BLIND MAN’S BLUFF

This just in from member Jimbo. Jim was one of the  brownwater Navy gentlemen who harassed innocent fishermen in the Mekong Delta. He tells me he did not have the pleasure of serving on Senator John Kerry’s swift boat, much to his chagrin. Because we are not politically motivated on this site, we will not delve into reports of it being the wrong way to tipaKerry.

As Jim was then and still is now, the consummate fisherman and collector of all jokes riparian in nature, we bring you this witty insight.

A woman goes into Discount Fishing Supplies to buy a rod and reel for her grandson’s birthday.  She doesn’t know which one to get, so she just picks one and goes over to the counter. The salesman is standing there, wearing dark shades.

 

She says, “Excuse me. Can you tell me anything about this rod and reel?”

He says, “Madam, I’m completely blind; but if you’ll drop it on the counter, I can tell you everything you need to know about it from the sound it makes.”

She doesn’t believe him but drops it on the counter anyway.

He says, “That’s a six-foot Shakespeare graphite rod with a Zebco 404 reel and 10-lb.test line. It’s a good all-around combination, and it’s actually on sale this week for $44.”

She says, “That’s amazing that you can tell all that, just by the sound of it dropping on the counter. I’ll take it!” As she opens her purse, her credit card drops on the floor.

“Oh, that sounds like a Visa card,” he says.

As the lady bends down to pick up the card, she accidentally farts. At first she’s really embarrassed, but then realises there is no way the blind salesman would tell exactly who had farted.

The man rings up the sale and says, “That’ll be $58.50 please.”

The woman is totally confused by this and asks, “Didn’t you tell me it was on sale for $44. How did you get $58.50?”

“The Duck Caller is $11, and the Fish Bait is $3.50

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Vietnam War books

I came across a blog, Books in Brief, that publicizes books that deal with the Vietnam War and Vietnam veterans only.  If you like memoirs, this is a good place to get suggestions.  Most library systems can get you these books via Interlibrary Loan so you can read them freely. I would love to see ASKNOD reviewed on the site too.

http://vvabooks.wordpress.com

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Tropical foot rot

It’s funny what one remembers.  My DH developed a painful infection on his right foot in Vietnam.  He said it was from wet feet.  He remembers that a corpsman cleaned it with soap and water, then used a “peanut-shaped” bristle brush to scrub the wound hard to” get the pus out” and remove the dead skin and bloody residues.  Then he cleaned it with a stinging antiseptic and used clean bandages to wrap the foot up.   The treatment hurt but his wound healed.

This minor true incident got me thinking about the scrub brush.  Was it the same common kind you’d find in a kitchen?  Did the “doc” improvise with a common brush because it worked on these sores?  Or was it a special military-issued field surgical scrub brush?  I haven’t been able to find pictures of 1970s military aid kits showing wound scrub brushes.

I asked my DH if the brush was discarded after it was used on your wound.  Or was it cleaned with something?  He didn’t remember that part.  Do you think he might have used it on another guy after you?  He didn’t know. I’m curious about how these sores were treated!

Today, I’m sure military surgical/wound scrub brushes are discarded after use as medical waste.  But what were the practices in Vietnam in the 60’s and 70’s?  And how big a problem were foot infections in the tropics?     

Ed. note: Well the rot was common enough that I got it on both feet and came home with it.  I also hung around for two years. I finally killed it in 84 or 85 but only with a major medical attack by my doctor. The nail fungus has almost abated but still makes an occasional appearance every 8 or ten years.

NOD

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MORE REAL MAN ACCOMPLISHMENTS 68 YEARS LATER

Mouthpiece Bobster forwards me these intriguing vignettes of Real Men.

A Marine he represents from the 1st Marine Ret., 1st Marine Division, who survived the Battle of Okinawa as a BAR man in 1945 just got his TDIU. (sixtyeight years later)

A member of a WW2 B-24 bomber crew he represents  just got his TDIU. ( sixtyeight years later)

A Navy seaplane aviator he represents who waded in the water at Nagasaki two months after the bomb was dropped just got VA to admit that

A) Nagasaki ground zero is 19.4 miles from the Sasebo seaplane moorings

B)  That he was there (twice)

C) That the inland sea outlet is adjacent to Sasebo so he was wading neck deep in water full of radioactive ash washed out of Nagasaki.

But, they just denied his PTSD increase from 50% because it just was not bad enough.  Yes, he rode across ground zero.  Yes he lost half of his vocal cords to thyroid cancer 20 years later. Just one hell of a coincidence according to vA. (sixtyeight years later)

Nagasaki- Fall, 1945 after the leaves have fallen?

Merrill’s Marauder Ranger he represents is stuck at 50% PTSD.   His CUE motion for hearing loss will surely fail.  He only has 3 eyewitness letters about bleeding from the ears after a Jap air raid that killed some of his buddies. (sixtyeight years later)

Bob says:

Most attorneys will not rep the terminally ill and the elderly.   You lose a lot of time and $ that way. Since Congress will not repeal the VA death tax (you die, your claim dies with you) it is a long shot.

