CHECK OUT THIS BAD BOY

Wes and me are like peas and carrots. One of these days he’ll realize that Scotch is far superior to Bourbon but that always takes time and years of culture. Besides, they probably don’t have Scotch in Georgia so I don’t hold it against him. Wes and I both have interesting combinations of initials. Wes’s are WAM. I think that scares the VA raters. Mine are GAG. Same difference. I think that’s why we’re both so successful at VA Poker. But that’s another story for another day.

You folks ought to read this even if it doesn’t directly affect you. It’s an example of the sheer audacity of the VA to up and revise regulations without so much as a normal discussion on the pros and cons of doing so.

https://unitedforvets.us/spectator/81-monthrule

We, as Veterans, are supposed to have a special place in the scheme of things where our benefits are concerned. I’m not talking about being given special privileges , acting like spoiled brats or being entitled to more than our civilian counterparts.

Few of you, (2%) chose to raise your right hand and volunteer to get up at 0dark30 for 4 years to work for chump change for America. Those who do always run the risk that a war might break out during their time in service. Once that happens, you can’t just say “Not it!” and bug out. You’re stuck until someone says Olly Olly In Come Free.

Consequently, should you be injured during said service, you are entitled to certain benefits- some of which are as discussed in this article. VA seems to have a different view of how much you get and they’ve been giving a haircut to those benefits since the War of 1812.

If you could look at the way the regulations were written in 1946 when the war ended, you’d be shocked to see they were far more liberal than they are now. Up until Halloween of 1992, if you came down with lung cancer, you’d get service connected for it-even if you smoked 3 packs a day. What the hey? They sold Marb Reds down at the PX for 13 ¢ a pack when I got to Nam. You could drink yourself into cirrhosis with dirt cheap booze up until 1990 and they’d give you 100% until the day you died and DIC to the oke san afterwards. In fact, you could shoot up heroin and get addicted and it was service connected until 1990.

So it should come as no surprise that each year we suffer some shrinkage of what we get paid for in the way of disabilities. This article touches on one such haircut they just gave to college benefits. I’m sure it won’t be the last either.

In addition, I’d like to show you an example of the old Thursday Rule. You’d think loss of use of the upper or lower extremities would be a simple test. Can you walk? Can you walk without falling down every few steps? Do you need your spouse or sig other to hold on to you to keep you from falling down? You’d think answering any one of those questions with a “no” would be a shoo-in for loss of use and entitlement to SMC at the L rate. Boy howdy would you feel stupid when you got denied.

I’ve been working with Johnny Vet here for quite some time to get him a rating for loss of use of his lower extremities. He came to me with the claim already in motion. Were it me, I’d have started out with aid and attendance first but you fight a war with the gun you were given.

John boy has gone up and down the ladder to the BVA a few times. I’m starting trip number 3. Interestingly, Secretary Denis the Menace said he had loss of use in a favorable finding of fact but kept denying him. I’m going to try out Sec. Doug and see what he says. Seems if they say you will be considered to have loss of use if any of the 3 descriptions of what loss of use consists of exist… then you do. See §4.63.

But now, in 2025,  loss of use is a Thursday Rule game.  Let me explain that. You file for loss of use and they ask you if you were born on a Thursday.  If so, then you qualify for  loss of use. But there’s one more little test first. Were you born in the AM or the PM? If you pass that test correctly, the next one is suddenly “inside or outside the continental US? Gradually, VA will weed out all the people that qualify and reduce their liability.

Here, Johnny has all the goodies. Complete paralysis of the peroneal nerves? Check. Drop foot? Check. Seems that would be the ticket. Not so fast, cowboy. You’re missing something but they won’t say exactly what. So you read further and see that you need some organic and trophic changes. The c&p exam says Roger that. Numb from the knees down and can’t feel shit. Your legs are shiny and hairless so that box is checked. But still no bucks in the bank. Seems you need someone (a doctor) to say you’d be equally well served by elective amputation below the knees and get fitted with suitable prostheses.

The phrase is so convoluted that doctors often think VA is saying you qualify if they cut them puppies off and fit you with plastic feet. So, in reality, you could be forced to crawl on all fours and technically never qualify because a VA c&p examiner would say you can still walk ambulate after a fashion.  Define walking. Is it accomplished with a cane? Denied. Is walking a danger but you can still do it for short distances like from the wheelchair to the toilet transfer? Denied. Do you kiss the concrete trying to go up a stairs? Use the wheelchair ramp and slow down. Denied. Next?

The fact is loss of use is harder to get than teaching your dog long division. Try it some time. Do you use a wheelchair? Doesn’t mean you have loss of use. Are you forced to use Canadian Crutches to walk? Bummer. You can still walk. Denied. About the only guaranteed way to win is to step on a Bouncing Betty and blow them dogs off completely. But that’s cheating. It’s actually loss of- not loss of use.

So, after going zero for 4 on this one, I decided to explain the rules to the Judge. If they deny it again, I think I can beat them up at the Court. At least that’s the game plan here. Grab a cold one and read this brief. Could be you’ll get some ideas on how to win your own battle for loss of use.

redact ex pgs LOU PRELIM

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GOIN’ UP THE COUNTRY–SAY THAT YOU WANNA GO.

I’m gonna leave this city, got to get awayAll this fussing and fighting, man, you know I sure can’t stay.

I remember hearing this song quite a bit in Southeast Asia. Canned Heat had its following but if you noticed, they had only one basic song with different lyrics. Standard jazz E-A-D progression. The humor in it all was “gonna leave this city, got to get away”. You couldn’t get much further away than the Republic of Vietnam. We were most always  200 klics east of Timbuckf_____gtu as near as I could figure. As for the fussin’ and fightin’ part of it, you couldn’t find more combat excitement  unless you had one of them fancy DeLoreans with a One gigawatt Flux Capacitor mounted on the trunk lid and dialed it back to The Battle of the Bulge in WWII.

For my birthday present, my son is taking me elk hunting in Idaho this coming week. All I have to do is watch. I’ll keep you posted if I bag one. The standard- news and film at 6. Cupcake will be holding down the LZ and taking my calls. Feel free to call if you have some catastrophe.  She just brought home a couple of rescue kittens who were homeless. Just what we need- a couple of furniture destroyers. Pickles is going to want to leave home.

Mostly, this was a great excuse to finally put a scope on a beautiful rifle my dad bought back in 1984 but never prepped for hunting. I took it down to Bass Pro Shop™ recently and had them mount a 3X9X40 Leupold on it. They were far more interested in buying it from me than selling me the scope. This thing is new-in-box like a blast from the past. I don’t think they even make them anymore in the model I have. In fact, there ain’t no ammo for it in Seattle. I had to order in from Midway™.

“It” is a Model Mark V .270 Weatherby Magnum. I must still be in shape. It took me 13 rounds to get it zeroed in. It packs a pretty good wallop but I don’t ache this morning. The ol’ boy who mounted it said he’d bore-sighted it in close enough to “get it on the paper”. He must own a paper mill. After 2 shots at a 36X36 satellite dish with no strikes at 150 yds. I sashayed back on up to the hacienda and grabbed a 4X8 sheet of plywood to give me some reference. At $5.47 a shot, I wanted to conserve ammo.

