CAVC–THINGS YOU NEED TO KNOW–I

Recently, a member arrived here with advice she had received on another Veteran’s help site. It was not encouraging news on her current claim for her husband who is severely disabled. While I strongly advocate Vet’s should seek the widest possible range of advice possible, I predicate that on premise that said advice is viable and well-reasoned. Without going into the particulars, the gist of the advice was to give up and go home. This from a man who claims to have worn many hats all the way from military service through VSO. I’m sure he thinks his advice is sage and germane but it is tainted by the union-mentality of “We do it this way and if you want to work here, you’ll do the same.”

As we all know, such a myopic and narrow brand of thinking results in what I can best describe as “railroad logic”. You’re stuck between two steel rails and cannot venture off them to sample other directions. This medical condition is incurable. The patient is forever condemned to think in one plane of existence and be ignorant of others’ opinions and advice. Consequently, when confronted with a situation where a Vet has been given contradictory advice prior to his/her query, he is forced by that union mentality to defend his advice and in the process, eviscerate the advice of the Vet who raised it. This would all be well and fine if the advice were sound.

Advice, when offered, should come with a few codicils rather than be fired from the hip. In particular, advice that suggests Vets should stick with VSOs rather than hire attorneys is poorly thought out if you plan to file a jetgun claim for HCV or bent brain box  (3B)syndrome. [As an aside, doesn’t 3B sound better than PTSD?] If you have no legal acumen, you need help. Since VA prevents you from having an attorney at the most important phase, you need to rethink your legal strategies. A good self-help site like this one can guide even the most legally challenged through the process until they hit the concertina wire and can actually hire one.

One thing I’ll be writing extensively about here soon, is the Court Of Appeals For Veterans Claims (CAVC or Court) and how it pertains to you. Many of you will be denied initially simply because that is what the VA does. There is no balanced and thoughtful, insightful investigation of your claim. It’s torn into 6 different sub-parts and prosecuted piecemeal. When finally reassembled, the parts don’t fit together and bingo! The reject bin. The reject bin is fairly large. 85% of the claims large.  Think PODS large, guys. Think Omaha Beach in the first wave large.

People seem to think that everyone appeals or that a large majority do. Think 5 percent. Why that happens is a constant source of amazement to me. “No” is not in my vocabulary. If only 50,000 appeal each year out of over one million claims filed, there must be somebody or something throwing a lot of water on the fire. I’m not going to cast stones but after three forays against Victor Alpha in the capable hands of VSOs, I am underwhelmed with their enthusiasm. This is the advice problem that the young spousal member approached me with. To appeal or not to appeal. Do we have to even ask this question? I trust each and every one of you who served America to come here in good faith with the honest belief that your ills are the product of your service. Some will be goldbricks but as a percentage, they are minute and statistically inconsequential. There may be an uptick during hard economic times such as these but no one can fairly legislate a law preventing a bum’s rush to the bar for a free drink. VA attempts to and politely removes any rugs you may trip on en route but it is lip service. The reality is Claymores w/ trip wires and well-disguised punji pits for the FNGs.

vA fortunately publishes much of the results of their adjudications, breaking it down by VSOs, attorneys, and self-represented Veterans. This advice reflects that on average, 22 percent of you somehow win at the BVA. This puts a fork in the notion that you got an 86% accuracy rate in the decisions at the RO. vA  views it much differently. I guess they surmise that only the truly worthy cases were appealed in the first place so it’s no anomaly that 22 percent were successful. So, 50K appealed. 850K didn’t. What’s wrong with this picture? If the greatest majority are represented by VSOs, it’s assumed that the represented Vets acceded to the advice of their representative. That is disturbing news.

As published also, apparently only five thousand of you are brave enough to venture into the CAVC each year. Since VSOs only wear rubber boots just so tall, they are not allowed into the Court. Hip waders are in order there. Real law degrees are needed, not certificates of attendance to 38 CFR lectures or pictures from the trophy wall in the VSO’s bar. No one discusses this when you sit down and fill out the 21-22 shoveled under your nose at the beginning of your Odyssey.  Why ask at this stage when they are twisting your arm for the POA? If you know full well that you are going to have to move your flag from one ship to another somewhere down the road, the smart money says to prepare well ahead for it. VSOs do not. They have an infrastructure that is heavily dependent on a Veterans pro bono consortium set up by several of the VSOs and a willing bunch of altruistic attorneys. I do not mean to denigrate them but they are well-meaning and new to the game. After gaining experience and schooling in the art, they are snapped up by other firms or go out on their own. Many are on loan from large firms that use them to satisfy the requirement of offering pro bono services as part of a neighborhood or national commitment to under-represented, indigent souls. Vets comprise a larger number of those and not just at this Court.

