DEFERRED RATING DECISIONS

This is for the radio show on Stardust this afternoon. It’s an example of what they do when they rate you (or don’t ). What has happened is elementary. I filed for Aid and Attendence/Housebound after I first came home from the hospital. That turned out to be five days before I went back for an extended 5 monther.

Here, Form 21-6789 (Deferred Rating Decision) is courageously employed by Rating Specialist R. Bickel. Dated a full six months after I submitted it, it informs the reader (his boss, I assume) that there has been a little boo-boo in procedure.

Action?

Why, boldly go where no RO has gone that day. Send out a VCAA notice saying “We’rrrrre onitt, sir. And thank you for your service.”

Reality?

“Since we’re gonna deny Mr. Nod anyway, let’s save old growth trees and include the denial on the A&A/Housebound with the NOD on his hips. That way we can get both issues on the SOC.  We can shine him on ’til June if he’s still alive. But just in case, keep his deferral with the C-file; if we get another congressional inquiry and they ask what the status is and why the hell the long delay, we have to have it in there.

P.S. The DRO has your six on this one. ( Pat) dated 3/29/10

I know. You feel let down to think your rating experts at Seattle’s sleuth shop would be willing to delay, then condone delay, then propose denial and include it with another issue?

I’m sure there’s a much better explanation and I’ll get it from my VSO. They’re suuuuuper, dude.

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VA BLOGS–TRYING TO CHANGE PERCEPTIONS

I admire the vA for many things. They control the vertical and the horizontal of our claims. They are the only game in town and can pretty much do as they please. As long as they pay lip service to Congress and don’t hang out in Orlando too frequently or too long, they are left to their own devices. Or were.

In this modern day and age, the whole world is a large window. No one is exempt from scrutiny and vA hasn’t absorbed this concept yet. As with their paper system, they are inexorably trapped in a different time and way of doing things. If technology had not moved forward with such leaps and bounds, they’d still be happily living in their ignorance and bliss. It didn’t, they can’t and its now 2012.

In order to appear as thoroughly modern as Millie, they have recently embarked on blogs to get their convoluted message out. This was sent to me more than a month ago and I am just now excavating things like it out of my bookmarks pile. What concerns me the most is not the crude attempt to buy off a reporter or two and get a slanted story but the 189 comments from Veterans that followed. The diatribes all had one common theme- one we are uncomfortably all too aware of.

The blog attempts to evoke pity for the poor RVSRs and DROs who are trapped in this miasma of claims review. It probably is true. They do work hard to accomplish this. What is left unsaid is the 800 lb. gorilla in the room. I speak of the M-21 manual and all its computer iterations attached to claims processing. The M-21, while not a compendium of 38 CFR, nevertheless encompasses the “when you can” and “when you can’t” award SC for whatever the Veteran files for. This is the stumbling block and hill on which the vA attempts to make its stand like Custer. And much like Custer’s loyal troops, they’re falling like flies.

Let’s set aside all the talk of Orlando boondoggles and bonus payments and concern ourselves solely with the most obvious problem-the backlog. What provokes it and what is the repair order? Why does it continue to metastasize like a cancer in spite of radiation treatment and chemotherapy ( more raters and the beginnings of a paperless system)?

The answer is fairly obvious. vA refuses to look at the underlying bedrock principle of how they do this. The M-21 is grounded in principles of claims adjudication that do not permit objective inductive thinking. Its purely deductive process is designed to yield a product predicated on what is present in a paper file. Absent even one item, the whole claim fails. vA is absolved of any wrongdoing in this because they feel its the Veteran’s responsibility to make his case. What is overlooked is that a Vet is precluded from having any meaningful legal help to accomplish it. When the error is discovered at the denial stage, the Vet is shell-shocked that vA made no attempt to inform him of what was missing or what might be helpful in winning it. Too often what is received is a denial artfully worded that does not say something like “However, if you can find this, this, and this plus get copies of the treatmenta from you doctor, you stand a good chance of us changing our minds.”

