IDLE HANDS ARE THE DEVIL’S WORKSHOP

Posted on November 16, 2022 by asknod

While this blog won’t solve any VA claims problems, it’s a pleasant interlude in between claims filings and their resolution. Having been hatched on the day reserved for fools, humor is an integral part of my psyche. Nothing passes me by that doesn’t pique my interest in how I might make it humorous or fashion a joke out of. Which is why I called you all here.

One of my finest creations was the Semtex- C ration bottle rocket. It didn’t have a Military M model designation like M 26 rocket (bottle) but should have. Given lots of time to dream of anything your mind could conceive of, some of us sought to create interesting devices. Since I had a pyrotechnic bent, I was always trying to envision new uses for the toys they gave us to play with. I for darn sure would have loved to meet the 11Bravo who engineered the peach can repair order for the feed jambs on Pigs. Pure genius.

Semtex, or plastique, is a great item when respected. We had tons of it-literally. It was in Claymores and the propellant in 60 mm mortars just to name a few. Compressed, it will kill you. When removed from its normal confines, it burns quite well and I’m sure there a thousands of you still alive today who used it to heat up your c-rations in Southeast Asia.

Lacking any fireworks other than throwing the occasional 5.56 round into a fire to “wake” folks up, I thought long and hard on how I might make bottle rockets. While dropping a 60mm down the tube one afternoon, I became engrossed in how the propellant looked similar to that in the Claymores so I gave some the Zippo test that evening.

From there, it was a simple step to find a small enough container to put it in. I experimented by cramming some into a spent 7.65 round but it was too nose-heavy and came right back to earth without gaining altitude. After a day or two of experimenting, I came up with it. You cut apart a c rat can and make a 2″ by 2″ square. Pre-crease it in both planes and place the 60mm plastique in the lower center. Fold it in half with an 18 inch piece of baling wire crimped inside and fold that in half. Make sure there is plenty of clearance around the wire.

For maximum effect, I’d walk by a fire in the evening and throw it like a spear to get it to stick upright in the fire. When It  heated up enough, it ignited and took off. What I didn’t contemplate was what would happen if it hit anyone. Sure as shit, I dang near put a guy’s eye out a week later so the idea, while brilliant, was unworkable for entertainment value.

Once we got a ton of Tide detergent on a pallet. It was more than we could ever use to wash with and besides, the Hmong hootch gals used rocks down in the creek below us. After much study, we discovered you could thicken up AvGas with the Tide in a discarded 50 gallon drum and supersize it with Claymores, dig it in and tilt it at a perfect 45 degree angle outside the perimeter. Wire a claymore under it for the ignition system. Do a rude job of camouflaging it and then stay away from the area for a day or two. Curious Pathet Lao interlopers in the night would feel it necessary to see what kind of handiwork we stupid tahanns  erected during the day.  It was a poor substitute for a mine but it worked just dandy like a Civil War mortar and spewed out neat, sticky flaming gobs of AvGas  about 50 feet akin to Willie Peter.

The guy who got tagged by the bottle rocket got a Purple Heart by the way. I never let on I was the inventor. I’m not a parade kind of guy.

P.S. It is with great sadness we  learned that a fellow Veterans Help Site (Hadit.com) announced it is closing its doors soon. They have been in existence for years and years and have helped many thousands in their search for justice at VA. Their presence will be sorely missed by the Veterans community. I do hope someone else there is able to pick up the flag and continue to serve our Veterans. Finding good help on the subject of Veterans claims and appeals is extremely hard  as there are so few of us in proportion to the large number of Veterans. I think I speak for all Veterans when I say we will miss the site and Berta’s valuable advice on CUE claims.

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THE UNABRIDGED HISTORY OF THE VA– PARTS I AND II

Posted on November 12, 2022 by asknod

Got these in the inbox from a fellow VA Agent who has devoted an extraordinary amount of time and research into investigating the feasibility of developing a neuveaux theory about the possibility discussed in NOVA v McDonaugh over the admissibility of BVA decisions to show precedence. This may become a continuing series so stay tuned.  

Cool beans, huh?

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AirAm–AMERICA’S BRAVEST UNSUNG VETERANS

Posted on November 11, 2022 by asknod

Those of you who never served incountry in Southeast Asia during the ‘conflict’ are unaware of the other army of civilians who quietly and surreptitiously worked alongside our servicemen during that period. Air America was many things and many names. It was born shortly after WW II to help fight communism around the world. Technically, it began as the OSS’s personal air force beginning in the late ’40s. After the birth of the CIA, it was variously known as Civil Air Transport (CAT),  CASI- Continental Air Service Inc. It was Bird & Sons Air- or simply Bird Air. Like a caterpillar, it would retreat into a cocoon out of sight for years-only to be reincarnated like the mythical Phoenix again. Think back to Nicaragua in the ’80s. Remember Southern Air Transport? Same airline- probably many of the same pilots in charge and a new batch of antique, refurbished 130s and Goonybirds- all prefaced with ‘O’ for obsolete on the tail number. 

Air America, or simply AirAm, was composed of a civilian cadre who, more often than not, were former military Veterans from WWII or civilian chopper pilots who wanted more excitement than cruising over LA at 1800 Hrs reporting the traffic jams on KXLY. It was composed of fixed wing pilots who couldn’t find a berth at a respectable airline due to their personality quirks or prior sketchy FAA records. The “cargo delivery specialists” (kickers) were, for the most part, smokejumpers who fought forest fires. One thing they all had in common was that je ne sais quoi of adventurers variously described as the Terry and the Pirates™ gene.  I don’t think anyone consciously enjoyed seeing green tracers corkscrewing up to meet you as you came left on final at a remote airstrip on top of a karst.  But what the hey? Some seek the thrill of cheating death.

I guess I didn’t think like that. I was one who tended to sit on my flak vest and even tuck it up around my jewels like a diaper when we went down lower for a Bomb Damage Assessment. From what I recall, a flak vest never stopped a 7.62 round. Maybe grenade fragments or flying 122cm debris. It was more or less like a pacifier to a baby- a welcome wooby blanket falsely conferring the illusion of invincibility.

I liked to take a thumper and HE with us to harass the Pathet Lao while we circled waiting for the 56th SOW Sandys to show up from NKP. I’d keep the vest wrapped around my bugout bag full of ordnance between my feet until the tracers began flying and things got shitty. My PIC was a bit skittish about carrying gold rounds but drew the line on having WP in the cockpit. It wasn’t until I saw a human Roman candle running through the trees one night outside  the wire that it dawned on me what that would look like in the enclosed confines of an O 1 or a Porter.

Oddly- or maybe not depending on how you look at it- the Veterans Administration is in charge of disbursing benefits to AirAm folks as well as the Merchant Marines. I’ve had the limited pleasure of helping a fellow airman go after his hep C benefits. While he and I never crossed paths or met, we both served in the same time frame up in MR II (Military Region 2 also known as Barrel Roll). He was more an admin weenie working out of Lima 8 Wattay Airport than a full time 123 driver.