Back to the brave 5,000. Oddly, these souls walk away with a phenomenal 60 percent of wins in the form of remands, reversals and (hold your breath) admissions of misfeasance (no blame attached), stupidity on the part of VLJs( no names), and mutually agreed upon contracts where VA barters, grants or partially fulfills your claim with no admission of guilt. This is what you never hear. This is the dirty little secret in the closet that vA will never admit to. They screw up. A lot. And this is where It finally gets fixed.

Before I’d ever heard of the Veterans Benefits Manual (VBM), and even before I knew how the system worked, I noticed that remands from the Court seemed to disappear. It stands to reason that when the Court sends something down to BVA for a do over, it would resurface like a bobber after a bass strikes it. No bobber equals fish on.  I surmised (rightly) that an accommodation had been made by the parties. If you had 5 years invested into an appeal and you got a remand back to the BVA (purgatory for a while), it’s not likely you’d throw in the towel this late. Of course there is the distinct possibility that you died, but we won’t discuss that today.

While studying up on why and how I’m going to kick ass and take names, I have been hitting the VBM heavily and now I see a chasm between what I hear at some of these other Veterans websites and what is written by the same pro bono attorneys who will be representing any of you who arrive there without one (and no desire to pay one the going rate of 20%). It is common knowledge at 625 Indian Ave. NW and down at 810 Vermin Ave. NW that the practice of horse-trading is alive and well in 2012. If this is so prevalent, why is it such a well-kept secret that it requires the secret handshake and a password to get in? We will be studying this phenomenon in next few weeks to acquaint you with it. We are going to reveal the password and handshake and expose the truth.

Unfortunately, I have to go to my grandson Conner’s soccer game right now or I would splash the exposé. I’m a closet soccer Granddad. News and film at Six.

Whoa! These just in from our cameraman on-scene at the game.

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CURCUMIN–BREAKFAST FOR YOUR LIVER

Over a year ago, I started taking this ingredient which derives from the Indian spice Tumeric. We see it mostly in  curry powder and on deviled eggs. Cupcake, in her contunuing desire to keep me on this side of the grass, searches far and wide for liver supplements that don’t involve quackery. My naturopath initially suggested it but after more study, it’s obvious this spice derivative has more on the ball than even milk thistle.

I’ll put a few links to this here and leave you to your own devices. What I really want to communicate about it is elementary. Everything you eat has to be filtered through your liver. Everything. Drugs, food, alcohol, tylenol, filet mignon, the whole panoply of things that disappear down the piehole. With that in mind, you have to be selective about what enters in. When you hit stage 4 and are staring cirrhosis in the face, it’s even more daunting because of a lifetime of habits.

The hardest thing I ever did was give up my affliction for fast food. Burger King and McDonald’s stock fell precipitously when I realized they were my liver nemesis. I’ve never been back even once. Have you ever seen the movie  Supersize Me? Its an Indie film with very little advertising  but extremely educational . A gentleman ate exclusively at McDonald’s for a month and was given liver function tests prior to and subsequently thereafter. His AST/ALT results, the two main indicators of liver health, were dramatically different. Healthy numbers would be 20 and 25 respectively. The healthy range is between 5-40 generally for both. Both of his climbed up to almost 100.

To put that in perspective, my liver numbers are usually 100 and 200. My ALT has gone as high as 605 when my autoimmune hepatitis was competing with the HCV for ascendancy. That was six months after my one and only dose of Interferon. I’m happy as a clam when I can get my ALT down in the 150 range where it is right now. 

Back to curcumin.   Here’s the medical aspect in fancy words. Several studies have illustrated curcumin’s hepatoprotective effects, leading researchers to suggest its use in protecting the liver from exogenous insults from environmental toxins. Curcumin also has the capacity to increase both the flow and solubility of bile. Curcumin’s hepatoprotective effects are due in part to direct free-radical scavenging; but curcumin also enhances the body’s natural antioxidant system, which increases glutathione levels, thereby aiding in hepatic detoxification and inhibiting nitrosamine formation.

