Tag Archives: Veterans Humor

VA POLICE DEVELOP NEW SPIKE STRIP TO SLOW DOWN VET SPEEDERS

Posted on October 15, 2013 by asknod

Recently, I noticed on my visits to VAMC American Lake in Lakewood, Washington, an increased presence of police officers actually on duty since the Dunkin Donuts franchise went out of business up the road. They’ve been writing quite a few tickets … Continue reading →

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THIS JUST IN- FACENEWS

Posted on October 15, 2013 by asknod

I just spotted this on my FB thingie from member and fellow hepper Uncle Sam. It should come as no surprise to most. I was born there and have to bear that cross myself. Thank goodness they finally came to … Continue reading →

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NEW HIGH-PROTEIN BREAD FOR TROOPS

Posted on October 9, 2013 by asknod

Wonder Bread has won the contract with the Federal Government to provide fresh, highly enriched protein bread for our troops in Afghanistan. Starting in early September, in an effort to comply with Sequestration goals, hot meals were reduced from three … Continue reading →

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MORE POLITICAL CORRECTNESS

Posted on October 7, 2013 by asknod

This just in from member and neighbor Mark- formerly of Mexifornia as he fondly remembers it. Due to the climate of political correctness now pervading America, people who live in or are from northeast Alabama, north Georgia, Kentucky, Tennessee and West … Continue reading →

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DETROIT JOBS

Posted on October 7, 2013 by asknod

Member Bruce (Tip of the Spear) from Georgia sends us this one. Absolutely priceless and probably all too true. Bob was sitting on a plane waiting to fly to Detroit when a fellow took the seat beside him. The guy … Continue reading →

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THE OLD KOREAN WAR VET

Posted on October 3, 2013 by asknod

The  86-year-old Vet went to his doctor for his quarterly check-up… The doctor asked him how he was feeling, and the old boy says ,’Things are great and I’ve never felt better. I now have a 20 year-old bride who is pregnant with … Continue reading →

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MEANWHILE, BACK AT THE RANCH

Posted on October 2, 2013 by asknod

It is with great pleasure that I introduce my new BFF Squarebob Pumpkinpants and his playmates. They have been long in the growing and if not for Rick of Stardust Radio fame, the idea for Squarebob would not have arisen. … Continue reading →

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KIDNEY STONES

Posted on September 23, 2013 by asknod

Sorry if it appears I went on vacation. I actually did. Just got out of the hospital this morning. I crumped last Wednesday and was in the ER by Friday morning. It felt like the ugly return of the small … Continue reading →

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DRV REQUESTS REMUNERATIONS FOR BENZENE CANCER

Posted on September 18, 2013 by asknod

Government officials in Ho Chi Minh city, Democratic Republic of Vietnam, today formally announced they will be seeking remunerations from the United States for Benzene pollution and the concomitant resulting cancers associated with it in numerous Northern Vietnamese fishermen. Apparently, … Continue reading →

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VETS OVER THE HILL

Posted on September 18, 2013 by asknod

Some of you guys still want to play macho tough guy and prove you still have your six pack abs like Ranger school. In order to help you, member WGM has spotted this new Texas technique guaranteed to take you … Continue reading →

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