THE NEW IMPROVED VA–CALL ME BOB

Much in the last week has come to light regarding all things VA. As I speak, they are discussing this at the HVAC hearings up on Capitol Hill. Cause for concern wells up in the breasts of all Vets concerning this. On the one hand, we have the exalted, jack-booted OIG clowns investigating the finite meaning of what “is” is. On the other, semantics reigns supreme with the standard rejoinder “Why, you didn’t tell us to investigate whether the lack of VA medical care at the Phoenix VAMC caused these Veterans’ deaths. Colvin versus Derwinski forbids us to make conclusion medical in nature. We would need a knowledgeable medical practitioner on board to arrive at that assessment.” In a word? Ennui. 

"Acting" (i.e.-disposable) Head of VAOIG Richard "what? Me worry" Griffin

“Acting” (i.e.-disposable) Head of VAOIG Richard “what? Me worry” Griffin

There seems to be several versions of a draft report circulating in DC on just who screwed the pooch in Phoenix. The first one was apparently far too truthful and had to be modified so as not to hurt anyone’s feelings or cause sudden irrevocable unemployment.  We all know full well that the VA’s OIG is politically driven in spite of their pleas otherwise. “Independent” is not in their lexicon. Witness the endless parade of VAOIG inspections across our fruited plain. Each one regurgitates the identical pablum about how they arrived unannounced at the Billybob C. Frumack VAMC in East Bumflock, South Dakota and discovered that sanitary protocols were not being observed. Further, patient dignity complaints were “unsubstantiated” because the complainants had all mysteriously vanished or passed from causes wholly unrelated to their (lack of) VA medical care.  Simultaneously, conscientious OIG investigators were also descending on the Jane Q. Quickswitch VAMC in Greenbow, Alabama and discovering to their dismay that the exact same scenario was afoot there as well. Go figure. What are the chances that ten VAMCs or CBOCs in different VISNs (Veterans Integrated Service Networks) across America were all flunking out on the same metrics- at the same identical times?

We were unable to substantiate that ...

We were unable to substantiate that …

Various entities who study these phenomena note that the VAIOG seems to be unable to substantiate anything negative about anything more serious than whether hand sanitizers were filled up and available for use on Mondays at any given VA medical facility. The original report on the Phoenix VAMC imbroglio was damning- so damning in fact that it had to be redacted, refracted, reexamined and rephrased until the magical words “unsubstantiated” were forced-nay tortured -from Richard Harris’ lips. Afterwards, he was moved to go on record and personally deny he had been threatened with waterboarding if he didn’t revamp the findings to exonerate Sharon Helman et al.

The long, circuitous path from Phoenix to the VA Central Office and the time it takes for an investigation to be accomplished is intriguing. I opined on this in an earlier post  in May of this year. In it, I suggested much of what has now transpired  would occur again. Et voilà!

VAOIGConsider this.  The VA can find three Vets scamming the Travel pay office in Pittsburgh for chump change and obtain an indictment. I find it amazing these budding Sherlock Holmes wannabes can do this but utterly fail to draw any conclusions (read substantiate) whether failing to schedule 35 Vets for lifesaving medical testing might have adversely affected their health. VA has a tried and true habit of changing the discourse away from exculpatory damning evidence to one of indecision, uncertainty and generalized amnesia that simply would be conjecture on their part to draw a negative conclusion. That this happens day in and day out at the Office of Inspector Gadget is disconcerting to say the least. One cannot pride themselves on being objective and intelligent and then in the same breath say they weren’t asked to look into a certain facet or have no authority to make subjective judgements on matters they know nothing of. If that were the case, why this glorified Dog and Pony show month after month that reveals nothing more serious than  a breach of good taste and reeducation on how to restore “patient dignity” at thirty VAMCs monthly?

A draft copy of the OIG’s investigation is a work product that is the property of America. We are entitled to see a preview of it. Nevertheless, Mr. Griffin came unglued at the thought of anyone commenting on the OIG’s perceived independent investigation.