Even I can can glean the important words out of this to know that curcumin is probably a good thing for liver-challenged heppers. What’s more, it’s on the shelf at most, if not all, health food stores. I can’t say it’s helping me because I don’t see any improvement. I guess its an article of faith that I’ll live longer if I do use it though. The benefit will probably be at the other end when I succeed in living longer than my doctor predicted. For those of us who are precluded from Interferon/Vertex/Ribavirin avenues, the choices are limited. Naturopathic remedies are our only respite and they are few.

Here are some articles you may find useful.

http://www.naturalnews.com/029872_curcumin_cirrhosis.html

http://www.liversupport.com/wordpress/2010/12/could-curcumin-help-your-liver/

http://www.naturalnews.com/023287_turmeric_curcumin_disease.html

I’m not a doctor or lawyer but I am capable of reading and making fact-based choices. It’s fairly obvious to me that aeons history have recorded that something is afoot with curcumin that promotes liver vitality. In light of the vast usage of this in food in one of the most hepatitis-prone areas of the world leads me to believe the witch doctors know whereof they speak. Even if they were full of hooey, its one foodstuff that can’t hurt you.

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VA COLA HELD HOSTAGE

As if we didn’t have enough on our plates. It seems Vets will once again get the shaft even when SSD/SSI will get theirs. I find it inconceivable that any member of Congress would be this selfish. After reading that, I changed my mind. It’s not inconceivable at all. It’s in perfect harmony with the rest of the dysfunctional crap they are pulling. It no longer seems to be just one political party now. Screw the Vet and smile when you say you are our best friend in the world.

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2012 BVA DECISIONS–GET ‘EM WHILE THEY’RE HOT (OR BEFORE THEY’RE NOT)

Yeppers, VA campers. The decisions are back, the site works and the 2012 decisions are up-or are they? Some of the first half from 1/01/2012 to about 6/1/2012 are archived and gone. Unless you have a docket number, they’re gone for good. Read up quick because the new Fall decisions will cut into them and they’ll disappear, too.

Remember, You heard it here first because we have all the “Read ’em and Weep”s scoops first. Enjoy. Get out the popcorn and a cool IPA. There’s 400 of them in there-all tasty new morsels to look for a new trick, a new way to deny or examples of BVA’s famous shotgun justice.

Jez, go figure. It’s broke already. Every 2012 decision I clicked on says page not found. This is like April Fool’s late. That or a Ground Hog day we’re condemned to repeat forever.

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VARO–CLEVELAND– DOES ANYBODY HERE KNOW WHAT “TBI” STANDS FOR?

You had to love it when the Operational Readiness Team showed up (always unexpectedly) and the commander was at Mamasan’s House of Credit (whorehouse).

Here, we see the same sneak attack scenario with the OIG pounce. “Excuse me, sir. Step away from the shredder.”  Remember, this was the home of the first “the machine ate the Vet’s homework” VARO. Good old Cleveland. You can almost hear Drew Carey and gang  punctuating it with “Ohio”!

Seems the old Cleveland office is messing up again. Since everyone is very deferential and non-judgmental about others’ performance, you will notice that they tread lightly over how much havoc has ensued and gently admonish the troops to be more careful. Nothing is said about how a highly-trained DRO with years of experience is signing off on TBIs which he presumably has read and agrees with. Remember, unless its an extraordinary award over $25,000.00, it only needs the rater and his DRO supervisor’s John Hancock (to whom I’m related, thank you).   Never mind, I hate name droppers too.

I find it interesting they can get AO claims done right. Perhaps it’s because it’s presumptive and it takes the grant or deny argument down about 5 notches to make it easier. Pretty sad. The good news is they got the warning on the Winston-Salem cigarette RO pretty clear. Rumor has it they rented a large storage area in Indiana across the state line to hide the overflow. 5 mail room personnel are there with scanners and fax machines sending records back to Cleveland on an as-needed basis to save gas.

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Hi. This is Peggy. I’m not available right now. Please leave a number and the best time to reach you.

This one may have gotten past most Vets advocates.   You see, many of them simply do not trust the information received when you call the VA at 800-827-1000, commonly referred to as Peggy on some Vet’s help sites. We generally call it Dial a smile or Dial a Prayer (DAP).  The email  address is uluz.com  

With a million Vet waiting list, many, many of them would like to know the status of their claim, or, more specifically, when are they going to get paid. They usually would like to know when they call. That’s the whole idea. Call va. Get info.

Up until 2007, you could call DAP and talk to a real Vet technician with power to fix things right inside your own VARO.

