CAVC– PACHECO v. SHINSEKI- I FORGOT WHAT IT WAS I WAS ARGUING

downloadRarely, in my limited five years roaming the legal galleries, have I ever heard  stark fear and an an almost constricted throat flailing for words.  Deborah A. Hoet, Appellate Attorney for the VA Secretary via the Office of General Counsel (027), reaches this uncomfortable position when Judge Davis calls her a liar and says Massie v. Shinseki (2011 F.3d) says nothing about the phrase she is claiming it does. BUSTED blowing smoke up their asses. Tape @ 29:00. Judge Davis doesn’t let this pass unnoticed. No sirreee. He then asks  her to explain in clear words why 38 CFR §3.157(b)(1) should not be read as normal folks read it, but instead, should give deference to the VA Secretary’s misshapen pretzel logic where “or” here on November 6th, in the year of Our Saviour can mean “and” (conjunctively) but the rest of the time, in any other like phrase anywhere else in the WHOLE 38 CFR, “or” will revert back to the normal disjunctive meaning we all normally associate it with. At that point, to gain time, she pauses with the vapors, claims she’s lost her place and benignly asks ” I’ve lost my train of thought. Would you please repeat the question?” 

38 CFR § 3.157(b)(1):

The date of outpatient or hospital examination or date of admission to a VA or uniformed services hospital will be accepted as the date of receipt of a claim. The date of a uniformed service examination which is the basis for granting severance pay to a former member of the Armed Forces on the temporary disability retired list will be accepted as the date of receipt of claimThe date of admission to a non-VA hospital where a veteran was maintained at VA expense will be accepted as the date of receipt of a claim, if VA maintenance was previously authorized; but if VA maintenance was authorized subsequent to admission, the date VA received notice of admission will be accepted. The provisions of this paragraph apply only when such reports relate to examination or treatment of a disability for which service-connection has previously been established…….. or……….. when a claim specifying the benefit sought is received within one year from the date of such examination, treatment or hospital admission.

Paul N. Schoenhard of Ropes and Grey LLC in DC, finally leapt into the breech for Antonio Pacheco of Las Vegas, New Mexico on July 30th, 2013. Antonio probably got the royal treatment by the local VSOs until it came time to go up to the big house at 625 Native Americana Ave. NW. There, he unexpectedly encountered the vast difference between a National Service Officer and a Juris Doctorate. He also pleasantly discovered Ropes and Grey answers their phone and he was able to have long, meaningful chats with Paul. This is what you get when you have an attorney.

Antonio has been filing and losing since 1974 because VA has been playing him like a fish on. New and material evidence to Antonio’a mind,  is a new doctor’s report that says the reason his right leg goes numb and he falls down a lot  is because of the injury he had in the war in 1943. VA disagrees and says “Mr. Pacheco, all your records were very conveniently destroyed in the July 13th, 1973 conflagration at the NPRC in St. Louis. We need something from 1943, not 1995. Unless and until you can come up with some of those charcoaled records, you’re plumb outta luck.” Except they don’t say it that way. They merely tell him it isn’t N&ME and therefore insufficient to reopen his claim with. They also take about 8 years to say it each time. Remember, VA can play the semantics game all day long and fake out simpleminded Vets from Las Vegas, New Mexico. On the other hand, when the legally challenged among us finally armor up and arrive with a shield bearer, VA’s arguments suddenly turn on what the meaning of “is” is. On November 6th, it turned on what the meaning of “or” is. VA wanted to have it both ways and no ways-and assuredly not Mr. Pacheco’s way. Ms. Hoet even politely told the Judges not to worry their pretty little heads because everybody has a hard time understanding all these silly rules and to just listen to her explanation of what “or” means in 3.157(b)(1).

downloadMr. Pacheco’s claim actually is more a discussion, also, of the definitions of §3.156(c)(i) as in “Service records that are related to a claimed in-service event, injury, or disease.” Here’s a great informal plea for help. Antonio’s pro se plea In 1974, the majority of the present day construct for this was housed over in §3.400(q)(1)(ii) and certainly didn’t comprehend the Joint Services Uniformed Records Research facilities. In 1978, 1988 and again in 2008, the NPRC reconstructed and  associated enough records to substantiate Mr. Pacheco’s claim. As such, these are 3.156(c)(i) records- pertinent even if they don’t mention him by name. This case reaches a tipping point when it can’t (or won’t) be determined which records precipitated the win. VA is adamant that it sure as hell doesn’t permit getting into the DeLorean and firing up the flux capacitor back to 1974.

