C-123s AND AGENT ORANGE PHASE II

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I received this in the pipeline from the $1,23 crowd.  I refer to the second generation of Air Force Nasty Guard and Irregulars who were handed the old RANCH HAND C-123 Providers after the war. The list doesn’t stop there. Some were converted into air drop tankers for forest fires and the gift of AO just kept on giving. Dioxin and Picloram are very heavy metal solutions. They never lose their strength until diluted  innumerable times by the elements. Even then they only percolate to a certain depth. Their legacy lives on for many future generations when they percolate into the water table. This is science-not conjecture. Monsanto has been examining this phenomenon since 1957.

Read this and weep. VA, in their unending battle to absolve the government of any culpability, refuses to acknowledge that the above is true. When accosted with unassailable proof that C-123s were awash in it, they opted to hire their proctologists and foot doctors to opine on matters chemical. Independent IMOs are all well and fine but VA always seems to go to the same closet for theirs. Oddly, they all seem to support the VA’s theories every time. Rarely does the Vet or Vets as a  presumptive group win this war of words. Why is that? Read on.

From Steven Avery (Vets atty):

In a stunning rejection of American science and medicine, on January 10, 2013 VA officials trashed the input of expert scientists and physicians who’d earlier challenged the VA’s rejection of C-123 veterans Agent Orange claims. The VA flatly (but graciously!) dismissed or simply ignored vital concerns raised by the outside experts, and continued to defend VA’s initial, unchanging, knee-jerk, automatic and characteristic refusal to permit C-123 veterans to receive medical care. Please – we need both an attorney and a scientist to articulate a response to this recent VA letter…ideals on where to find such talent?

None of the independent experts were paid for their review of the situation and development of opinions. All of the VA personnel were paid to reject the outside experts’ opinions. The VA response is amazingly flawed, both in the science and the law, and a more detailed rebuttal of it will follow soon. The key errors we’ll point out now are as follows:

1. We do not contest the VA’s perspective that we are not a presumptive eligibility population, but rather are individually eligible to submit justified Agent Orange and military herbicide exposure claims. However, the Secretary has the authority to designate these veterans as a presumptive eligibility population, and the Secretary of the Department of Defense has the authority to designate, even retroactively (because all the airplanes have been destroyed) the fleet as “an Agent Orange exposure site.” Still, the simpler and more precisely-focused definition of this population is to permit individuals to be recognized for exposure by acknowledging the contamination of the aircraft and the fact of exposure, to be established by the individual’s proof of service such as flight orders, Form5s or other official documents associating the individual veteran with the airplane within the 1972-1982 timeframe, thus avoiding creation of a presumptive eligibility population

2. VA rejects wipe-based sampling, yet this was (and is) simply the gold standard scientific method for such testing, and it determined the C-123 to be “heavily contaminated.” In such testing, surfaces were not “rubbed” as the VA letter states, but to prevent surface agitation the wipe method requires simple gentle wipes, as the word implies – only VA challenges this procedure which has been accepted by the EPA, NIH, CDC and appropriate regarding the C-123 contamination studies

3. The wipe samples consistently proved presence of dioxin and military herbicides, and the VA’s characterization of the amount or degree of contamination as “residual” or “trace” is word-smithing meant to minimize or totally dismiss the scientific results of the Air Force’s own testing over several decades

4. The VA references to testing which establishes contamination many decades later is similar word-smithing to dismiss actual results: In truth, tests were conducted (but ignored by the VA) in 1979, fourteen years after that particular airplane’s last Agent Orange spray mission, and the tests confirmed military herbicides and dioxin contamination. VA ignores the fact that the veterans began flying these airplanes in 1972, thus the contamination was more concentrated when considering the half-life of dioxin on surfaces

5. VA tries to redefine both science and law in this letter. Science states that “exposure is the contact between a chemical or biological agent and the outer barrier of an organism.” Thus the veterans are exposed if their skin touches a contaminant, even if it is the VA’s hypothetical “dried dioxin.”