The nerve of those “Pesky” Veterans…Peggy is overwhelmed.  It seems Peggys have been drafted to help with the claims backlog. You now often  have to have an appointment to call Peggy.  Yep.  Not enough Peggy’s to go around.  Now, when you call Peggy, you eventually get a computer that asks you to leave your name and number and a time when Peggy can call you back.  That’s right..phone calls to Peggy for information are frequently “by appointment only”.   One problem with that is I was unable to even get an appointment with Peggy!  That’s right..Peggy stiffed me.

What does all this mean?   For some years now, Veterans have not been able call their Regional Office…nooooo, this might mean a Veteran could reach someone and maybe solve his problem.   And its clear, they (VA) do not want you to be able to solve your problem, that is, to find out what the glitch in your benefits actually is and be directed to the right person to fix it.  But the Veteran had a “friend in Peggy”.   Peggy could at least explain why it was taking so long, and maybe even give you a friendly “Hang in there, Vet”.  This was uplifting when the kids said things like, “Daddy, are we going to be kicked out of our home for not paying the mortgage soon?”

In order to solve the increasing homelessness caused by this new wrinkle, VA has developed an eco-friendly luggage cart for all the family’s belongings. Free luxury vA luggage is available as well. What’s more, this, faux stainless steel, rugged, all-weather luggage conveyance doubles as a handy barbecue in the blink of an eye. Yes, after that nasty eviction, you’ll be the envy of your fellow homeless Vet friends. Call Peggy and leave her the number of the closest phone booth and a time she can reach you.  Don’t forget your last name and your last four. You can take possession of these babies at the RO. Please bathe before coming in. No Petuli oil, please.

BBQ as advertised. Your model may vary slightly. Fire not included. Wheels are optional for a small fee. Includes free bread warming shelf. Includes dealer prep and destination fees. vA assumes no responsibility for uses other than luggage transporter and BBQ. Not a Toy. Do not leave young children unattended in this conveyance.

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BOBBY DOT–VFW’S LOSS=VET’S GAIN

I spotted this attached to the Vet’s dictionary today. Bobby Dot has left us a few comments on posts lately. This deserves front page status. Vets in Pennsylvania will soon have a National Service Officer who doesn’t shoot blanks.

 bobby dott says:

September 26, 2012 at 13:48 (Edit)

  1. I was recently terminated as a part time “PAID” VSO with the VFW. I have done claims since 2004 and never once did I have a complaint of any kind. Ok, I put first name last and last name: you get the drift. But I was dismissed (office at Phila VAMC & Vet Centers) because, well they claimed I was a liability because I had a tendency to research and develop claims for vets. Vets who are illiterate, burned out, not sure what to do next… I didn’t bother to burn any bridges. I am waiting for my test date for NSO so I can work for myself. So, if the VFW in Philadelphia spent $331 twice a m month for 6 new part time service officers, who actually help with claims, my math says $47.664 a year salary. That’s half the tab of all the booze spent at the stae and national conventions in 2011.

    Wow. Totally new concept. A VSO who helps Vets. I’m trying to wrap my mind around that.

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ASKNOD–DEVIL’S ADVOCATE

Every time I get a question from Vets, my mind turns over the obverse of the coin. What if? JAVet just posted an interesting observation on the VCS/VUT crew pounding on the Supremes’ door for justice and it brought to mind the horrific scenario of even more disenfranchised Vets(read dead).

An important facet of claims backlog is where to put all these Vets and their files when the pipeline is severely clogged. Rather than encumber the BVA with them and engender even more bad press, VAROs have been forced to delay their transmittal to D.C. BVA has apparently indicated their file rooms are overwhelmed and can take no more.  I infer this by the VARO expediency in caching your file interminably until BVA signals that they are now free to import more about the country. Their faulty reasoning is that ROs are more equipped to handle the overflow. The pictures of the Winston-Salem sixth floor file room amply illustrated the problem.
Since the BVA is the Headquarters of this comedy club, they have first say on who gets stuck with the storage tab. As JAV points out, filling out a VA Form 8 and putting the files in a box for transmittal to D.C is certainly no more than a time-consuming 2.6 hours including the side trip downstairs to Starbucks.
Now, to play Devil’s advocate. What if…what if 50% of denied Vets decided to make the Hajj to D.C. ?Currently it stands at 50,000 of the over 1,000,000 claims filed each year. 50,000 appeals represents 5% of the total filed annually (approx.). With the sure knowledge that it takes every day of the aforementioned 834 to get the VLJ’s signature, what if 50% of Vets filed appeals? Worse, what if everyone did? If you think congressmen are throwing a tantrum over their constituents having to endure a decade of delay, imagine this scenario.

