Tag Archives: Veterans Humor

HOW COME WE NEVER HEAR…

Posted on August 15, 2013 by asknod

I received this one from Joseph Average Veteran on the travails of Mr. Carl Lowe, former esteemed, exalted Loyal Moose of  VARO Whacko in Texas from 2000 to 2011. It seems his paltry $173 K a year didn’t even cover … Continue reading →

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CHILDREN OF THE FUKUSHIMA CORN

Posted on July 23, 2013 by asknod

Just a quick update on Leigh’s Silver Queen corn. It’s over my head now. Tassels are out. I checked the radiation count and it’s down to a dull roar. My new helmet detector picks up in HD. That’s why my … Continue reading →

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FRIDAY FACEPAPER

Posted on July 19, 2013 by asknod

From fellow correspondent Darryl: A new supermarket opened near my house. It has an automatic water mister to keep the produce fresh. Just before it goes on, you hear the sound of distant thunder and the smell of fresh rain. … Continue reading →

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WHY I LOVE FACEPAGE

Posted on July 18, 2013 by asknod

 This is what I always wanted for Christmas for my sisters and they wait until I’m too old. Go figure. There’s no justice in this world. Thank you Keith.   

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NEW CLASS OF BRITISH DESTROYERS LAUNCHED

Posted on July 16, 2013 by asknod

The Royal Navy is proud to announce its new fleet of Type 45 destroyers. Having initially named the first two ships HMS Daring and HMS Dauntless, the Naming Committee has, after intensive pressure from Brussels, renamed them HMS Cautious and HMS … Continue reading →

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SOUTHERN AIRMEN

Posted on July 15, 2013 by asknod

Member Bruce from the last town Sherman burned on his way to the sea sends us this vignette. Southern anyone always stops and analyzes the problem from a more pragmatic view before issuing a panicked reply. Indeed, there will be … Continue reading →

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REGIONAL OFFICES PLAYING “NOT IT”

Posted on July 11, 2013 by asknod

In what is proving to be a public relations disaster at the VA, an attempt to clean out the two-year backlog of claims has just uncovered even more, older ones. Eunice Robuck Clapper of  Sadieville, Kentucky was cleaning out her … Continue reading →

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WE DON’T NEED NO STINKIN’ CARBONITE

Posted on July 9, 2013 by asknod

LawBob Squarepants shares this exciting development with us. 

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KY VARO– COL. SANDERS’ WIDOW LOSES ON DIC AGAIN

Posted on July 8, 2013 by asknod

In what Veterans Administration historians say is the longest case on record, the widow of  Harland D. Sanders, a colonel in the Kentucky  National Guard, lost again for the third time in her bid to obtain DIC benefits.  The claim … Continue reading →

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AND THE GODS MUST BE CRAZY

Posted on July 8, 2013 by asknod

This little snippet from member  MapleFrank. Looks like Panetta or Hagel’s been sniffing too much Galaxy Glue. Jez, pretty soon we’ll be allowing dogs and predator drones to wear uniforms, too. Most importantly, is it regulation black?

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