Griffin issued a scathing rebuttal late Friday to what he dubbed “media coverage of baseless allegations on independence and integrity over the IG’s report.”

Over the years we have observed the Office of Independent Guttersnipes arrive at all manner of whitewash outcomes. The Pittsburgh Legionnaire’s disease outbreak was a fluke. The Dayton dentist with HCV who polluted 18 patients with his disease was an unfortunate accident which could never be repeated. The endless parade of dirty butt tractors used for colonoscopies that infected untold numbers from Orlando to Oshkosh with HIV/HCV were again just an oversight. Each and every one of these were unsubstantiated inasmuch as they were unique and unforeseen occurrences that could never have been prevented. And now we have the same problem with VA scheduling. Nobody set out to disenfranchise Vets. The fact that this practice was occurring simultaneously at 141 different locations was an amazing coincidence. Implying that the VAOIG ignored Dr. Sam Foote’s allegations in October 2013 is a cheap shot. Gearing up for a system-wide investigation of this magnitude takes months-perhaps years to organize. The problem is that the OIG stonewalled rather than beginning a true investigation. Perhaps stonewalled is too harsh a term and besmirches the name of an esteemed Confederate General. Maybe “disremembered” would be more politically correct.

OIGs at all major government agencies are ostensibly independent. Why, then, would any OIG run a preliminary draft of misfeasance/malfeasance  by the very same individuals implicated in the report and give them a chance to “tune it up”.   Does any of this make sense? It all depends on what the meaning of “independence” is. At the VAOIG, “independence” is a short leash with a choke collar. For Mr. Griffin to insinuate otherwise is to insult our intelligence.

For over seventy years we have been treated as mushrooms and been paid lip service to assuage our complaints. Little else has materialized. With eBenefits and the 800 number, feeding us info has become even more streamlined and pointless.

 

CALL ME BOB (and CALL ME)

call meIn the interests of the new VA transparency recently enacted by Congress and signed into law, we are blessed with a VASEC who cherishes rubbing elbows with his great unwashed charges. Gone is the exalted “Mr. Secretary”. This has been replaced with “Call me Bob”. First names are now the vogue. We are even permitted to know his cel phone number (513-509-8454). Excuse me for being the stick in the mud but does anyone find this incongruous? How many of you have tried to get in touch with your local VA Regional Office? Short of an attorney who has the magic RO telephone directory, you are condemned to Dial-A-Prayer (800-827-1000). Dealing with VA “technicians” there is like calling an insane asylum on the off chance you can actually get through to an bonafide employee and not the residents. They have access to less and less information these days and seem to revel in their ignorance/inaccessibility to meaningful or useful information.

Considering the VA is so innovative and constantly coming up with all these new Six Sigma™ and Kaizen® improvements to better serve us, I find it amazing that you cannot find out more about your claim by calling them. A bird in the hand is reputed to be far superior to one in the bush. If you listen to the 800 blurb, they actually advocate that if you desire to know the status of your claim you can log onto ebenefits or visit your local regional office. Since we all know eBenefits is about two weeks behind the rest of the world, that would probably be like reading last week’s newspaper. Additionally, calling the helpline results in the VA technician merely reciting what you are looking at on eBenefits. If we have to drive 90-150 miles to our local “Veterans Service Center” to obtain information then I submit the system is irretrievably broken. How about a 40-mile rule? If your VARO is more than 40 miles away, you should be given the telephone number of an intelligent VA employee knowledgeable in your claim.

We are reaching the point now where accountability in all things VA is becoming harder and harder to define. There was time that if an employee did not know the answer, they would submit it to someone who did and you could eventually arrive at an excuse or explanation for the problem. Asking questions of the Great Wizard of Oz was easier and more rewarding. Fortunately for us, we can now call Bob. Or maybe Rep. Jeff Miller. He seems to see the problem, too.

