Tag Archives: Veterans Humor

FACEPLACING REALITY

Posted on October 13, 2014 by asknod

I found out today is actually “Indigenous People’s Day” now rather than the original celebration of Christopher Columbus getting lost in the Atlantic Ocean and finding Hispaniola. If this is true, then wouldn’t it be appropriate to pack up, leave and … Continue reading →

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VA REVERSES COURSE– UNEXPECTEDLY EXONERATES WHISTLEBLOWERS

Posted on September 29, 2014 by asknod

Carolyn Lerner, of the Office of Special Counsel (OSC) announced today that VA, caught with their pants down metaphorically, has been forced into actually doing something never before seen or heard of at 810 Vermin Ave. NW-actually rewarding whistleblowers and thanking … Continue reading →

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FORT FACEPLACE-SEPTEMBER’S FINEST

Posted on September 28, 2014 by asknod

We look long and hard for these so keep sending them in, ladies and gentlemen Vets.    

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VA RULES DEAD VETS ARE NOT AUTHORIZED TO CHANGE APPOINTMENTS

Posted on September 26, 2014 by asknod

In a surprising ruling, the Office of General Counsel ( OGC-027) issued a binding ruling called an OGC Precedent henceforth forbidding deceased Veterans from changing their future VA medical appointments. This appears to be in response to increasingly larger numbers … Continue reading →

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FOOTLOCKER–THE DEER RODEO

Posted on September 22, 2014 by asknod

Everyone has their deer story and some are better than others. Most are corny and lack staying power. Some resonate because the hunter was an FNG and got the surprise of his life as here. I’m a sucker for the … Continue reading →

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CONTEMPORARY VA OUIJA BOARDS

Posted on September 18, 2014 by asknod

A friend of mine came across these at a garage sale and made copies for me. The CAVC one is dissimilar from the other two and appears to be of much newer construction. The folks at the Antique Road Show … Continue reading →

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HOW REAL VETS GET RID OF MOLES

Posted on September 16, 2014 by asknod

Real Vets-as opposed to girlymen Vets- are renowned for having the gitterdone gene. We also are endowed with a desire to live life vicariously. We are easy to spot due to large numbers of scars and being on a first-name … Continue reading →

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ILP–THE ASKNOD FARM REPORT

Posted on September 10, 2014 by asknod

Not much to report. The reason I haven’t been posting is due directly to Global Warming. The Silver Queen corn that members Leigh and Paul sent me to plant this year opted to generate three and sometimes four ears per … Continue reading →

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SSGT. OSCAR D. GROUCH SUES VA

Posted on August 30, 2014 by asknod

This just in on the AP wire.  (AP) Newark, New Jersey by staff writer Steven Jemerik: Former Staff Sargent Oscar D. Grouch’s attorneys came forward last night just before the Camden Court House closed and filed a lawsuit accusing the Veterans Administration … Continue reading →

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VA–OSCAR THE GROUCH TRAINING FOR UPCOMING “TOWN HALL” MEETINGS

Posted on August 27, 2014 by asknod

Get ready for indifference, ennui and boredom after the poor overworked VA employees listen to one too many of us vent in the weeks to follow. It would be interesting to see if they bring their good friends, the jack-booted … Continue reading →

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