Tag Archives: Veterans Humor

GYNECOLOGIST CUM MECHANIC

Posted on April 4, 2013 by asknod

Tonkin Canoe club member and few/proud sends us this winner. Where he found this wellhead of jokes is a mystery but we are the beneficiaries. A gynecologist had become fed up with malpractice insurance and HMO paperwork and was burned out.  Hoping to … Continue reading →

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FACEPAGE WEEKLY WINNER

Posted on April 4, 2013 by asknod

This from member David off my social media disaster… VA could use some of this innovative thinking.  VSRs could wear little lapel buttons that said “The Hickey on my neck does not imply support for  USB Allison Hickey.”  

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WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF I DIED?

Posted on April 1, 2013 by asknod

This, too, from Jim of the Mekong waters.He of Swift Boat fame sends us some really choice stuff. Too bad I can’t publish all that Swift Boat humor about, well, nevermind. A  Vet and his wife are sitting quietly in … Continue reading →

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NEW PRESIDENTIAL LIMOUSINE PICTURE RELEASED

Posted on April 1, 2013 by asknod

This just in from Brownwater Jim who’s relatives work on the Lincoln/Mercury line over in Detroit. I think it has class. It says “Second Term, Babay!” The govt. is reputedly gearing up the line for 50 of these at a … Continue reading →

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THE SWEET SMELL OF VENISON

Posted on March 24, 2013 by asknod

Member and no doubt former hunter Randy sends me this. I love it. REDNECK LENT Each Friday night after work, old  Korean “Misunderstanding” Vet Bubba would fire up his outdoor grill and cook a venison steak. But, all of Bubba’s neighbors … Continue reading →

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IT’S SPRINGTIME IN THE NORTHWEST

Posted on March 21, 2013 by asknod

Remember the old TV commercials for Salem? Well, cigarettes aside, it’s springtime. No doubt about it. One million tree frogs can’t be wrong. It’s uncanny. They and crickets know the magic day just like my parrot can smell an earthquake. … Continue reading →

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PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT

Posted on March 20, 2013 by asknod

Not wanting to be left out, Cupcake sent me this via one of her agents. I find it very apropos.   I find it fits in well with my pet theories on Darwin’s seminal On the Origin of Species. Sometimes … Continue reading →

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WOMAN EXPLAINED (2)

Posted on March 18, 2013 by asknod

From the Tomster on the touchy subject of deciphering women. A  Vet on his Harley was riding down 101 along a California beach when suddenly the sky clouded above his head and, in a booming voice, God said, “Because you have tried … Continue reading →

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EMO’S FOOD FOR THOUGHT TODAY

Posted on March 18, 2013 by asknod

This is worthy of Jeff Foxworthy but comes to us from my sweet Air Force brat (and Veteran) friend Emma. It will be the closest I will come to discussing politics here. I would classify it under observations and make … Continue reading →

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CATHOLIC PRIESTS

Posted on March 16, 2013 by asknod

Be all you can be Tom has this winner:  A priest was invited to attend a house party. Naturally, he was properly dressed and wearing his Priest’s Collar. A little boy kept staring at him the entire evening. Finally, the … Continue reading →

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