It’s high resolution- click on it for a closeup.

It was shooting 38 inches high and 34 inches right. That’s a shit ton of minutes of angle to fix in eleven shots and be certain you didn’t twitch slightly. I will say that once you apply anything more than about .015 foot pounds of pressure on the trigger, that round is long gone.

Now to discuss our favorite subject- VA. I would hope  everyone would chill out about starving to death for lack of a VA compensation check. Equally, I’d suggest we all step back and quit worrying about all the VA doctors and nurses quitting. The problem isn’t that the VA Poobahs are being a Dick. It’s primarily because VA isn’t willing to pay their employees livable wages. A civilian nurse can command about $130 K/year minimum if she’s hot. At VA, the same gal is going to have 4 times the workload for $85 K beginning wages fresh out of school. Lather, rinse and repeat for Psychologists to keep up with the horrendous PTSD cases. Or Doctors for all the DM II and Parkie’s. As it is, they can’t even keep up and have to farm them out to the local market… at market rates, mind you, just like steak and lobster at the restaurant. So how do you ever save money doing that?

Yes, they 86’d the AFGE union so the VA employees are now without. But to be honest, the AFGE was a toothless tiger. They came on bad and scary but that’s akin to a declawed cat. All hiss and no piss. VA employees can’t go on strike. Their paychecks keep pace with what the Government said a GS payscale would pay with COLA…and no more. VA skirted that with all these “performance pay” metrics or a big fat allowance to move Their SES personnel from DC to their new digs in Phoenix or Seattle. I’m seeing a different metric now. Seattle has had the same Director now for over ten years. No more Musical Chairs and an automatic bump up on the SES ladder every 3 years.

The big news I get from the legal jungle drums we litigators all listen to is a sudden rush of ratings decisions in the waning days of this current fiscal year ending September 30th. VA’s production levels soared to wondrous new heights never before seen but a well-known side effect of that is accuracy.  We all saw some real daisies emerge in the last days. I know VA is using AI but their AI machine is beginning to develop its own M 21 and autopen and make up new statutes and regulations I’ve never seen or heard of. Check out this one as one of many examples of what they’re cranking out.

RD 9.15.2025_Redacted

Sorry Roger. One a&a to a customer. No pyramiding. You’ll notice every rating decision on that one above has a supportive cite to a controlling reg but the “one to a customer” finding of fact doesn’t.  That’s readily explainable because there isn’t one. It’s a pure fig newton of someone’s fervid, feverish imagination.  But then they let some ol’ GS 14 step 5 RVSR crank out 85,300 ratings decisions-every one of them a grant- at the rate of 4.5 minutes per signature… for a couple years or more and never bat an eyelash. Go Philly. I understand there are also going to be an inevitable shit ton of CUE notifications going out directly giving a haircut to some of you. I’ll also take a wild guess and say they’ll all emanate from Philly too.

The good news from Quantico is the military is going to begin focusing again on what they do best- killing people. No more morbidly obese generals. No more Pronouns 101 or the correct polite phraseology to say ‘no!’ to those recalcitrant Russians about this Ukraine misunderstanding. No more 5 pushups for you ma’m but 50 for for them SFs, Rangers and the SEAL Teams. No more sex change operations. The only sex surgery will be for those unfortunate souls who come down with that incurable social disease we used to call the Black VD. Them ol’ boys will still get a free testicle enucleation to cure them forever. Or some gal who wishes to get her tubes tied or a mastectomy for breast cancer. But that’s military shit. We’re Veterans now so that really doesn’t get in to our wheelhouses, right?

As for deploying the Nasty Guard to cities? Again, that isn’t what we deal with here. We do jokes and VA claims-not necessarily in that order. We demand equality of humor. Our motto is Win or Die. As for the future of VA, I’m confident they will stumble through this period of revamping their procedures, ceasing their All Hands on Deck fly-ins for VA training events in Orlando on December 21-24 and their famous Halloween Karaoke Sing offs in Omaha. What the hey? The VA compensation tables are a study in poverty in this day and age. Washington State just announced the new minimum pay per hour come 2026 is $17.00/hour. In Seattle proper, it’s already $21.06/hour.

As an interesting footnote, at our recent DC conferences, we heard VA is looking at the SMC rates with an eye toward raising the per-month levels. Adult daycare is getting frightfully expensive. Visiting Angels™ is right out unless you’re at SMC T.

Closing on a brighter note before I put on my facepaint and camo and go out killing poor defenseless elk, I just bagged a great Barry bump case all the way from SMC L to R1. Relax. Of course we’re going for R 2. I just like to corral the R 1 first without appearing overtly greedy. Always remember. This is like a horseshoe ambush with a complete ring of inward-facing Claymores with one clacker. When the dust settles, only then do you complete the second half- i.e., go in and make sure everyone is down and doesn’t get up. My LRRP buddy says they used to call that “Giving everybody a third eye”. Yeah. That’s Ed’s lived experience. 11B40speak.

Redact R1 Barry style

At asknod, we don’t subscribe to being nice with VA employees any more than they play nice with us. Legal bullets and hand grenades are cheap. My dying clients deserve aggressive representation- and they get it from us. This ‘don’t poke the bear’ mentality being preached by DAV, VFW and AmLeg is pure crap. You never win by sitting by the phone or the mailbox waiting and it’s a guaranteed way to stay at 60% until you die.

And that’s the way it is at LZ Grambo Sunday October 5 in the year of our Lord, 2025.

 

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LAWSUIT AGAINST VETERANS GUARDIAN LLC

I think it’s time we, not as litigators, but as Veterans, acknowledge the truth. As many of you know, or maybe many of you do not know, in 2007, while trying to win my claim for VA benefits, I decided to read every BVA decision I could find going back to 1992. I focused on Hepatitis C because that was what I sought. I winnowed out the thousands of denials from the handful of grants and discovered one thing in common amongst the winners. Each and every Veteran had a nexus letter. I then went to the CAVC website and read every panel decision from 1989 to 2000. Bingo! Caluza vs. Brown. Each BVA decision cited Caluza as their predicate for granting. 

This was the Rosetta Stone we’d been lacking since the War of Northern Aggression. From there I began helping (not preparing and mailing out) other Veterans by telling them what they lacked. I wrote a book in 2012 to herald this important finding. When I became accredited in 2015, I happened to run into the folks at Mednick Associates at a legal conference. They were in the business of helping Veterans obtain these needed nexus letters-but only by objective, carefully analyzed methods universally recognized as being legally legitimate and free of any fraudulent techniques.

And here we are today. Everybody but Micky Mantle’s mom seems to be in the business of providing these letters to Veterans… for a price. To say they are objective and free of trickery and artifice would be like trying to turn the truth into a rubber band. Recently, we (many of my fellow litigators from a legal four-letter acronym consortium who prefer I do not besmirch their good name) received a warning from one of these outfits threatening legal lawsuits if we continue to call them “claims sharks” or aver they are breaking the law.