The ex parte law process, while being touted as non adversarial to Vets is anything but. Many’s the time I have seen the CAVC take the BVA to task and say “Why isn’t there more  interaction and dialogue between adjudicators and the claimant? Why this impenetrable wall of silence?” Look in the mirror, gentlemen. I refer to the vA, not you Vets.

When I began my latest assault on the RO in 2007, you could still call 1-800-Dial A Prayer   and talk to a live operator at your local RO. He, in turn could walk over to the rater’s cave and talk with them. He/she could also call you back in a few minutes and resolve more than you and I can do in twenty letters and six months nowadays. Communication is essential in any endeavour as most know. This is what has been cast on the ash heap yet no one acknowledges it. Some brainchild inserted a suggestion to nationalize the Dial a Smile into a large network and it looked good on paper. The disconnect begins when the operator is in Salt Lake and you are in Columbia, S.C. Time lost in conveying the message to the proper RVSRs is time lost. Period. The longer it festers, the more gangrene develops. Being able to talk to someone who is actually familiar with your claim is elementary.

We now have Form 119s that simply hamburger what you asked the operator and his/her subjective interpretation of what it is you wanted to convey. I don’t know how many times I read about my calls in my C-file and found the “technician” had no grasp of what I wanted and worse- no conception of how their own system worked with respect to my inquiry. Thus you find out that the claim you want to ask a question about is not in the computer the tech is looking at. It might be in the other one the raters use, but they do not have access to that one. Its called ultimate deniability.

vA is only now beginning to retreat from the Hillary Clinton concept that “It takes a village to decide a claim.” That would be the system whereby the claim arrives and is divvied up into its component parts. Bob gets the dependency and Ralph gets the AO presumptives. Meanwhile Bob looks at the HCV. A whole new subset of claims developers jumps in to determine if you had red clay on your jungle boots (Vietnam), another crew tries to determine if you were legally divorced from Connie before you married Cupcake and whose kids are whose.

Eventually all the leads are chased down by all these Dick Tracys and the evidence piles up in a file for a Rater to sort through and make a decision. The actual adjudication is determined by the M-21. Does he have proof of Vietnam in the 214? No? Denied. No effort to ask him if he has proof in the form of orders showing duty or visitation to Vietnam. Nothing. End of claim. As for the HCV, does he have an episode of HCV in his contemporary SMRs from the 60s? No, denied. Never mind that HCV wasn’t discovered until 1989. The M-21 is not concerned with that. Similarly, a disease associated with hepatitis and AO (PCT) could have been caused by either one. Sorry, Charlie. That went over to the AO Sherlock who is not a doctor. Denied. Even though your claim asked that it be considered under both diseases as a secondary, it will never be done. The M-21 has spoken. No one calls you back and says “Dude. Why are you filing AO crap if you weren’t there?” This is the disconnect that is impenetrable.

So here we are in the fabulous twenty first century with acres of intelligence available at the push of a button, and no one at the RO is allowed to look at this  inductively and research it in such a way that a reasoned, informed decision ensues. This “Our way or the highway” is the single ingredient that vA stubs their toe on repeatedly. A groupthink attack on a subject will inevitably bring out sane logic. By allowing only a compartmentalized approach with each person developing one, or at best, two facets of a claim produces an airplane with no landing gear. It’ll fly in the most basic sense if it could get off the ground but it lacks wheels. No one addresses this. The Adobe Acrobat program generates a poorly worded denial with all the commas in the right spots. The logic is impeccable if-if it were developed to a logical conclusion. By disconnecting the  parts and pieces and trying to reassemble them into a coherent whole at the end, the ability of one person to supervise this from start to finish and prevent derailment is lost. Any semblance of cohesion in the claim is absent yet the vA will insist it is the product of impeccable workmanship.

