Category Archives: Humor

VARO–THE CONGRESSIONAL INTERESTS SECTION

Posted on May 21, 2016 by asknod

Subtly buried in every American VARO across our fruited orchards, is an office set up to deal with inquiries, complaints, and irate congressfolk. In all cases, the invective is one-way coming into the Regional Offices-i.e. Congressmen/women’s VA gopher calls up … Continue reading →

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Who is Doctor Gold?

Posted on May 9, 2016 by Laura

Last year my spouse received a VA PCP appointment letter with the unfamiliar name on it: Gold. Huh? Report to Gold? We emailed his PCP RN, “Who is Dr. Gold?” “Oh, that just means Gold Team.” Oh……okay. Now I’m curious. … Continue reading →

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THE VETERAN WINE TASTER

Posted on May 2, 2016 by asknod

As usual, leave it to a VA rainmaker like LawBob Squarepants to come up with a good joke. He has been noticeably remiss in Veterans humor and consumed by Keith Robert’s protracted miscarriage of justice. Fortunately for us all, he has reverted … Continue reading →

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CALL ME BOB– BUT DON’T CALL ME

Posted on May 1, 2016 by asknod

I rest my case. Remember, I too reached out to “Bob” last fall. I never did get to talk to him but I got his email and opted for that route. He pawned me off on Seattle’s DRO Cheryll-Anne Mackey-Rivas (note … Continue reading →

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INDIANAPOLIS VAMC NAMES ROBIN PAUL EMPLOYEE OF THE YEAR

Posted on April 10, 2016 by asknod

Tom Mattice, director of the Roudebush Veterans Affairs Medical Center in Native Americanopolis, Indiana announced the latest VAMC Employee of the year yesterday. Citing her amazing work with returning Veterans suffering PTSD, suicidal tendencies and Xanax withdrawal issues, Mr. Mattice recognized her for … Continue reading →

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UTUBE MEETS PHOTOSHOP AND WE WIN

Posted on April 2, 2016 by asknod

This is priceless. If Kiedove is going to jump in with a political theme, I promise I will only offer suitable entertainment that is G-rated to counterbalance her thrust. Imagine the effort involved to create this and you have to compliment … Continue reading →

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New York, New York! La! La! Woof.

Posted on April 1, 2016 by Laura

Hillary’s Theme Start spreading the news I am leaving today I want to be a part of it New York, New York These vagabond shoes Are longing to stray Right through the very heart of it New York, New York … Continue reading →

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ILP–GREENHOUSE COERCION TECHNIQUES

Posted on March 28, 2016 by asknod

So I’m sitting around the barn swamping a stall and I’m thinking to myself “I wonder when them ol’ boys are gonna see fit to come on over and hook me up with a greenhouse.” Hell, I’ve already committed to … Continue reading →

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HAPPY ANNIVERSARY BUCKWHEAT

Posted on March 5, 2016 by asknod

Sung to the tune of that lovely Subaru® doggie commercial… You’re not my Buddy and you sure ain’t my Friend You’ve been denying me since I don’t know when ls20 Now whenever I file I … Continue reading →

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VA ART IMITATES VA HUMOR 9 MONTHS LATER

Posted on February 4, 2016 by asknod

It’s not often when Veterans humor, driven by long waits and endless appeals, drives us to hypothesize on what (or how) a possible “rocket docket ” appeals system might coalesce in the minds of the Grand Poobahs. Veterans of all … Continue reading →