So, this morning, my electronic inbasket doth overflow with the revelation that Vets Guardian© may be in deep doo doo. Seems some ol’ Judge down in North Carolina is fixin’ to proceed with a federal False Claims Act lawsuit against this “VA Claims Preparer”. I reckon they pissed off one of their partners in crime who worked for the outfit. This is a whistleblower claim- the ones that have a lot of mustard on the hotdog worth taking a gander at.

Simply put, we’re not allowed to charge a Veteran a dime if we win his claim without a fight. If VA decides to deny the claim, why, then, the gloves come off and we fight to the mat to win. If, or rather  I guess I should say, when, we win, we are permitted to charge a far-smaller amount for the period of the claim from denial to the day of the win. 20% is the norm. Bigwigs like Hill and Ponton or Bergmann and Moore might charge 30% but the truth is, in the civilian ambulance-chasing world of personal injury, 40% is the norm and some go for 45-50%.

Sure, DAV and the rest  of the VSOs will do it for free at the Agency level but everyone knows that’s like stopping at an Interstate highway rest area for the free coffee even if you don’t have to pee. You get what you pay for-or, in their case, what you didn’t pay for. Vets Guardian, and their ilk have a far higher monetary incentive for doing this. The hook, in many instances, is it’s free…unless you win. Then you have to pay- even if VA didn’t fight you and deny. The going rate seems to be uniform. They want 5 months of the increase-period. Think about that. If you were a 0% for hearing loss and you suddenly advance to 100% P&T for bent brain syndrome, you’re gonna get retro. 100% (married) equals $4,044.91 per month. If it took a year to win, that’s $20,225.00 you owe your “facilitator”.

Now, I’ve written about this in the past as I’ve watched it develop. Most recently these sharks have put forth the plaint of Rodney King- “Can’t we all just get along?” Or, translated, “Can’t we continue to screw Vets via an alternate pathway parallel to VSOs and VA Attorneys/ Agents without having to be accredited? ” This is what the new VA Choice Act is all about. To assuage their umbrage at being referred to as sharks, perhaps I should tone down my strident words and call them “facilitators”. Sherpas? Interested Medical Observers who wish to help poor Veterans?

Whatever you choose to call them, they are actively schmoozing Congressmen/women- mostly Republican ones- into sanctioning this travesty. If this were just a semantic argument over terminology, it wouldn’t be so touchy. But the facilitators know full well they are blatantly breaking the law and continue because Congress is too lazy to fix it and fence them out. Or prosecute them. Until today. Check this out.

Court Permits Whistleblower Lawsuit Alleging Nationwide Fraud by Veterans Guardian and Three Individuals to Proceed

Now, don’t get me wrong. I’m not advocating that we, as Attorneys and Agents recognized by VA, desire to corner the market ourselves and enjoy our own financial fiefdom. I think I speak for all VA Attorneys and Agents when I say I want Vets to win any way they can- but legally. Someone with a psychology degree from East Bumfork University in Egypt who will write up a DBQ for you saying you’re totally bugf__ky and qualify for 100% for $20,000 is okay with me but is he above board?

The VA’s compensation system is predicated heavily on credibility and competence. Remove either one of those building blocks and the sand castle comes tumbling down. We depend on the legitimacy of the Mednick-style IMO system. Certainly, there are others besides Mednick, but the system relies on honesty, not a contrived system whereby you can purchase a nexus like you would a car.

Up to now, I was willing to buy into the basic tenet that  claims sharks’ IMOs were legitimate simply because I didn’t have any concrete proof they weren’t. I’ve seen some high flyers from doctors I won’t mention out loud here that stopped short of blaming alien abduction, but until now, no one inside the industry had come out and said the Emperor was naked.

This changes the nexus topography dramatically. We’ll keep you posted on this North Carolina Necktie Party as it develops.

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EXPOSED VET ZOOM VIDEO SHOW THURSDAY 9/18/25

Veterans John Stacy and Ray Cobb have invited me to join another up-and-coming Veterans Advocate Jenny Lohnes tomorrow night at 1900 Hrs East Coast. I asked John if he’d like to call her and invite her on to talk to Veterans before we all headed to DC. I had the pleasure of meeting her and her husband in D.C last week. Litigating for Veterans doesn’t require being one but if sure helps when you want someone to cover your six. 

Jenny has taken the “course” that entitles her to rightfully be called a SMC Jedi Knight. She just drew first blood on one several weeks ago. So, when John asked if I’d like to join in, I was honored. I’m gonna shut up and let Jenny talk. She’s going to be a driving force in this business long after I’m gone.

Meet Jenny Lohnes- Jedi Knight

I’m hoping John and Ray let us talk about our recent legal convention in DC last week. Since I’ve been sanctioned by them for using nasty words like gook, Victor Charlie, Uncle Charlie, dinks and slopes which were part of our contemporary language 55 years ago, I’m no longer permitted to have their name grace my asknod blog. Seems lived experiences only apply to famous people.  It might also seem I’m persona non grata all over town. Hadit and VBN 86’d me years ago. I don’t remember all the others but it probably has something to do with telling the unvarnished truth about VA claims. Either that or my Tourette’s Syndrome condemns me to this social purgatory.

At any rate, bust out the brewskis or your favorite adult poison, grab a bag of Lay’s and kick back and enjoy what goes on behind that green curtain in the VA Land of Oz. Here’s the link:

https://riverside.fm/studio/exposed-vet-productions?token=c01031ccaed562cb010654c194c934bef09e28ba

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HOW MANY TIMES MUST A CANNONBALL FLY?

Greetings. I just got back from Washington, DC. Cupcake and I gathered with the faithful of our Veterans Legal Group to absorb new ideas on how to whup the VA at their own poker game. We left early so we’d have time to visit my father who is parked across the river on the front lawn of Mary Anna Randolph Lee (nee Custis). Mary, of course, was the wife of Lt. General Robert E. Lee. Seems the Union was so miffed at them deciding to throw in with the south that they declared eminent domain over the estate and started burying their war dead there.

 My dad is buried down in Section 60, #8658 right near the intersection of Bradley and McArthur Drive. Section 60 is generally associated with the Persian Gulf War. Dad’s gravesite is right on the edge of the the majority of Afstan and Iraq casualties. It’s a 14 -acre square known as the “Saddest Acre in America.” I reckon I second that emotion.

If you all are ever in the neighborhood, why, sashay on over and offer your respects. I’d be mighty obliged if you do. We’ll be back some time next Spring to bury his wife (my stepmother) Vivian on the other side of the tombstone as is customary. She passed last September but, as you know, getting a date for the caisson and horses from VA’s Cemetery Commission takes about as long as getting a TBI claim done these days.