Now, contrary to popular belief as seen in the Air America movie, we didn’t run opium  from Lima sites to the French Heroin lab down in Vientiane. Quite the opposite. We ran good scotch and gin up north to the Luang Prabang AirAm hostel or to Alternate from the Class VI store at Udorn. Scotch doesn’t need refrigerating. It certainly deserves ice but in war, you make do with what’s at hand. The Hmong were artisans and created quite a few lovely works of jewelry out of .999 silver. Ditto the Hmong ornate black powder muskets. We were known to buy or trade for them on the side. Hollywood let their imagination run wild in their faux attempt to depict off-the-grid war. I reckon that happens when war isn’t quite as exciting as portrayed. I’m sure there was some discrete drug running afoot but our stock in trade was pigs, chickens and hard rice (M 1 carbines, 60mm mortars and hand grenades).

To me, a classic example of the hardships of war was the dearth of tonic water and real limes. We substituted Kaffir limes, quinine pills and Perrier most of the time. Ice was a luxury. You crushed up the chloroquine phosphate malaria pills and stirred them into the  Perrier- or just plain water if nothing bubbly was available. I found out fifty years later that I probably overdosed on the chloroquine because we were only supposed to take one pill a week. Making a good pitcher of  Tanqueray and Tonic required four minimum. Perhaps it was a godsend.  When I think back on it, none of my friends or I ever got malaria.

AirAm folks were like Wyatt Earp. Remember the TV show with Hugh O’Brien? Brave, courageous and bold? I vividly remember just before Monsoon 1970 during Operation Leap Frog, we were circling a downed Sandy. The pilot had successfully egressed the A/C and was trying to beat feet away from that bright orange and white ‘chute. His partner had hit Bingo and bugged out leaving us there on station to keep an eye on him.

Every morning, a pair of HH 53 Jolly Greens from Det. 5, 38th ARRRS would launch at 0dark30 and land at Alternate for the day to bring them closer for a more rapid SAR (Search and Rescue) response. We’d called in the SAR request to Cricket the moment he punched out but BUFF wouldn’t be there for about 30 minutes even if they were sitting there already spun up and awaiting launch info.

Some of the braver Pathet Lao troops were beginning to stir after the airstrike and started spreading out to search for the pilot. We were generally armed with a M&P .38 six shooter or a Model 39 S&W 9mm and a CAR 15 but we were instructed to dump the hardware and surrender if we found ourselves down in Indian country. Most all of us also wore 24 kt. gold necklaces or bracelets in hopes of bartering our way out of death or capture. It didn’t work very well. But that’s another story for Memorial Day. Or maybe never.

We had zilch for air cover at that moment and the Jolly Green pilots were always adamant that they have fire suppression before they’d even discuss going in for the extraction. We did have a 911 in to 432nd TFW for a couple of fast movers out of Udorn but that was equally 45 minutes or more out because they didn’t have guns and had to be loaded out with suitable ordnance like nape or CBU. Things were beginning to look  pretty shitty and we’d run out of WP marker rockets to harass them with. Ditto my HE thumper rounds.

When out of the blue, here comes a OD green H 34 with the AirAm logo from the north of all possible headings. He called in on Alternate’s tower frequency (118.9) and asked where the pilot was hunkered down. Just like that. Not ‘where are the Indians?’ but ‘where’s the pilot?’ We guided him in and he landed under heavy fire and scooped up the zoomie. No air cover. No door gunner. Just the PIC and the crew chief hanging out the starboard cargo door encouraging that ol’ boy to pai lao lao RFN. The PIC probably had him back at what passed for an O club at NKP before the BUFF folks even arrived on station.

What can I say? Balls. Big balls. Waaaaay bigger than any I’ll ever grow. These folks are also Veterans just as much as you and me-perhaps even more so. They didn’t get any medals. The pay was so-so. They didn’t get hostile fire pay or hazardous duty pay. The fact that you were on flight status and a senior pilot didn’t didn’t give you much more than a $10 pay hike for sitting in the left seat. And yet they’d put their lives on the line in an unarmed A/C and do that for us. This particular instance wasn’t a fluke. I’d heard of similar situations-many of which didn’t have a happy Hollywood ending.

I thought long and hard about what to write about this Veterans Day and the only thing that came to me was the subject of this article. While I might write occasionally about that challenging tenth tee at the Plain des Jarres Golf and Country Club or grouse-hunting with a sawed off Model 12 and buckshot at Ban Na, I have neglected to ever discuss the tales of derring do of AirAm’s PICs (pilots in charge). Happy Veterans Day to some of the bravest of the brave. They ought to be awarded Air Medals with Vs or ArComs. Never have unarmed, untrained pilots exhibited such courage in any conflict before or after. Or, if there are such people, I’ve never had the pleasure of sharing a single malt with one- or my chloroquine tonic water abominations for that matter.

And that’s all I’m going to say about that. I think this NOTAM says it better than I ever could. Happy Veterans Day to all of you.

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CAVC–ATILANO v. DENIS THE MENACE-BABY YOU CAN DRIVE MY CAR

Posted on November 6, 2022 by asknod

In this business, the legal bitchslaps Veterans endure far outweigh the beneficial attaboys at the Board, the Court and Fed Circus. While I wholeheartedly welcome the judicial overview accorded us (finally) in 1989, it was a long time coming considering Vets had never been granted judicial oversight going back to 1776. Since then, we (Veterans) have progressed in fits and spurts with long dry spells (read wars) in between. The Court (CAVC), which many of us have looked to over the last 33 years for succor, has been fickle to say the very least. Granted, we’ve been accorded many new ‘rights’-e.g., due process- but it only came about in earnest after the NVLSP began populating the Court or appearing as amicus curiae and jamming their foot in the door to insert their two cents worth. Sometimes it pays off. Sometimes not. Grab a brewski and some chips and check this one out. 

Jesus Atilano, like myself and 2.9 million others, was a participant  in the Southeast Asia War games. And, like myself and hundreds of thousands of others, he got the poopy end of the VA punji stick. Apparently, his brain box got bent in the process (as often happens in war) and caused him such severe disability as to have to be institutionalized several times in a VAMC mental ward. I’m not going to delve into that too deeply as it’s a personal issue that afflicts those of us who go to war. But here’s the Bud Lite® overview.

Jesus filed for PTSD in ’95. VA got around to giving him 50% for his bent brain syndrome in ’05. Several years later, in 2012, they granted 30% for his IHD, continued the 50% for the PTSD but denied him TDIU. Sound familiar? Of course it does. After more sparring and denials, he managed to score a 70% for the brainpan in 2014. So, in sum he was mentally ill enough to get free room and board at the VA psych ward three times but never was adjudicated as TDIU or 100%. Arruu? He finally made it up to the BVA for the 76-page decision below by VLJ Reinhart. Printed out, it looks like the Gutenberg Bible. I know. I almost printed the whole thing up when I tried to download the .pdf. Fortunately, the printer ran out of paper at page 38 and I caught it.