 

 

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ILP–THE ASKNOD FARM REPORT

Phase I; The upper 300 ears

Phase I; The upper 300 ears

Not much to report. The reason I haven’t been posting is due directly to Global Warming. The Silver Queen corn that members Leigh and Paul sent me to plant this year opted to generate three and sometimes four ears per stalk. This caused great consternation and a lack of storage space for all the unanticipated corn. Processing times ran into overtime and my blog has suffered. The blame, of course, lies squarely at the foot of George Bush and Halliburton. Dick Cheney probably is guilty too but we haven’t been able to prove that yet. 

As most know, corn generally produces two ears per stalk. In a normal year, this may be the case. Due to the secret sauce we use here at Grahambo Farms to fertilize with, we’ve increased height as well as volume. The first 300 ears were the most difficult as many were out of reach and required a stepladder. The remaining 600-odd ears will be much easier to process. The majority of it will go to the Bischoff Food Bank in Home, Washington which has graciously been accepting all the zucchini/cucumber overflow.

2014-09-10 09.16.53My Fall lettuce has turned into a late summer production affair because we can’t seem to turn off the sun. Either that or the government is spraying chemtrails with abandon and I/we are the unwitting recipients. If it appears that the lettuce is a hodgepodge of different assortments, you have a keen eye.  Cupcake insisted I plant it as a “medley of flavors” so she can pick and choose in the evening depending on her whim.

I have had valuable input from knowledgeable aviation sources who tell me current chemtrail science is a bunch of Hooey. They say the chemtrails are nothing more than the result of pilots dumping the on-board toilets once they get to altitude. This makes far more sense to me as it explains the hyperfertilization of my garden too. Considering we can’t even get the government to properly fund the VA, it follows that they are not going to break their budget over the chemicals needed to poison us. McDonald’s seems to be doing the job admirably from the private sector with the added benefit of all those poor souls keeling over from DM2 as well. This bodes well for the future of the Social Security funding quandary.

One of our members vacillates back and forth on the whole chemtrail thing. One day it’s mind control drugs to dumb us down and the next  it’s chemicals to destroy the food supply or poison it such that we will become totally dependent on Washington DC for our foodstuffs. I’ll buy both explanations but it appears the overspray from the mind control stuff is landing in DC and/or the food suppression spray mutated and is causing untold mayhem and exponential growth in my garden. The smart money would be to go the dual-spray path and combine the dumb juice with the foodkiller but that will never occur to the government. Look how they handled the Agent Orange/White/Blue fiasco forty years ago.

Enough conjecture. Occam’s razor explains it best. I live in close proximity to Seattle Tacoma Airpatch. Every flight heading out to SEA and points west seems to go over my place. I vote for the toilet chemtrail theory.

 

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FORT FACEPLACE-THE LATEST BATTLES

Here’s what you need to be armed with to faceplace the world this week.

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VA’S LIES, DAMNED LIES AND STATISTICS

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Mr. Clemons

Mark Twain never had to deal with the VA. Had he been forced to, I’m sure there would have been a rich, unembroidered story to go with it. This tasty little lie from Maple syrup Frank in the last bastion of 2nd Amendment sanity-Vermont.

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SSGT. OSCAR D. GROUCH SUES VA

images (1)This just in on the AP wire. 

(AP) Newark, New Jersey by staff writer Steven Jemerik:

Former Staff Sargent Oscar D. Grouch’s attorneys came forward last night just before the Camden Court House closed and filed a lawsuit accusing the Veterans Administration of impugning his good name and other imprecations that sully his former Sesame Street persona. 

imagesSgt. Grouch served in Vietnam and was a survivor of the Khe Sanh siege in 1968, receiving the Purple Heart for numerous through and through gunshot wounds to the head. He suffered from PTSD for years until he was finally service connected in 1988. Unfortunately he was never able to overcome his early post-war habits and remained homeless and friendless.

