Category Archives: Humor

HAPPY ANNIVERSARY BUCKWHEAT

Posted on March 5, 2016 by asknod

Sung to the tune of that lovely Subaru® doggie commercial… You’re not my Buddy and you sure ain’t my Friend You’ve been denying me since I don’t know when ls20 Now whenever I file I … Continue reading →

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VA ART IMITATES VA HUMOR 9 MONTHS LATER

Posted on February 4, 2016 by asknod

It’s not often when Veterans humor, driven by long waits and endless appeals, drives us to hypothesize on what (or how) a possible “rocket docket ” appeals system might coalesce in the minds of the Grand Poobahs. Veterans of all … Continue reading →

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States that have sent presidents to the White House

Posted on February 1, 2016 by Laura

Which of our 50 states have actually sent people to the White House? Wikipedia lists and maps present birthplace and primary state affiliations of former presidents. Can we make any quick predictions based on the birthplaces (not where raised) and … Continue reading →

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ILP–BOLO VA GREENHOUSE

Posted on January 23, 2016 by asknod

I have a greenhouse they tell me it’s nice I asked how much but they won’t tell the price. I write them letters and say I can’t wait. They IRIS back ‘n say they’re running real late (bom bom bom bom). I had … Continue reading →

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VBA ANNOUNCES NEW REGIONAL OFFICE IN HO CHI MINH CITY

Posted on January 4, 2016 by asknod

VA Spokesperson Shawn McDandy summoned an impromptu Press Conference this morning in the Blue Paper Room at 810 Varmint Ave NW to announce an expansion planned way back in the early eighties. Citing to Veterans Administration research on the subject, a large … Continue reading →

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A COMBAT VETERAN’S THANKSGIVING

Posted on November 20, 2015 by asknod

Arliss, the wise old Eleven Bravo Vietnam Vet had six stars on his VSM and was getting on in his years. By now, he was a year-around resident with his high school sweetheart wife in Phoenix. Prodded by his wife, he picked up the … Continue reading →

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NAVY AIRCRAFT CARRIERS–I HAD NO IDEA

Posted on November 13, 2015 by asknod

After all these years, I finally found out the real reason why they put those tail hooks on the Navy’s aircraft. Sure, they use it to land sometimes when they’re not paying attention and come in way too fast. I get that. … Continue reading →

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SNORKELING NO-NOs IN MAUI

Posted on September 4, 2015 by asknod

In everyone’s claims waiting period, time weighs heavily and dampens one’s spirit. In order to dispel the depression, humor is called for. Humor is important in my VA claims tool pouch. On top of April Fool’s as my birthday and being an … Continue reading →

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FEDS ANNOUNCE NEW STATESIDE POLICY ON MILITARY USE OF GUNS

Posted on July 26, 2015 by asknod

In response to the most recent atrocity in Tennessee by a troubled young American, the Federal Government today announced plans to erect safe rooms at all federal facilities. Called the “Quiver in place” Program, the newly designed safe rooms will be impervious … Continue reading →

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THE MOUSE DISPENSER

Posted on July 13, 2015 by asknod

Over the last four years since my feral kitty Ambush rolled in on Labor Day 2011, I have noticed her frequently hanging around what is called a D-box or distribution box that contains valves to regulate the amount of water … Continue reading →