Mr. Schoenhard makes an excellent case for § 3.156(c)(i) as well as the definition of “medical records” in § 3.157 (b)(1). You see the pension wrinkle in there where the VA raters refused his claim in 1974 for compensation but gave him a pension. Murphy’s first Law is immutable. No good deed goes unpunished. VA should have never given him the pension if they wanted to maintain the high ground. What they should have done legally, was to stand pat like they normally do and refuse to give you anything whatsoever.

The whole enchilada synthesizes finally on the tape at 35:15 when Ms. Hoet actually has the gall to interrupt the Judge.  Then Judge Davis says Huh? Okay- “So why shouldn’t we look at this and say gee, if  the Secretary means what he says, he says it in plain English, then why shouldn’t we imply it?” Ol’ Debbie goes into Freeze Frame. Will Gunn didn’t tell her she’d have to defend 3.157(b)(1). A long pregnant pause of about 10 seconds goes by while she does the 1000 yard stare and she finally comes up with “Ah, ah. Can you give me an example of something I can use to defeat your logic with? I’m sinking here. Throw me a life preserver.”Judge Davis readily complies (with Henderson v. Shinseki (US)) and then asks again. Ms. Hoet takes another 45 seconds to reread (b)(1) and finally goes into stuck on stupid. ” Your honors, the Secretary disagrees with your construction and interpretation…” It’s pretty obvious she’s using the Appellee’s brief to crib from and has nothing to answer with.

With a few minutes of rebuttal left at the end, Judge Davis turns to Mr. Schoenhard and asks him, based on the fact that Debbie has now put all six rounds of her service revolver through the bottom of the Secretary’s response boat, if he actually thinks he can improve on Mr. Pacheco’s oral briefing before she disappears below the waves. Paul dutifully steps up to the podium and cements his argument even though he’s already won. Great sotto voce theatre.

This is also a lovely example of the nonadversarial Fenderson ratings dance where they fight with you until you finally go on to your just reward while waiting for little, inconsequential things like effective dates, Aid and Attendance and some of the other mundane things like SMC M. A word to the wise. Begin early. Antonio’s 93. He started forty years ago.

The link is to the Veterans law Library widget above. Go down to the Nov. 6th, 2013 CAVC oral arguments item labeled Pachecho v. Shinseki. We’ll probably see a decision out of Judges Davis, Bartley and Greenberg very soon. I look forward to this. I am inordinately fond of  §3.156(c) precedential decisions. It is one of the last bastions of VA’s intransigence toward Vets. With the inception years ago of JCURR’s forebears, we’ve come a long way. Jurisprudence on this had been virtually nonexistent until the inception of the Court of Veteran Appeals in 1989. It’s turning into a gully washer. And a warm thank you to Ms. Deborah Hoet for moving the VA’s goalposts back about 40 yards. Should you look up tongue-tied in the dictionary, there will inevitably be a picture of Debbie there soon.

images

As a postscript, I must add that poor Debbie was like a happy smiling guppy in a aquarium full of grinning pirhanna. It reminds me of The Walrus and the Carpenter by Lewis Carroll. Judge Davis and Judge Greenberg being the prime actors.

“It seems a shame,” the Walrus said,
“To play them such a trick,
After we’ve brought them out so far,
And made them trot so quick!”
The Carpenter said nothing but
“The butter’s spread too thick!”

Posted in CAVC Knowledge, Veterans Law | Tagged , , , , , , , , , , , | 2 Comments

BREAKING NEWS–FILM AT SIX

1470236_655329551173655_522813593_nIn a particularly insightful study on antioxidants and Resveratrol, scientists have determined one glass of red wine daily, preferably of a good vintage of Merlot or Cabernet Sauvignon, is instrumental in maintaining excellent liver health. Who knew? Please pass this on to your friends and acquaintances. 