Atilano BVA decision

But here’s the interesting wrinkle that stretched this thing out six years. Jesus, through his most able VA rainmaker Sean Ravin Esq., requested a face-to-face hearing under the old Legacy system. Unfortunately, due to his extreme disabilities regarding his mental state, he’d failed to show up for the hearing in DC at 1425 I Street. Monsieur Ravin had scheduled a noted psychologist expert in PTSD (Dr. E.T.) to appear in DC in-person to give her expert testimony. I know Dr. T personally and use her for all my psychiatric claims/appeals. She’s red hot and I’ve never lost with her expert IMOs. Even the VA recognizes she’s no slouch in this business and accords her IMOs great credence. So, everyone was present except the belle of the ball. VLJ Reinhart  refused to allow Dr. T’s testimony, or any testimony, for that matter, because Jesus was AWOL with no viable excuse.

Attorney Ravin petitioned the Board for a 60-day delay to obtain the testimony and submit it. Sean also argued at length that 38 USC §7107 is devoid of any language that specifically demands a Veteran be present for his necktie party. His argument was to no avail. VLJ Reinhart went off on a de novo jag (no pun intended) citing to 38 CFR at great length and accorded the Secretary’s regulations far more weight than the old “Veteran friendly venue in which to adjudicate our claims in an informal ex parte setting.” Quo Vadis Justice?

Sean proceeded to the Court where he was given short shrift. Very short shrift. Secretary Wilkie and his gang who couldn’t shoot straight cajoled the Court into affirming this Chevron abomination and the fight was on (Atilano v. Wilkie (Atilano I), 31 Vet.App. 272, 279-81 (2019). But that was not the end of the matter, thank goodness. Sean proceeded to the Fed Circus and they vacated it back to the Court for clarification of why Jesus being absent was a legitimate interpretation of §7107.  The vacatur was quasi-specific in Atilano v. McDonough (Atilano II), 12 F.4th 1375, 1381-82 (Fed. Cir. 2021). The Fed Circus suggested it might be à propos for the Court to quit mincing words and their meanings, quit giving Chevron deference to every utterance of the Secretary and explain in the King’s English why the Court seems to be in lockstep with him where Veterans’ due process is at stake. Well, that’s my takeaway. Judge Toth, in his convoluted anti-concurrence, believes the Feds were trying to pin blame on the Court without reversing. Take a gander…

Alitano II

And so we see a major sea change in how they approach this. One small step for Jesus. One giant leap for Vetkind. To me, this is almost as momentous as Cushman, Clemons and a few other notable decisions all rolled into one. The most obvious is taking into account the Veteran and how his disabilities (especially mental) can become an insurmountable obstacle that works against him regarding hearings. If this process is Veteran friendly as constantly drummed into us by the VA, why is it we almost always lose on inconsequential quirks or requirements?  As the Court admitted (per curiam),

“Considering not only the letter but the spirit of the Federal Circuit’s opinion, however, we conclude that we have no practical option but to rule in favor of the veteran and to remand this matter to the Board for further proceedings.”

Really? No “practical option”? That’s like running a red light, t-boning someone and finally conceding several years later that you really can’t come up with any viable excuse for your poor driving but you’re willing to be like, ya know, suuuuper magnanimous and concede error when called out. About the only good thing that came of this is it didn’t require 76 pages of mea culpas. Think of how many trees will sleep peacefully tonight knowing about this.

This is the gist of Justices Pietsch, Meredith and Toth’s  per curiam reasoning. I consider it sour grapes to say the very least.

“There is no way to read the Federal Circuit’s analysis as anything other than a wholesale repudiation of our reasoning. The opinion makes perfectly clear that the Federal Circuit regarded the relevant statutory text, structure, and purpose as individually and collectively “supporting” Mr. Atilano’s position that a claimant too disabled to attend may still invoke the right to a Board hearing. Atilano II, 12 F.4th at 1381. Given this premise, how could any contrary regulation of the Secretary be a reasonable construction of the statute? See id. (“[I]t would seem inappropriate to construe § 7107 to deny hearings for those represented veterans unable to attend in person without clear statutory language instructing as such.”). “

Sacré Dieu. Excuse my French but it gets worse. The Court actually went so far as to almost agree with the Secretary’s piss poor excuse as to why he defended this travesty of justice. Excuses are like assholes. We all have one but how does that accord with the Court’s precedence in Evans v Shinseki, 25 Vet.App. 7, 16 (2011) (explaining that “it is the Board that is required to provide a complete statement of reasons or bases” for its decision and “the Secretary cannot make up for [the Board’s] failure to do so” by providing his own reasons or bases on appeal). Show me where VLJ Reinhart even evoked a discussion about the legality of his ruling. Granted, he isn’t allowed to make law-just misinterpret  it. I read the below as an excuse…

“Indeed, the Federal Circuit understood the Secretary to concede that § 20.700(b) could not be read as requiring a claimant’s attendance at a hearing. Id. at 1379, 1382. The Secretary now suggests that the Federal Circuit wrongly interpreted his statements at argument as a retreat from his briefing position. Regardless of whether there was a concession, it is apparent that the Federal Circuit read §20.700(b) and did not think it clearly imposed an attendance requirement. (Nor do we think the few other regulatory provisions cited by the Secretary bring the clarity that § 20.700(b) does not.)”

Boy howdy, I never expected the Court to ever resort to post hoc rationalizations for why they stepped on their collective neckties. No less that the Supreme Court has always put their thumb on the scales of Veterans justice. Which begs the question of just what are they smoking up at the Court these days? Since when are the august Justices permitted to egress the precedential reservation in a desperate effort to grant the Secretary Chevron deference?

In the VA justice game, The VLJ is the “Trier of Fact”. That means the actual decision to screw Jesus was sanctioned and approved by the Secretary and his merry band of uncouth OGC litigators before the ink hit the decision. That the Court accepted this argument and denied Jesus speaks volumes to ignoring the canon espoused in Henderson (“We have long applied the canon that provisions for benefits to members of the Armed Services are to be construed in the beneficiaries’ favor.”). How about this concept-The pro-Veteran canon instructs that provisions providing benefits to veterans should be liberally construed in the veterans’ favor, with any interpretative doubt resolved to their benefit. See, e.g., King v. St. Vincent’s Hosp., 502 U.S. 215, 220 (1991). So why does Chevron always get the upper hand in these decisions?

This concept isn’t a new interpretation of VA law. Go back to Boone v. Lightner, 319 U.S. 561, 575 (1943)  for context-The Supreme Court first articulated this canon to reflect the sound policy that we must “protect those who have been obliged to drop their own affairs to take up the burdens of the nation.” This same policy underlies the entire veterans benefit scheme.

