Tag Archives: Veterans Humor

Miracle On Aisle 2

Posted on March 3, 2012 by asknod

Phone cameras are neat. They allow you to immortalize things in digital 0s and 1s. Here member Cal stumbles upon a case of Divine Intervention. He tells me he didn’t see a preacher exhorting her to cast sin aside and … Continue reading →

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“BRANDING” YOUR WEBSITE

Posted on March 1, 2012 by asknod

Member Dena (no last name) writes: How come you have such a dorky name? How do you expect anyone to find you? I found you by accident trying to use Ask a Question and saw the site on the Google … Continue reading →

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Divorce and Corvettes

Posted on February 28, 2012 by asknod

A Florida senior citizen drove his brand new Corvette convertible out of the dealership. Taking off down the road, he pushed it to 80 mph, enjoying the wind blowing through his hair. “Amazing,” he thought as he flew down I-75, pushing the pedal … Continue reading →

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From the Footlocker 5–Animal House–1981

Posted on February 28, 2012 by asknod

Once upon a time along the banks of the mighty Duwamish River, in the shadow of the 1st Ave. South bridge, lived a young electrician in a house boat. Well, perhaps a boat house. It was a boat that had … Continue reading →

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Molly Mouse trap

Posted on February 27, 2012 by asknod

Have you ever had a dog that imprinted on you and vice versa? One who thought like you ? I’ve had 32 bird dogs at one time but one is always my wingman and gets top billing.  I’ve scaled back … Continue reading →

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From the Footlocker–IV

Posted on February 26, 2012 by asknod

I was digging for something in the garage and forgot I still had some of these lying around. I used them for packing around stuff I mailed back in hold baggage. They’re a belt for a .308 M-60. DEWAT of … Continue reading →

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Remember me? Part II

Posted on February 24, 2012 by asknod

How’s this for a conundrum wrapped in an enigma. The BVA IRIS’d me back today and said “Dude,  that claim departed  via Pony Express to the Atlanta RO and you’ll have to call them at …800-827-1000”. Right. So why is … Continue reading →

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BVA-Yo! Remember me?

Posted on February 22, 2012 by asknod

I called the BVA on their secret number yesterday and talked with a really nice gal named Cybil.  Yes, she actually told me her name. We talked for almost 15 minutes about my claims and their non-progress. She did indicate … Continue reading →

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.30-’06 Chrysler.

Posted on February 19, 2012 by asknod

Have you ever had bad luck? Not serious bad luck like Hep. but like humorous, expensive bad luck? Imagine deer hunting. I always hunt with a modern firearm as opposed to black powder. Its far more convenient to have the … Continue reading →

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School Buses

Posted on February 13, 2012 by asknod

This has nothing to do with why this site is here, but I couldn’t resist. Japanese School buses: But wait, there’s more…   In the same vein, From India… And we call where when we have a computer problem? What’s … Continue reading →

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