Tag Archives: Veterans Humor

HOIST ON HIS OWN PETARD

Posted on April 27, 2013 by asknod

Rarely, just rarely, mind you, can you put one over on me. You have to be slick and svelte. It helps if you’re one of my immediate family where the trust is implicit. As most know. April Fool’s Day is … Continue reading →

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VSOs CONTEMPLATING SURCHARGE

Posted on April 26, 2013 by asknod

In an attempt to stem their expected losses following the revelations of exorbitant CEO pay, the Big Six VSOs announced plans today to institute a temporary surcharge on Vets for helping them with their VA claims. James Robert “Jimbob” Sniffalot, … Continue reading →

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FACIAL HUMOR

Posted on April 25, 2013 by asknod

Dennis put this on my social media register. Well spoken.

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SAM’S FACEPAGE

Posted on April 24, 2013 by asknod

This is the definitive statement on women to me.

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MEANWHILE, BACK AT THE TOMATO RANCH

Posted on April 24, 2013 by asknod

Apparently I have been neglecting my charges. When one agrees to give birth to life, one accepts the concomitant duty to succor and protect. I have been remiss with my tomato charges. Today will be one of atonement. I will … Continue reading →

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FACEPOST WINNER

Posted on April 20, 2013 by asknod

American Legion Georgia #29 posted this today. Been there. Done that. Excellent idea for a warning on a label. I personally only felt the urge to break out in song once.

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FACEMEDIA HOTSHEET

Posted on April 15, 2013 by asknod

This just in for immediate distribution. North Korean IT gurus, after searching for hours, finally located the “unfriend” button  on their Facepage. South Korea is shocked. Shocked, I say. They are preparing an announcement for later today.

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LES SCHWAB TIRES

Posted on April 14, 2013 by asknod

Two stories in one. Both true. I buy all my tires for my vehicles from Les Schwab’s outfit. They have a few commercials on TV that show great compassion for the consumer and best of all, they replace your tires (prorated for … Continue reading →

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LET THEM EAT MREs

Posted on April 13, 2013 by asknod

MREs. Meals, Ready to Eat. Three lies in one phrase. Better than C-rations. Way better than K rations. A vast improvement over 18th century fare aboard a ship with its attendant  scurvy. I was apprised this morning by Pen Lutt … Continue reading →

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TODAY’S FACEMOON

Posted on April 13, 2013 by asknod

Please, ladies and gentlemen. Think twice when you don your undergarments in the morning. Only you can prevent this visual hari-kiri. I have Trish Valleyly to thank for this on my socially mediated site. I could not bring myself to … Continue reading →

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