I’d say the Court has lost sight of the canon. How is it that the latest version of the Court with it’s newer, more recent membership could accord us anything less than what the Supreme Court spoke to in 1943? That Jesus had to petition the Feds to right this egregious wrong appalls me. Further, the mousey way in which the Court begrudgingly conceded their error smacks of a superiority complex with a side of condescension. I was laboring under the misconception, apparently, that Kisor III raised the bar on Auer/Chevron deference in such a way as to clarify its use-not to enable the Secretary and give him a roadmap to deny Veterans due process. Gerrymandering 38 USC’s meaning to support 38 CFR and its often convoluted logic must always be put under the judicial microscope and never given a bye based on one person’s (VASEC) subjective analysis. The Court’s watchwords should always be “Beware Mission Creep.” After all, isn’t that the very rationale for why Congress instituted a higher tribunal- to ensure we don’t get screwed (again) (and again)?

Given my admittance to the CAVC bar sans JD, I pray my mental ramblings here will never cast a pall on my client’s cases at bar for speaking out when I see an injustice perpetuated by those chosen to be our overseers. As a Veteran who has been given the shitty end of the punji stick so many times, I find it hard to be a silent, willing spectator without voicing my extreme displeasure. Here, Jesus finally obtained justice but why did it require such a herculean effort on Mr. Ravin’s part to get that which most of us Veterans would view as a given?

I would compare this to the ages-old argument that protesters dredge up when speaking up for the rights of dolphins caught in tuna nets. My ‘plaint will always be “Who speaks for the Tuna?” The analogy is apt. Veterans have always been paid lip service for their sacrifices but the repair order has always been fleeting or no more than a chimera. One of my favorite lines to DROs is “This isn’t about you and me. It’s about the Veteran and what we can do for him legally.”

Judge Toth’s concurring opinion is perplexing at best. I provide a snippet below. It speaks volumes about friction. The Fed Circuit’s job is to analyze whether a statute or regulation has been wrongly decided. If so, it remains the province of the lower courts to remedy their wrongfully decided appeal once apprised of the error. I think it was a narrow, face-saving measure for the Feds to remand the Court’s decision and let them decide themselves how to fashion their own remedy-if indeed they felt one was even due. After all, the VLJ is the “Trier of Fact” not the Feds. Ne c’est pas?  What ever happened to sticking to your guns? All these queshuns and no answers.

“The Federal Circuit’s remand placed this Court on the horns of a dilemma. We could either suppress our independent judgment to arrive at the conclusion the Federal Circuit all but ordered us to adopt, or we could defy the repudiation of our previous Chevron analysis and again affirm in contravention of every signal the Federal Circuit sent. In other words, it proves practically impossible to afford deference under Chevron to the Secretary’s interpretation while heeding the mandate of a higher court ruling rejecting that position as “inappropriate” and implying, albeit without holding, that deference shouldn’t apply at all.”

I guess my answer to him would have to be “When did it ever stop any of you before?”

P.S. Happy Veterans Day. And I say this sincerely to all of you who served in RVN. Thank you for being so selfless as to serve your country above self. Now, doesn’t that sound  a shit ton better than “Welcome home” considering  what ‘welcome home’ entailed in ’68?
I know there is a lot of political animosity afoot in this election cycle but Veterans should take heart in their mission profile when serving. We’re apolitical. We served at the behest off our superiors without regard to political affiliation once upon a time. Nothing has changed. My allegiance, if any, is to Veterans and their benefits entitlement. Anything is else is just noise above the squelch setting on the PRC100 of life.

And that’s all I’m going to say about that.

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EXPOSED VET RADIO SHOW- ‘CAUSE WE BAD-WE’RE NATIONWIDE

Posted on November 2, 2022 by asknod

I love ZZ Top. They have tons of great material. But then, sometimes I come across some too. Mine is more of the kind that helps Vets-not their psyche-unless you count the win that finally puts them on Easy Street. I spend an inordinate amount of time dumpster diving on SMC as most know. Every VA document in a Vet’s file tells a story. Some are inconsequential but the ones that bite are favorable findings of fact. And when VA is stupid enough to give me the ammo, I’m all over them like white on rice. What can be more humorous than telling them “You’re the ones who insist he needs a&a, not me.”

 Since it  seems that every time I publish a really keen way to skin the VA cat, I’m going to put up one of my brand new  tricks tomorrow about 5 hours before the show and take it down afterwards. Leaving it up will only result in a VA “modification” and eventual future defeat for anyone trying it. Seems them fellers in DC actually read the articles I publish. Imagine that. You can find the document at the bottom below Kilroy…

I remember back in the mid 2014s Under Secretary for Benefits Allison Hickey (USB) was having a heart-to-heart Kumbaya meeting with Congress and the subject of DBQs came up. The complaint was that a DBQ supplied to Vets didn’t have a place for a doctor to insert the nexus medical opinion. It (the DBQ) was nothing more that a recital of the Vet’s current medical condition-and pretty damn skinny at that. Rep. Takano or one of his  buddies was wondering when VA was going to revamp the DBQs to provide that all-important box where the good doctor could insert his “at least as likely as not” prognostication. Allison cut in and allowed as how they were working on that and actually had a new replacement document ready but they were just using up the existing stock to save money.

There was one slight problem with this statement. All the documents were in .PDF format-i.e., electronic documents. There simply was no stack of forms in the back rooms of VAROs across our fruited plains full of superseded documents. It was a complete fig newton of the imagination. The Congressfolk bought into it hook, line and sinker.

And we’re gonna talk all about that DBQ subject tomorrow. I’ll also give you a broad overview of what we learned at the fall conferences for our continuing legal education (CLEs). I can’t share the documents and Power Point stuff with you because it’s proprietary information but I can share the gist of it.

This business of the VA’s IMO shitlist blog has had some interesting side stories. For the latest development on that, feel free to click on this link and go back to that blog. Scroll down to the bottom to the P.P.S postscript. Today I  received an affirmed appeal judgement on one of the unfortunate maligned VA IMO specialists that was recently decided. Don’t shoot me. I’m the messenger. I sure didn’t author the shitlist. I just published it. At asknod, we call it transparency. I don’t have any skin in this IMO game. I just buy a lot of them.

fine dining al fresco

I enjoy collaborating with John and Jerrel doing Exposed Vet broadcasts and am hoping to find a permanent berth here for them to crank out a new, improved version of the show-possibly using YouTube™. I’d be able to have those of you who desire to ask a question insert it in to the Blog comments below during a live performance so I/we can answer it in real time. Don’t get me wrong. Radio is a wonderful medium but a picture can be worth a thousand words. I could even share my colostomy bag scar with you all.

We’ll never become influencers and I hate that connotation. Besides. I don’t have blond hair or a 36D chest and my pronouns are all wrong for this project. The last time I put on a bra was a Halloween party in the 80’s. Let’s not go there. This is a quasi-family site.

