Here for all the members who have pestered me to go political is my one concession. You may vote to your heart’s content and I have no opinion officially. As usual, Chicago voting is permitted. Stuff the box to your heart’s content. Invite your dead parents over to vote. Channel 35,000 year old warriors named Ramtha and allow them to vote. Vote early and often. Vote for the chucklehead of your choice-but vote. Exercise your right as an American.
I love America.