Grouch finally landed a job at the Public Broadcasting Company with the help of President Jimmy Carter in late 1976. In spite of his mental aberrations and suffering from what would later be conclusively diagnosed with PTSD in 1982, he appeared to be headed to a great career in his signature role as his homeless self. He signed a permanent contract in 1980 cementing what appeared to be a solid income stream.

images (2)After a brief fling with Miss Piggy in 1989 -90, he again returned to homelessness and had been noticeably absent from Sesame Street productions.  This week, when the news surfaced that his character was being used by the Veterans Administration to disparage all Veterans, he approached his fiduciary and indicated he’d had enough.

Terrance “Big Bird” Raven filed the papers on Mr. Grouch’s behalf and was accompanied to the courthouse by old friends Bert and Ernie who refused to divulge their last names citing a desire for anonymity.

The author was able to reach Kermit T. Frog, an old acquaintance who had this to say. “Oscar has always been a private man and carried a lot of guilt over things that happened over 40 years ago during his time in the Marines. Vietnam took a terrible toll on him and VA’s unconscionable attack on his character is uncalled for. In fact, it shows their indifference to the Veterans’ plight everywhere. Oscar served his country loyally and even to this day still prefers Army O.D. green -colored clothing. In spite of his homelessness, he is a role model for today’s youth. He has very high morals and would give his last dime to someone less fortunate.”

Attorney Raven at this evening's press conference.

Attorney Raven answering questions at this evening’s press conference.

Mr. Raven held an impromptu press conference this evening  and stated he has yet to hear VA venture an apology for their breach of good taste. “My client served honorably and was discharged honorably. I see no honor here. If this attack on my client’s character is what Veterans can expect from the Agency formed to look out for their best interests, I fear for what America is becoming. All Veterans should. Slander has no place in Veterans Affairs.”

News and film at Eleven.

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ILP–THE CORN HORSEMEN OF THE AUGUSTALYPSE

downloadAs usual, on Labor Day weekend, something magical happens. In our case it was rain finally after four months without. The roads have so much oil on them it’s like an ice-skating rink. Come to think of it, this must be a piece of cake for all them girlie men who moved up here from Kalifornia. How often does it rain down there? It must be a real slip ‘n slide for them on those rare occasions. For us, it’s an anomaly to go this long without some moisture. Fortunately I bored my well down to 332’.  My neighbor Roger Ramjet didn’t plan for the 500 year drought and went to 160. He ran out last week for 22 hours. He also cheaped out and didn’t get a surveyor. The well’s on my property by an easy 19 feet but that’s a funny story for another day including the part about him having to move his outbuildings. Hey, it’s not like I made him move the well. 

I file this under the ILP folder because some day I’ll get to DC on my greenhouse appeal and we can point to this as proof I really garden for vocational purposes.

The other magical thing that happens is Harvest Time. All those long hours sitting, tending, weeding, watering and watching the plants grow is over. The Squirrel Nutkin gene takes over and you find yourself stuffing eight cherry tomatoes in your mouth… just to see if you can. Everything goes into jars, bags, freezers and the dehydrator in a mad scramble. Wouldn’t it be neat if we had those ginormous cheeks like chipmunks and hamsters?

2014-08-30 14.55.14Likewise, at Rancho Grahambo, everything is going to come due in short order if it hasn’t already. The corn is slower than the seven year itch. Looks like we’ll be needing the six foot ladder to get the ears up high. It went over 10 foot 9 this year. Twice we’ve made the foray into the forest and twice we’ve been skunked. It’s close, though. This is white Silver Queen donated by members Leigh and Paul from Maryland. It’s “VA” corn. It promises much and takes forever. Yep. Take a closer look.  Put your cursor on the picture and click it for zoomies. The stalks are throwing three ears and some have offshoots from down low in the dirt with another one. I figured 700 ears but it may be a real corn year.  Of course, if it’s VA corn, it might be a good year next year or the year after.