The show starts, as it always does, at 1900 Hrs on the Eastern seaboard and conversely 1600 Hrs out here in the Pacific time zone. The dial in telephone number to listen only is still

(515) 605-9764

The computer link is here:

https://www.blogtalkradio.com/jbasser/12163160/connect/a5eccbac6cb840909d901ad3292367b5980af7ae

Should you desire to ask a question, press one (1) on your telephone dial or computer numerical display to enter the fray. I think I speak for John and Jerrel when I say we look forward to helping you all. As I sometimes say, we’re on a mission from God. I also insist that were the shoe on the other foot, you would be here helping me/us to win our claims.

I think you all will find this show interesting from several different aspects-especially all of you with any sort of MDD such as MST or PTSD. But don’t let that constrain you. There are actually 31 flavors of bent  brain. §4.130 is  a veritable Baskin ‘n Robbins © of descriptions/prescriptions for what ails you.

122cm rocket attack

On another note- and mind you I am not bragging- I received a BVA decision yesterday morning granting my Combat Medic (Iraquistan) a 70% rating for PTSD all the  way back to July of  2015. How could he not win this? Well, you’re dealing with VA raters. How many of them have ever been shot at or  tried to staunch a sucking chest wound?  My boy filed it as a Legacy and carefully kept it alive through the years. Shoo doggies. He even had a crackerjack VA law practice working it for a number of years but for some inexplicable reason nobody there thought to obtain a private IMO.  Say all after Whiskey Tango Foxtrot, over? As we all know, depending on VA to generously construe your level of mental disability  is a fool’s errand. So I cut the Gordian knot, purchased a killer one and sat back for an eternity of waiting. Cool beans. 75 months of retro.

Remember. This isn’t rocket science. It’s a recipe carefully tailored to the individual Veteran. Nothing more. Nothing less. Look at me. I graduated 59th out of a class of 64. If I can learn how to do this, I know you folks can. Nevertheless, VA is constantly trying to add five miles to the tunnel to decrease the win ratio. With that said, and after talking to many fellow attorneys last week, I have been asked to refer Vets who come to me seeking help. If any of you are desperate or can’t get any traction with a good VA representative, email me and I’ll hook you up with some of the best in the business. In addition, I’ve trimmed my caseload by winning a few this year which have been taking up an inordinate amount of my time. I’m now taking on a few new cases. If you feel you’re entitled to SMC at the higher levels, I’d be interested in hearing from you. If your winky doesn’t work anymore because of prostate cancer from AO or the ticker sounds like a Maxwell House® coffee percolator, shoot me a commo. My contact info is in the “About the Author ” widget above.

 It shocks me to discover how few attorneys out there who know how to do this (SMC). I would concede it’s pretty difficult and takes a few years to grasp it but once you do, it seems no more daunting than learning how to ride a bike sans training wheels. Shoot. It only took me five years but then I’ve always been waaaaay behind the learning curve. Well, that’s what my trigonometry teacher always averred.

Onward through the VA fog.

 

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IMPORTANT INFO ON BVA ADJUDICATION DELAYS

Posted on October 24, 2022 by asknod

Everyone seems to know they can come here and ask me to hand out public service announcements on my site. I’m a real soft touch for helping Vets. Oddly, it doesn’t require any coin of the realm to induce me to publish it. We don’t advertise our business here and we don’t advertise for others. No cheap Viagra or Russian wifestock. However, due to a long, wonderful symbiosis between Chisholm, Chisholm and Kilpatrick (CCK) and myself, I’m honored to bring my fellow Veterans anything from CCK which involves assistance, enlightenment or edification from their legal stable. 

CCK is a virtual font of information-a veritable cornucopia of knowledge there for the taking-and free to boot. It scares me to think that they can employ eleventyseven employees whose sole focus appears to be providing us cutting edge, real time knowledge.

Been there done that.

I attach here a Youtube© post I received from one of their attorneys this morning. I knew the BVA problem was  serious and compounding itself with daily interest like a bad loan shark debt. But this briefing will roll your socks down. Had I known asking for a VAF 10182 NOD Hearing with submission of new evidence was going to have such a profound effect on delaying some of my clients’ claims in 2019, I would have taken a far different tack below at the regional level. Live and learn.

The old saw that hindsight is 20/20 couldn’t be more applicable but after watching the video, I went back and examined all my BVA appeals in CASEFLOW and was shocked to find that earlier 10182s via the direct docket- and not even advanced on the docket, mind you- were being accomplished in as little as 195 days in 2019-2020. Comparing that to my well-aged appeals still in the queue just for direct reviews, I’m appalled/stunned at the lack of progress. CCK’s analysis and reporting amply illuminates the problem. Alas, CCK provides no panacea to defeat this gross inequity. Not that I anticipated one. We’re all pretty much in the same litigation lifeboat and helpless to fix it. So much for a Veteran friendly venue in which to present our ex parte claims.

The thrill of victory (being alive). 

I doubt there ever will be a repair order to speeding up the adjudication rate in the near future outside of obtaining an advancement on the docket (AOD). With that said, I can’t even in good conscience say that would be the definitive repair order. I have a surviving spouse sitting in the AOD penalty box at the BVA since her husband abruptly punched out last July. By last July, I mean July 2021. Fortunately, a eagle-eyed BVA intake gentleman spotted it as a return from a prior bitchslap. Judge Mike Skaltsounis has heard this case three times in the last six years-most recently last April (2021). To add insult to injury, it’s a direct appeal with no evidence submission-touted by the VA bean counters to be the most expedient path. I had the widow contact the White House and she got the standard “ponydog” treatment (we’re paddling as fast as we can and we have to do it in the order received so get back in line).

The pig packers. Always 6’1” or taller

Under the video presentation, you’ll find a “Subscribe” button to receive all CCK’s Youtube presentations. If you’re actively involved in your claim/appeal (and you should be), you’ll find a wellspring of knowledge that is guaranteed credible and gives you insight on how to or how come questions. You have my word. Asknod what you can do for your claim.

Knowledge, in this business, is essential to a quick win. In my world, that gives me more time to move on and help another Veteran equally in dire need of assistance. I work in a heavily triaged practice. A majority my clients are so severely disabled as to need SMC L at a bare minimum. Over 70% deserve far more. Unfortunately, VA is loath to disburse SMC R1, R2 or T without a knock down, drag out fight. Look up “Free-for-all” in the Merriam-Webster Dictionary and there’s undoubtedly a picture of Denis the Menace. That’s why my workload is BVA-heavy. CCK’s Youtube report brings great sadness. I hate to have to be the one to tell all my clients we’re in for a long, cold winter of inaction but it appears so.

The old three-prong flash suppressor/roachclip model

See you in Cincinnati this week if you’re heading that way. More anon.