Posted in Food for thought, Humor | Tagged , , , , , , , , | 7 Comments

DIANE FEINSTEIN AT HER FEINEST HOUR

imagesRemember, we don’t create history anymore. As Veterans, we now simply record it for posterity and try to help the youngsters avoid repeating the mistakes of the past. Member Bruce, who isn’t even from the land of the fruits , nuts and enlightened ones, sends us this utterance from Senator Diane ‘turn in your guns’ Feinstein. Oddly, Diane is one of those rare, mentally stable souls who is entrusted with a concealed weapons permit in San Francisco. Try getting one even if you never served. From the admittedly left-leaning Los Angeles fishwrap…

  

QUOTE OF THE DAY FROM THE LOS ANGELES TIMES

                          Dianne Feinstein: “All vets are mentally ill in  some way                                      and  government should prevent them from owning firearms”

 

Yep, – she really said  it on Thursday in a meeting in front of the  Senate  Judiciary Committee. ..and the quote below from the LA Times is priceless. Columnist Burt Prelutsky opines…

 “Frankly, I don’t know what it is about  California , but we seem to  have a strange urge to elect  really obnoxious women to high office. I’m not bragging, you  understand, but no other state, including  Maine , even  comes close. When it comes to sending left-wing dingbats  to  Washington , we’re Number One. There’s no getting around  the fact  that the last time anyone saw the likes of Barbara Boxer, Dianne  Feinstein, Maxine Waters, and Nancy Pelosi,  they were stirring a  cauldron when the curtain went up on ‘Macbeth’.

 The four of them are like  jackasses who happen to possess the gift  of blab. You don’t  know if you should condemn them for their stupidity or  simply marvel at their ability to form words.”

Should you have the burning desire to contact this erudite, gentlewoman and share your sentiments, we dutifully attach her info here.  https://www.feinstein.senate.gov/public/index.cfm/e-mail-me

Posted in All about Veterans, Complaints Department | Tagged , , , , , , , , , , , | 2 Comments

HAPPY VETS DAY

haditlogo2007By it’s very nature, Veterans Day has to be happy. Hell, we survived, right? Remember, they have the other Day in May for all of us who are room temperature. This is our day, and it should be relished and a pleasant experience. Member Frank who I am assiduously pursuing as a contributing editor, keeps inundating me in really good stories that beg to be published. If we can saddle him up and put on one of those “Author! Author!” nametags, we’d all be in high cotton around here. Somewhere  during my one year staycation at the VAMC up in Seattle,  I lost the typing use of the right ring and pinky fingers. Oh well. I look at it pragmatically and thank Howard I’m left handed.  

Frank’s contributions  in the last several days include these four links. Number 1 is the Vet on the freeway in Florida.

Number 2 is about Texas’ abominable stand on gay marriage. Hey, we all have our moral druthers but I believe that ship has sailed. This is neither here nor there. What people do with their lives is immaterial to me. I have enough trouble trying to “interpret” the signals Cupcake is sending me.

Number 3 is a sad tail of all those of us who zagged when we should have zigged. A Big Chicken Dinner (DD Form 258) or it’s equally ugly brother, the Dead Dog or Dishonorable (DD form 259) are part of the cross these Vets bear. Like leppers, they are cut off from the Mother VA.

Number 4 is the best, of course. Who wouldn’t relish surviving a war and living to be 107. Richard Overton, Jack Daniels looks good on you, boy.

Now, why I have to do his work escapes me.  Publishing a WordPress post is about as easy as falling off a sidewalk.

My grandson came over with my daughter to bring doughnuts and wish me a Happy VD. Conner and I snuck off to the lower pasture to shoot a .22 and enjoy the aroma of true male perfume- Eau D’stress. Gunpowder. It does smell like Victory. More so than Napalm in my mind. Robert Duvall must be partial to the smell of spilled diesel. This is what provoked my tardiness in publishing something today.

Grandson Conner also wanted to know more about Veterans and whether he could become one. I defer to his mom and dad on that one. The older we get,  the more we hum Peter, Paul and Mary’s seminal “Where have all the Flowers Gone” and “The Answer is Blowin’ In the Wind”. How do you explain the concept of

Yes, how many times must the cannon balls fly

Before they’re forever banned ?