In Social Security land, where they have due process and some fairness, the probate estate can complete the adjudication and get the benefits for the family. One moronic congressional aid stated that “ since the veteran is divorced he has no heirs so the claim should be closed”. Oh, 4 children, 6 grandchildren, two surviving brothers but no “heirs”.   Here is a guy who flunked his wills and trusts course in law school.

REPEAL the VA death tax.  I bet the cheap denials and delays meant to last until a sick or old vet dies will decrease.

Editor’s note:

And I hear VSOs pooh-pooh the idea that vA employs the “Delay. Deny. Until they die” theorem. If that were true, it wouldn’t be mentioned so frequently and commented on.

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FOOTLOCKER–CLEANING DEPT.

Remember having to clean the Model 12? Or using a slug of these to get the scrud out of the thumper? I packed a gazillion of them around all my treasures I sent home at one time or another. I will probably never have to buy any. They were too big for the 16s but you could cut them down into quarters. Absent any Hoppe’s #9, I used gasoline or diesel.

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ABOUT FACE

I’m certainly glad humorous people post on my facebook site.

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Conspiracy Theories

Yes.  I know.  Ask Nod does not like them.  I really don’t either.  However, just because multiple people are involved in committing crimes, does not necessarily mean that it is just a rumor.

When its in our own government, conspiracy theories are extra bad.  Some of you may have forgotten Watergate which resulted in the resignation of the President of the United States and the indictment of 43 high level officials, according to Wikipedia.

Back in 1974, every time the word “watergate” was mentioned, I turned off the tv.  This “conspiracy theory” will blow over and nothing will ever become of it.   Its just a bunch of disgruntled people blaming “government fraud” for their own bad choices in life.

Government fraud is for real..and our government knows about it enough to even reward those who report it.    Even then, some of it goes unpunished.

Fast forward to 2008 at our own Department of Veterans Affairs.  According to US News, 41 out of a possible 57 Regional Offices were caught shredding Veterans evidence.

Is this a “conspiracy theory”?   Probably. It meets the definition of conspiracy theory.  If you think that it’s not conspiracy, then the VA media office probably has a position for you.

Of course, it is possible that the employees involved  in each of  the 41  Regional Offices “acted alone” independently from each other.   If you think this, then you should buy lottery tickets to pay your rent due Sept. 1.   You will have a better chance with the lottery.

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CUE–AND MORE CUE

As I’m in the middle of a CUE decision that will be argued at the Court, I have been studying the concept of what is, what isn’t, whether it can be argued, whether I’m precluded by Caffrey, Fugo, and Russell and more. Attorney and Head hunter Bob has graciously sent me some literature he’s accumulated over the years on this much-discussed topic.

Every time I read a new article or legal thesis on this I strike another vein of understanding. Take this for instance. TommyCUEfall1997

Here you can see that CUE was a nebulous legal theory still in its infancy. The legislation in question revoked the BVA’s authority in a later decision on the same claim to indemnify themselves against a Motion for Revision (CUE) simply by saying they had revisited a reopening of the claim and that, ipso facto, meant they had also performed the judicial dance on all facets of it, including CUE regardless of whether the claimant had claimed it or not. Let me rephrase that. They could render decisions anew on old, reopened claims but could not summarily announce anything prior did not contain CUE.  Thus if you finally were granted SC for hemorrhoids in 2009, you could still legally go back and claim CUE in the 1985 decision that denied them.

Veterans finally got the right to judicial review without having to overcome that hurtle but there were many more. Consider this 2004 article by Michael Horan of Paralyzed Veterans of America. It expresses so well the intractible problems we all face when trying to right a wrong. CUETommy2004

Moving right along if you’re not too deflated yet, we have a different take in respect to the Federal Circus by Charles G. Mills. CUEFedcir

All these articles explicitly try to illuminate CUE from different perspectives and eras. With the more recent onslaught of Cook and its progeny, the book is still open. Never say Die would be the motto here. Remember the Eagle flying @ 3100 feet with a snake half-consumed and the other half with a stranglehold around his neck precluding same? This is the position I advocate.

My problems are unique (in my mind). Because I was employed by ” other government entities” sometimes, my service medical records (SMRs) ended up in places other than where they should have. My argument was simple. If the government is tasked with keeping your SMRs, and you discover they are still in a civilian hospital at the ass end of nowhere in Thailand, shouldn’t the vA retrieve them? More importantly, if you politely ask them twice? And most importantly, if you provide them with a portion proving their existence and probative nature on the subject, shouldn’t they stop what they’re doing and go get them? Most of us will never encounter this problem but there it is-a unique situation never before addressed by the Court, the BVA and the chowderheads at the RO.

