HURRICANE SANDY AT THE TOMB

Just another day at work. This is why they gave this job to the Army. No one else wanted  it.

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THE PROFESSIONAL NATURE OF NURSES

Veteran Fred arrived for his scheduled appointment with the Yellow Team.

After the B/P, temperature check, depression check, and weigh-in, he returned to the waiting room and thumbed through old magazines. As usual, thirty minutes after his scheduled appointment, he was called in.

Nurse Perez inquired as to the problem and Veteran Fred allowed as it might be better were he to see a male nurse.

Nurse Prez said “Relax. I’m a professional. I do this all the time. There’s nothing I haven’t seen in twenty years of this.”

Fred was still recalcitrant about this and demanded “Promise you won’t laugh?” She reassured him she was a professional and nothing of the sort would ensue.

Vet Fred dropped trou and revealed the smallest appendage she’d ever seen. It’s length and width were akin to a AAA battery. Nurse Perez, in spite of her prior promise, allowed a small giggle to escape her lips. Like a fire in a dry, parched field, it expanded into a deep, rolling laughter. After a few moments she sheepishly regained her composure.

“I’m sorry. I’ve never done that before. I apologize profusely. That wasn’t very professional. I don’t know what came over me. Now, what can I do for you this morning?”

Veteran Fred looked down woefully, looked up, then met her gaze and replied “It’s horribly swollen, nurse”.

Nurse Perez stoically nodded, got up and rapidly exited the room. As she passed the receptionist out front, Perez instructed her to send the doctor in to see Veteran Fred. The receptionist was visibly alarmed when she noticed blood pouring down the nurse’s lip.  She inquired whether the good nurse needed medical assistance or if Fred had struck her.

Shaking her head in the negative, Nurse Perez mumbled stoically “Down to Urgent Care to get stitches in my tongue. I’ll be back shortly.”

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VOTE WISELY

 Heaven and Hell

While walking down the street one day a Corrupt Senator (that may be redundant) was tragically hit by a car and died.

His soul arrives in heaven and is met by St. Peter at the entrance.

“Welcome to heaven,” says St.. Peter. “Before you settle in, it seems there is a problem. We seldom see a high official around these parts, you see, so we’re not sure what to do with you.”

“No problem, just let me in,” says the Senator.

“Well, I’d like to, but I have orders from the higher ups. What we’ll do is have you spend one day in hell and one in heaven. Then you can choose where to spend eternity.”

“Really? I’ve made up my mind. I want to be in heaven,” says the Senator.

“I’m sorry, but we have our rules.”

And with that, St. Peter escorts him to the elevator and he goes down, down, down to hell.

The doors open and he finds himself in the middle of a green golf course.

In the distance is a clubhouse and standing in front of it are all his friends and other politicians who had worked with him.

Everyone is very happy and in evening dress. They run to greet him, shake his hand, and reminisce about the good times they had while getting rich at the
expense of the people.

They played a friendly game of golf and then dine on lobster, caviar and the finest champagne.

Also present is the devil, who really is a very friendly guy who is having a good time dancing and telling jokes.

They are all having such a good time that before the Senator realizes it, it is time to go.

Everyone gives him a hearty farewell and waves while the elevator rises.

The elevator goes up, up, up and the door reopens in heaven where St. Peter is waiting for him, “Now it’s time to visit heaven…

So, 24 hours passed with the Senator joining a group of contented souls moving from cloud to cloud, playing the harp and singing. They have a good time
and before he realizes it, the 24 hours have gone by and St. Peter returns.

“Well, then, you’ve spent a day in hell and another in heaven. Now choose your eternity.”

The Senator reflects for a minute, then he answers: “Well, I would never have said it before, I mean heaven has been delightful, but I think I would be better off in hell.”

So St. Peter escorts him to the elevator and he goes down, down, down to hell…

Now the doors of the elevator open and he’s in the middle of a barren land covered with waste and garbage. He sees all his friends, dressed in rags, picking up the trash and putting it in black bags as more trash falls to the ground.

The devil comes over to him and puts his arm around his shoulders.

“I don’t understand,” stammers the Senator. “Yesterday I was here and there was a golf course and clubhouse, and we ate lobster and caviar, drank champagne, and danced and had a great time. Now there’s just a wasteland full of garbage and my friends look miserable. What happened?”

