You do see what I mean when I say “Veterans Humor” now, right? Robert Duval’s Lt. Col. “Bull” Meechum in The Great Santini couldn’t top what we have planned for this year.
My sports car just isn’t going to work, though. First, the colors on the sign clash with the red of the Triumph. And the check is all out of proportion to the vehicle. Looks like I’m going to have to bite the bullet and go with Plan B- spring for the White Denali, Escalade or Excursion from Enterprise Rent-A-Car for 4 hours. The helium balloons would have been a problem with the top down, anyway. Getting a good April Fools joke perfect requires planning.