Tag Archives: Veterans Humor

MEANWHILE, BACK AT THE TOMATO RANCH

Posted on April 24, 2013 by asknod

Apparently I have been neglecting my charges. When one agrees to give birth to life, one accepts the concomitant duty to succor and protect. I have been remiss with my tomato charges. Today will be one of atonement. I will … Continue reading →

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FACEPOST WINNER

Posted on April 20, 2013 by asknod

American Legion Georgia #29 posted this today. Been there. Done that. Excellent idea for a warning on a label. I personally only felt the urge to break out in song once.

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FACEMEDIA HOTSHEET

Posted on April 15, 2013 by asknod

This just in for immediate distribution. North Korean IT gurus, after searching for hours, finally located the “unfriend” button  on their Facepage. South Korea is shocked. Shocked, I say. They are preparing an announcement for later today.

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LES SCHWAB TIRES

Posted on April 14, 2013 by asknod

Two stories in one. Both true. I buy all my tires for my vehicles from Les Schwab’s outfit. They have a few commercials on TV that show great compassion for the consumer and best of all, they replace your tires (prorated for … Continue reading →

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LET THEM EAT MREs

Posted on April 13, 2013 by asknod

MREs. Meals, Ready to Eat. Three lies in one phrase. Better than C-rations. Way better than K rations. A vast improvement over 18th century fare aboard a ship with its attendant  scurvy. I was apprised this morning by Pen Lutt … Continue reading →

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TODAY’S FACEMOON

Posted on April 13, 2013 by asknod

Please, ladies and gentlemen. Think twice when you don your undergarments in the morning. Only you can prevent this visual hari-kiri. I have Trish Valleyly to thank for this on my socially mediated site. I could not bring myself to … Continue reading →

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DRIVE THRU WINDOWS NOW AT MAJOR VAROs

Posted on April 10, 2013 by asknod

In an attempt to speed up the backlog, Veterans Service Center Managers have been instructed to install drive thru windows at all VA Regional Offices as quickly as possible. Citing the need for improved claims processing, Fully Developed Claims (FDCs)can now be … Continue reading →

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FACEWINNER

Posted on April 9, 2013 by asknod

Shawn finds the good stuff… and this from Deb Zuckerwise. Phil’s on the Wanted: Dead or Alive posters now.    

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ONLY IN AMERICA

Posted on April 7, 2013 by asknod

From the shallow end of the Mekong River, Jimbo brings us this one. We love lawyers when they are our own-bought and paid for. We hate other lawyers when they are employed against us as the VA is wont to … Continue reading →

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GANGNAM STYLE

Posted on April 5, 2013 by asknod

Here’s my grandson Conner at his talent show last night. Nine years old and headed for the stars. He dreamed all this up and practiced without any adult intervention.

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