The devil smiles at him and says, “Yesterday we were campaigning. Today, you voted..”

Please Vote Wisely Today

 

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MORE ILP–MOST EXCELLENT

This will give you plagiarism guidance for any denial in the future. Simply substitute the name of the proper senator, etc. and push print. My how I love to write. Bon appétit.

I’m probably not supposed to share this one with you but what the hey?

Mark J. Snow’s response…

And how is it I know GS?/how much Mark makes? Why, use the VARO-Whos’ Who up at the top in the widgets section and type in his name rank and airspeed. Elementary.

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VARO–ILP GREENHOUSE DENIAL

Ah. yes. The ongoing greenhouse brouhaha. This will entertain all who are contemplating ILP claims. Remember always in your filings that the operable phrase is “necessary or vital to independence in everyday living”. If you fail to demonstrate this need, your request falls flat like a soufflé. Conversely, the knife cuts both ways. If vA fails to say you haven’t met this hurdle or proceeds to denial saying you can adequately accomplish the mission with the tools (greenhouse) at hand, they are implicitly acknowledging that a greenhouse is necessary and vital to that independence you seek in everyday living. Ofttimes,  phrases become operable assumptions that cannot be retracted.

When my VR&E counselor first denied my computer and greenhouse in 2011, he traveled the “necessary and vital” road to denial in addition to the frivolous nature of  avocational useage. Ruh-oh, Rorge. Avocational is smack dab in the middle of what is allowed. He is so well-versed in the vocational aspect of it that he misread 38 USC § 3120 and assumed everything associated with an ILP program has to be a vocational step closer to an eventual job. Those of us applying for ILP are hopelessly handicapped and are the very reason for the program. We are also not candidates for retraining of any sort.

After almost a year  of denial, one day the sun rose and the need for a computer became “necessary and vital” to my independence in everyday living. How this change occurred I know not. That is immaterial. The good counselor, in his infinite wisdom ascertained that I suddenly  qualified for this item while also determining it was still not necessary and vital to have the greenhouse. I italicize that purposefully.  Last Friday he revised his assessment.

The greenhouse, which was adjudged not necessary and vital to my independence, now is-with a codicil. The existing one I have is adequate for my agricultural production needs and I do not need an additional one. Now for the punchline in three letters-ADA.

Yes, we sadly run afoul of the Americans with Disabilities Act or should I say the VDA? The entrance to my existing greenhouse is only 29 inches wide. The interior aisle is only thirty inches wide with no room for my walker to turn around in. Furthermore, this myopic assessment makes no provisions for future debilitation and will effectively preclude me from my agricultural avocations.  Excuse me, Mr. Counselor. Allow me to draw you a picture.

Ruh-oh. 28 1/4 inches.

No room for seating

30 inches does not an ADA greenhouse make.

Unfortunately for Mr. Counselor, he did not peruse my medical VISTA records or he would know my lifting limit is 15 lbs due to all those lovely hernias I received for Father’s day in 2010. Absent sufficient room to sit inside a greenhouse out of the weather, I am forced to grow outside. Unfortunately, I can’t lift the improvised greenhouse glass he finds adequate because it weighs 85 lbs.

inaccessible romaine lettuce

Last but not least, how do I enter my existing greenhouse unless I back in?

As we all know, any denial must be accompanied by an articulated and  well-reasoned rationale. Sharp-eyed Veterans will note the following excerpts:

This letter provides the following information:

•  The evidence I considered

Under “Why you are denied the service as requested?” (sic) I can only surmise the counselor is temporally challenged with respect to the correct tense. The denial occurred in the past rather than the present and the question is a fragment of an interrogatory.  Time for an Adobe update, Kris.

After carefully reviewing the evidence, I find that you… etc. 

Hold the phone, Alexander Graham Bell.  Where, pray tell, is this elusive evidence which was considered? Granted, it has been carefully reviewed but I do not see the reasoned review. A bald conclusory statement, absent any supporting logic is pure speculation and unsupported by the evidence of record. Any denial lists the evidence, the name of the doctor, and usually a date.

The last sentence is the supposed clincher on the evidence. Current limitations? Check. He’s disabled. Medical records review? Impossible. Had this occurred, there would be a discussion of Raynaud’s syndrome and photosensitivity due to PCT.  Counseling sessions? I must have missed those appointments. Independent Living assessment? I have yet to see one of those.