Fortunately, vA is belatedly coming to the conclusion that this method, begun in 2004, is not producing timely, accurate results. Accuracy is not bothering them overmuch. It’s the timeliness that is the bone of contention. Mark my words. vA will eventually roll out their 2015 125-day model to the accolades of all. What will be lacking is the wheels to get airborne (accuracy). Speeding up the process of building a car on a production line in Detroit is all well and fine. When the car won’t start for lack of a motor as it rolls out, the repair order shouldn’t be to send it over to join all its neighbors in the rework parking lot (appeals).

I find nothing wrong with the team concept. If it works, we all benefit. Perhaps a more nuanced team concept where one person is ultimately in charge would be a superior model to do this with. It worked haphazardly until 2004. The claim wouldn’t have to just pass the M-21 test- it would have to pass the “smell test”. If the head honcho looks at the final product and still is  left with feeling that it is clearly and unmistakable erroneous no matter how shiny and correct it “looks”, then it should not become final. This will require a sea change in thinking at the vA.

Developing a claim properly is not rocket science. Developing it accurately based on sound medical principles and logic algorithms is. We all are aware by now of the fact that Monsanto scientists in 1957 were aware that 2,4,5 T caused Chloracne in all those who handled it. Other disease processes surfaced later but Cloracne was grossly evident from the get go. Why did we have to wait until 1991 for the vA to acknowledge this and start awarding SC for it and all the other AO diseases? Similarly, why didn’t the vA (and DoD), when HCV was identified in 1989 and jetgun use was suspect, quietly retire the guns in 1998 and keep mum? The same head-in-the-sand mentality exists today. It inhabits the vA and their entire thinking process. If you can’t prove it, it didn’t happen. Thus we will never see a medical study to determine if jetguns can transmit HCV. Our government squanders hundreds of thousands of dollars in research grant for things as extraneous as whether butterflies sneeze (University of Wisconsin, $500,00.00 and 1993) yet the CDC and its progeny at NIH aren’t interested in what is causing a HCV pandemic among Vietnam-era Vets? Hellooooooooooooooooooooooooooo?

Lay testimony has gradually become more of a viable component in our claims defense over the years. On paper. Lip service is paid to this as is the benefit of the doubt. M-21 doesn’t encompass 3.102. That is a flip of the coin that is always the opposite of what you called in the air. Heads I win and tails you lose is what the M-21 teaches. However, it does not appear that way to a Ratings Team. No single person is held accountable for the finished product. Few who were instrumental in developing the claim are aware of its ultimate demise or they might feel anger at having all the hard work that pointed towards a win reveal the opposite.

True reform will be hard to come by. If the only model for your claims technique is a Wheel of Fortune with 85% covered by Bankrupt or Lose A Turn, trying out a new technique or getting the powers to be to revamp their methods is going to be a long and arduous path. It’s time to begin anew with a new template. One that encompasses a give and take at the RO level and allows for discussion during, rather than after, a fait accompli may be in order. One that is truly objective and does not attempt to skew the facts in favor of the vA position would be refreshing.  Remember, this process is long on the “absence of evidence is negative evidence” theorem.  Nowhere is this seen in modern day civil adjudications yet the M-21 embraces it lock, stock and barrel.  vA asks that you do so in blind faith as well.

In closing, I would admonish Vets not to hurl abuse and pile unkind words on the rank and file at ROs. They have been handed a thankless task and then forced to do it with a manual that does not have the words “grant the claim” in it. I’m sure they must go home at night and scratch their heads wondering who does win at this. The abuse should be aimed at the whizbangs who continually rewrite the M-21 and teach the denial process to raters. Those are your enemy. Reform the technique and you eliminate the backlog. More simply put- get the decision right the first time and you won’t be forced to redo it again and again until the truth surfaces. Timeliness is essential. Accuracy should be axiomatic.

P.S. Let’s give Alex Horton, Lauren Bailey, Kate Holt and the rest of the VA bloggers a thrill and visit their site about 20 times a day to show hits. This will increase spending on their budget and make them feel like they’re being read. Or…. leave nasty comments about how vA treats us?