The specter of even a 5% increase to 10% (100,000 souls) filing would clog the system to such a degree that a 3-year delay would seem a whirlwind affair. Put this in perspective. In January 1991 my claim was finally and utterly denied at the Seattle RO. My decision was handed down March 5, 1992. For the numerically challenged, that was 21 years ago. Nevertheless the delay was still over a year. Boards consisted of three members and there were a total of 20 Boards (60 VLJs).

There are now 75 or so VLJs- each a Board in his/her own right. That should have kept up with the influx. Not. My last trip to 810 Vermin Ave. NW departed April 5th, 2010 and came back denied in May 2012- a virtually identical amount of time. I insulated it against remands by waiving that right or I might have died in the ensuing 5-8 year ping pong game.  One claim was advanced on the docket and one (CUE) was not. If they had both been normal, I would still be waiting for the Form 8 and the ceremonial Pony Express sendoff.

Continuing down this path of perfidy, think of the consequences of this lump in the python as it approached the CAVC. Here the dichotomy is even more pronounced. Instead of the meagre 50,000 who brave the journey to D.C.,  currently only 5,000 are hearty enough or are sufficiently invested with the intestinal fortitude to see it through at the Court.  Since only a paltry 20-24% see any success at the BVA, that is an appalling attrition rate of almost 40,000 souls. I don’t for a minute believe their cases are that compromised so someone is compelling them to throw in the towel. I guess I don’t need to point out that’s a lot of towels. I won’t cast aspersions on VSOs but I have had the conversation more than once about the futility of continuing my quest for justice.

The first incident occurred in 1992 after my BVA mishap. My DAV rep., Ron Ampe, politely suggested not fighting my 0% for hearing and Tinnitus and to be patient. The standard advice was to not be confrontational and to come back in a few years with the 10% begging bowl. One certainly didn’t want to appear greedy as that was considered bad form. As for the back/hips denial, there was simply no mention of the new CAVC and the avenue of judicial review.

The second was more nuanced. Rick Talbott of AMVETS fame, soon to be a used car salesman, was very frank. “The ball’s in your court, Nod. Whadaya wanna do? I think it’s a waste of our time but you da boss.” I opted to fight and we sent in the NOD. vA ignored me for 14 years and that is why it took so long to get SC. It might have helped if AMVETS had assigned me a new rep. We’ll never know.  That’s also why I am now at the CAVC arguing for my 1994 date.

The third wasn’t very nuanced. My Military Order of the Purple Nurple rep, Pat Dyer, made no bones about it. I had won the tinnitus so it was time to piss on the fire and call in the dogs. The HCV couldn’t be won because, well, Hell, everyone knows how Vets get that. Drugs, tattoos and STDs and all of them are willful misconduct -or so he said. As for the PCT? “Son, that’s a AO disease and they won’t ever give it to you. I’ve never seen one granted in my 15 years doing this. Shucks, boy. Ya got $15 K in retro on the Tinnitus. You want an egg in your beer, too?”  In a nutshell, I was being told to roll up and go home. When I started talking 38 CFR and nexus letters, he became angry and the conversation took a precipitous turn downhill.

In a nutshell, I believe a large reason why Vets do not appeal is the counsel they receive from their VSOs. After all, these people are the Sherpas trained to lead us through the vA maze. This might indicate a desire to search for new meat and new POAs. It may also indicate a desire to be rid of a claim that is difficult or will result in a Pyrrhic victory (0%) or outright denial. VSOs like easy, simple claims for pension and A&A for 89 year old widows. They abhor seeing a Vietnam Vet with a raging, 40-year old case of Hep and PTSD come through the door. If they had their druthers, you would be required to actually have your STRs from service or you would get no service.

This is why VSOs love the new breed of Gulf War Vets. They have all the documenting evidence. Nobody burned the warehouse down that contained their records. Everything is sanitary and orderly the way it should be with no surprises. Many begin the Odyssey while  still in service to provide a seamless transition.

One thing is certain. With the advent of the internet, many of you will do what I did. When you hit the wall of illness and finally learn the intricacies and nuances of the computer, suddenly the negative objective becomes attainable. Facebook provides an avenue into finding that long lost buddy or fellow shipmates aboard the USS Long Beach. More and more of you are going to become proficient at this and the numbers of claims filed will increase. What’s more, the number of appeals will escalate exponentially.