6. The pertinent laws and Code of Federal Regulations state that veterans outside the “boots on the ground” presumptive connection, such as the C-123 veterans, will be similarily protected.  When VA promulgated its herbicide presumption in 2001, the issue of herbicide exposure outside Vietnam was also addressed.  66 Fed. Reg. 23166 (May 8, 2001).  VA explained if a veteran did not serve in Vietnam but was exposed to an herbicide agent defined in 38 C.F.R. § 3.307(a)(6) during active military service and has a disease on the list of presumptive service connection (which includes diabetes mellitus type II and ischemic heart disease), VA will presume that the disease is due to the exposure of herbicides.  See 66 Fed. Reg. 23166; 38 C.F.R. § 3.309(e).

7. The VA dismisses the scientists’ insistence that the C-123 crews warrant VA benefits for exposure to military herbicides, yet that phrase is the one used in the law and the C.F.R.s. Nonetheless, the multitude of Air Force tests establishes the dioxin contamination of the C-123 fleet

8. VA mentions dismissively that “some” of the C-123 fleet was contaminated; in fact, 42% of the C-123s flown were former Agent Orange spray aircraft; in fact, only two of the eighteen remaining airplanes at Davis-Monthan were free of dioxin contamination at the tine of the fleet’s destruction as toxic waste in 2010

9. VA continues to ignore the vital facts that the veterans duty on the C-123 was for a full decade, and scientific tests show long-term, low-dose exposure to dioxin is extremely harmful

10. VA continues to ignore the fact that crews flew these contaminated airplanes the year (1972) after the last Agent Orange spray missions (1971)

11. Here, as ever since the veterans’ concerns were raised, the VA ignores the confirming opinions regarding exposure submitted by the CDC/Agency for Toxic Substances, the EPA, and the NIH. VA references their scientists and medical doctors (who only completed a literature review, in which publications which confirmed veterans’ exposure were ignored) and altogether ignores those of other federal agencies, universities and institutions. VA even makes reference to literature in their denial argument, some of which was authored by scientists who have concluded the veterans were, in fact, exposed

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12. The VA response completely dismisses all post-application exposure claims, which are actually well-founded in law, C.F.R.s, BVA, Court of Veterans Appeals citations…and science

13. Despite the fact that C-123 veterans’ exposure claims have been vetted by the American Legion and the Vietnam Veterans of America, VA insists there isn’t even enough “benefit of the doubt” to permit claims

14. Despite the fact that C-123 veteran’ exposure claims have been vetted by numerous physicians and scientists, to include members of the National Academy of Sciences, VA insists there isn’t even enough” benefit of the doubt” to permit claims

15. Despite the fact that the federal agencies responsible for making determinations regarding contamination and exposure have vetted those issues regarding the C-123 veterans, VA insists there isn’t even enough “benefit of the doubt” to permit claims

16. Despite the fact that the VA’s Board of Veterans Appeals has eventually recognized USAF Reserve C-123 veterans’ claims from the same units, and same bases, and same time frame and awarded service connection, VA insists there isn’t even enough “benefit of the doubt” to permit claims

he VA is dedicated to preventing C-123 veterans’ claims. It is our just and proper role to energetically advance our claims, but we are amazed that the VA is equally dedicated to preventing these claims rather than finding the proper channel to allow them to proceed. The VA is dedicated to preventing C-123 veterans’ claims…they should be dedicated to doing what is right and proper under the law.

—-VA’s response to the fifteen scientists and physicians joint letter to Under Secretary Allison  “Chipmunk” Hickey—-

Dear Dr. Stellman:

I am responding on behalf of Allison A. Hickey, the Department of Veterans Affairs (VA) Undersecretary for Benefits. Thank you for the letter expressing your views, and those of your colleagues, on the important matter of Agent Orange herbicide exposure and its relationship to Veterans who served stateside aboard C-123 aircraft previously used for aerial spraying of Agent Orange over Vietnam.
It appears you question the scientific analysis on this issue provided by the VA Office of Public Health and believe disability compensation should be based on evidence of dried dioxin residuals present on the interior surface of a C-123 aircraft. We appreciate your interest in this group of Veterans and the information you have provided. It will be considered as a source of evidence when adjudicating claims from this group of Veterans. However, we must also consider the evidence described below and must follow the laws that govern disability claims based on Agent Orange exposure. All claims are evaluated on a case-by-case basis.
Disability compensation provided by VA must be based on establishing service connection. This requires evidence of a current disability, evidence of an injury, disease, or event in service, and evidence of a medical nexus or link between the two. When Agent Orange exposure is claimed as the basis for the current disability, there are two routes to service connection. If the Veteran’s service falls under the Agent Orange Act of1991, which establishes a presumption of herbicide exposure for service in Vietnam, then the Veteran is eligible for service connection of diseases associated with such exposure by VA without the need for a medical nexus. Service aboard post-Vietnam C-123 aircraft does not meet the requirement for Vietnam service and so there is no presumption of exposure for these Veterans. Therefore, the alternative route to service connection is required which involves evidence of direct exposure on a facts-found basis.