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Orlando: The VA Human Resources $52K “Patton” training video

Posted by the House Committee on Veterans’ Affairs

Boring and expensive VA propaganda.  Video II–innovations?  We’ve seen your innovations in Winston-Salem.

Or if embedded video doesn’t play..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mRSrfCoeL3s&feature=plcp

Thanks Joe Average Vet for reminding us about these outrages.  They spent 3-9 million on as you correctly say, parties.  They spent 84K on VA branded trinkets –probably made in China.

http://veterans.house.gov/va-conference-expenditures-under-investigation

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Agent Orange Registry Exams

This post is more of a request for opinions/information.  My DH registered for the AO newsletters many years ago and later had an AO Registry Exam.  It was a speedy and routine physical exam; it was free but not comprehensive as advertised today.

This comprehensive health exam includes an exposure history, medical history, physical exam, and any tests if needed. A VA health professional will discuss the results face-to-face with the Veteran and in a follow-up letter.

They didn’t find any AO-related problems.  (We found out years later that he has DM II but it didn’t show up in his labs then.)

Have AO physical exams changed over the years?  When did the VA begin to test for HCV during AO Registry Exams?  In a post on AskNod, one veteran says that he was tested for HCV in 2010;  he was positive.   Does the VA test for other diseases not-related to AO exposure? If so, I find this curious.

Does anyone regret having submitted to the AO Registry Exam?  Have AO Registry Exam results ever been used against a veteran in a later claim for benefits?

What are the pros and cons of these exams?  Are they a good idea or a potential trap?


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STARDUST RADIO SUNDAY PM

Tune in for the radio show that got scrubbed two weeks ago. Rick is back from the Kokomo Vet’s shindig and will be hosting it.

Same Bat Time- same Bat Channel. Sunday evening 1900 hrs EDT or 1600 on the Left Coast. Listen in. Stardust Radio’s very own Rick Townsend and his sidekick (me). New ideas on how you look at and how to look at the vA and their claims process. We’re not going to talk NOD bone connected to the SOC bone; SOC bone connected to the F-9 bone. We’re light years past that. Learn how not to lose.

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WANTED–DEAD OR ALIVE BY VAOIG

$5,000 REWARD

FOR INFORMATION LEADING TO THE ARREST AND CONVICTION

OF THIS PERSON. vA OFFICE OF INSPECTOR GENERAL

The above young lady is wanted for costing the vA potentially billions. Yep. She’s the one who spilled the  beans about the USPS’s Form 3817 Certificate of Mailing. One of these hummers.

By scaling back the cost of mailing a Certified Mail- Return Receipt Requested ( average cost for the smallest letter $6.45) to a paltry $1.15 -which, I might add, includes the mailing-more Vets are  going to be inclined to file far more frequently. They’ll also be hitting Burger King with the extra $5.30, too. This Postmistressperson has single-handedly reduced the cost of proving (read rebutting) the Common Law Mailbox Rule of filing.  As Vets, we owe her an immense debt of gratitude.

For years, we all used the Green Card and paid exorbitantly. In one fell swoop, she reduced it a stupendous 82%.  Remember the fond old days of the BVA blowing you off and not even sending the card back for 6 months? That’s how Ms. Postmistressperson and I struck the friendship. It seems I was always down there asking for a signed proof they received it.  This led to a discussion about the Presumption of Regularity pertaining to mailings versus the Common Law Mailbox Rule. To clue you in, vA is trusted implicitly to say they mailed you something whenever they say they did. This is the Presumption Of Regularity that says they put it in the mail and its presumed the USPS knew what they were doing and delivered it to you.

If you’re a lowlife, no account Veteran, you have to prove you mailed it. This is the Common Law Mailbox Rule. You pay to certify its delivery and IF you get a signed green card back, you can sleep tonight. With the Form 3817, it’s mail and go. You just paid $1.15 for Presumption of Regularity right back at them.

