GYNECOLOGIST CUM MECHANIC


Tonkin Canoe club member and few/proud sends us this winner. Where he found this wellhead of jokes is a mystery but we are the beneficiaries.

A gynecologist had become fed up with malpractice insurance and HMO paperwork and was burned out.  Hoping to try another career where skillful hands would be beneficial, he decided to become a mechanic. He went to the local technical college, signed up for evening classes, attended diligently, and learned all he could.

 When the time for the practical exam approached, the gynecologist prepared carefully for weeks and completed the exam with tremendous skill. The results came back and he was surprised to find that he had obtained a score of 150%.

Fearing an error, he called the instructor, saying, “I don’t want to appear ungrateful for such an outstanding result, but I wonder if there  is an error in the grade.”

The instructor said, “During the exam, you took the engine apart perfectly, which was worth 50% of the total mark. You put the engine back together again perfectly, which is also worth 50% of the mark.”

After a pause, the instructor added, “However, I gave you an extra 50% because you did it all through the muffler, which I’ve never seen done in my entire career.”

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1 Response to GYNECOLOGIST CUM MECHANIC

  1. hepsick says:

    nice

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