The evidence associated with service on post-Vietnam C-I23 aircraft shows that some of these aircraft contained dried residual traces of the Agent Orange herbicide contaminant dioxin, which could only be obtained and measured by rubbing the interior metal surface with the solvent hexane, You have stated that the dioxin obtained by this process is sufficient to establish that the crewmembers were “exposed.” However, the scientists and medical doctors of the VA Office of Public Health have documented with scientific literature that residual trace amounts of dioxin on metal surfaces is not biologically available for skin absorption or inhalation because it is not water or sweat soluble and does not give off airborne particles. As a result, they have concluded that the likelihood of dioxin exposure was minimal, Your view of potential exposure must be weighed against their view when VA evaluates a disability claim.
In addition to the issue of potential exposure, there is the issue of establishing a medical nexus or link between the in-service event of flying on a post-Vietnam C -123 aircraft and development of a current Agent Orange exposure-related disease. VA laws and policies related to Agent Orange exposure, whether presumptive or based on facts-found evidence, address exposure contact that occurs during the actual spraying or handling of the dioxin-containing liquid herbicide. There are no provisions for secondary or remote exposure, as is the case with dried dioxin residuals on metal surfaces found many years after the liquid state. The scientific evidence available to establish a medical nexus in these cases is limited and the VA Office of Public Health has provided a medical opinion that it is insufficient to establish the required nexus. While your letter focuses on the issue of potential dioxin exposure, it does not offer an opinion on the medical nexus issue nor does it address the potential for long-term health effects or disabilities resulting from service on the post-Vietnam C-123 aircraft.
Another issue you raised is the wording of the Agent Orange Act of 1991, which establishes a presumption of exposure to “herbicide agents” used in Vietnam that includes chemicals other than dioxin. You state that consideration should be given to these other chemicals when considering disability compensation based on exposure because they may have been present in the post-Vietnam C-I23 aircraft, However, since there is no presumption of exposure to any herbicide agents without Vietnam service, this legislation is not applicable. Additionally, the National Academy of Sciences’ Institute of Medicine, which is named in this legislation as a major source of scientific information related to herbicide agent exposure and its adverse health effects, has determined that dioxin is the primary “chemical of interest” associated with adverse health effects. If a disability claim were based on exposure to other herbicide agents, the same evidence of direct facts-found exposure and a medical nexus would be required for service connection.

We appreciate your input and the evidence you have provided on the issue of disability compensation for Veterans who served aboard post-Vietnam C-123 aircraft. When VA receives claims from Veterans based on this service, they will be evaluated based on the totality of the evidence, as described above, and determinations will be made on a case-by-case basis.

Sincerely,
Thomas Murphy
Director, Compensation Service

Oh well. Back to the drawing board. This shouldn’t come as any big surprise  Just when VA was looking to put the AO monkey back in the cage, out pops his offspring- SON of AO. What few realize is that all that AO in the bottom pan under the floors is not just AO. There’s undoubtedly an accumulation from earlier years of all the other flavors like Pink, Green, Purple, Blue and White. Disturbing, huh?

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THE CIGARETTE POLICE

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Once upon a time in sunny southern Orlando (1994), the Nod Family made their second pilgrimage to Disneyland. Unaware at that point of the growing dragon within me, I still drank and smoked.

One of my enduring joys was to savor the early morning and enjoy coffee and newspaper then perform my ablutions.  Sometimes, not having finished the paper, it was not uncommon to take it to the library. In those unholy days, we still smoked virtually everywhere. “Politically correct” was not in Miriam Webster yet.

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One morning several days into our vacation, I had occasion to visit Disney’s finest restrooms prior to launching into the Paris theme. We were all gathered outside said rooms and preparing for the onslaught. I opted to use the facilities one last time and Cupcake happened to point to the sign that said “No smoking in restrooms”. Note that it didn’t say “strictly enforced” nor did it mention anything about it being a major infraction  comparable to burglary or Grand Theft Auto. Nowhere in there was a discussion of just  what the meaning of “no” really is. I say it’s rather ambiguous. I told Cupcake jeeringly     ” Oh, yeah.What’s going to happen? I suppose the cigarette police are going to arrest me?”