2014-08-30 14.37.03The Italian Plums are holding out for Halloween. Everyone else’s are done and a memory. Not ours. VA chemtrails, dude. It’s a conspiracy to prevent them from ripening.

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Zuke report: This one got away from me. I found it this morning and I doubt them little gals down at the food bank could lift it.

 

 

My long running dog and pony show has folded up. As most might know Molly had a heart attack March 6th and moved on to Tennis Ball Heaven. Dude departed for the Elysian Fields in June for no apparent reason, too. They were both eleven. Wally was inconsolable so we went out and got Kona to keep him company. Jez, if you thought parrots were expensive, try finding a cheap thoroughbred. Cupcake insisted it be a “real horse”. At 15 1/2 hands, he’s real and taller than the corn.

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Kona- a real horse

I’m guessing Kona was owned by a Marine before Sandy sold him to us. He has a “41” on his left rear leg. You know Marines. They’ll tattoo anything that gets drunk and holds still long enough. You’d expect something like a naked lady with big hooters in front of an anchor.  Kona is also a Type 2 personality. You can shoot from the saddle and it doesn’t even faze him. More reason to  believe the Marine theory.

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As with any new 15 1/2-hander, you need a new barn he can get into. Our old one wasn’t even close on the headroom. I can see what’s on the horizon with Cupcake. “Honey, we ought to get another horse so we can go riding together…” So I built it with two stalls. A warm thank you to VA for the funding of the new “Equestrian Centre”.

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Here’s the rest of the fruits. We don’t have nuts here. Strangely, Cupcake laughs when I say that.

Jack be Little mini pumpkins for the grandkids.

Jack be Little mini pumpkins for the grandkids.

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Blackberries. In Washington, they are a weed.

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Monster butternuts

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Now imagine a 30 by 20 room full of butternut plants reproducing like rabbits

 

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fall lettuce

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Liberty Apples almost there.

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The blueberry cherry tomatoes.

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Pearly Pink cherry tomatoes.

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Bartlett pears

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Liberty Bell Peppers

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Gewurztraminers

There’s also the big cannon ball pumpkins for carving funny faces into and a host of other things we grew but I think that touched on the majority. Carrots and cukes aren’t unique but they’re sure fun to eat.

A warm thank you to member Ralph from  Cape Hatteras, North Carolina for the Parris Island Romaine. I had the seeds checked out for Benzene residues but they’re okay. Seems the Marines are checking out their food and water more closely nowadays. Leigh’s Paul who sent the Silver Queen was a Marine too.

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VA–OSCAR THE GROUCH TRAINING FOR UPCOMING “TOWN HALL” MEETINGS

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Former 75th Ranger

Get ready for indifference, ennui and boredom after the poor overworked VA employees listen to one too many of us vent in the weeks to follow. It would be interesting to see if they bring their good friends, the jack-booted VA police gestapo with them to the meeting to maintain “order” just in case someone becomes “agitated”.

 

 

 

We strongly suggest Vets dress up for this august occasion and try to evoke the proper amount of umbrage without becoming obstreperous and giving us all a bad name.  Here’s a good suggestion:

Town Hall "dress for success on your claim" attire.

Town Hall “dress for success on your claim” attire.

Remember. No four-letter words like “When?”  Be respectful. Take a number and sit down. Speak when spoken to.  Avoid eye contact. Show suitable deference to VA employees. Never confront them. Show them you are content to wait 10 years politely for your benefits. In a word, be professional. Nobody likes a loud, obnoxious, homeless Vet begging for attention or demanding long overdue benefits. Show them there’s dignity in living in a trashcan.

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FORT FACEPLACE–A COMPENDIUM OF SUMMER

AOMQRQVzSy6ljHuYzLad_CAREEven with the dog days of August, I marvel that you loyal fans still take time to make sure we are armed and dangerous with the latest humor to fend off the depression associated with Hepatitis C. Few know or intuit that the disease and medications are horribly corrosive and detrimental to sane folks. Interferon can chip away at the foundation and leaves a shell of our former selves. Many fall into a funk that even the best humor cannot dispel. This is why I add these vignettes in between what some might consider droll legal humor. 

