Tag Archives: Veterans Humor

LES SCHWAB TIRES

Posted on April 14, 2013 by asknod

Two stories in one. Both true. I buy all my tires for my vehicles from Les Schwab’s outfit. They have a few commercials on TV that show great compassion for the consumer and best of all, they replace your tires (prorated for … Continue reading →

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LET THEM EAT MREs

Posted on April 13, 2013 by asknod

MREs. Meals, Ready to Eat. Three lies in one phrase. Better than C-rations. Way better than K rations. A vast improvement over 18th century fare aboard a ship with its attendant  scurvy. I was apprised this morning by Pen Lutt … Continue reading →

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TODAY’S FACEMOON

Posted on April 13, 2013 by asknod

Please, ladies and gentlemen. Think twice when you don your undergarments in the morning. Only you can prevent this visual hari-kiri. I have Trish Valleyly to thank for this on my socially mediated site. I could not bring myself to … Continue reading →

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DRIVE THRU WINDOWS NOW AT MAJOR VAROs

Posted on April 10, 2013 by asknod

In an attempt to speed up the backlog, Veterans Service Center Managers have been instructed to install drive thru windows at all VA Regional Offices as quickly as possible. Citing the need for improved claims processing, Fully Developed Claims (FDCs)can now be … Continue reading →

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FACEWINNER

Posted on April 9, 2013 by asknod

Shawn finds the good stuff… and this from Deb Zuckerwise. Phil’s on the Wanted: Dead or Alive posters now.    

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ONLY IN AMERICA

Posted on April 7, 2013 by asknod

From the shallow end of the Mekong River, Jimbo brings us this one. We love lawyers when they are our own-bought and paid for. We hate other lawyers when they are employed against us as the VA is wont to … Continue reading →

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GANGNAM STYLE

Posted on April 5, 2013 by asknod

Here’s my grandson Conner at his talent show last night. Nine years old and headed for the stars. He dreamed all this up and practiced without any adult intervention.

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GYNECOLOGIST CUM MECHANIC

Posted on April 4, 2013 by asknod

Tonkin Canoe club member and few/proud sends us this winner. Where he found this wellhead of jokes is a mystery but we are the beneficiaries. A gynecologist had become fed up with malpractice insurance and HMO paperwork and was burned out.  Hoping to … Continue reading →

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FACEPAGE WEEKLY WINNER

Posted on April 4, 2013 by asknod

This from member David off my social media disaster… VA could use some of this innovative thinking.  VSRs could wear little lapel buttons that said “The Hickey on my neck does not imply support for  USB Allison Hickey.”  

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WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF I DIED?

Posted on April 1, 2013 by asknod

This, too, from Jim of the Mekong waters.He of Swift Boat fame sends us some really choice stuff. Too bad I can’t publish all that Swift Boat humor about, well, nevermind. A  Vet and his wife are sitting quietly in … Continue reading →

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