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CAVC-PORTER V McDONOUGH–HCV WITH §3.156(c) SILVER LINING

Posted on October 21, 2022 by asknod

My Hepatitis C  (HCV) practice model is fortunately coming to an end. Those of you who didn’t die from it have been cured (read’ in remission’). I reckon I still have about 4 waiting for a BVA sit down but outside that, pretty much all my Vets are P&T. Nevertheless, I relish reading about other attorneys’ old ones being resuscitated for earlier effective dates using one of my favorite regulations. I speak, of course, of §3.156(c) and it’s marvelous DeLorean effect to be able to return to a bygone era and recoup a former loss born of illegitimate actions on VA’s part.  Quite simply, in most cases, they didn’t go back and get the STRs. Or they fell on the floor and got swept up with the day’s trash.

Anyone who comes from my era, and by that I mean the Vietnam ‘Conflict’, understands what I speak of. I cannot count the number of combat Vets with grievous wounds who returned to an indifferent populace of VA raters who more often than not handed out 0% and 10% ratings like confetti at a New York parade. This didn’t happen in WW II or the Korean Conflict. Back then, they just granted and promptly began calling you back in for c&ps and chipping away at your rating until it cast a mere shadow of the original. Six of one-half a dozen of another. The net effect was that Vietnam Veterans got the screwing up front instead of a decade of America’s munificence before being reduced.

Worse, all Vietnam Vets with HCV were tarred and feathered with the drug abuser onus and were only vindicated in 1998 when the makers of jetguns finally threw in the towel and discontinued manufacturing them for human use. The reason? Why, they’re unsanitary and transmit disease.

Don’t get me wrong. VA will still deny based on the jetgun transmission model unless you submit an IMO supporting it. Nevertheless, at the BVA they will grant if you can articulate your rebuttal with internet articles showing the history of the jetgun and it’s withdrawal from human use. They still use them for livestock inoculations.

So it warmed my heart to read about ol’ Lawyer Porter, through counsel, cleaning Denis the Menace’ clock at the CAVC with a reversal on the 18th of October, 2022. No matter how many cases come before these BVA folks, the concept of interpreting the meaning of ‘shall’ or ‘will’ (which are interchangeably used in law and identical in meaning) as written in §3.156(c)(1) escapes them. Well, that or the idea of disbursing some ungodly amount of retro loot to a Walmarket™-shopping, trailer trash Veteran sticks in their (VLJ’s) craw.

Read it. It’s not permissive. It’s compulsory that the VBA readjudicate your claim if old, pertinent STRs suddenly materialize. More recently, that has come to encompass JUSCRUR record research documents proving stressors.

(1) Notwithstanding any other section in this part, at any time after VA issues a decision on a claim, if VA receives or associates with the claims file relevant official service department records that existed and had not been associated with the claims file when VA first decided the claim, VA will reconsider the claim, notwithstanding paragraph (a) of this section.

As you can see, I enunciated the words ‘relevant’ and ‘will’. VA will make much ado about nothing insisting that just because the new records mention them sewing you back together after the Bouncing Betty medical mishap in ’68, that doesn’t automatically make them relevant. That’s a legal determination made in the back room of the VARO with no paper record and in 99.9% of the §3.156(c) appeals I’m working, ‘relevant’ is slipperier than a county fair pig covered in Yellow 77.  It shows this gives the regulation compulsory enforcement rather than a more dilatory interpretation that if VA feels the spirt move them, they ‘may’ pay it lip service and reinvestigate the matter.

Brien T. Brockway, Esq. (right)

I’m not sure how ol’ Lawyer got hooked up with his lawyer (Brien T. Brockway, Esq.) but I’m glad he did. From the photo here, it’s clear Brien has some OD green blood running through his veins. That’s fortunate for Veterans who seek help. It’s been my considered opinion that a Veteran is more capable of helping a fellow Veteran- especially if he has good legal training. What the hey? We’ve walked in those boots. We’ve lived that life and know what transpires in the service. Who better to learn the trade and help his fellow Vet? The VA process just becomes more convoluted and confusing as every day passes. A Veteran needs every tool available to him/her to win a claim. What better than a Vet law dog? I roamed through the ranks of NOVA recently and note there are darn few of us and only four who served in Vietnam.

Anyway, the decision is here and makes for a great read. Getting a reversal out of the CAVC-let alone one from Judge Toth- is no small feat. Thank you Brien for your one small step for Vetkind.

Porter v McDonough HCV-3.156(c)

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EXPOSED VET RADIO SHOW THURDSAY 20 OCTOBER 1900 HRS E

Posted on October 18, 2022 by asknod

How many of you have applied for an increase after about 10 years and they run you through the new c&p gamut of what would appear to be a normal physical with a side order of closer examination of an extremity or joint claimed? You were in there for 40 minutes tops and if you had access to VBMS, you’d be surprised to know you just attended no less than six or seven exams by no less than an orthopedist, a endocrinologist, a cardiac specialist and quite possibly a proctologist masquerading as a neurologist. If you’re lucky, most of them have PA-C or ARNP after their name but most will be sporting a FNP. They wouldn’t know the difference between Paralysis Agitans and myoclonus but would be willing to put their John Hancock on a document swearing they do. 

melting ice cream

I want to talk about that and what I get to see behind the VA Wizard of Oz’s green VBMS curtain. Considering there are about 5,000 of us who do VA claims, very few of us have gone throught the idiot treatment to be allowed to access the VA’s computer remotely. By the number 5,000, I do not mean to say these folks do VA claim exclusively. I’d say only 2,500 do this exclusively. I believe the last time I checked, there were 475 claims agents active. Of that number I’d guess there are fewer than 900 with access but more gaining it daily. This could be wildly off but I talk with other law dogs and some are still waiting two years now after the Corona lockdown.

A 1E “Spad” or “Sandy” Nakon Phanom RTAFB 1969

I don’t want to spoil the whole show with the punchline on how to defeat this but I do want to give you an idea how these folks can ingratiate themselves to you like Snake oil salesmen or Aluminum Siding contractors.

Requesting a Dustoff Mission 1968

John and Jerrel give me a valuable platform from which to preach from. I’m not interested in writing another book. I’m like a fighter pilot. I want to be in the cockpit in combat, not training other pilots. Teaching others via a radio program over a good single malt and an old extra sharp cheddar is my next best idea of passing it on. No pay walls. No BOGO offers. Teaching the right way or the newest technique to follow is enjoyable after the legal brief writing is over for the day. But more importantly, knowing I’m teaching it without the cacophony of 30 other Veterans not similarly situated offering their uneducated subjective advice that may condemn you to an eternal hell of denial. And I’m not talking about tinnitus or pes planus here. I’m referring to the highest levels of SMC after you get your 100%. VA law is dynamic rather than static. VA denial techniques metamorphose  slower than the seven year itch but metamorphose they do.

Agent B(eer) Monsoon 1967(?)