And then there’s me-born on April Fool’s and infused with insane humor. My rainmaker, Law Bob Squarepants, is convinced I’m crazy as the shithouse rat. I take that as a subtle compliment. All the Interferon ever produced would not impair my ability to enjoy humor or to create it for others’ enjoyment. Fortunately, I also have you elves out scouring Middle Earth as well to fill the coffers. With all that verbiage out of the way, let us examine the month’s haul. My cousin Denise in Idaho is especially prolific. I’m not sure if that’s due to her locale or her persona but it is a rich vein nevertheless.

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Something tells this feller he ain’t in Kansas anymore. 

I heard last night from several of you that the Commander in Chief bombed out at the American Legion Convention in North Carolina Tuesday night. Apparently his best jokes couldn’t even get a good laugh or any protracted applause. He should realize that it’s difficult to find humor in waiting five years for an appointment at at a VA hospital. We recommend he hire Sharon Helman of recent VAMC Phoenix fame for a speech writer. She’s quite an accomplished policy wizard and just itching to rise from the ashes and soar again. Can it be that all us stupid, illiterate Veterans are finally seeing through this thin veil of obflustication? Well, hey. If those fellers with the funny hats down in Charlotte are pissed off, just imagine where that puts really intelligent folks like you and me on the “we’re mad as hell and we aren’t gonna take it anymore” meter…

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Woefully underimpressed Vets with funny hats

 

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CAVC– HOWELL V. NICHOLSON– WHAT SMC-S REALLY SAYS

thumb_d10d7a64-04ab-4462-9561-19cb885ef6d9I find SMC or Special Monthly Compensation S, as accorded to us true War Vets, to be highly misunderstood by-gasp-Veterans Service Officers who should, by rights, be well-versed in this. I just ran into one on another HCV helpsite and he is obviously a Veterans Service Officer. He was convinced that our VA lawyers are only entitled to a maximum of $5,500. I’m sure he misunderstood that. VSOs would prefer lawyers get out of the business entirely.  Among possibly the most misunderstood is differentiating “S” (housebound) and the “AA” (Aid and Attendance 1 & 2)  referred to here in Mr. Howell’s decision as SMC-HB and SMC-AA. Watch the walnut shell with the “S” pea under it closely as it is going to move around a bit and be shoved to the bottom and the rear. 

This is a panel decision of three Judges (Kasold, Lance and Schoelen). They all signed it so it was unanimous and good law. The important thing to dial in on is that the VASEC is going to have to go back to 1945 for the definition of “S”. When he gets there, he’s not happy with what he finds but has to stoically suck it up. For those of you who haven’t yet experienced it, VA will drag in a long discussion of how you are not eligible for Aid and Attendance even though you specifically asked for a determination of Housebound. Here’s why.

38 USC § 1114 that deals with this lists the different levels of megadisability above and beyond what you and I call 100 percent schedular. We’re headed into Mr. Potatohead country where bits and pieces are missing. The levels of disability are listed as alphabetical letters with no apparent reason for why they started halfway through. SMC-K or Special K is the first and the second- cheapest at $101.50 a month. SMC-Q pays $67 a month and is a throwback to some unknown era. The next higher, even though non-sequential alphabetically, is S. S currently pays $341.44 which isn’t chump change. That will finance a nice Corvette payment monthly.

Next, as with all VA Statutes, the VASEC has to get his mitts on it and rearrange what goes where and why we have difficulty with this. 38 CFR § 3.350(i) Special aid and attendance benefit) is hidden beneath  38 CFR § 3.350(h) which deals with the Aid and Attendance ratings. It’s also the very last one. VA must cross that AA bridge every time to get to the S. It’s a magic rite of passage.
“The Vet filed for AA or, in the alternative, for Housebound. We will first discuss his entitlement to A&A and the reasons for his denial.” 

