ILP–THE ASKNOD FARM REPORT


Phase I; The upper 300 ears

Phase I; The upper 300 ears

Not much to report. The reason I haven’t been posting is due directly to Global Warming. The Silver Queen corn that members Leigh and Paul sent me to plant this year opted to generate three and sometimes four ears per stalk. This caused great consternation and a lack of storage space for all the unanticipated corn. Processing times ran into overtime and my blog has suffered. The blame, of course, lies squarely at the foot of George Bush and Halliburton. Dick Cheney probably is guilty too but we haven’t been able to prove that yet. 

As most know, corn generally produces two ears per stalk. In a normal year, this may be the case. Due to the secret sauce we use here at Grahambo Farms to fertilize with, we’ve increased height as well as volume. The first 300 ears were the most difficult as many were out of reach and required a stepladder. The remaining 600-odd ears will be much easier to process. The majority of it will go to the Bischoff Food Bank in Home, Washington which has graciously been accepting all the zucchini/cucumber overflow.

2014-09-10 09.16.53My Fall lettuce has turned into a late summer production affair because we can’t seem to turn off the sun. Either that or the government is spraying chemtrails with abandon and I/we are the unwitting recipients. If it appears that the lettuce is a hodgepodge of different assortments, you have a keen eye.  Cupcake insisted I plant it as a “medley of flavors” so she can pick and choose in the evening depending on her whim.

I have had valuable input from knowledgeable aviation sources who tell me current chemtrail science is a bunch of Hooey. They say the chemtrails are nothing more than the result of pilots dumping the on-board toilets once they get to altitude. This makes far more sense to me as it explains the hyperfertilization of my garden too. Considering we can’t even get the government to properly fund the VA, it follows that they are not going to break their budget over the chemicals needed to poison us. McDonald’s seems to be doing the job admirably from the private sector with the added benefit of all those poor souls keeling over from DM2 as well. This bodes well for the future of the Social Security funding quandary.

One of our members vacillates back and forth on the whole chemtrail thing. One day it’s mind control drugs to dumb us down and the next  it’s chemicals to destroy the food supply or poison it such that we will become totally dependent on Washington DC for our foodstuffs. I’ll buy both explanations but it appears the overspray from the mind control stuff is landing in DC and/or the food suppression spray mutated and is causing untold mayhem and exponential growth in my garden. The smart money would be to go the dual-spray path and combine the dumb juice with the foodkiller but that will never occur to the government. Look how they handled the Agent Orange/White/Blue fiasco forty years ago.

Enough conjecture. Occam’s razor explains it best. I live in close proximity to Seattle Tacoma Airpatch. Every flight heading out to SEA and points west seems to go over my place. I vote for the toilet chemtrail theory.

 

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5 Responses to ILP–THE ASKNOD FARM REPORT

  1. WGM says:

    Your garden reminds me of the Crosby Stills Nash song “Woodstock”.

    “Woodstock”

    Well I came across a child of God, he was walking along the road
    And I asked him tell where are you going, this he told me:
    Well, I’m going down to Yasgur’s farm, going to join in a rock and roll band.
    Got to get back to the land, set my soul free.
    We are stardust, we are golden, we are billion year old carbon,
    And we got to get ourselves back to the garden.

  2. Clear Left says:

    oh dear ..oh me… I definitely see more goods/service on your IILP. Seems to me an extender grabber (with additional telescoping arm attachments) as one of those vital and necessary items your PCP should recommend to harvest those airborne cobs. I mean we don’t want you falling off that 12′ ladder, although there are probably some who would… ssshhhhhhh.

  3. The OldTime Cowboy says:

    gorilla catcher……..here…what kind of corn seed did you plant……Thanks and Semper Fi…………..

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