Don’t mistake me for a pacifist. I’m not. When you are ten, you have your whole life before you spread out like a Rand McNally with untold roads to go down. Joining the service is one of the earlier choices, I explained, and suggested it must be done like Cub Scouts- when you’re fifty, you can’t suddenly decide you want to do it. It’s a defining life moment when you sign your life away to someone else like indentured servitude. Considering only seven percent of us choose this option in our lifetime, it makes for a rather closed set of integers as mathematicians are wont to say.

Over the last five Veterans Days, I have ruminated on some of the different facets of being a Veteran. In all of them I struck a rather staid, patriotic subject.  As you know, too,  I have that incurable April Fool’s humor that is caused by being born on the day. Cupcake agrees with the doctor and calls it Tourette’s syndrome. Why else would I have chosen WWVD (What Would a Vet Do) as my first choice for this site in 2008? Fortunately saner heads prevailed. Nevertheless, humor is an essential component of life to me. All drudgery and 4138s without a Tickle Me Elmo© sticker in the upper left on my NODs to VA would be a day without sunshine.

I wish to commend, thank and congratulate the 44 of you who came here over the last five years and carved out a win. You fought well and were rewarded. Pecuniously, yes, but you knew that going in. Beating the VA at their rigged poker game is no easy feat as most of you can testify to. You have earned the bragging rights.  We have only had two losses, both due to credibility issues. When your records say one thing and you say another, there better be a good explanation. Even so, some of you with what we call “Imperial Entanglements of the drug kind” have won so it is not impossible.

Our ranks have shrunk by two- John Bisig and Gary Lupole both passed in 2011. We honor their memory.

In the upper right, you will notice the Hadit.com logo has been added with the permission of the owner (Tbird). Clicking on the image will take you to their Home Page. Today is a propitious one to insert it. They have excellent advice on a wide range of subjects and many knowledgeable Moderators/Administrators that can steer you in the right direction. That’s the beauty of this internet. There are no more dark corners at the VA anymore. Tbird makes me look like a rank amateur at this business. She had the vision to begin her quest for us decades ago in the earliest dawn of computerland. I, on the other hand, didn’t even know how to turn one on until 2007 when I became so sick I had nothing better to do.

Lastly, I am going to divulge one of my Man Secrets to all of you guys today. Here’s a little trick that will be more useful to younger Vets. This is the only reason why I’m willing to part company with the knowledge- I want to pass it on. Veterans are good with numbers so this will fit right in. When you finally get ready to get married or have kids, always chose a static day that is easy to remember. Plan ahead. This is tricky,  My father passed it on to me. It will pay off in spades and your spouse will get all warm and fuzzy and  always wonder how you can be so , well, perfect in a word. For example, I married Cupcake on December 8th. With all the hoopla that surrounds Pearl Harbor Day, you simply can’t step on your necktie on this one. My father was a far thinker too and simply added nine months gestation to his day of intimacy to arrive at April Fool’s day for my birthday. If you think it’s a fluke, my older sister was born on his birthday and my eldest sister was born on my Uncle’s birthday. Try topping that one. I expect all fighter pilots are good at this. It must have something to do with deflection shooting and leading the target.

wr-f2

Dad in WR-F ‘Down For Double’
circa May 1945

Well, that wraps up another Veterans Day. I hope it has been enjoyable and rewarding. I know full well that for some of you the cup is half full or better today. We are alive and we celebrate it. We, the proud 7%. One hundred bucks says testosterone was probably to blame for it. Either that or for the reason I had to. But that’s another story for another Veterans Day. I wish to thank each and every one of you for being so unselfish with your time that you managed to squeeze in 3, 4 or even 20 or more years to ensure America’s greatness. That sounds and conveys a more genuine sentiment than TY4YS.

Posted in All about Veterans, Veterans Day | Tagged , , , , , , , , , , | 3 Comments

HANOI JANE APPRECIATION DAY

jane fondaDon’t forget Monday and that special Vietnam Vet in your life. Hanoi Jane Urinal targets are getting in short supply. They haven’t launched the Tombo Cruise Missile version yet but that is in the works. I love Ebay. You just can’t miss with these either. I never do. They had an old black and white one at the bar I used to eat lunch at in the late 80’s (Lulu’s in Lakebay Washington).  The Vets ended up peeing the black paint off so they had to sterilize it and repair it. It’s still in action twenty five years later.  Says “urine trouble ” at the bottom. Some things never go out of style. Like Jane on a 37 Mike Mike. 