The USPS is going to be gunning for her soon, too. Think of the untold millions the USPS can ill afford to lose with Veterans switching over to Certificates of Mailing. She’ll be the ruin of two Agencies-not one.

One last thought. I know far and away that vA “loses” more mail than any other agency of government. I hesitate to think that there may be some initial losses where the Triage unit in the mail room thinks that innocuous $1.15 metered stamp on the New and Material Evidence you sent in means you didn’t pay for the green card. Remember, it doesn’t say Cert. Of Mailing. There’s no  “Better not shred. Better not lie. Better not cheat ’cause I’m tellin’ you why.” That $1.15 metered stamp is STEALTH technology.  While I do not believe in conspiracies, I might subscribe to the Tooth Faery newsletter if it had an article about vA’s shredding room antics on 3817s soon.

Remember, I filed my PCT rating reduction CUE October 18, 2011? When I produced the 3817 proof last month, they miraculously remembered that dang if they didn’t did get it after all.  Some day it will all be done electronically and they can just push delete. Until that day, I’ll die by a paper cut.

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THE ILP BIBLE

In keeping with my frequent filer habits and being fearful that those poor souls down to the  Seattle VARO VR&E section have nothing to read in the library, I took pity on them and gave them an opportunity to exercise their brain muscle.

Mr. Kris, my VR&E guy, who’d vocabulary has a lot of negatives in it consisting of “Denied”, will get ample finger exercise on Adobe Acrobat shortly. I’ve already been denied the greenhouse but the last time he called, the synopsis was “Sure. Send it on in. We’ll run it up the flag pole and see if anyone salutes it.”

Failing a grant, the next step is back up to the BVA hacienda at 810 Vermin Ave. NW. I think I made my case. In any event, the important thing is that it teaches all of you the parameters and how to scale the walls. If they gave me a computer, why not you? Admittedly, a greenhouse seems like so much more, but financially it’s probably less than what Santaseki delivered this July. Check it out. I apologize for being so wordy but its necessary when you deal with these bozos.

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CAVC–BROCK v. SHINSEKI–BOGUS SMRs

Not satisfied with those 1979 SMRs? What the hell? Write some new ones and run ’em through the copy machine about six times, put them up on the dashboard for some summer sun and submit them. What? vA ain’t buyin’? Heavens to Murgatroid. What now? Go to the Court and bluster.

Think about where you were in 1984. I was just finished with Marilyn and was thinking about Candice.  Mr. Richard Brock was filing for AO. This was seven years before vA even admitted it (AO) might make funny babies. Apparently he wanted to get his marker in early on this. I don’t blame him seeing’s how it turned out. Mr. Brock had some serious AO diseases cooking. To wit:

[that]Agent Orange caused him to suffer from post-traumatic stress disorder (PTSD), sarcoma, a nervous disorder, extreme pain, skin disorders/chlorache, down syndrome, porphyria cutanea tarda, a liver disorder, a neurological disorder, an ulcer, “altered lipid metabolism,” an immunological disorder, a hepatobiliarytrack disorder, a blood disorder, gastric hyperplasia, and gastrointestinal malfunction. Brock v. Shinseki 2012

Jez, and here I thought I was sick. The Court does not speak to the outcome of this claim but segues into the next one in 1990. That is because the claim was dismissed without prejudice. There was no claims apparatus in place to decide this in 1984. Beverly Nehmer was just getting her marker down. 

In September 1990, the appellant filed a second claim………..

…………………………………………. (Alex Trebeck music)………….

…………………………………………………..However, pursuant to a subsequent decision of the U.S. Court of Appeals for the Federal Circuit, the Court remanded the appellant’s case in March 2001. Brock  supra

Stay with me here

 In July 2006, the Board denied the appellant’s claim

in July 2007, the parties submitted a joint motion to remand the case.

