Tag Archives: Veterans Humor

Happy Endings

Posted on April 19, 2012 by asknod

Member Jim contributed this gem. As I know him personally, I know this fate did not befall him. Nevertheless, it’s food for thought if you get your walking papers… On the first day, he sadly packed his belongings into boxes, crates … Continue reading →

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True Love–Kitty Style

Posted on April 12, 2012 by asknod

I have written of my new found mouser who rolled in last Labor Day. Ambush is now a dog as she only has dogs for friends and role models. This hasn’t dissuaded her from her cat roots. In an effort … Continue reading →

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My Summary Of Wisdom to 2012

Posted on April 11, 2012 by asknod

This is what I have absorbed and firmly believe, having attained the ripe old age of sixty one. On the off chance I do not make it to sixty two, I thought it prudent to share with you now. Some are burning … Continue reading →

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ONCE UPON A TIME

Posted on April 10, 2012 by asknod

Once upon a time at a little cottage on Vermont Ave. NW, there lived a VASEC who told some of the biggest whoppers for miles around. He had more stories about how the VA was going to get better- just … Continue reading →

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Road Rage–African Style

Posted on April 9, 2012 by asknod

Have you ever run into an Elephant having a bad hair day? These unfortunates did.

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SATURDAY’S WANING THOUGHT

Posted on April 7, 2012 by asknod

 We married men should be allowed to put our shortcomings aside. There is absolutely nothing to be gained by two people in the same household remembering all this and one digressing on it constantly.

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More Snappy Answers To Stupid Questions

Posted on April 6, 2012 by asknod

If you ever testify in court, you might wish you could have been as sharp as this policeman. He was being cross-examined by a defense attorney during a felony trial.  The lawyer was trying to undermine the police officer’s credibility … Continue reading →

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HAL 9000 GREENHOUSE UPDATE

Posted on April 4, 2012 by asknod

A warm thank you to Priority One Real Estate Company for the donation of the digital camera to give  HCVets warm fuzzy shots of dogs, cats, plants and the like. HAL stands for Heated Alternative Livingsphere.

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RUSSIAN SEAL TEAM 5

Posted on March 30, 2012 by asknod

Russians Capture Somalian Pirates NO POLITICAL CORRECTNESS BS HERE! This video shows Russian Navy commandos on a Somalian pirate ship shortly after the pirates had captured a Russian oil tanker. The Euro Union navy that patrols these waters would not interfere … Continue reading →

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RYE BREAD

Posted on March 30, 2012 by asknod

Rye Bread is the Secret Two old guys, one 80 and one 87, were sitting on their usual park bench one morning. The 87 year old had just finished his morning jog and wasn’t even short of breath. The 80 … Continue reading →

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