In this business, there is one boilerplate maxim. No two claims are ever alike. You can never draw up a template on how you’re going to win until you do the dumpster dive on every single document in a Veterans c or e file. A simple 8 digit c file number tells you the Vet filed before 1972 or it would be a SSN for his file number. If the STRs are not in the cfile, it’s more a matter of finding out where they are. There are a lot of military hospitals around the world and some must have incredibly large amounts of STR storage space because I find them there fifty years later. Roger that. They’re supposed to purge the files back to the NPRC but I’d be unemployed if they ever managed to figure out how to do that.

Another subject of concern is the newer VA propensity to reduce a handful of ratings from 40 to 20% and grant a few new ones at 10-20% and end up with a net push on your comp. check. Now why do I see so much of that? I’ll explain that directly on Thursday night. It’s ugly so put on your helmets and take your protein pills. VA says you cannot fight it via regulation but they fail to consider those reductions in the context of §3.344 and, far more importantly, §3.350.

Alpha 6

Lastly, yes. I am going to Cincinnati for Fall NOVA but have been told the Ohio is off limits for fishing even assuming arguendo there were any unpolluted fish still in there to catch. Orlando has been announced as the Spring 2023 site for NOVA. Good deal. I kinda have a hankering for Saint Petersburg because they have the East Coast DROC over there. We could have Karaoke contests in the evenings after our CLEs with all their VBA folk there and self-actuate to achieve our maximum human potential. Real honest to god Kumbaya circles with evening campfires on the beach passing around the talking stick to signify who is the Alpha talker. I’d really like to meet some of these VA SMC far thinkers and discuss their mental capabilities… or lack thereof. Peacefully, mind you. Equitably. We could even share our pronouns. Maybe we’ll discuss that Thursday, too. Wouldn’t that be speshull.

The world famous peach can Pig feeder

As usual, unless John changed it, the telephone call in listening option is:

(515) 605-9764

The computer link is here:

https://www.blogtalkradio.com/jbasser/12157282/connect/8fd8a9ecad4f174bb806c1a2fb70378d5a2820f9

The time is 1900 Hrs on the East Coast and variously staggered over the interior of the fruited plains to 1600 Hrs on the Lefterly-most portion of our great Nation. Please do not hesitate to press one (one) on your devices and enter the conversation or ask a question. After all, that’s what we’re here for-to win. Justice at VA is merely an incidental byproduct of winning.

P.S. A Public Service Announcement:

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FALL NOVA–WE’RE ON A MISSION FROM GOD

Posted on October 11, 2022 by asknod

Since I seemed to have attracted a few unsavory folks who are disgruntled with my recent unmasking of certain, how shall we say, ‘doctors with credibility baggage’, I like to give everyone fair warning if they want to meet me and settle the score. Naw. Just kidding. I’ve discovered for the most part they’re all hat and no cowboy. I dutifully showed up for my small claims court complaint September 26th that I owed a fellow at Tripodi LLC from Prescott, Arizona $5,000 dollars for having to fix one of them doctors’ reputations after I published the VA IMO Sh*tlist. The gomer withdrew his complaint back in late August but plumb disremembered to let me know before the trial.

70s Neo-Penitentiary style

That’s okay. I had to renew my concealed weapons permit and seeing’s how that office is right across the street, the gas wasn’t wasted. I have a handicapped plate so it didn’t set me back anything on parking either. I thank my good buddy Brandon inflation hasn’t hit our  government yet. It’s still only $32 every five years. I look at it like a hunting license to shoot bad guys that only costs $6.20 annually for a perp tag. That’s a bargain at twice the price.

 

Well, this year the NOVA troops are gathering in Cincinnati, Ohio. I loved watching Drew Carrey in his TV show with the pool table outside. I sadly realize that they probably filmed it in LA but it has that cache of nostalgia. This will be my first visit to the city. We were slated to gather here for the 2020 Spring NOVA but we all remember how that played out. Looks like I should pack a spinning rod and some Mepps #3s.

From the website, the Hyatt Regency has that ’70s neo-penitentiary architectural aspect on the outside. No offense but it’s pretty skinny in photograhs. Maybe I just have to see it in person. But you know what they (VSOs) say about all us VA ambulance chasers. We’re probably just going for the cheap, single malt scotch. Au contraire, ma cher. I fervently disagree. Personally, I’m a Johnny Blue kind of guy if they have it in stock. The Air America Hostel in Luang Prabang (L 54) spoiled me rotten in ’70. Shit, they even had real quinine water for the Tanqueray. And ice cubes.

One thing I’ve been watching from afar is a Veterans Help website where one of the prime contributors is convincing his fellow claimants to refuse to attend c&p exams. Well, not all of them but ones where you file for TDIU and they haul you in one last time to look under the hood and confirm you’re permanently one quart low and figure out why the heck the check engine light refuses to go out. Or ones where you’re going for SMC L aid and attendance. I guess I don’t have to dig too deeply in 38 CFR §3.655 to explain how this advice can be costly if followed blindly. Not going to the c&p is a guaranteed recipe for a Texas Necktie Party.

One thing I can’t wrap my noggin around is how any Vet who is collecting compensation from VA thinks he can dictate the rules on how this poker game works. Worse, advising all your buddies at ____.com they don’t have to pay any attention to all  that QTC paperwork that arrives by FEXEX™ Express overnight or the repeated phone calls from Optum® (they bought out LHI). All this valuable free legal advice is gonna cause a shit ton of bad feelings when VA drops you from TDIU back to 60%. Before you open that piehole, think like a doctor. First, do no harm.

I have a close LRRP friend who wanted to go into the §3120 ILP program recently apply for it. The VR&E folks tried to sign him up for §3107 training at the college for welding and set him up with some job interviews afterwards. They know fully well he’s TDIU so if he actually got a job, he’d get the reduction. VA was perfectly okay with letting him clothesline himself. It’s one thing for VA to screw you but when it’s your fellow Vet playing VA lawyer giving you bogus advice, it’s sad.

I sit on the other side of the desk now and do these claims for Vets. It amazes me how much misinformation circulates from “official sources”. Why do VSOs admonish you after a whopping 0% award for tinnitus to sit tight for a few years before filing for the compensable increase to 10%? I’ve heard thousands say they were told VA might think you were greedy and take it away from you altogether.

I’ve heard Vets insist that once you get to 10 years, your compensation is protected and cannot be taken away. Wrong. The truth is they can never take away the service connection after ten years. They can monkey with your percentage all they want right up until 20 years. After five years you get a flimsy aura of protection inasmuch as they have to do two c&p exams with a suitable intervening period to show enough improvement to reduce you. But, they also have to prove you can sustain that improvement for the rest of your life. VA doesn’t tell you that part. So you get three stents and your IHD gets “better”. They do a US six months later and say your LVEF went up from 23% to 51% so they drop you from 100 to 30%. What happens if it drops back to below 30% next year from all them Big Macs? VA would have you become a frequent filer just to keep up with your defective left ventricle and your DM II.

