Miracle On Aisle 2


Phone cameras are neat. They allow you to immortalize things in digital 0s and 1s. Here member Cal stumbles upon a case of Divine Intervention. He tells me he didn’t see a preacher exhorting her to cast sin aside and leave her chair. She did it spontaneously without any bidding. He’s contacting the Catholic Church to check on Beatification possibilities. This is better than a  likeness of Jesus burned onto your toast. Notice she is extending her hands heavenward -or at least to the top shelf.

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6 Responses to Miracle On Aisle 2

  1. paul burch's avatar paul burch says:

    She may be missing a foot , sometime we jump and don’t know the whole story,how many look good on the outside and are dead on the inside

    • asknod's avatar asknod says:

      Cal discounted that possibility in person. She was wearing tennis shoes. I would never put this up were that the case. I do not have to resort to, and never will, make fun of the truly disabled.

  2. Robert G's avatar Robert G says:

    Maybe reaching for sef-medication? Better this than some rip-off cannibis club. Hell cannot someone give the lady a hand?

  3. randy's avatar randy says:

    Mayhaps she just wanted to touch Johnny Walker one more time. Frauds like that need to go to jail.

  4. mikereverb's avatar mikereverb says:

    She’ll turn that into a reverse miracle: wine into water.

    Thanks for sharing!

  5. Angel Daniel Matos's avatar Douchebag Culture says:

    Hilarious!

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