My Notice of Disagreement will be a pièce de résistance. It will include untold pages of VISTA records, nexus letters for cryoglobulinemia and PCT with supporting blood labs, medical diagnoses of ventral hernias, and an admonition on weight-lifting limits. This is good practice for those of you who are awaiting a long appeal. Remember, you only have to be over 20% to qualify for ILP even though the majority of grants go to exceptionally disabled Vets. Are you listening Squidley? WGM?

The avenue to an administrative appeal is mentioned as a preamble to a full blown substantive appeal. By doing so, I will embroil myself in what amounts to a VR&E DRO Review which could go on for years. No. The smart money, as we know, is to proceed to a NOD. This will provoke a DRO review in its own right, albeit an in-house VR&E one. That is what you want to occur. The problem is my counselor. Due to his unfamiliarity with the ILP, he is laboring under the vocational misconception rather than the more relaxed standard of an avocational interpretation. Infused with this, he cannot see the greenhouse as a legitimate need because it doesn’t lead to an employment goal.

I’ll keep you up to speed on the appeal as it develops. Feel free to plagiarize anything you see here. Dang. Now I have to go out and find some Tickle Me Elmo stickers for the NOD. Onward through the vA fog.

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SQUIDLEY STILL ALIVE AND KICKING

As you may remember, we left Squidly in the last chapter attempting to fight his VARO to  let him in the front door. This has been a long battle. The squidster’s up to it though. Armed to the teeth with the sure knowledge we put up here, he held his ground and got the next big bite of the apple. vA is not giving up gracefully on this and we suspected they wouldn’t. Every experience is like pulling teeth out of live alligators.

So it is with great pleasure that we (he, actually) announce the recent correspondence he received from Uncle Eric and the gang. Trust me, it’s all good news and another step in the right direction towards the inevitable. Good job, Squidster.

 

 

 

 

80% and counting. We’ll keep you apprised of the 100% party. Remember, the Squidmeister still hasn’t gotten his HCV rating for EMG needles yet. That may be the straw that breaks the TDIU back or even 100% schedular. What’s more, it appears the long-lost c-file San Diego managed to misplace has now made an immaculate reincarnation suddenly at his local RO. The Catholic Church doesn’t have anything on these guys. They make Houdini look like a bozo. But then, so does Squidly.

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VARO SEATTLE–CLAIM COMPLETION DATE 8/02/13

The boys are rocking and a rolling now. I decided to see if vA had even received my claims and/or were willing to admit as much. It appears they have. With my luck, they will send them off to DC for a milk run. They did this with the CUE filing for taking 10% away. Ship it to DC, boss. We can’t touch it. One problem with this technique is that it has to be adjudicated in the first instance in Seattle before an appeal to DC. They know that. This just insures it will float in the cloud for a while and eventually alight back in the Emerald City. Now it’s back and they are looking at it along with other claims. They categorize it as a claim for increase rather than a Motion for Revision (CUE).

Of most import is the estimated date of completion– August 2nd, 2013 to March 24th, 2014. Looks like that 125-day, 98% accuracy target date is still pretty slippery in 2013-2014. Being optimistic, I expect they’ll farm it out to Cleveland where it will be shredded properly and the trail will go cold.

 

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LUCKY VETS IN WISCONSIN

LawBob sends this one to us. I do so hope that the University of Washington (Tacoma) or the University of Puget Sound would institute something like this. On the other hand, I wish Gonzaga made it mandatory in order to induce my son into a year of it. Vets need good legal help to win in the best of circumstances. Not wishing to offend VSOs, the calibre of Leaglezoom.com is somewhat subsonic. Buckwheat jr. will do some of this eventually because the firm he’s going to be hired by “sublets” some of its legal staff for the purpose.

Subject: FW: Wisconsin Law School launches Veterans Law Center

The need for civil legal services among veterans is substantial, partly due to the numbers of soldiers returning from the wars in Iraq and Afghanistan. Students will take what they’ve learned in class and apply it to real life with real people.

Law students help veterans. New Wisconsin program aims to lead the way in assisting veterans with legal advice, legal help, and a brilliant array of committed law students, attorneys, and paralegals.

