Category Archives: Humor

HOW REAL VETS GET RID OF MOLES

Posted on September 16, 2014 by asknod

Real Vets-as opposed to girlymen Vets- are renowned for having the gitterdone gene. We also are endowed with a desire to live life vicariously. We are easy to spot due to large numbers of scars and being on a first-name … Continue reading →

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ILP–THE ASKNOD FARM REPORT

Posted on September 10, 2014 by asknod

Not much to report. The reason I haven’t been posting is due directly to Global Warming. The Silver Queen corn that members Leigh and Paul sent me to plant this year opted to generate three and sometimes four ears per … Continue reading →

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SSGT. OSCAR D. GROUCH SUES VA

Posted on August 30, 2014 by asknod

This just in on the AP wire.  (AP) Newark, New Jersey by staff writer Steven Jemerik: Former Staff Sargent Oscar D. Grouch’s attorneys came forward last night just before the Camden Court House closed and filed a lawsuit accusing the Veterans Administration … Continue reading →

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VA–OSCAR THE GROUCH TRAINING FOR UPCOMING “TOWN HALL” MEETINGS

Posted on August 27, 2014 by asknod

Get ready for indifference, ennui and boredom after the poor overworked VA employees listen to one too many of us vent in the weeks to follow. It would be interesting to see if they bring their good friends, the jack-booted … Continue reading →

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DECISION REVIEW OFFICERS–AS SEEN BY…

Posted on August 19, 2014 by asknod

Much has been said of VA’s hierarchy of raters known as Decision Review Officers, abbreviated as DROs. Their job is so thankless, their retention rate so low and the perks these days being bonusless, that many move on to greener … Continue reading →

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FACEPLACE INDEPENDENCE

Posted on July 5, 2014 by asknod

A collection of the finest FB has to offer this week. Humor is the hors d’oeuvre of the Gods. Without it we are doomed to a society dominated by pessimists.           That’s all, folks. Thanks for … Continue reading →

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INVASION OF THE RASPBERRY SNATCHERS

Posted on July 4, 2014 by asknod

It’s a great title for a movie but I can’t get anyone over to pick them. You have no idea of the number of raspberries harmed in the production of this 10 lb. pile. Time to call the egg lady. … Continue reading →

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READER INPUT

Posted on July 4, 2014 by asknod

This just in from Bruce Almighty, our Resident ILP specialist in Georgia. Here is an email sent​ by Larry McGrorty to Clarence Page, of the Chicago​ ​Tribune, after an article Page published concerning a name change for the Washington Redskins. Dear Mr. … Continue reading →

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CHEMTRAIL DETECTOR RADAR

Posted on March 28, 2014 by asknod

From our illustrious members Paul and Leigh, awaiting their turn at the wheels of justice, comes this too-cool-for-school app. Always wondered what was up there at 33,000 leaving the contrails over your house? Wonder no more folks. We now have … Continue reading →

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VA SEARCHES FOR DISGRACED GENERAL TO HEAD HR

Posted on March 25, 2014 by asknod

After the public relations disaster in Orlando with the VA Human Resources’ cheese and wine tasting/ Karaoke extravaganza last year, VA has been hardpressed to find a suitable replacement that is reprehensible. Fortunately for them, they have the old boy … Continue reading →

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