Where Heroes are remembered

I disremembered how far a hike it was from the Visitor Engagement Center where they make you enter now. Consequently, Cupcake wore the wrong footwear and ended up with some nasty blisters on her heels. When we buried Dad, we came down from the Fort Lee Post Chapel where the service was held. It’s a lot shorter but because of terrorist threats nowadays, we have to go through the metal detector. Seems that’s becoming more and more a problem nowadays. Too bad they didn’t make everyone go through one to attend Charlie Kirk’s get together out in Utah this week or he’d still be alive.

Funny thing was the last time I went to ANC back in February 2018, I’d planned on putting an airline bottle of Johnny Black in front of his tombstone but got busted at the metal detector. I guess there’s a no booze rule inside the wire.

Cupcake

Yesterday, the day after our conferences concluded, we went down to the Wall to say hi to a few of my buds. Turns out one of Deb’s classmates (Larry L. Fincher) from her high school was etched into the wall as well. Since I’m pretty forgetful at times, we didn’t do any rubbings of names. I’d probably misplace them for posterity anyway. What the Hey? A picture is worth a thousand of them.

 

Major General Bob Worley, my dad’s replacement as Vice Commander of 7th AF. Shot down by a SAM up north of  Da Nang 7/23/1968. His son and I went to school together.

Capt. Park Bunker Raven 23 shot down and executed while surrendering with his GIB near the Plain des Jarres 12/30/1970

Lt. Charles “Chuck” Engle Raven 26 2/22/1971 somewhere between Alternate and Wattay (L 08)

From there we hiked over to the Lincoln Memorial and wrecked Deb’s feet some more. I haven’t been in there since I was a Cub Sprout back in 1959 on a field trip with Den 4. It brings back lots of memories. I was born and raised in DC, 7 Corners and Annandale. Seems Dad kept drawing the Short straw and getting assigned to Fort Five Sides again and again.

For He Who Shall Have Borne the Battle…

I love Washington. It’s a thrill a minute with statues and memorials to everything. On another outing when I was a Cub Scout, we took a magic marker and ran up the steps of the Wash. Monument. On about the 59th floor we three Stephen Sheehey, David Herres and I autographed the wall. I’m sure that’s history. Someone told me the stairs are closed to pedestrian traffic now anyway.

This trip required every spare inch of space in my computer bag and suitcase. Cupcake needed eight (8) (kow) (huit) (tàm) pairs of shoes. It goes without saying that if every pair were packed in her suitcase, there would be no room for clothes. As it was, I had to cut back to only one extra pair of pants and a sports shirt to make room. She would have been better off if she’d ditched the high heels and packed the tenny runners. but far be it from moi to point out that oversight.

The Jenny Gump Memorial Wading Pool

One important fact I learned is that if you folks select a hearing at the BVA with new submission of evidence at the BVA, you’re in for a loooong wait unless you’re advanced on the docket. It seems they’re not following the rules and deciding each Docket in the order submitted. This would explain why my widow gal Jeannie from back in Tennessee has been waiting since her April 2024 hearing for her DIC decision. To say it isn’t fair is a gross understatement. She began her quest in 2015 when he passed. We filed the 10182 in 2020 requesting the hearing.

And that’s the way it is, September 14, 2025.

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BVA– R2 FOR ALL THE MARBLES AND AN ODE TO COMBAT LOUIE

Honest to God, I have had clients who deserved the highest ratings VA can offer yet the Agency turns a blind eye to them or insists they are good to go. In the instant case here, I fought one battle after another insisting this ol’ boy deserved R1 at the very least and most likely R2. Unlike VSO representatives, I tend to refrain from filing 18-wheeler claims. You know- the ones where you need an extra sheet on the 526 to list all the claims. VA tends to deny the need for aid and attendance before they adjudicate the disease or injury that provokes the need for it. Same game here. Read on. 

Since it’s Labor Day weekend, my humor gene is in full bloom. I simply can’t resist irritating that gal Karen (her real baptismal name) who comes here to vocalize her dissatisfaction with the Orange Man. It began with her hatred of Justice Brett Kavanaugh and hasn’t abated ever since. Attempting to talk reason with her is a fool’s errand. Regardless, no one sane can object to him (except her) when considering America’s latest addition to the Court.

Now let’s analyze Jimbo. He’s a Veteran of the US Air Force like me. Unlike me, he managed to keep his nose clean and get out with a clean discharge. He served from 68 to 72 and did a year in Nam. From his health, it’s clear he ate, breathed and managed to bathe in his fair share of Agents Orange, White and Blue.

Jim’s code sheet_Redacted

He has had above the knee amputations on both legs (DM II)and his heart is plumb tuckered out. With these two presumptives alone, you’d think I could get him up to at least R1. The poor guy has more wrong with him than he does right. Think of everything Diabetes can do to you and you get the picture. Hypertension? Check. Diabetic Nephropathy. Check. And on and on. Being bedridden, I guess I don’t need to go into the subject of bedsores.

A fellow VA Agent referred him to me and I foolishly thought I could wave my magic SMC wand and get him up to the top licketyspit. Shoo doggies. This was going to be a cakewalk, right? No legs from above the knees down? This was going to be easier than fishing with E. I. Dupont Nemours’ most famous Bass lure (the M 26). My hubris was quickly extinguished. It began when I filed for SC for the Ischemic Heart Disease (IHD) and a few other things. I carefully explained that the Jimmeister would need special transportation to his c&p exam due to the fact that his lower extremities wouldn’t reach the pedals in his car. Well, that and the fact that he had no vehicle and was residing in an institution of higher care for those extremely disabled.

A Grunt with a long history of M 26s

I also asked his daughter to call the VA’s Prize Redemption line (827-1000) and ask them how they wanted to arrange this transportation paradox. Check this out.

Jim’s request for ambulance_Redacted

I guess I don’t need to tell you they ignored his daughter and marked him down as a no-show. And of course promptly confirmed and continued his three (3) current SMC Ks the same day. Yep. Two amputated legs equals an SMC L in every case I’d ever dealt with up to now but here, because he’d had the amputations at different times, the boys at Fort Fumble in San Diego looked at it differently and called it two Ks. I finally had to scream foul and ask for a do over. The second time, they sent an ambulance over to the tune of $775 and then tried to bill him for it. It took an email to Secretary Denis to fix that one.

AirAm Helio Courier at Pakse (1969)

But nevertheless, reasonable medical minds at VA could only concur that Ol’ Jimbo was dogging it. He didn’t need aid and attendance because, well hell’s bells, he was already getting SMC in a slightly different way. Look at that shit ton of Ks he was sporting. Can’t have these trailer trash Veterans pyramiding the SMC system and sucking up all that baksheesh that rightfully should be going into the Christmas Party fund to offset the cost of renting the Karaoke machines. With suitable prostheses, he could probably enter the Boston Marathon… and win.

And so I set sail for the BVA and greener pastures. I wasn’t asking for anything special. Just  a) loss of use of the uppers; b) a&a for PTSD; and c) a&a for his COPD. Winning an R2 was not uppermost in my mind. It would be the inevitable outcome in a perfect world but we don’t enjoy that luxury. And speaking of uppermost in my mind, who’s the ignorant slut who disgorged the phrase “top of mind”? It sounds like woke DEI shit.