In June 2008, the Board remanded the appellant’s case for further development.

in November 2010 the appellant informed VA that he would never submit to a VA medical examination.

The Board, in its July 26, 2011, decision here on appeal, denied the appellant entitlement to service connection for disabilities resulting from exposure to Agent Orange.  Brock supra

Twenty one years on the assembly line and no resolution. What is of interest is that finally the vA, to their credit, are finally looking into his old AO records and notice some irregularities. The Rickster has maintained all along the illnesses above are diagnosed and proven. No Dog And Pony shows are needed. The evidence is in the submitted records and no more need be said. He was in RVN. He says he’s sick. Somewhat suspect records confirm his illnesses albeit not in Doctorspeak. He proclaims he’s being dissed and refuses to do any more C&Ps. Now, before the Court, he proclaims

The appellant argues that the Board failed to take into account certain evidence in reaching its decision, failed to ensure that VA fulfilled its duty to assist by obtaining all relevant records, and failed to adequately apply the benefit of the doubt rule. Brock supra

Before we go any further, allow me to disabuse you of the belief in 38 CFR 3.102. Yep. I know what it says. Reasonable doubt has been discussed for years. If you went into an RO or the BVA on Vermin Ave. NW with a special camera designed to capture BOTD, you’d come up empty-handed. If you asked to see it in action, they’d shrug their shoulders and tell you a) you just missed it; b) it’s hard to see; c) they know when it deserves to be employed or d) you don’t know the secret handshake so you’re not cleared to receive it.

Here’s an example of BOTD.

The records reveal the claimant, a combat medic, was wounded several times and received the Congressional Medal of Honor. While there is no evidence he received a transfusion, his testimony falls under 38 USC 1154(b) and the combat presumption is recognized. Giving the Veteran the benefit of the doubt, service connection for HCV is granted. His claim for PTSD is remanded to verify his reported stressors.

imagesBOTD is a fig newton of the imagination. It is employed to look as though some serious thought went into it. It puts wings on Veteran’s hearts and allows VSOs to sell Koolaid. It’s like Santa Claus and the Tooth Faery with a large dollop of the Flat Earth Society stirred in.  It exists as a regulation in CFRland. Any semblance to real people is an extraordinary coincidence. Nevertheless it gets top billing right up there with “For he who shall have borne the battle…”

Let’s get back to the “medical evidence quandary.

The Board found that the October 1979 VA medical examination report is “clearly not completed by a physician” and was “completed by the [appellant] or someone, other than a medical
professional, at his direction.” R. at 13. The Board supported its conclusion by observing that the entries in the report

are clearly not stated in language characteristic of that of a medical professional but are stated in language consistent with various statements found in the claims files that were received and signed by the [appellant]. It is also clear that the [appellant] did not attend a VA examination as he acknowledged so in his December 1979 letter.

The Board then found that its rejection of the October 1979 examination report is evidence weighing against the authenticity of the November 1984 VA medical examination report because it is “the same type of report.” Id. The Board also found that the November 1984 VA examination report “was not filled-in by any medical professional and is clearly and unambiguously a fraud.” R.at 18.
This the Board concludes for two reasons. First, the [appellant] did not report for the examination, as documented in the VA Request for Physical Examination which shows that he did not report for the examination. Second, the language and logic expressed in the entries just quoted is clearly not that of a medical professional but rather is more in keeping with the [appellant’s] language and logic found in statements that he                       has signed. Brock supra

No wonder this took twenty one years to get here. At the very end, the VLJ and his minions stepped on their necktie. They could have listed all the diseases the Rickmeister laid out back in 1990. Butnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnooooooooooooooooooooooooooo. They just had to only mention three. So here we go again back to the RO for a comprehensive denial that properly encompasses every last disease and why all over again.

