Tag Archives: Veterans Humor

THE FACE PLACE

Posted on February 12, 2014 by asknod

This is where America gets its humor on short notice. Johnny Carson would have been proud. He could have fired his whole stable of jokesters and harvested the jokes du jour off of FB. Perhaps we could call Governor Christie’s … Continue reading →

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ALPHA SPERM AND CANTALOPE SEEDS

Posted on January 30, 2014 by asknod

In the process of cutting up a cantaloupe the other night, Cupcake came over from stir frying and said “Don’t forget to save the Alpha seeds.” Thinking I’d been lost in space for a lifetime, I immediately  looked at what … Continue reading →

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BIEBER ARREST PHOTOS RELEASED

Posted on January 24, 2014 by asknod

On Thursday morning, Miami Police released the first pictures of Veteran Justin Bieber who was recently arrested for juvenile mental delinquency. Bieber, who claims to be a Veteran of  numerous “musical deployments”, insists he is innocent of all but the … Continue reading →

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MARINE CORPS SURVEY

Posted on January 23, 2014 by asknod

A U.S.Marine Colonel was about to start the morning briefing with his staff. While waiting for the coffee machine to finish brewing, the colonel decided to pose a question to all assembled. He explained that his wife had been a bit frisky the … Continue reading →

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VETERAN’S MAN CAVE

Posted on January 19, 2014 by asknod

What do Veterans look for in a man cave? Well, besides the bathroom, they like a place where people don’t say weird things like: “Oh, dear. Pulease! No shoes in here. This is our gorgeous Brazilian old growthe walnut floor.” … Continue reading →

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SATURDAY’S FACE IT

Posted on January 18, 2014 by asknod

From none other than my cousin in Idaho. There’s only one other as sarcastic and demented as me. Thanks, Denise. Without you, life would be very boring.

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FROM DA NANG TOMBO’S LIBRARY

Posted on January 14, 2014 by asknod

 I love Tom’s humor. He’s a Marine through and through. I think they just ran out of slots for Air Force enlistments in 1968 when he signed up or he would have become a zoomie. Check this out.  Jerry asked … Continue reading →

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SUNDAY FACE HUMOR

Posted on January 12, 2014 by asknod

My rare forays onto the Book of Face turned this up. It sums up what many have found out the hard way. Pen posted this vignette which will help us all. DO NOT wash your hair in the shower!! It’s … Continue reading →

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SUNDAY MORNING BEAR ESSENTIALS

Posted on January 12, 2014 by asknod

Member Tombo of the USS Long Beach (CGN-9) during the protracted Tonkin Gulf misunderstanding sends us this absolutely priceless humor to go with our morning coffee. Where does he get all these dynamite videos? While it doesn’t rival the 300 … Continue reading →

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YOU ARE NOT IRRELEPHANT

Posted on January 7, 2014 by asknod

Mark Humor is unique. It’s a lot like my brand. It has to be on the edge to work. I think these qualify. Only the best . I’m thinking about going with an elephant after my lab dies. I’ve still … Continue reading →

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