Ever since the Fed. Circus determined (in Barry v. Denis the Menace) VA had been funning us and purposefully disremembering how many times you can be awarded half-step “bumps”, we’ve been hitting them up like Mormons on a broken one-armed bandit in West Wendover. The regulation was written originally in 1946 and hasn’t changed remarkably since. The part of this that’s putting a hole in the financial bucket is that it’s retroactive. Retroactive like back to 1946 gentlemen…
If you’re rated at SMC L for aid and attendance, blindness, loss of use of a hand and foot/ both feet or bedridden, and you have any other disabilities that are not related to the aforementioned conditions that add up to 50% or more (using VA math of course), then you’d get that $250 per month kicker for L 1/2. Lather, rinse and repeat for each and every 50% rating separate and distinct from the L.
So just imagine Johnny Vet with the misfortune of having a 60 mikemike gook mortar land right in the middle of a gaggle of guys in a listening post. He’s lucky. He’s still alive… but he has a few more chips and dents than the average Eleven Bravo. He’s getting an L for loss of use of the legs. Actually, he can “walk” after a fashion if his wife holds on to him but his Parkie’s tremors combine with really bad DM 2 neuropathy to make him unstable.
So right after Johnnie gets the brand new 100% rating for Ischemic Heart disease, I put him in for the Barry bumps while I began the fight for a&a for the DM2, kidney failure and peripheral neuropathies. VA denied and I foolishly allowed them to suck me into an HLR to “fix” it quicker than going to the Board. Fix it they did. They ordered up a few c&ps and determined lo and behold, he didn’t actually have loss of use at all. But just to show they were fair and balanced and wanted to make it right, they said it’s a simple fix. Turned out it was a need for a&a all along since back to 2019. The c&p babe just didn’t know how to read the regulation was all.
But…but… but you say. Right, once they hand you LOU (loss of use), that’s a finding of fact. What we call a conclusion of law. You have to declare a CUE to overturn it. VA didn’t. They just changed it from one L to another L. The problem is they already gave my Johnnie an Auto allowance and a Specially Adapted House based on his… yup… LOU. You don’t get those bennies for aid and attendance. The finding of fact rule in §3.104 also just attached to that shiny new Aid and Attendance rating, too. So now they’ve stepped in it and the two Ls make an O and then a R 1.
So the most obvious way to unravel this paradox after the BVA bolloxed it up and affirmed was to take it to the Court and get a reading on it there. My wingman Wes McCauley of United Veterans Disability wrote a stellar legal brief that noticed about 6 errors in their thinking and end result. This one’s up at the Court if anyone likes to read the docket entries. Go to CAVC 25-5399 Appellant’s brief to get a grasp of the argument. It’s a daisy.
But that’s not the end of the matter as we like to say. I have another Vet with a similar set of circumstances. The VA is beginning to pursue the same identical “disassembly and reassembly” of his entire ratings architecture. In Johnnie Vet #2’s case they began this process with a benign nothing burger. Johnnie #2 just got a second SMC L to go with his first one from back in 2021 for LOU of the foot and hand. This one was for a&a of the upper extremities and other musculoskeletal disease residuals combined.
Obviously, the two Ls make the O and then metamorphose to R1 but the VA brought in one of their Aluminum siding salesmen who mansplained it away thusly. ” Dude, stay with me now, hear? You’re getting L 1/2 for the hand/leg gig from ’22. But, you just got an L for the a&a, right? So… you get paid more for the L 1/2 than you would for the L so there’s no retro. It’s a push is all. Got it?” Since Johnnie #2 isn’t in the habit of smokin’ the Devil’s lettuce or munching disco biscuits, this didn’t just sail over his head. He called me. From Mexico where he lives. He said this didn’t sound right and wanted a second opinion.
I filed with a Supplemental to nudge the VA to put down the bong and cut the paper right. I also threw in a herring- a request for a SMC 1/2-step kicker from his L 1/2 (under §3.350(f)(1)(ii)) up to M under §3.350(f)(3). And what should happen? Yep. Just to be sure that Johnnie #2 wasn’t funning the VA and really did have a need for a&a, and just to be sure he still was suffering that nasty LOU of foot and hand, they threw in a request for ol’ Johnnie to saddle up the Electric wheelchair and motor on down to the lokal VES store and present himself for a couple 3 c&p exams.