If the backlog was simply annoying before, I don’t even need to spell it out. Yep. You are going to be blamed for sabotaging the new push for the 125 day/96% accuracy planned for a 2015 roll out. In addition, endemic delays up the line will be your constant companion in the absence of any judicial renovations at Vermin Ave. NW. As for the CAVC, hiring even 20 more judges wouldn’t resolve the influx. At some point there would have to be a means test that disenfranchised a large number simply to keep up. Watch for the Frivolous Filings Police soon.

The teaching moment seems to be obvious. Heed the advice of your VSO- Abandon hope all ye who enter here. Or… break the bank and force the issue. The only way to effectively provoke change is to be obnoxious- like me.  Refuse to Lose. Win or Die. Call it what you will but do not acquiesce. vA plans for this. They incorporate this into their equation. They depend on the majority of you becoming disgusted with their process and walking away. That’s the whole precept of the delay and denial process. If you and all you buddies automatically whipped out a NOD over the most inconsequential of claims decisions, you would inundate the system anew and provoke much nail-biting and acid reflux at Under Secretary for Excuses Allison Hickey’s office. I, on the other hand, will probably find a car bomb strapped to my starter for pointing this out.

Take a page from Nike®. Just do it.

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SCOTUS: VA takes 573 days for what should take 2.6 hours!

This was not “plucked from Air” but rather, from a Writ of Cert to SCOTUS.   The Veterans for Common Sense (VCS)  and Veterans United for Truth  have petitioned the Supreme Court of the United States (SCOTUS) for a  Writ of Certiorari on Sept. 22, 2012,  according to the Veterans Law Library.

Is this maybe the reason your claim is taking so long?  Here is how the VCS stated it:

“Veterans must wait 261 days and 573 days, respectively, for the VBA to complete these simple tasks, (Certifying the Veteran’s Appeal to the BVA) even though the VBA has acknowledged they take only 2.6 hours combined for someone to complete.  The VBA does not know why some veterans must wait 1000 days or more for certification. ” (Citations omitted for brevity)

I think I can speculate “why” it takes the VA 1000 days for certification.  Because they can!  

Remember, there is significant financial incentive for the VA to delay your claim.  First, as the Cert. explains, thousands of Veterans die waiting on the VA to make a decision, and, in most cases the Veterans family never collects the benefits that were due him.

Next, even if the Veteran survives the appeals, the VA gets an interest free loan from the Veteran, sometimes for decades as no interest is ever paid to the Veteran.

The Veteran must comply with multiple deadlines or “lose out” on his ability to appeal, while the VA can take an unlimited amount of time processing his appeal.  Frankly, I think it is backwards.  I think the VA’s processing time should be limited to a year or else the Veteran should receive the benefits requested by default.

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NEW NAVY T-SHIRT RULES

While this may be a NAVOPS release, I’m sure it will receive wide dissemination by AF and Army unit commanders in short order. Our eye in the sky over SWA spotted this and sent it in:

U.S.  Navy Directive 16134 ( Inappropriate T-Shirts  ) The  following directive was issued by the commanding officer of all naval  installations in the Middle East. (It  was obviously directed at the  Marines.)

    To:  All Commands
Subject  : Inappropriate T-Shirts
Ref :  ComMidEast For Inst 16134 / / 24 K
All  commanders promulgate upon receipt.
The  following T-shirts are no longer to be worn on or off base by any military  or civilian personnel serving in the Middle East  :

1.  ‘Eat Pork or Die’ [both English and Arabic  versions]
2.  ‘Shrine Busters’ [Various. Show burning minarets or bomb/artillery shells  impacting Islamic shrines. Some with unit  logos.]
3.  ‘Goat – it isn’t just for breakfast anymore.’ [Both English and Arabic  versions]
4.  ‘The road to Paradise begins with me. [Mostly Arabic versions, but some in  English. Some show sniper scope  cross-hairs.]
5.  ‘Guns don’t kill people. I kill people.’ [Both Arabic and English  versions]
6.  ‘Pork. The other white meat.’ [Arabic  version]
7.  ‘Infidel’ [English, Arabic and other coalition force languages  .]
The  above T-shirts are to be removed from Post Exchanges upon receipt of this  directive.
In  addition, the following signs are to be removed upon receipt of this  message:
1..  ‘Islamic Religious Services Will Be Held at the Firing Range at 0800  Daily.’
2..  ‘Do we really need ‘smart bombs’ to drop on these dumb  bastards?’
All  commands are instructed to implement sensitivity  training upon  receipt.

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