MADISON – Legal assistance for Dane County veterans will be available starting Nov. 8 when the University of Wisconsin Law School launches a new Veterans Law Center. The first clinic will be held from 11 a.m. to 1 p.m. at the City-County Building, 210 Martin Luther King Jr. Blvd., Madison, with brief remarks at 10 a.m.

By Kari Knutson – knutson4@wisc.edu 

 The center will help veterans with civil legal services and information. The first clinic comes just before Veterans Day, observed Nov. 12, and will continue to operate from 11 a.m. to 1 p.m. the second Thursday of every month at the City-County Building and from 4 to 6 p.m. the fourth Thursday of every month at Porchlight, Inc., 306 N. Brooks St., Madison.

Volunteer attorneys, paralegals and UW Law students will staff the center.

“We’re always looking for pro bono opportunities for students,” says Ann Zimmerman, pro bono director for the Law School. “This is a great way for our students to get experience while helping area veterans.”

Forty students were trained in September, all of whom will work with practicing attorneys as well as paralegals.

Two attorneys and two law students are scheduled for each clinic and will work as partners, with the practicing attorney taking the lead during client interviews.

Some of the issues facing veterans include foreclosure, housing issues, divorce, child custody matters and unemployment benefits. The center provides basic legal information and guidance for civil, not criminal, cases.

“The need for civil legal services among veterans is substantial, partly due to the numbers of soldiers returning from the wars in Iraq and Afghanistan,” Zimmerman says. “Students will take what they’ve learned in class and apply it to real life with real people.”

Some of the students bring more than legal expertise to the center; Leigh Neville-Neil, a third-year law student, is an Army veteran who served in Iraq for 18 months. “It definitely helps being a fellow veteran,” says Neville-Neil, who has participated in a pilot clinic. “I can understand what they’re saying and many of the issues they face.”

For her, it’s an opportunity to get real world experience while helping those who have also served. “A lot of people don’t know what services are available,” Neville-Neil says. “This helps make them aware of programs that might help them get their lives back on track.”

Dan Rock, a second-year law student, is a captain in the U.S. Marine Corps and one of the student volunteers for the clinic. Rock says his background helps him relate to the veterans coming to the center but also inspires him to raise awareness among students about the issues veterans face.

“Hopefully we will be able to provide veterans with information or contacts that can help them with whatever legal issue they have,” Rock says. “There are many services available to assist our veterans with their problems, but it is often complicated and confusing to determine what those services are and how to use them.”

The free legal center is funded by a Pro Bono Initiative grant for $5,000 from the State Bar Legal Assistance Committee.

The project is administered by the UW Law School’s Pro Bono Program and is a collaborative effort with support from the Dane County Veterans Service Office, the Dane County Bar Association, Porchlight, Inc. and representatives from the William S. Middleton Memorial Veterans Hospital in Madison. Habush, Habush & Rottier SC recently contributed an additional $5,000 to fund the center.

“The center provides a wonderful opportunity for our students to learn about veterans, gain experience handling legal problems and discover how to make a real difference in our community,” Zimmerman says.

Michael Leon
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THE BURNING QUESTION ON EVERYONE’S LIPS

VETERANS

PRESIDENTIAL

PREFERENCE

POLL

Here for all the members who have pestered me to go political is my one concession. You may vote to your heart’s content and I have no opinion officially. As usual, Chicago voting is permitted. Stuff the box to your heart’s content. Invite your dead parents over to vote. Channel 35,000 year old warriors named Ramtha and allow them to vote. Vote early and often. Vote for the chucklehead of your choice-but vote. Exercise your right as an American.

              

I love America.

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EINSTEIN WAS RIGHT–IDIOTS’ DELIGHT

 

Albert Einstein:
“I fear the day when the technology overlaps with our                                              humanity. The world will only have a generation of idiots.”

Idiots sharing a coffee moment

Idiots out at a dinner engagement

Idiots at the museum absorbing culture

Idiots having a private tete a tete

Idiots at the beach soaking up the rays

Idiots at sporting events cheering on their team

Idiots out for a scenic cruise

Idiots enjoying a quiet dinner to themselves

I see this more and more and finally someone sent it to me. It epitomizes what is happening. I’ve been sitting at the dental/hearing clinic at VAMC American Lake and observed well over 75% of the patients engaged in this. I’d take Ladies Home Journal over it any day. Idiots’ delight.

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