$(KGrHqNHJEgE-msl!1zsBPz0c9lJHg~~60_35

Come to think of it. I bet more people have peed on her countenance than any other in recorded history. How’s that for exceeding Andy Warhol’s legendary 15 minutes of fame?

Posted in Humor, Vietnam War history | Tagged , , , , , , , , , | 1 Comment

PREPARATION FOR DOOMERS

dJXAC.AuSt.5Yesterday in our illustrious Tacoma, Washington News Tribune progressive fishwrap, there was an illuminating article about doomsday preppers. Apparently there’s No Business Like Doom Business. I’m sure you’ve noticed by now the latest fad of a select group of Survival Jihadists who will be the New Frontier when the balloon goes up. Storage Wars was getting rather tired. You can only get so much joy out of Darryl scoring a complete set of Fiestaware worth $24 dollars when he spent $600 to get there.

What took me aback in this article was the thrust of the couple interviewed. Tyler and Katie Smith, along with their two heavily armed children, Lance (3) and Wyatt (2), indicate that they are our worst nemesis in the event of a social disruption. No, I’m not talking about Facebook crashing. 29 year old Tyler states they will be coming to visit you if you live in their neighborhood with the object of taking by force any medical supplies or other desirable items you have. He feels confident he can survive on their 2 year hoard of MREs, Skittles and pancake mix. Maybe your food is better. He didn’t elaborate.

In his words,”Most preppers are concerned with marauders taking their supplies. It’s not an unfounded fear.” This is where it diverges from reality. “We are those people. We’ll kick your door in and take your supplies…we are the marauders.” He claims no desire to divest citizens of their big screen TVs or toasters, however.

Let’s put this in perspective. I watched the Doomsday Preppers show last week which is why I even chose to read this drivel. Here’s what I saw. A guy was wielding up 18″ by 36″ steel tubes, filling them with foodstuffs and ammo and wielding an end onto them. He and his family then took the 80 to 100 lb. tubes out into the saltwater bay adjacent to their home and kicked them overboard being careful to sight to two landmarks on shore. This will ensure they can be found when needed. I am not going to point out what temperature a wielding bead burns at. I am not going to point to the operable word “saltwater”. If even one person witnessed this, s/he is going to be akin to the curious cat and the only cure will be satisfying their curiosity. Assuming the contents of the tube survived the heat of wielding and don’t corrode, everything inside is going to taste burnt. Assuming also that they don’t have a hurricane, these behemoths will stay put. That’s just two too many assumptions for me. Murphy’s law is fraught with why this is a baaaaaad idea.

As for the heavily armed Smith and his krewe? They comprise a group known as Spartan Survival with 80 dues-paying members, including his cousin Chris P., cousin in law  Junior L., his brother Darryl, his other brother Darryl and a cast of thousands as they say at MGM. There may be some other shirttail relatives named Darryl but the article didn’t mention them nor did it specify if Tyler’s wife and children were also dues paying members. I’m struggling to figure out why you have to join an End of the World Club. I thought the whole idea was singular, rugged individuality, lots of guns/ammo and an adequate supply of food until cel service returned and you could Tweet for help.

Reverting back to the only thing I can grasp for a comparison, I don’t remember us ever advertising in the Long Tieng Gazette about how much Foo Gas and Claymores we had on our perimeter and the spacing of the trip flares.  We certainly didn’t publish the FRAG orders over at the AOC informing the Pathet Lao of the strafing schedule on Route 7   either. Mr. Smith feels differently and even lets down his guard by revealing he and his compadres have tons of food on site and more caches secreted in the regions surrounding his home.

Our Mr. Smith is also a Survival consultant and makes his living that way. Several days ago he assembled the whole extended family at the rural property to look for a hidden, buried string. Unless it was fish line and virtually transparent, I doubt it would be much of a threat. Being buried, no one can explain how one would trip over it and thus initiate a spring loaded trap. It was preparation, according to Smith, for detecting a trip wire for a bomb. Back the boat up to the dock, Gilligan. People in a disaster are searching for food, gas and other comestibles. They are not out and about rigging IEDs on the acreage surrounding your house in hopes that you will soon be there. Additionally, homeowners defending their residences are not in the habit of rigging IEDs in their back yards with ammonium nitrate and diesel.