Part of the mystery is the form used. Here’s VAF 21-2680 and voilà-mystery solved. Hundreds of you have emailed me with the plaint “But I never asked for A&A”. Equally more have said their VSO said if they were strong enough to make it to a VAMC or the VSO offices then they (the service officer) could not, in good conscience, file a AA/HB request for examination and determination of status. Bad form.

Which brings us to our friend and fellow Veteran Mr. Robert L. Howell (no relation to Messieurs Bell and Howell) of the Korean Misunderstanding.

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Old Bob got the pretzel brain syndrome over in Korea in ’55 and was eventually service connected at 70% thirty years later in 1981. His schizophrenia, put politely, was probably PTSD but the VA was still hammering out the details on what that was in 81. Shell shock and the thousand yard stare had fallen out of fashion by then and they were still fleshing out the DSV I or II Manual definitions. Schizoid worked and Bob could care less what they called it. In April 1982, they gave him the Full Ride VA scholarship with P&T. Everything went swimmingly right up until the twenty first century when the Bobmeister wrote in and said “Yo. I think I need some extra help here. My wife is now doing everything but change the diapers.”

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Bob Howell, Cooooome on Doooown!

Well , you know the drill. Bob Howell! Coooooooome on Down and let’s see what’s in Monty’s Cookie Jar! so they could fit him for his new necktie. Bob outsmarted them by ten and said negatory, folks. My mental disorders prevent me from attending the C&P party. VA being VA, immediately got out the Ouija Board and construed this to mean he wanted both A&A and S. Only at a VARO could they torture this interpretation out of a plea for help.

In August 2000, the RO construed Mr. Howell’s letter as a claim for SMC benefits based on his being permanently housebound in addition to his claim for SMC benefits based on the need for aid and attendance, and it denied the claims. Mr. Howell filed a Notice of Disagreement with the RO’s decision.

And away this went. The BVA, like total ditzes, strapped on the stethoscopes and MD gear and waded in. Additionally, the shrinks and doctors all just wrote down what Mrs. Howell said about Bob’s condition(s) verbatim. Bob stepped in it too when he arrived in a wheel chair but said he didn’t use one around the house. The Veterans Law Judge must have been out on the golf course by eleven that morning laughing his ass off at how dumb Vets were and hitting in the high seventies.  Unfortunately, when you play the adjudications game, you have to kowtow to the rules. The VLJ went waaaay off the reservation on this one. I’m of a mind that he honestly didn’t even know what “housebound” really was and acquiesced to his minions and the status quo.

On appeal, the Board denied Mr. Howell’s claim for SMC on the basis that his schizophrenia, as his “sole service-connected disability, alone, does not render him housebound or in need of the regular aid and attendance of another person.” Regarding Mr. Howell’s housebound status, the Board specifically found that “the record reflects that the veteran is able to leave his house to  attend to regular treatment appointments . . . and to attend VA examinations when motivated.”  The Board concluded that “the record clearly reflects that he is able to leave his house when desired, and there is otherwise no evidence suggesting that it is his psychiatric disability, rather than his numerous physical disabilities, which interferes with his ability to leave home.” 

About here is where the shit got pretty deep. And I’d like to add that comment about  “when motivated” was a purposeful dig. The BVA are like a bunch of kids all dressed up in robes and playing judge. They are easily swayed by their boss who wants to husband the VA’s funds for his buddies. Thus if everyone plays ball, everyone gets a present in the December paycheck for being a “Team member and concerned stakeholder” in the proper outcome of Veterans Law. One little problem. Let’s go back to 1945.

stock-footage--s-victory-parade-for-world-war-two-in-new-york-cityWhen they got to Court, everyone started looking at when SMC S was born, to whom and what the parentage of it was. Sometimes these things have strange beginnings and even stranger definitions. Lo and behold, so did SMC S. Being “housebound” actually wasn’t entirely what was envisioned by Congress in ’45. As usual, something was lost in the translation. Ever tried the old party game where you lean over to Jim and say Steve got a promotion today? Jim leans over to Sheila and says Steve got a raise. Sheila turns to Dora and says Steve got laid off today. By the time it gets to around twenty reiterations in the loud, ETOH-driven room, old Steve got divorced and Sandi got the house, the Beamer and the kids.