I often say you can win at this is you are persistent. Mr Brock will not. His hands are unclean on the records alone. vA, if they wanted to play a good April Fool’s joke on him, could let some bubblehead rater give it to him and then come back on him a la Keith Roberts and say he did this fraudulently. Off to jail, Mr. Brock. Four years, Mr. Brock. Justice was served, Mr. Brock. April Fool’s Mr. Brock.

Think of how many Vets who could have been denied Benefit of the Doubt while Mr. Brock foolishly litigated in bad faith. Of course, there is the other side of the coin and Mr. Brock may be getting dealt a horrible miscarriage. We’ll find out in about another decade at this rate.

Meet Mr. Brock

Brock No Show

Mr. Brock’s claim

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SETTING UP THE KILL ZONE

I answered a member’s comment (bobbie dott) who asked what the “Win or Die” strategy of claims prosecution was. I did him/her(?) a disservice. Allow me to rephrase that.

Bobbie, the W/D strategy is a mental concept. I had a shot at repping an unpowered derby car in Seattle in 1978. If you’ve ever been to the Pike Place Market, there is a semi-steep hill as you enter the one-way street in. They used to hold the derby car races there every spring. A Medic crew usually stood by to take the ones who missed the turn to the right. Minor lacerations-and indeed stitches-were the order of the day. That year we painted it shiny black and the logo was a skull and crossbones. The crossed bones had black and white checkered flags at their tops. The name of my chariot? WIN OR DIE. That’s what you’re here for, right? You’re in this for good. No half measures. You bail out of the aircraft with the full knowledge that God sends the Right. There is one philosophy and that is Win. Failing that, you grow old and Die trying.

If you’re 11Bravo, you think like this. Okey dokey. M-60s on the flanks, riflemen in the middle. Adjust the HMGs for unobstructed enfilading fire without cross contamination of  each other. Sit back and light up a Marb (red). The gooks will be here when they catch smell of the cigarettes.

Now translate that into win or die theory. Okey dokey, email NPRC and get the med/mil recs. Call the doctor innocuously and get an appt. for the big nexus talk. Print up the Nexus Bible. Avoid the new Disability Benefits Questionnaire (DBQ) like the Plague. Write yourself a test nexus letter to sound it out phonically. Spellcheck, please? Call the records repository for all your medical records from your civilian doctors. Get any VISTA vA medical records. Read up on your disease and the secondaries. Print up juicy tidbits for your doctor of sound logic about your ills and possible causes/risks.

Get it all dialed in, then assemble it like Santa does his sleigh and send it in. Make sure you have covered everything I discussed in my book. No baking soda in lieu of baking powder. The recipe is simple but explicit. The finished product is yours, not vA’s. There will be no “What I was trying to say was…” or “You’re taking it out of context”.  Think Continuity. Enfilading fire they run into rather than at.

Enfilading fire, for all who did not shoot machine guns, is a concept whereby your flanks of a semi-circular defensive kill zone are protected by true machine guns, not assault rifles set on rock and roll. Imagine someone running from your left to your right across the street in front of you. Next, imagine someone running down the street directly towards you. If you set up you machine guns on the flanks as in the first example, the enemy runs into your bullets without you having to move the MG appreciably. In the second example, he is running directly toward you which entails aiming carefully and trying to hit a bobbing, weaving target.

With every facet of your claim protected, the vA runs into an “enfilading fire” in that it cannot get through your logic. Anything vA tries to use to base their denial on has been examined, discussed and rationally solved in your favor. This is Offensive Claims 101. They use ex parte justice-you report/we decide. You fix this by handing in your book report that you sharpened like the finest bamboo punji. Use their pet phrases from the hallowed M-21 vASpeak. For them it’s like talking in an echo chamber when they respond.  The last thing you want to do is walk in there, fill out the claim, and hand in a DBQ, bobbie. That’s suicide yet Vets do it every day.