Here’s another priceless tip on how to survive. “During Friday’s training, Katie and Chris took in some target practice using a 12 gauge shotgun. Several pumpkins were summarily executed. The group doesn’t spend a lot of time shooting. It takes away from the prepping thing,  Smith says”. I expect that their idea of marauding is a social affair that doesn’t entail a lot of malicious gunfire. Perhaps they go door to door in a suburban environment and politely ask for donations with unloaded guns when the balloon goes up.

Tyler and his band of Merry Men are also constructing their very own bulletproof vests in preparation for storming your house. They have been collecting shower tile and salvaging aluminum. They sew it into vests and claim it is stronger than the Level 2A tactical Kevlar vests sold in stores. He recently tested it out against a 12 gauge point blank and actually survived the blast. I would have loved to have been standing by with the Darwin award if he’d attempted it with a .223.  At slightly less than one hundred pounds per vest, these things are a Godsend according to him. He’s planned future testing on them against .22s and perhaps a .30-06. Please don’t blow coffee through your nose and blame me. I’m just the messenger here. I report. You get to laugh.

Tyler admits he’s not quite ready for the Big Bang. Being grossly obese and out of shape can do that to you but he has lost 80 lbs recently and runs the mile in 26:40- down from an hour and a half last year. The problem, as most see it, is Doom waits for no man. If you aren’t in shape when Society descends into anarchy, you could be left behind. Toward that end, he is working on getting his BMI back in the black. Katie looks a little chunky, too  like she’s a candidate for Weight Watchers® but we don’t get to go there. Men are not allowed to diagnose weight or PMS. Besides, that will all come off in an extended period of social upheaval. Hoofing several miles to retrieve your food stash is valuable exercise and is reputed to just melt those extra pounds off.

Here’s another tasty morsel: “Smith wrapped up his training Friday by demonstrating how to apply camouflage makeup and dirt to his cousin’s face. He then had Chris hide in ferns to demonstrate how easily he could blend in.” I’m dying to see the makeup version that helps you blend in while traversing a suburban neighborhood. How about some of that new, celery green  or the copper color that VW is using on their cars? Chrome boots, anyone? Faux leather eyeliner?

In a more serious vein, if there is such high ground here, I might point out what most of us who went to war know. Aw, hell. You didn’t even have to go to war to figure this out. By the numbers:

1) field of fire-eliminate anything that can be used for cover near your house . A chainsaw works wonders. Put that on your list. Don’t neglect the two-stroke oil, either. The wife isn’t going to be overly enchanted to see the pyracantha mowed down but such is the price of societal disasters. Always try for enfilading fire on the flanks. Make them run into your bullets instead of having to aim at them. If you’re not an accomplished marksman, this will make you look like William Tell.  What the hey? You can hum the song while you’re doing it because you really don’t need to aim.

2) Assemble a bare minimum of a case of ammo (1,000 rds) for your long range weapons. Try to keep weapons the same caliber so as to stock fewer types/calibers of ammo. There’s nothing more useless than a gun with no ammo.

3) pistols/revolvers/shotguns are fine for inside work if they breach your home entry but are absolutely useless for long range defense. Shotguns, while absolute hell on pumpkins close up, are non-lethal and worthless past 65 yards.

4) to prevent unwanted guests like Tyler from showing up unannounced, we suggest dropping a few trees with the chainsaw in the driveway. Make them walk in. They’ll probably be out of breath when they get there and easy targets. Remember, they’re  going to be sporting those 100 lb. vests.

5) buy a dehydrator and dry fresh fruits and veggies for reconstitution later. This comprehends the lack of electricity. Concurrently, Survivalists probably won’t recognize it as food if it isn’t labeled as such like Skippy’s® peanut butter. Know your enemy’s weaknesses.

6) get a large generator (12.5 KW) and keep lots of gas on hand. I suggest you also make a habit of keeping your gas tanks in your vehicles close to full as well for a reserve supply. The sound of it is going to be a siren call to all those Doomsday Preppers. Consider it akin to a duck call. It will give you endless entertainment when they show up in camo paint.