I proceeded to settle in and lit up. I was rather engrossed in reading when the smoke alarms started going off. I quickly doused my cigarette and prepared to retreat. As I exited the stall,  several of Disney’s finest approached and asked if they could have a word with me outside. The alarms were absolutely earsplitting and made conversation all but impossible. I exited with one on each side and we had a discussion outside about how I had inadvertently missed the sign. I pointed out that I was reading the newspaper when I walked in. We moved back to better view the sign and clarify the meaning. About that time I noticed the flashing red light on the roof of the structure. As with all buildings at Disneyland, the loo was built to look like a French bakery or the entrance to the stables.  I’m virtually positive that the light blended in beautifully with the architecture-when it wasn’t ablaze.

After profuse apologies and promises to be more aware of my surroundings,  a careful check of my ID, and confirmation that I was a legitimate paying visitor, I was allowed to rejoin Cupcake and the children. They were in quite a lather. Actually lather doesn’t adequately describe what was going on. Perhaps ROFLOAO (plural?). They had front row seats on the park bench  directly across from the entrance/exit and watched the whole Keystone Kops Komedy unfold. For the rest of the vacation- indeed often in the months and years afterward, Cupcake would look at me with a quizzical pursing of the lips and whisper “cigarette police?” followed by gales of laughter. Worse, my children did it too. In fact, they did it in front of their friends who also seemed to know who the Disney cigarette police were. It is only now, with the passage of almost 20 years, that it is a rare occasion when this comes up in polite conversation-if ever.

After several years of counseling, I was able to hold my head up and meet others’ eyes. Men hate to admit they’re wrong. What’s more, many often don’t believe the rules were written for them specifically. I belonged to the latter class.

Yesterday, Cupcake and I went to see the liverbox gurus to beg for my life. I refer to the Sofosbuvir Phase II testing protocols. While searching for a place to park, I found a really nice spot and prepared to scoot in. Cupcake pointed to the sign that said “Big Bozo No-No” and I prepared to elaborate on why that fortunately didn’t apply in our case. Suddenly, the pursed lips appeared out of nowhere  followed close behind by uncontrollable mirth. Yes, the dreaded cigarette police had been invoked. I promptly put the car back in gear and moved. I saw no reason to follow Custer to the top of the ridge and die on that hill.

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WIRELESS TECHNOLOGY

A bird’s view of wireless tech via Law Bob:

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CAN’T WE ALL JUST GET ALONG?

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Remember poor old Rodney King down in LA? That started a riot of epic proportions that Los Angelites will long remember. The plaint was to quell the populace and coax Pandora back into her box if at all possible.

In this context, I ask it of Gilead Sciences Inc.  and  Bristol-Myers Squibb. The two drug giants have both come close to kicking ass and taking names on HCV. It won’t help some of us but there may be many who will heal. The problem is that Gilead’s kids and the B-MS youngsters can’t seem to all play in the same sandbox.  B-MS is willing but Gilead will not be rolled. I think there’s too much testosterone in the room and Gilead is convinced theirs is the better product. Collaboration is not for discussion. There’s simply too much money on the table and greed is more important than lives.

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Perhaps this ad came out  in anticipation of the problem about how to divvy up the pot. So, as usual, the little guys get the short straw. By the time they agree on collusion, another 100,000 of us will go down the tubes. Smokin’!

Ed. note: This is the one. This is the koolaid without Interferon. Used in conjugation with Ribavirin, it is an oral pill rather than injection. 12 and 16 week course to SVR.  No more going blind, coming down with thyroid problems, DM2 and fibromyalgia. Pending FDA approval, Gilead’s will be out in 2014. It would be nice to get them together, but in the interim, I’ll take the next bus and it happens to be Gilead solo.

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VA PTSD SUICIDE STATISTICS FOR 2012

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Hot off the press. Find out who, where and when. The why is pretty much a foregone conclusion.  A big thank you to Bob for this one. Perhaps this will also help in spotting trends that develop geographically or by age group. Or maybe it’s merely the Book of the Dead. One thing is a given. If the VA is the author, it’s going to read like Grimm’s Faery Tales or have some colorful pigs in the story.