If records created by the hospital and paid for by Uncle Sam are not Federal records, what are they? I maintain they are official service records created solely for the benefit of the Government. Having paid for them, I feel they should have been associated with my SMRs. Most importantly, once apprised of their location, content, and availability, I feel it was an outcome determinative error to blow me off and say “Pshaw. We feel we have everything we need right here, Mr. Nod.” We won’t go into the little error they made at the end where they put on their white suits and toy stethoscopes and said (I love this):

[Based on the record, it appears likely that the “pain” referred to [several years later after service] was the left hip pain documented in the service medical records rather than back pain.] 

This would be the left hip pain which was never diagnosed and was  described thus:

The episodes of left hip pain the veteran experienced in service were acute and transitory and resolved without objectively demonstrable pathology by the time of service separation in February 1973.

At what point does an acute pain turn into a chronic pain? Why, several minutes after stepping off-base for the last time. This is the way vA looks at the possibility of HCV being contracted via sexual congress. It cannot happen during service simply because the medical odds of this happening are less than 1 percent. Nevertheless the moment you are discharged and get laid, the odds go up to about 80% that your licentious, risky lifestyle was the cause of all your woes.

How the Court will rule on this remains to be seen. Duty to assist has been taken off the table in Cafffrey. I accept that. But at what point? If you pester these mental dwarves to go get the records and they don’t, are they still indemnified? Think about this for a moment. Do you think VASEC could stand up in Court under similar circumstances and say “Well, your honor, Joe Vet’s records could very well have been down in St. Louis at the NPRC. The truth is we didn’t bother to go look. The CUE regs are very clear that we can’t lose this based on a duty to assist violation so we didn’t bother. Do you guys have a problem with that?”

As for the other Dr. Kildare moment, I think they may have to hire a former President to come in and describe what the meaning of “acute” is (or isn’t). Regardless, you will see some fancy moonwalking employed. They’re going to put Neil Armstrong’s to shame when they strap on the dancing shoes.

Here’s a couple of recent examples of CUE  that succeeded. I don’t consider Leroy MacKlem’s win a CUE win in the true sense. It was a brain fart of immense proportions by a harried, GS-12 DRO. I’m sure any one of us could have stepped on his necktie in a similar manner.

Here’s Dave Hornick’s epic win based on a horrible misreading of §§ 1151 and 1159.

And likewise, Pete’ Kondos’ single judge outing before the Veteran’s daughter (Mary Schoelen). Kondos+non+prec+CUE+reversal

Hopefully mine will reside in this glorious pantheon as well. I only hope it won’t require a long, tortured trip to the Big House on 1st and East Capitol St. NE.

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“Real Man” Anniversary

I made it and congratulations are in order! It was a tough row to hoe, but I have achieved a “real man” certificate. First, I tried alcohol consumption , figuring “real men” can drink a lot. The results are below:

After a night of drinking with my buddy, someone snapped this picture. It did not work making me a “real man” because someone made it a cartoon.

And, yes, I did try quiche once, and most people know that “real men” don’t eat quiche.
But, I checked my “man card” at the door of the cafe serving quiche, so that can’t be held against me.

I couldn’t “prove” my manhood in the military, and, just because I had a wife, kids, and grandchildren does not mean that I have “become a man” yet.

Nope. The new “manhood” is you don’t become a man until you have waited for the VA to resolve your benefit claim for 10 years. I made it! Recently, I passed the 10 year claim anniversary, and still no resolution to my claims.
In fact, my most recent BVA decision gave me a ticket to ride the VA hamster wheel for the next 10 years!

Editor note:

Joe Average Vet would have us award him an Outstanding Man award for his 10-year investment in fighting VA. Sorry Joe. You get a Bronze on this.

I have 23 years into it and barely rate a Silver. My claim is currently getting ready to be heard at the Court some time in 2013 marking 24.

Look at Wyn Wn who won her 1979 CUE recently and is now faced with the prospect of fighting for an actual rating rather than the ice creme cone with no ice creme in it that she received. She’ll get her Gold some time in 2020 unless I miss my guess. Thirty three years to a Gold Medal is enough to try the patience of Job. Nevertheless, she evinces the winning sentiment: REFUSE TO LOSE.

JUSTICE DELAYED IS

NOT JUSTICE DENIED

MAKING LIFE MISERABLE FOR

VETS SINCE THE WAR OF 1812

They’re chiseling in a new logo at Fort Fumble on Vermont Ave. It will read ” For he who shall survive the interminable wait, his widow (if she survives) and his orphan child who may or may not receive accrued benefits”.

Nod

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STARDUSTRADIO COMPUTERS DOWN

The Firebase Adrian  Show has been scrubbed due to the station’s computer being down. Sorry if any of you were making guacamole and chips and icing the lemonade. Bummer. Drew Carey isn’t even on. We’ve been moved to the sixteenth at the same time. We meaning I brought my Pony and Molly in to do this on Skype. It was rather crowded here in the office.

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