Category Archives: Humor

States that have sent presidents to the White House

Posted on February 1, 2016 by Laura

Which of our 50 states have actually sent people to the White House? Wikipedia lists and maps present birthplace and primary state affiliations of former presidents.  Can we make any quick predictions based on the birthplaces (not where raised) and … Continue reading →

Posted in General Messages, Guest authors, Humor, Uncategorized | Tagged , | 2 Comments

ILP–BOLO VA GREENHOUSE

Posted on January 23, 2016 by asknod

I have a greenhouse they tell me it’s nice I asked how much but they won’t tell the price. I write them letters and say I can’t wait. They IRIS back ‘n say they’re running real late (bom bom bom bom). I had … Continue reading →

Posted in Humor, Independent Living Program | Tagged , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , | 6 Comments

VBA ANNOUNCES NEW REGIONAL OFFICE IN HO CHI MINH CITY

Posted on January 4, 2016 by asknod

VA Spokesperson Shawn McDandy summoned an impromptu Press Conference this morning in the Blue Paper Room at 810 Varmint Ave NW to announce an expansion planned way back in the early eighties. Citing to Veterans Administration research on the subject, a large … Continue reading →

Posted in Humor, Medical News, VA Health Care, vA news, Vietnam Disease Issues, Vietnam War history | Tagged , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , | 8 Comments

A COMBAT VETERAN’S THANKSGIVING

Posted on November 20, 2015 by asknod

 Arliss,  the wise old Eleven Bravo Vietnam Vet  had six stars on his VSM and was getting on in his years. By now, he was a year-around resident with his high school sweetheart wife in Phoenix. Prodded by his wife, he picked up the … Continue reading →

Posted in From the footlocker, Humor, KP Veterans, Vietnam War history | Tagged , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , | 2 Comments

NAVY AIRCRAFT CARRIERS–I HAD NO IDEA

Posted on November 13, 2015 by asknod

After all these years, I finally found out the real reason why they put those tail hooks on the Navy’s  aircraft. Sure, they use it to land sometimes when they’re not paying attention and come in way too fast. I get that. … Continue reading →

Posted in Humor | Tagged , , , , , , , , , | Leave a comment

SNORKELING NO-NOs IN MAUI

Posted on September 4, 2015 by asknod

In everyone’s claims waiting period, time weighs heavily and dampens one’s spirit. In order to dispel the depression, humor is called for. Humor is important in my VA claims tool pouch. On top of April Fool’s as my birthday and  being an … Continue reading →

Posted in Humor | Tagged , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , | 2 Comments

FEDS ANNOUNCE NEW STATESIDE POLICY ON MILITARY USE OF GUNS

Posted on July 26, 2015 by asknod

In response to the most recent atrocity in Tennessee by a troubled young American, the Federal Government today announced plans to erect safe rooms at all federal facilities. Called the “Quiver in place” Program, the newly designed safe rooms will be impervious … Continue reading →

Posted in Humor | Tagged , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , | 2 Comments

THE MOUSE DISPENSER

Posted on July 13, 2015 by asknod

Over the last four years since my feral kitty Ambush rolled in on Labor Day 2011, I have noticed her frequently hanging around what is called a D-box or distribution box that contains valves to regulate the amount of water … Continue reading →

Posted in Humor | Tagged , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , | 4 Comments

THOMAS JEFFERSON MEMORIAL TO COME DOWN IN DC

Posted on July 12, 2015 by asknod

In a nod to the growing chorus of voices denouncing slavery and racism, President Obama signed an Executive Order yesterday directing the  D.C. Parks Commission to begin immediate destruction and removal of the Jefferson Memorial. “Many feel the Memorial glorifies … Continue reading →

Posted in Humor | Tagged , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , | 8 Comments

FIRE MISSION–GOLF HOTEL 98335

Posted on June 22, 2015 by asknod

In keeping with a friendly, nonadversarial venue where the wishes of all are considered, I am officially posting this NOTAM for neighbors and aerial flight operations around Hill 305. 4 July commencing at 2205 HRS (L), heavy artillery and mortar … Continue reading →

Posted in Humor, KP Veterans, Vietnam War history | Tagged , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , | 2 Comments