Tag Archives: Veterans Humor

PUNKIN CHUNKIN’ AT THE NOD RANCH

Posted on December 13, 2013 by asknod

Always wondering why I have pumpkins growing all over the pasture in spring. Seems the animals redistribute the seeds. Like Grampa said- “Them fellers are your bread and butter for fertilizer. Always prime the pump and you’ll get your due.” … Continue reading →

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VA ROLLS OUT NEW FDD PROGRAM

Posted on December 9, 2013 by asknod

 Today,VA Under Secretary for Undeserved Benefits Allison “In Wonderland” Hickey announced a new, exciting concept in VA claims intended to “wipe out the backlog as we know it”. Called the Fully Developed Denial, the expedited process will allow Veterans to advance through the complicated … Continue reading →

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THE NEW (OLD) SOLDIER

Posted on December 8, 2013 by asknod

 New Direction for any war: Send Service Vets over 60! I am over 60 and the Armed Forces thinks I’m too old to track down terrorists. You can’t be older than 42 to join the military. They’ve got the whole thing … Continue reading →

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FACE HUMOR AGAIN

Posted on December 3, 2013 by asknod

Time life is coming out with their new book on Teaching Your Old Cat New Tricks. You probably don’t want to miss this one. Hundreds of new ways to get Fluffy to dance and even retrieve like a Labrador. A … Continue reading →

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GEN. MOSES & THE PONTOON BRIDGE

Posted on December 1, 2013 by asknod

From the seasonally festive Battle Creek Law Offices of Law Bob Courtpants comes this endearing Army version of the story. I had no idea. It’s from a former Airborne weenie, so you have to take it with a grain a … Continue reading →

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T-DAY FOOD STORIES

Posted on November 27, 2013 by asknod

Every year I contribute some whiney complaint about the world and VA. This year is different. I feel positively ebullient so I will tell stories of my former life. The first concerns rotten butter. If you smoke cigarettes, you really … Continue reading →

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TURKEY FACEPAGE

Posted on November 27, 2013 by asknod
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THANKSGIVING FACE HUMOR

Posted on November 25, 2013 by asknod

Found this on Facepage this morning. It’s the kind of thing a Vet would find amusing. Well, this Vet, anyway. Enjoy the stuffing on Thursday and think of my weird, twisted humor.   P.S. Here’s the best one yet:  

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FIND WALDO

Posted on November 22, 2013 by asknod

This just in from Brownwater Jim of the Delta persuasion. Seems he found something wrong in his news feed and decided to share it with us. Assuming everyone in this picture is a patriotic American, what is amiss here? Is … Continue reading →

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY BARBARELLA

Posted on November 21, 2013 by asknod

This just in from eagle-eyed member Bruce of ILP fame. A sky writer hired to celebrate Clint Eastwood’s recent birthday bash in San Fernando Valley was spotted from below. Hanoi Jane, in town for anooooooother award for being the most … Continue reading →

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