What was lost here is very important:

Because the meaning of the term “substantially confined” is ambiguous and there is no regulatory interpretation, “the Court must determine the meaning” of the term “and the Board’s obligation” thereunder. Thompson v. Brown, 8 Vet.App. 169, 175 (1995); see also Jackson and Cropper, both supra. The Secretary submits that the clear implication of this term is that the requirement that one be “substantially confined” is met when the
claimant is restricted to his house except for medical treatment purposes. The Secretary, citing to Senate Report No. 1745 (June 27, 1960), notes that in passing section 1114(s) Congress intended to provide additional compensation for veterans who were unable to overcome their particular disabilities and leave the house in order to earn an income as opposed to an inability to leave the house at all.

You will notice this is a completely different interpretation first brought to light in Mr. Howell’s case. The Office of General Counsel idiotically defended this denial right into Court and then had to say “Yeah, Well. Mr. Howell’s right. We agree. We really don’t have a legal leg to stand on here on how we screwed him with the “housebound” definition.  So… how’s about you remand this back down to us at the BVA denial factory and we get a fresh horse and a new rope and rehang him all proper-like, hear?”

And that’s just exactly what Judges Kasold, Lance and Schoelen did. It was all they could do. It’s like repatriating an illegal Hispanic immigrant on the next bus back to Tijuana. Unpleasant- but all they could do legally. I do like the way they gutted the OGC on Espiritu and LeShore.

I’d have to research it but I do not believe I found any more of Mr. Howell’s travails at the Court. With Kenny “the Woodbutcher” Carpenter, Nicholson’s krewe probably decided to fold up the tent and go home. Mr. Howell must have lived happily ever after and gotten R 1  or 2.

Our teaching moment is quite simple. Housebound, as defined by VA, is far more restrictive that Congress’. Add to it that it is also violated to this day on a regular basis using the same logic declared void and manifestly in error back in 2006-over eight years ago.

gandhi_3wisemonkeysHousebound, as defined by Congress, means your disabilities keep you from leaving the house to go to work. In order to work, most of us have to leave the house-ergo having to stay home because you can’t work is what makes you “substantially housebound”. That’s a far cry from what VA tries to imply. Make sure you understand the difference. To me, being 100% schedular with a ripsnorting good case of the schizzies and being seventy-ish is a pretty good recipe for housebound all in itself. Why VA didn’t see that in Mr. Howell will remain a mystery for the ages.

Knowledge on why these things are important, Ladies and Gentleman Vets.

 

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DECISION REVIEW OFFICERS–AS SEEN BY…

download (3)Much has been said of VA’s hierarchy of raters known as Decision Review Officers, abbreviated as DROs. Their job is so thankless, their retention rate so low and the perks these days being bonusless, that many move on to greener pastures and leave us with a severe dearth of them. This is the primary reason we have such constipation at the VA when it comes to the dreaded DRO review. Most know that is a 600-day black hole. These are the high GS-12s and 13s-the ones with a 10 to twelve year tenure that see a dark dead end to this as a future. Much better while they are young and salable to move over to Allstate or USAA. With that said, let’s look more closely at these storied individuals…

The DRO as he sees himself:

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The DRO as seen by his supervisor:

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The DRO as seen by VACO hierarchy:

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The DRO as seen by Veterans:

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The DRO as seen by his ‘little people’:

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The DRO as seen by his coworkers

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The DRO, and, by extension, the whole VA ‘problem’, as seen by the current administration:

 

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Day 58 of 168 on Sovaldi. Kidneys stabilized. Anemia is my constant companion. Welcome to Camp HCVets.

 

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