Did you notice during prepping and barbecuing of Under Secretary for Excuses Allison Hickey at the House of Representatives this summer even she was loathe to admit it but finally acknowledged the DBQs “were a little bit defective” in that they were absent the most important block to fill in. That would be the one that requires insertion of item #3 of the immutable Golden Triangle precepts. The third leg of the legendary Caluza Gordian Knot. The third triad of the fabled Hickson requirements. Why, the prime ingredient of the Hallowed Shedden elements. Without it, your claim heads to the Group W bench. Apologies to Arlo, but this does not stand for Win.

Without the nexus, vA is allowed to opine. They are allowed to “fix it”. They call in their Ouija experts and divine the bones. The chicken entrails are read and you come up short. Aunt Allison acknowledged all that and pointed out that the DBQs were such a brilliant idea in the War on Drugs ah, Crime ah, the Backlog that she felt it incumbent upon her to get them out there for Vets pronto. Due to a planned oversight printers’s error, the nexus block was purposefully inadvertently omitted.  Full of that knowledge, she had planned all along to issue the new, reformed DBQ as soon as humanly possible. In the meantime they were simply using up the available stock of forms already printed ( a paltry million or two) so as to save money and increase efficiency for the ROs. This has a marked effect on speeding up claims because they are all easily denied.  Win-win for vA. More money for those Orlando seminars on improving your handicap.

Win Or Die does not entertain the above scenario. You go in with a seamless coat of armor. Everything is there because you provided it. Nothing is left to chance. vA does not need to retrieve anything but they will pretend this is an unholy mess that requires several years, a file cabinet’s worth of paper and an appeal or two. Read dem bones, bobbie dott. Or…

Call a VSO. It’s Just One Vet’s Opinion (J1VO).

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VETERANS MUSEUM IN WASHINGTON (STATE)

I took a copy of my book and my RPG-2 down to Chehalis yesterday. I donated both to the museum because they did not have either one. Their collection of Vietnam stuff is rather amazing but the B-40 launcher will be a killer addition to the museum. Apparently I wasn’t the only packrat to bring/send a lot of stuff home. It was far easier in 1970 than now from what I’ve heard. Guys coming back from Af-stan are actually run through a metal detector now when departing. I’m glad they didn’t frisk me at Travis when I got back. I was a walking arsenal.  I sent the RPG out in the diplomatic pouch from the U.S. Embassy in Vientiane. That sounds far harder than it actually was. Everything leaving the U.S. Embassy went out in the pouch. No customs. Nada. The Russians, Communist Chinese, North Vietnamese and the Neutral Laotian Forces under Prince Souvanna were all spying on us when we came through Wattay Airport. It was common to have your picture taken by them when out bar-hopping downtown in the evening. The bounty on us up-country was reputed to be $350 for enlisted folks and $1000 for officers. To put that in perspective, $350 was what you could hope to make from all the opium you produced in 7 years if you were a Hmong farmer.

Chip Duncan arranged the Meet and Greet (“Come on down between 1030 and 1700 hrs.”) and accepted my donations in person. Good deal. My son’s days of shooting bottle rockets out of it is long gone.  By the time his kids are old enough, it’ll be a bozo no-no to even have a picture of one. Here’s Chip sighting in on my F-150 in the parking lot.

And his loader (Wayne Bier)

Somehow I neglected to take a picture of the young lady who supervises these two ( Marcy Weaver). I’ll make another trip down soon, haul some more mementos, and get her picture then.

I should add that this museum is a must-see if you are roaming around the Northwest quadrant of the United States on a summer vacation. The quality of the exhibits is professional. Much like a snowball rolling downhill, this will only get better as more Vets find it and donate some of their swag. Their Vietnam-era display was lacking very little with the exception of the RPG but then they are few and far between. Good luck trying to find a real one on Craigslist or Ebay.

For information on the Museum, go to this website. I posted an earlier blog on this when I visited last month. From the Revolutionary War to Af-stan/Iraq, this museum has it all under one roof. Great memories if you’re a Vet and a thoroughly enjoyable experience if you’re just a rubberneck.

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