Imagine my joy to have the luck of the draw and getting Veterans Law Judge Danette Mincey. She’s a former Navy JAG so there’s that. In my world, I’d much prefer to have a Veteran as a Judge than a civilian. In six short pages, she got this puppy sorted and didn’t waste time remanding it back to the chuckleheads down in southern Cal for another Texas Necktie Party. Paraphrased, she pretty much said “Make it so, Numbah One and be quick about it.”

VLJ Danette Mincey-Queen for a Day

What’s curious is that three weeks later (Friday last), the VA hierarchy at the OAR announced the SMC Calculator won’t compute it and rejects the BVA’s assignment of R2. You can almost hear Elvis’ voice singing, “Return to Sender; Address unknown; No such number; No such zone.” If you folks will recall, the VA’s OIG  discovered (several months ago) the SMC Calculator has been broken since 2019.  That’s funny because that was also the advent of the new AMA process. I guess the Poobahs in San Diego didn’t get the email yet. What’s even worse is no one in the VBA knows how to do it manually- e.g., read 38 CFR §3.350.

8.12.2025 R2_Redacted

So now we wait for someone with the authority to piss on the fire and call in the dogs before the Jimster reaches room temperature…

What can I say? In war, men and dogs are like peas and carrots.

And now let’s talk about Combat Craig. I don’t have a hard on for the poor guy. In fact, in retrospect, now that I know the circumstances, I realize he was nothing more than a pawn of the VA just like all folks who aspire to help Vets. First off, let’s get this straight. His name wasn’t Craig. It was Louis Bauer. He died on August 10 of this year when he did a header going down the steps to the Combat Craig Control Bunker in his basement. That’s the repository of all his headgear. Secondly, just for the record, Louie wasn’t a combat Vet. I wouldn’t go so far as to say he was exhibiting symptoms of stolen valor but there it is. I don’t call myself Combat Alex. Call me Buckwheat or Grahamcracker. Just don’t call me late for dinner.

Part of the Apres-Tet party in Hue

I have no idea whether he was under the influence of adult beverages or not. That’s immaterial. What is material to me is why anyone would forego using their real name. Sure. I used Asknod for years until I got my 20-year pin from VA. At that point they couldn’t reduce me for all my ratings and punish me for speaking out about VA’s gross ineptitude. But Louie could have had just as much oomph under his real moniker. Turns out the guy pulling the marionette strings and making the majority of the dough was named Craig. Seems like that falls into the Roseanne Roseannadana category of “It always goes to show it’s something, right?”

Note the ol’ boy on the left had his dogtags taped together so as not to make a bunch of racket out in the field.

Louie and I actually had a lot in common. We were both in the Air Force and both got kicked out for misbehaving. We both got a General Discharge (DD 257) under honorable conditions. Rumor has it that Louie was rated for PTSD and tinnitus. How that qualified him for his Utube gig is beyond my ken.

But I don’t like to speak unkindly about the dead. I’m sure Louie thought he was well-versed in VA law and convinced that it was a bad idea to “poke the bear”. But in the real world of VA litigation, you will never get to SMC at any level unless you’re willing to stab the proverbial bear to death.

Think about it. Perseverance in this game is the touchstone of winning. If you give up on your first denial, you concede they’re right. Since we know they have a 74% error rate in everything they touch, it stands to reason you may have to appeal to the Danette Minceys in life to get it right. What the Hey? That’s what the BVA is for. Ditto the CAVC when they refuse to listen below.

So, this Labor Day, join me in hoisting your beers and your shots of single malt high and offer a toast to ol’ Louie. I’m sure he meant well. Think about it. If it wasn’t for the wealth of misinformation he vomited up over the years, VA litigators like me would be either out of a job or forced to consider a second gig at Only Fans®. I’m just trying to imagine how to monetize my disfigured abdomen…

I’d also like you to consider your own mortality this weekend. I look at Keith Richards and Willy Nelson and think holy shit. How did they survive this long? Then I think about Richard Simmons and thank my lucky stars I didn’t squander my whole life exercising. Amen.

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BVA–R1 WITH ONLY ONE L

I would have named this one Back Door Man by Jim Morrison of the Doors but it didn’t involve an extramarital affair. I will say, this is a first for me because prior to this,  you’d have needed a perfect storm to get this benefit. I had no cases  with quite so many service connected conditions that could benefit via the “backdoor SMC P” technique. Well, that is, until the Barry v. McDenis the Menace Fed Circus Decision- Barry v. McDonough, 101 F.4th 1348 Fed. Cir. (2024)- permitting endless half step bumps under §3.350(f)(3). Correction. Endless half-step bumps like this case until you hit the wall at SMC O. Read on.

In a grand effort to confuse us, the Secretary chose the term “SMC at the maximum rate” at some time in the distant past. To Joe average Vet, maximum translates into Boone and Crockett points or actually getting the Power Ball on top of the other six numbers. However, truth be told, the maximum rate is actually SMC at the O rate. It’s some serious baksheesh. Don’t get me wrong. A married Vet with an empty nest draws $6903.42.

It’s just that an Afstan Vet from 2008 with TBI and SMC at the T rate with a chestfeeder and three rugpersons can get north of $11,506.15 a month. From where I stand, $11.5 K beats $6.9K every time just like a full house beats two pair. Maybe the VA defines maximum like the rearview mirror does on your car door. Objects may appear larger than they actually are…

But let’s talk about Mark. Mark was a 95 Bravo 20. For those of you uninitiated into MOS, that’s a military po-liceman. As boots-on-the-ground Vets like us know, these guys almost always ended up being employed as an 11 Bravo 10 when the Long Binh Repo Depot ran out of Infantrymen. But hey. They usually got a CIB and an ArCom so they can’t bitch too loudly. Well, unless they caught a dose of lead poisoning.

Mark did his Eleven months and 28 days, snagged 4 bronze stars on his VCM and made it home in one piece… or so he thought. Now he’s the poster child for Agent O. Chronic Lymphocytic Lymphoma (CLL), Parkie’s, DM II, PN in all four extremities, PTSD, gee did I miss anything? Yep. OSA, a bunch of musculoskeletal shit and loss of use (LOU) of all four extremities. He got his wheelchair driver’s license almost a decade ago.

I filed him for the LOU of the uppers and lowers and rolled one last Hootch popper in low on the floor- aid and attendance for the CLL. I figured that would get their attention the most. It did. Mark’s been pursuing an old Legacy claim for the PN in his lower extremities and one hand since 2010. It’s now in the second SSOC iteration and headed back to the Board. So, in our new AMA world, a claim for LOU of the extremities cannot exist in space at the same time as an antique request for a higher rating concerning your legs (due not to Parkie’s but to DM II) from 10% to 20% for the finite period of 2010 to 2014 when they increased it to 20%.

So I sat back and began to contemplate my navel. The first thing was VA declared a CUE over the old award for a&a back in 2023. They suddenly decided to start “gifting” us the bumps under §3.350(f)(3) and (f)(4). Instead of a&a, Mark was gifted a bump from SMC L for a&a to SMC M for his 100% CLL which VA said didn’t need a&a. Actually, they screwed up and gave him M 1/2 but who’s counting anyway. It wasn’t R1- that’s for sure.