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And they all lived happily ever after.

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IHOP IS RUNNING A SPECIAL ON SENIORS

From whom else but the Tomster

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So is the Big Bear car wash

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Get an additional 5% off by showing your VA card.

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NPRC INPATIENT RECORDS FILES

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Over the last five years I have been asked by many Vets about how to obtain records that have gone missing. Some of you are unable to pursue a claim because it appears there is no record of you existing at the NPRS. Nothing. No medical, military or even a suggestion that you served. For many, that is the unfortunate end of the road. Or is it?

The military has an interesting way of filing records. If you were an outpatient, a file was kept up front to be pulled when you arrived for Sick Call in the morning. Since you never got sick at night, this really worked well. In the off chance you injured yourself after 1730 but before 0700, and you were stationed in a civilized (read stateside or Europe) area, you were invariable admitted overnight and departed the next morning if it was no more than an acute event that resolved itself via hangover or sutures.

On the other hand, if you were really sick and were admitted to the Institute of Medical Learning, your records ended up in a completely different file. This, of course, is the in-patient file and was completely divorced from the outpatient one. To add to this confusion, at the end of your service, infrequently your in, as well as outpatient, files were never transferred to that Warehouse with no sprinkler system in St. Louis.

Let’s look at how you can find some of these items. Medical records have a wealth of information that is more revealing in light of newer medical discoveries. Thus, admittance for flu-like symptoms for a week following a jetgun cattle drive is evidence (plausible) of an acute reaction to the HCV virus. If it included blood labs showing a noticeable spike in your SGOT, you have some useful evidence a doctor would use to opine that you contracted the dragon at that time.

Usually the NPRC has these inpatient files. They’re not associated with your outpatient stuff that gets shipped back to your VARO. They are filed by hospital. In addition, each hospital folder is arranged chronologically. This may mean a trip to the hypnotist to regress you back to the event in order to determine the approximate date. Once you ascertain that, you may delve deeper and request it based on those narrower parameters.

Not wishing to denigrate the good names of the personnel who work there, I merely mention in passing that they are measured as most government workers are, for productivity versus baksheesh paid. The reason for this is twofold.  Having statisticians creates more jobs and lowers unemployment. More paper is needed so more loggers are employed, too. Again-more jobs. It’s a win-win deal. The workers at the NPRC are thus motivated to supply 7 or 8 request a day for DD214s but leave the real search work undone.  If you keep on sending in FOIAs, you will notice they begin to find more and more. If you get site-specific and tell them when and where they might find it, the odds increase dramatically that your seach(es) will bear fruit.

If, indeed, the NPRC has none of this inpatient info, then the search needs to move to the last duty station. This is usually the winning ticket if there is going to be one. Remember also, that this is predicated on the dual filing system discussed above. Failing that, and excluding the Korean and early Vietnam war era Vets whose files were burned up or destroyed in the 1973 fire, the search may go cold.

I find this is of little consolation to those who are left out. It’s a lotto under the best of circumstances and many lose who shouldn’t. Many more lose due to the inefficiency of having several different files. We don’t have a repair order for this other than what I report here.

Last but not least, always remember that you get only what you ask for. I had to go back and query them for my military records in 2009. Oddly, in 1989, VA was sent my entire medical outpatient SMRs and NPRC kept no copies of them. Fortunately I rescued them from my C files before they inadvertently migrated to the shredder room.

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VETERANS POPULATION STATISTICS

Here’s an eye opener for all of us. It won’t help with your claims but might explain why no one answers or the landline has been disconnected when you call one of your war buddies.

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Just the records please…

The importance of obtaining copies of private medical records from providers while you are being treated can’t be stressed enough. Ever wonder why a Veterans Service Organization (VSO) or the VA will have you sign a “Release to Obtain Information” at the initiation of the claim process and at various other times such as when a “new claim” is filed? Let me share a story, some have heard this one or, walked the same path and, some may be hearing it for the first time. When my husband filed his initial claim back in 2003 he signed a slew of these releases at the request of his former VSO. The entire claim package is sent to the Regional Office who then sends these releases to every doctor you authorized the VA to obtain information from about your medical care.