Now, the same kicker applies here. A ministerial award of a&a to a Veteran does not require a new c&p at your local Fort Fumble to make sure the BVA Veterans Law Judge (VLJ) “got it right”. In fact, it would be illegal- not to mentioned unnecessary. Once you get that award for the LOU, it’s a permanent determination. That’s why they call it “Permanent and Total”.
So, because I’m fond of torturing these chowderheads, I sometimes like to play ’em like a smallmouth bass for a while. Johnnie #2 has already been waiting since June of last year for the R1 to hit and he’s not starving. Besides, it’s accruing bucks like a bad payday loan outside the main gate. So I sent in a letter saying “Pretty Please with a cherry on top. This is purely an administrative rating snafu”. And some feller in Pittsburgh said Roger that. They cut the paper Friday morning the 13th of March and then… it disappeared while I was over at Arlington National burying my mom that afternoon. Poof. Gone with the Wind.
In it’s place was the request for his august presence Wednesday next at VES @ 0900. The request said ‘we want to make sure you get every benefit coming to you. Boy howdy is that a word salad loaded with strychnine. So, to trim it down to just the purely administrative aspect of the a&a, I sent in a withdrawal of the Barry bump which technically would erase any possible rationale (read excuse) for a c&p. But the way the Pittsburgh crew was approaching this had all the hallmarks of the Waco fiasco with Johnnie #1. Step into my den said the spider to the fly…
So, the upshot of all of this is to apply my favorite tried-and-true technique of SOGB (make them shit or go blind). At this point, it’s like watching a bipolar guy who’s just run dry on lithium and begun firing erratically on 5 cylinders. He’s undecided on whether to go NASDAQ or Casper Milquetoast. Or buy a Lamborghini.
And if that wasn’t enough, I set up an account with VES to get the c&p feed live to my phone. Since Johnnie #2 is a bit spotty on his phone answering, I’m stepping in to help out. After getting approved, they called to schedule the c&p again. Did I mention they’d been having the Devil’s own time trying to get hold of him? It may have had something to do with me telling his wife in my broken Spanish not to take any calls- he’s bedridden and indisposed. 
So this time I had to sadly let the schedular gal down emotionally and explain why the c&p was never going to happen-nor was it needed or required by law. She dutifully transcribed all that into the notes section of VBMS and I can almost see the Coach’s consternation rising daily down in the VSC Mosh Pit. Can he do that? This ain’t in the M 21. DEFCON 1. So what’s the worst that can happen? Are they going to deny the O and R1? If so, how? Are they going to deny the Barry bumps and ignore the withdrawal and camaoflage the R1 with an implicit denial? Can’t do that anymore. Hamill v Collins just came back from the Fed. Circus and made the Three Stooges (Toth, Laurer and Jaquith) look pretty stupid. AMA says ‘tell me why I lost and what I need to provide you to get it’. No more of that Legacy Cogburn v. Shinseki crap.
This phenomenon is not just cropping up in my claims. Wes says he’s seeing this same thing in his practice, too. It’s basically a redux of the old Extraordinary Awards Program (EAP) from back in the 2006-08 era where a VARO head Poohbah would “refer” a decision back to the VA Central Office (VACO) for a haircut in the back room. If you were due some extensive folding money- in Johnnie #2’s case about $220 K back to 2022- VACO would reinvent a reason why you were only going to get $22 K. In Johnnie #1’s case it was to avoid me building the inevitable O to R1 bridge with the coronary artery disease. In Johnnie#2’s case it was going to be a revelation that Johnnie #2, just like Johnnie #1, had one of them Holy Rollers Revival-in-a-Tent moments where the foot was miraculously healed.
It used to be back in the 80’s and 90’s, we could work with VA raters. Most were Veterans and decent folk. Nowadays, it’s like herding cats. They rely entirely on the M 21 like it’s the Koran and cannot speak mistruth. But what they ignore at their peril is 38 CFR. and there ain’t no rule saying the VA can CUE you and pawn it off as a difference of opinion 7 years later. Perhaps the best thing we have going for us as Veterans is that if the VA decides to CUE you, they have to have just as strong a case as you would against them.
VA is well-known for speaking with forked tongue. Hell, for that matter they’re well-known for speaking in Tongue and pretending it was handed down from Mount Arafat on tablets. Don’t be fooled. I’m guessing the majority of them overpaid Coaches are graduates of the GEICO Auto Claims Academy. I’ll report back at the end of this latest Long Range Recon Patrol into Indian Country.
































































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