How do you make lemonade out of these lemons? Adding vodka would be one method. Get drunk and give up on ever seeing R1? Oh hell no. I came from the Win or Die™ Combat School of VA law. With the Barry precedence and Mark’s code sheet, I cobbled together what I thought was a pretty good backdoor way to sneak up on the chowderheads. This was almost as fun as dropping CBU 26-49 (cluster bomb unit with 665 individual bomblets- half of which were 45-minute delayed fuses) up in Laos where… Togetherweneverserved.©

SMC M plus another 50% or greater rating , separate and distinct from the index need for a&a (Parkie’s) equals SMC M 1/2. Lather, rinse and repeat three times with three ratings that are different from Parkie’s and you have SMC N 1/2. Add in SMC K for loss of use of Winky and you have what we refer to as the ‘maximum rate of SMC at the P rate”. If by some offbeat chance you arrive as the maximum P, you automatically “jump” to SMC O.

Col. Sgt. Major with the CIB in the wrong place and the medals upside down.

Now, here’s the sleight of hand that allows you to bump up to R1 with only one SMC between the rates of SMC L and N. §3.350(h) permits you to utilize your original a&a for the Parkie’s as the entrance ticket (with the O) to get to SMC R1. Who ever said you can’t pyramid your VA ratings?  We’ve discussed in earlier blogs how you could be blind and get an L. Then you could have mega bent brain and need a&a to get a second L. Two Ls equals O. As long as one of the Ls is for a&a, you advance to Boardwalk and collect R1. Here, the second L is that mythical, formerly unattainable maximum rate of SMC P which converted to O.

Now, I realize the above is about as clear as the Mississippi River to most Veterans. SMC is like trying to learn Greek and Latin at the same time. Relax. You don’t have to understand. There are SMC Jedi Knights out there just waiting to lead you to riches-assuming you qualify. And by SMC Knights, I am not referring to a very large swath of folks who profess to be VA law gurus. There aren’t exactly a shit ton of us out there.  This is an art form- like waiting until you get all the gooks into the kill zone before the three pumps on the clacker. But the results are every bit  as predictable as the sun rising tomorrow morning.

So, here’s my opening gambit

redact a&a filed 10.14.2024 –

Here’s the bag of lemons they handed us .

redact CUE Retro for M 5.09.2025

Here’s the Barry bump flanking maneuvre to go around them and do it with only one SMC at the L rate;

redact BVA 10182 Filed 5.17.2025

I really expected I’d pancaked on this one because it was distributed to a Judge about a week or two after I sent it in. Usually, it’s gonna be a denial and get done in no time flat like this. Big Ticket items like SMC are analyzed like a Rubik’s Cube® from every angle to find a way to legally poke holes in it.  Turns out it was nothing more than my old friend Veterans Law Judge Jon Hager just itching to write a good Barry Bump decision.  I like Judge Hager. Him ‘n me are like peas and carrots.

Redact R1 Barry style

So… another happy ending here in the unicorn world of SMC where everyone’s a winner except for the chuckleheads down at the corner of 810 Delay and Deny Ave. NW. I wish to thank Mark for allowing me to be the one to make a speshull flavor of Lemonade for him. This is better than Leroy MacKlem’s adventures in CUE. Today’s teaching lesson is “Be careful when you declare a CUE because it can provoke unexpected downstream complications.”

P.S. We’re doing a Zoom TV show this Thursday evening at 1900 Eastern Time with John  Stacy and Ray Cobb of Exposed Veterans if anyone is interested.

Here’s the link:

https://riverside.fm/studio/exposed-vet-productions?token=3a179102156285a045fa8cab9afe461599a346b9

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PACT ACT–AO=PRESUMPTIVE HYPOTHYROIDISM

Contributor and reader Brian from the easterly reaches of our great state of Washington, also called the “other Washington”, asks me to bloviate on hypothyroidism à la Agent L’orange. Of course, there are other ways you can develop hypothyroidism and I’m currently doing one for reader and current client Calvin. He had the misfortune of undergoing a year of Interferon treatment to “cure” Hepatitis C. It was successful inasmuch as he no longer has Hep C. The downside is the long list of secondary conditions caused by the Interferon therapy to include arthralgias., occasional nausea, Hypothyroidism– status post hyperthyroidism with enucleation surgery to remove the thyroid, Diabetes Mellitus type II, PN etc. etc. etc.

The short thirty six-year history of  Agent Orange in the judicial news stems not from a Veterans Court (CAVC) decision but the 9th Circuit Court of Appeals sitting in San Francisco in 1987- two years before its (CAVC’s) inception . Say what you will about them, pro or con, but, like a broken clock, the 9th gets it right some of the time. Like the recent holding throwing out California’s background checks for ammunition. In this case, Beverly Nehmer and nine other Veteran’s wives or surviving spouses sued the VA to comply with the 9th Fed Circus class action lawsuit over what AO does to you and won a huge victory for all of us Vietnam Vets and their surviving spouses. Even I am a Nehmer-class member and have hypothyroidism at 30%.

They’ve been adding to the AO list ever since 1989. 2001 saw VA add DM II. 2010 saw IHD, Parkie’s and hairy b-cell leukemia, and in 2021 they added hypothyroidism, bladder cancer and Parkinsonism (a different diagnosis of Parkie-like symptoms).  Unfortunately, they’re also handing out 0% ratings for it  (hypothyroidism) with no c&p exams. To them, it’s a nothing burger like hypertension. Unless your blowing a continuous 210/180 on the BP meter, you get a 0%.  I’ve found, if you bring your prescription bottle of Levothyroxine in and are wearing a heavy sweatshirt in July, that they award 30% as a default setting.

Let me give you an example of the retro capabilities of  Nehmer law. I got a client back in 2020 named Harry. He augered in last August but I got him everything and the DIC for his wife. He came down with something in 1998  that appeared to waddle like Parkie’s, quack like Parkie’s and for all the world exhibited all of the plumage of Parkie’s. His civvie doctors were all over the map about the diagnosis from restless leg syndrome to some kind of residuals of a cerebrovascular accident. In 2002, he filed for Parkie’s and VA told him to piss off-politely, of course. TY4YS. Next?

He came back in 2010 after Parkie’s was added to the Nehmer list and after a 2-year battle, got his service connection. He came to me for SMC R mostly. But, under §3.816(c), I also got him a 60% rating back to his 2002 filing for it. But, if it were for hypertension due to AO under the PACT Act, if you had filed for hypertension back in 2002 and lost, and you won service connection in 2025, you cannot avail yourselves of the Nehmer retroactivity clause in §3.816.  Your absolute earliest effective date, absent a previous CUE, will be the date of claim. Period. Now let’s talk about what you -Johnny Vietnam Vet- can get for your hypothyroidism as a VA rating.

