Tag Archives: Veterans Humor

THE FACE PLACE

Posted on March 8, 2014 by asknod

Member Mark of the 100% Alumni Club sends us this one. Been there, done that. Fixed the problem. Twice. The second one was free and I got a son out of it to boot.  P.S.

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VETERANS HUMOR

Posted on February 23, 2014 by asknod

You do see what I mean when I say “Veterans Humor” now, right? Robert Duval’s Lt. Col. “Bull” Meechum in The Great Santini couldn’t top what we have planned for this year.   My sports car just isn’t going to … Continue reading →

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VA NEWS RELEASE

Posted on February 22, 2014 by asknod

VA has finally released a picture of the new Veterans Benefits Management System (VBMS) computer interface hookup at the Oakland Regional Office. Douglas Bragg, the director of the Oakland Veterans Service Center, pictured here in the ”clean room”, demonstrates how the … Continue reading →

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PERSON OF INTEREST// NOFORN

Posted on February 19, 2014 by asknod

This just in from, well, I can’t say who. We’re on top of it but I want everyone to be aware. Please delete after receipt and scrub your browsers. If this website is suddenly shut down and I can no … Continue reading →

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SEMPER FI CLUB

Posted on February 17, 2014 by asknod

Imagine if you can, a groundpounder with airborne wings coming up with a good Marine joke without an Air Force member present to translate it into recognizable, written English. Nevertheless, that is what happened. I’m calling Ripley’s. They’ll never believe … Continue reading →

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FACEPLACE RAINBOWS

Posted on February 16, 2014 by asknod

The pot of gold is in my garden if you believe what you see. I see it as a good sign for a good year of corn.  Of course, Cupcake had to walk outside and spoil it by taking a … Continue reading →

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THE FACE PLACE

Posted on February 12, 2014 by asknod

This is where America gets its humor on short notice. Johnny Carson would have been proud. He could have fired his whole stable of jokesters and harvested the jokes du jour off of FB. Perhaps we could call Governor Christie’s … Continue reading →

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ALPHA SPERM AND CANTALOPE SEEDS

Posted on January 30, 2014 by asknod

In the process of cutting up a cantaloupe the other night, Cupcake came over from stir frying and said “Don’t forget to save the Alpha seeds.” Thinking I’d been lost in space for a lifetime, I immediately  looked at what … Continue reading →

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BIEBER ARREST PHOTOS RELEASED

Posted on January 24, 2014 by asknod

On Thursday morning, Miami Police released the first pictures of Veteran Justin Bieber who was recently arrested for juvenile mental delinquency. Bieber, who claims to be a Veteran of  numerous “musical deployments”, insists he is innocent of all but the … Continue reading →

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MARINE CORPS SURVEY

Posted on January 23, 2014 by asknod

A U.S.Marine Colonel was about to start the morning briefing with his staff. While waiting for the coffee machine to finish brewing, the colonel decided to pose a question to all assembled. He explained that his wife had been a bit frisky the … Continue reading →

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