Many doctors hold onto these releases because they know being paid for the time to copy records, the envelope, postage, nada isn’t going to happen from the VA because they are not required to pay for them. Luck would have it if your health care provider is either a Veteran themselves or a kind-hearted soul who is willing to go the extra mile for patients; this is not always the case. One of the several releases originally signed by my husband was returned to the VARO stating “never saw this patient.” Interestingly, I had a receipt showing our payment to said doctor who then agreed to release the records to our hot little hands directly.

Which led me to think….hmmm, if this doc wasn’t willing to pay a staff member to copy the records, what other doctors might not be willing to copy records, either in a reasonable period of time or, at all? That was the all-important day the decision was made to obtain all private medical records ourselves. Every provider who we have requested records from has been more than happy to provide them to us and when the doctor is told why we need them, they are even more than happy to mark it “no charge.” They know the VA isn’t going to pay their office for the time to copy patient medrecs. It’s a much different situation if an attorney requests records, they know they will be paid and many docs request payment before they send the records out. Many docs agree, why not give them to the patient when the patient requests them? And, let me say this…the in-between time is cut drastically when the patient requests the records verses the VA requesting them. VA isn’t going to wait forever to receive medical records, and if they aren’t going to pay the docs to copy them, what is the incentive to the docs to pay their staff do so in a timely manner? Without evidence to back up your claim, your claim is not worth (as AskNod describes it) the 81/2 x 11 blank sheet it’s printed on. Get those records yourself, be kind and courteous and here is a little tip:

It also helps if your doctor is a Veteran which forms a personal connection between patient and doctor. Wearing a baseball cap that proudly states, “Vietnam Veteran” or “US Marines” helps out also ~ I don’t know why, but in all the years my husband has seen one particular provider (who is also a Veteran)…the docs compassion for care instantly changed when my husband started wearing one of his many caps to appointments. Nothing wrong with a subtle reminder about the connection the doctor and patient share – they both served their country after all.

If you have a pending or new claim, it is strongly recommended that you, the claimant, obtain your own medical records evidence to submit to VA (make sure you keep a copy) if you know the VARO doesn’t have them in their hot hands…why wait for VA or anyone else to obtain something for you…? You are your strongest advocate and no one (except perhaps your significant other) has a more vested interest in your claim. This eliminates several months of delay while the VA tries to obtain your private medical records. If you can, do it yourself and save those several months of waiting. Another big plus is if you send them yourself to the VARO with a “Certified Mail/Return Receipt Requested” – you know what date they arrived at the VARO.

Not all medical providers are as willing to help out a Veteran, so please don’t feel left out because of our good fortune in obtaining my dear husband’s medical records; we would have gladly paid for them if requested. The assurance of knowing the VARO would have the evidence needed in front of them for proper adjudication of his claim was far too important; without it, there was no chance at all.

“Nuff,’ said.

Ed. note: After many years, we have Azeejensmom back. She, as most may not recall, set sail on her free college education provided by Uncle Sam in the DEA grant. She’s been at it for several years now. Along the way, she has helped her husband attain much including SMC S and continues to fight for more. Tombo was one of the few (3) who had to go to DC to get his ticket punched by VA. They weren’t granting in Seattle and Azeejensmom was still learning this in 2008 when our paths crossed. They live near us (relatively) and we are fast friends to no small amazement. We have much in common and little discord. I think the most strident Tombo has been with me was once he asked whether I were playing by summer rules, winter rules or  some new classification of heretofore unknown “Blizzard” rules that might explain my improving my lie so drastically.

Ladies and gentlemen Vets, please welcome her. She has as many years under her belt as I do and a much higher rating that continues to go up. Look up tenacious in the Seattle VARO dictionary and I’m sure you’ll find a picture of her.

 

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YOU HAD ONE JOB

Member Tom sends this in. I love it. Everyone trains to be good at what they do. Everyone practices it if they don’t do it every day. Eventually you get reaaaaally good at it and really don’t need to practice anymore. You’ve graduated to Jedi Master and the Force is strong in you.

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You no longer need a minder.

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You had to get it right. You were allowed to cheat and use Phonics if you wanted to.

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There was no pressure to get it done like yesterday

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They made you manager of the new store and all you had to do was get it right. Keep the fish alive. Check to make sure all the new merchandise was correctly labeled and priced…

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You were entrusted with the new ad campaign and decided to prove your product floated, or was bulletproof. Field tested-good to go.

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Don’t all of you feel immensely better knowing others make mistakes worse than you?

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