If you look at the top of my widgets above, you’ll see 38USC/38CFR LINKS.  If you go to 38CFRs and click on Part 4, Schedule for rating Disabilities, §4.119 Schedule of Ratings-endocrine system shows hypothyroidism under DC 7903. To qualify for 100%, you’ll need:

Hypothyroidism manifesting as myxedema (cold intolerance, muscular weakness, cardiovascular involvement (including, but not limited to hypotension, bradycardia, and pericardial effusion), and mental disturbance (including, but not limited to dementia, slowing of thought and depression))

Let’s parse this in Veteranspeak. Any time you see an ‘and’, it means you need all the ingredients to get the 100%. We call that conjunctive as in you need everything listed to win. If you see the word ‘or’, then any subset mentioned is the only requirement. We call that dysjunctive. Here, to qualify for 1oo%, you’ll need not just myxedema (well-diagnosed with some of the symptoms mentioned like cold intolerance or cardiovascular shit etc.) but also mental disturbance. Again, mental disturbance can include at least one of the symptoms listed such as slowing of thought and depression. You might have dementia or you may not. But you will need, at the very least, slowing of thought and depression diagnosed.

So, you see the parameters for 100%. It’s what I’d call a multifactorial requirement much like DM II. If you have it (DM II) and can manage to steer clear of McDonald’s™ most of the time, you get 10%. If you can’t avoid McDonald’s and use Metformin or have to shoot up Insulin at least once per day, you get to 20%. If you need to be supervised on your diet (like getting your jaw wired shut), have your activities regulated and are using Insulin, you get to 40%. Etc. etc. etc. to 100%. Each increase in rating is due to a higher level of complication of the index disease and progressive medical intervention. So too, hypothyroidism.  Just kidding about wiring the jaw, guys. But that is not the end of the matter. Look at Note (1).

After six months, just like a heart attack, or as the regulation says, “crisis stabilization“, VA is going to call you in for a new c&p exam to measure what you still have wrong after massive infusions of Levothyroxine-also called Cytomel®. If your eyes are still bugged out, they have a rating for that. If you are having major digestive issues like GERD or mild Crohn’s/ulcerative colitis read as Irritable Bowel Syndrome, or the mental disorders mentioned above, they’re supposed to rate on those at that time. VA always seems to disremember the 6-month review unless you’re getting 100%. If they gave you a 0%, you’ll have to ask for your 6 month check up most times.

VA is required to rate each and every one of these remaining conditions based on the residual symptoms separately under the §4.25(b) guidance. Sadly, you will probably have to be your own advocate to get any meaningful traction. Most c&p clinicians don’t have a clue what hypothyroidism does to you other than to look for a scar and give you 0% under DC 7802. To most of these FNP wannabe doctors, Myxedema probably brings to mind an iced Hispanic cocktail involving a shit ton of Tequila and coconut rum and a bar full of 6’2″ buff NFL dudes with six-pack abs. Well, that or the medical condition known as the ‘illness for which there is no sympathy’ the next morning (hangover).

So, moving on, the only other possibility offered under DC 7903 is a potential 30% compensation-wise. This is important to note because VA is almost monolithic about handing out 0% ratings when you win. Uh-oh. There is no 0% rating offered on 7903. VA is guaranteed to always fall back on §4.31 and say

§ 4.31 Zero percent evaluations.

In every instance where the schedule does not provide a zero percent evaluation for a diagnostic code, a zero percent evaluation shall be assigned when the requirements for a compensable evaluation are not met.

But then again, look at Note (2). Even the 30% rating has this requirement for a follow-up c&p to re rate you…

Note (2): This evaluation shall continue for six months after initial diagnosis [of 30%]. Thereafter, rate residuals of disease or medical treatment under the most appropriate diagnostic code(s) under the appropriate body system (e.g., eye, digestive, mental disorders).

So, the logical interpretation of this is twofold. If… if you have a diagnosed mental condition that encompasses any of the terms dementia/slowing of thought/ depression… AND you also have a diagnosed cold intolerance  with a touch of weird, quasi-serious cardiovascular symptoms- post-thyroidectomy or not-then, by definition, you have a diagnosis of myxedema. And, if so, it follows that you are entitled to 100%… unless you get better as mentioned in the above “crisis stabilization” protocol. For the record, to me crisis stabilization would be a thyroidectomy or the radioactive poison isotope route to nuke it. Either way, you’re going from hyper to hypo permanently. But if you never get the Cytomel, you’re gonna be 100%… or way worse.

So, being the Veteran’s advocate that I am, let’s drag out an old CAVC decision I’m fond of. Remember Jones v. Shinseki, 26 Vet.App. 56, 63 (2012)?

The Court held that the veteran is entitled to a rating based upon his unmedicated condition – that is, the higher disability evaluation – if the effects of medication are not explicitly mentioned under the applicable diagnostic code of the rating schedule  condition.

The Secretary has demonstrated in other DCs that he is aware of how to include the effect of medication as a factor to be considered when rating a particular disability. See, e.g., 38 C.F.R. § 4.71a, DC 5025 (2012) (10% rating for fibromyalgia requires symptoms “[t]hat require continuous medication for control”); 38 C.F.R. § 4.97, DC 6602 (2012) (rating criteria for bronchial asthma). The Secretary’s failure to include the effects of medication as a criterion to be considered under DC 7312 while including such effects as criteria under other DCs must therefore be read as a deliberate choice.

Nowhere in the four corners of DC 7903 can I find the word ‘medication’. “Crisis stabilization” is so broad a term that it could encompass Tuesday night 1900 Hrs Kumbaya meetings with fellow PTSD/MDD Vets down at the local Vets Center in town.  You all get together and help stabilize Bob who’s going off the deep end again ’cause his pet tarantula died. Perhaps it could it be said that if you had a brain fog (slowing of thought) condition secondary to hypothyroidism that was impervious to treatment and ratable at 70% wouldn’t that mean you have not yet reached their defined plateau of crisis stabilization? Or put another way, what percentage of rating is normally commensurate when you finally achieve crisis stabilization? To VA, that will always be 0% from where I sit in the cheap seats. But boy howdy you could drive a three-trailer semi through that definition with plenty of side clearance. Regardless of whatever crisis stabilization entails, the absence of the word Cytomel or levothyroxine is fatal to the diagnostic code. No Cytomel = no stabilization…ever.

So, having disassembled this rating code to its components, you can see the potential for a higher rating percentage for hypothyroidism building off its separate components identified in the regulation is easily attainable. VA heart disability ratings are now predicated on METS measurements- not LVEF. Major depressive disorders are arrived at by psychological c&p exams (§4.130) by folks that have more OCDs than you do. Arthralgias and muscular weaknesses are rated under §4.71a. Think of it like baking cookies- you need ingredients (read symptoms) to get the ratings percentages. A doctor has to say it. You can’t just say you have it.

In the real world of PACT, if you set foot in Viet Nam (not stepped foot in Vietnam), you are entitled to any of the Nehmer diseases listed in §3.309(e)-assuming you are diagnosed with them, of course. But, if you suffer any of the most recent additions to the AO such as hypertension or Monoclonal Gammopathy with Undetermined Significance (MGUS), you do not get the Nehmer consideration.