The fact of the matter is that VA regulations are constantly changing-and never in your favor. As soon as it became widely known that they were handing out CPAPs and 50% ratings for OSA, every swinging dick in Iraqistan started going in to sick call before separating and complaining about insomnia and sore throats from all that snoring.  They’d line each other out with buddy letters swearing up one side of the tent and down the other that they all got insomnia (and OSA) from listening to you. Pretty soon OSA was like Mardi Gras beads on Fat Tuesday. VA sat up and took notice of this as well as tinnitus. They aren’t stupid. They have bean counters. I forecast it several years ago and here we are getting ready to see a “realignment” of how all this is evaluated.

VA law gets more complicated and convoluted every day. Veterans are going to see major changes shortly. Worse, each revision makes it harder to win and harder to attain a rating commensurate with the level of disability. If you were stupid enough to jump out of perfectly good airplanes just to get your jump wings, don’t be surprised 30 years later when your knees, ankles/lower back/cervical give out.  And when they do, VA is not going to be there like a good neighbor. Make no mistake about it. They’re an insurance company but nowhere near as generous as Gecko© or State Barn®.

Have you ever gone to your civilian doctor and have him greet you at the beginning of the visit? “Hey there, Bill. Long time no see. How they hanging?” So how would you feel if your rejoinder was “I’m fine and you?” but the doctor writes down “Bill insists there’s nothing wrong with him. He honestly doesn’t even know why he’s here.” Say you were pissing  a little blood and wanted to get a prostate checkup or kidney creatinine lab reading. Would you expect a civilian doctor to also run a complete drug screen on your urine for ketamine, opiates, cocaine, cannabis or fentanyl? VAMCs do this routinely. I’ve read it in my own VHA records. Without your permission. If you have loss of use of a lower extremity or are just limping or using a cane, a VA doctor or the booth bitch will query you on how you arrived. Did you drive yourself or did the better half drive you? If you drove yourself and state as much, you’ll see “Patient arrived alone by private vehicle and ambulatory. WN (well nourished) and NAD (no apparent distress).” You see where this is going? You’re on parade when you go to a VAMC or CBOC. Metrics that would ordinarily have no medical significance will be warped into proving your medical condition began improving a year ago and now is vastly improved. Poof. You just gave them two c&p exams camouflaged as annual wellness exams. The best part of all was these visits were absolutely free because you’re rated over 50%. Hallelujah, huh?

I read VA-authored articles that insist Vets are tickled pink with the service they get at VAMCs. I lived at one for 14 months so I know better. I got peripheral neuropathy of the right wrist pushing the call button for hours at a time. They OD’d me on Heparin. I got MRSA. I had a septal infarct. I’m tickled pink I got out of there alive. It only took four surgeries instead of one. I suppose if you came here from a third world country, you’d think VA medical was the cat’s pajamas. Try calling them up and getting an appointment for a badly sprained ankle this Friday. Rots a ruck. Looking into my crystal ball, I see a lot of Ibuprophen in your future. I can go online and find an appointment time from my doctor’s calendar, schedule it and never talk to a human being. When I get there, they don’t look up in surprise and say “Jez, didn’t you get the email? The doctor couldn’t come in today. Sorry.”

Remember, when you give advice to a Vet on VA claims, please be sure it is accurate and helpful. I just took in a 76-year old Brownwater Vet last week. He’s pretty far gone from Parkinson’s and DM II. He’s been 80% for seven years. I can see in VBMS that the Rater deferred his TDIU and waited for his VSO to submit an 8940. Mr. VFW service officer expert never did so they denied the IU. Poof. There went $94 K in legitimate benefits for the last 7 years. Welcome to my world.

Maybe I’ll see some of you folks in Cincinnati. I’d look forward to that. The fellow who commissioned Soldierstone out in Colorado wrote a sentiment I will always hold dear.

” It is a worthy thing to fight  for one’s freedom

It is another sight finer to fight for another man’s.”

I can’t begin to tell you how honored I am to be allowed to do this. It’s almost akin to Dan Ackroyd’s observation in the Blues Brothers… “We’re on a mission from God”. See you in Cincinnati.

 

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LIFE THEN AND NOW–1970 AND 2022

Posted on October 5, 2022 by asknod

At some point in our sunset years we Vietnam Veterans look back on our military career, however brief, and compare it to the here and now. Most, if not all of us, probably feel like the old Virginia Slims™ cigarette commercial- “You’ve come a long way, baby”. No more foot rot. No more c rats. No more burning leeches off with your Marlboro Red. But I reckon if you’re still fighting VA for your benefits now then this sentiment isn’t shared. 

Since most of us aren’t still pounding nails or doing the 9 to 5 grind at the office as a regular job, we’re well-settled in our old age with nothing more than a few unpleasant dreams. A few of us still derive great pleasure, however,  delivering repeated collective VA bitchslaps for all those years of denials. This helping Veterans gig is tremendously rewarding emotionally. I guess I’m glad I don’t have to do it in person all the time because I usually shed a few tears  right along with the Vet and his wife when I come over to inform them we hit the jackpot after several years of delay and deny waiting for us to kick the bucket. I’m sure VA secretly prays equally for the Vet to punch out as well as me.

I found a picture below I took of the instrument panel of a PC-6 or U 17 cockpit I used to inhabit fifty years ago. Lots of memories of Tuesday and Thursday Chieu Hoi flights up and down Route 7 from Ban Na to Na Khang imploring Pathet Lao via loudspeakers to surrender and change sides. We even offered a bonus water buffalo with the hectare of land if they turned in their AK or SKS. The crew chief hated us. He’d have to use about a half a roll of 100 mph tape a week to cover all the holes from groundfire.

Here’s a picture also of the new, remodeled office cockpit to convey that same Virginia Slims adage. The most obvious upgrade is I don’t have to use a Coke® bottle as a urinal when the urge strikes. My PIC used to rock the Bird Dog back and forth the moment  I told him I was getting ready to relieve myself. He could be a real dick sometimes, God rest his soul. He augered in 2/21/71 somewhere between Alternate and Wattay (L 08).

Being a VA Agent/practitioner allows me to work from home. I have a silver Labradog retriever (Pickles) for a live shredder. Cupcake and I get our granddaughter once a week to babysit all day and she breaks up the monotony by feeding the paper to Pickles to shred. Endless entertainment for us all.

And talk about coming a long way baby…

Pickles 10 wks 4/25/2019

Pickles 3 yrs 7 mos. 9/28/2022

Pickles and Princess Penny are like peas and carrots. Ever see that commercial where the dog cleans off the baby’s face as Dad turns away?

You get the picture. Princess P is Pickles’ favorite popsicle and pre-shred paper feeder. Even funnier, Miss P has finally begun to allow her to lick her face a time or two…after the hands, of course.

Yessiree, Bob. We’ve all come a long way, baby.  And that’s all I have to say about that. Enjoy your day. That’s an order.

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