I’ve advocated for years to get Thailand and Laos added to the AO presumptive list. A guy stationed at Tan Son Nhut would be granted presumptive and they never got near AO because it was forbidden by President Ky to spray around Saigon back then. Jez, even he realized this stuff was lethal. But we hosed the shit out of the perimeters of every base, operating location, Firebase and LZ for a clear line of fire in Thailand and Laos-usually with Orange, Blue or White-or combinations of them. Getting these Vets in under the PACT Act is an insult but I’ll take it. As my buddy Wes says “Half a watermelon beats the pants off a whole grape any day.”

In reality, some of the nastiest flavors of AO like Pink, Purple and Green, and even the nuclear-strength version (1.5-2.0 parts AO to 1.0 parts petroleum distillate) we called Super Orange were sprayed in Eastern Laos along the HCM Trail all the way down to the Parrot’s Beak area of the HCM trail in Cambodia as late as 1968. Sure, vegetation will eventually return- and has- but the soil, like pretty much all of the Indochinese delta- is that nasty, sticky red clay and the induration rate for dioxin thereabouts is measured in centuries-not months or years.

One day, they’ll clear  the Trail and build roads and rice patties. Just imagine how much unexploded ordnance must be in there. And a toilet, too. Bummer.

 

 

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Route 20 EAST–THE GREAT BIG BACATION

Rich Scott

I’m nigh on to positive sure everyone is looking at the title of this one and scratching some part of their anatomy. No, it’s not a musical title like Hotel California and there are no pork bellies involved. This is Cupcake’s and my first getaway road trip since the Covidemic™ snuck up on us back in ’20. I’m gonna trademark that word because I just invented it, too. Now to the subject- the Great Big Bacation. When Buckwheat junior was knee high to a 9 inch bottle of Schlitz back in ’92, we went on a Carnival Cruise to Mexico. His diction was a mite off so, at about four,  it came out as a ‘b’. I don’t think most parents would be alarmed unless their younguns were still saying bacation when they reached 15. But with the youngest generation now, I might be wrong.

Buckwheat Junior on the great big bacation to Mexico

Right. So I’ve lived in our great state of Washington since moving up here after the Cal Jam at the Ontario Speedway in April 1974. Great Concert. It was my first sighting of Ozzy Osborne and Black Sabbath. In all that time since, I’ve always had a hankering to drive across Route 20 (the North Cascades Highway) and see what everyone was oohing and ahhhing about. Rarely does Mother Nature exceed my expectations and leave me in awe. This was kinda like going to Yellowstone and having one of those “Holy shit, Batman.” moments. Or perhaps the first time I was coming left on final and saw those Titty Karsts at the end of the one-way runway up at Alternate (Long Tieng) in ’70. They didn’t call it the Vertical Speed Brake for nothing.

Right off when we finally got aimed onto Route 20 heading East off of I 5, the first thing we saw was the “Vietnam Veterans Memorial Highway” sign (above). How cool is that? Considering the fact that it took 50 years or so for America to wake up to the rudeness visited on us in the 60s and 70s when we returned, I’m almost glad I waited that long to accomplish this odyssey- if only to see that sign.

Now, the second reason, at the symbolic end of this Route 20 East rainbow, is Curlew, Washington (pop. 49). I do mean it’s at the end of the goat track. Another 12 miles and you’ll be in Canada. Curlew is akin to that mythical town of Bugtustle where Jed and Granny set out from back in ’62. It’s absolutely bucolic; a general store (sometimes), a heavy equipment repair place for farm gear, a church or two… and Scott Brothers® Coffee at the foot of Scott’s Mountain. 

Richard (Rich) Scott and his daughter Satya buy beans from all over the world and roast them to order. They may have clients on multiple continents for all I know. It stands to reason. I’ve begun sending their beans as presents to some of my clients and good friends. Rick and his brother Dave began the business years ago but Dave retired from it. Together they built a Tim Allen Home Improvement ‘Binford’ version of a coffee roaster with “more power”. This thing has enough electric elements in it to heat four 1500 sq. foot homes simultaneously. It literally can roast 3 pounds of beans in ten minutes.

We were gifted some of these magic beans by one of Cupcake’s real estate agents (Nivan) way back when and I swore I was gonna add this to my bucket list- to go shake that ol’ boy’s hand and tell him how much I enjoy his coffee.

Job site dog.

Now, the kicker to this is they don’t actually roast your beans until you order them. Then they USPS Priority Mail them (3 days) to you moat lao (Laotian for “with great celerity”) so you get them fresh. When I go down to the mailbox to retrieve them, I can smell them through all the wrappings outside the box before I even open it. I’ve heard tell that some folks swear Rich’s beans are still warm when they arrive- but I’d allow as I’ve never seen that.

I sure don’t want to make this seem like an advertisement for Rich and Satya’s business but there it is. When somebody has a superior product, it’s said the world will beat a path to your door- even if it’s 75 miles to hell and gone past East Bumfork, Egypt.  Truth is, I’d give my left kidney (or what’s left of it) to be able to live there. The Kettle River runs right out in front of the Coffee Grindery/Roastery there on Route 21. Rich says there’s so many trout you can dang near walk across the water on top of ’em in summer. We saw more Mule deer than you could shake a stick at, too. We’re talking big boys sporting some serious Boone and Crockett headgear.

Author, Rich, Satya and Cupcake

And right at the end, ol’ Rich allowed as he was an Army Veteran who’d served up in Fort Wainwright, Alaska during the war. How cool is that? All in all, it was a great getaway and well worth the wait. We’re FNGs. We’ve only been buying Scott Bros. Beans for about 5 years. Fact is, if Cupcake and I had gone much before that, we’d never have known to make the Hajj to Curlew. Like Roseanne Rosannadana once said “It always goes to show it’s somethin’.”

As a closing comment, I’d like to apologize if I scared any of my readership with my prolonged absence away from writing. All is well. No heart attacks or inpatient horror stories to report. Just a shit ton of briefs to write. One thing you all have to understand though is it’s summertime, which in Washington, is one of those rare times we can go outside and witness there actually is a Sun and warmth. Well, that and go cool off when it gets hot down at the cement pond out back we put in for Pickles. You see, folks up here don’t get the opportunity to tan too awful much.  We sort of tend to rust mostly.

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Mental Health Petition PSA

Here you go folks. This just came in from a client I’m repping. Please read and sign… or just sign it to support getting more help to those Vets who are experiencing pushback from VA over their access to Mental Health counseling. Let’s try to whittle down the number of Veteran suicides the old fashioned way- by voting with our voices.

https://www.change.org/p/give-veterans-a-real-choice-in-their-mental-health-care?recruiter=762242083&recruited_by_id=638a18d0-8434-11e7-b4ce-9ba86869b480&utm_source=share_petition&utm_campaign=psf_combo_share_message&utm_term=7f3501e036fc49079131a66ecfae5c35&utm_medium=email

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