7) Don’t bury your food. Locate it in a safe, accessible place where it won’t get wet and the rats won’t find it. Crawlspaces are right out unless you have rat proof containers like steel trashcans. Burying it miles from your house is pointless. Consider how much energy will be expended going off site to get it.

8) remember this is a temporary phenomenon until Society rebuilds and normal social etiquette resumes. Eventually you’ll get to know your neighbors a lot better because you’ll see them face to face rather than on Facebook. Think about it. You won’t even have to hit “like”. “Sharing” will then take on a new meaning like giving them extra veggies or ammo.

9) get lots of seeds and plant a garden. Use the excess to barter for that which you do not have. Nobody likes a selfish “taker” who offers nothing in return. Remember, people like Tyler don’t eat pumpkins. They shoot them. How they hope to survive on MREs is beyond me. That’s three lies in one, incidentally-Meals, Ready and Eat.

10) As a last word of caution, don’t stock a lot of Dinty Moore Beef Stew®. Rumor has it Survivalists consider this the nectar of the Gods. Concentrate on Quinoa and things they can’t spell or pronounce. Keep your grains out in the open down in the horse barn and they’ll mistakenly believe it’s for the animals. Look at the IQ of the competition if you doubt me.

11) Concentrate on the three G’s-Gas, Guns and Grains. Hunker down and create a fortress. Do not plan on loading up the rig and getting on the road. Forget the “boogie bags” with bare essentials for a day or a week. The gas stations will not be open. Neither will Safeway. Chances are Big Five will be sold out on most items so there really is no need to think about shopping after it happens.

12) Do not tell everyone you know on Facebook about how well-prepared you are unless you desire to have the biggest Kumbaya party you ever didn’t plan on. The whole idea on this is to be subtle.  And by all means, don’t contact the National Geographic Society and tell them (and America) how you have this all lined out.

13) do not shoot 9 millimeter, .357 magnum or .44 magnum pistols indoors unless you are wearing ear protection. They are supersonic and will (not may) rupture your eardrums. At least one window will break if there are no doors open, too. Shotguns  are safe for use indoors but AR or AK weapons with rifle calibres are also supersonic. Be sure of your target.  Another word of advice-advise your family members not to use camouflage face paint to facilitate identification of friend or foe.

14) Camo gear is all well and fine. It makes a wonderful statement about your ability to prepare for disaster. If you enjoy hanging out in the ferns, it can be useful for birding.  It is not, however, bulletproof.  Actually, very few vests are without an integral, ballistic-rated ceramic chestplate. Ceramic bath tile in conjunction with roofing tar may not stand up to the bigger calibres. Experiment before attempting live testing.

15) No doom and gloom scenario would be complete without a gas mask or two but ask yourself- “How many marauders are going to show up here with 40 mike-mike tactical tear gas launchers?” Considering the effective range of one is about 60 yards, chances are you could eliminate the threat before they get close enough to employ it.

16) these assumptions are based on rural living. If you live in the city, I’d plan on shacking up with Tyler and his family down in Enumclaw. They’re in the White Pages. His cel is unlisted but it’s 253-867-5309. Pretty easy to remember. Try singing it without the area code.

Bon chance when the balloon goes up, fellow doom fanatics.

download

Happy Veterans Day, too. It’s that most wonderful time of the year…

Posted in Humor | Tagged , , , , , , , , | 5 Comments

AIR FORCE BLONDE JOKES

blondeBrownwater Jim of the Dirty Delta sends us this gem. I think he drank too much of the Mekong River to be honest. His brand of humor is cancerous. It metastasizes and causes uncontrollable laughter.

American Airlines Flight 1492 is well on it’s way to Chicago when a young blonde gal up and moves to the First class and plunks down. The attendant watches all this surreptitiously and finally approaches her to look at her ticket. Informed that her Economy fare will not permit this, the blonde summarily announces:

“Im blonde. I’m hot. I’m going to Chicago and I’m not moving.”

The attendant promptly goes forward to the flight deck and explains the problem. The Copilot goes back, tries to excavate her and runs into the same blonde brick wall. Seeing he’s wasting his time, he returns forward.

After a hurried confab with the attendant, the copilot prepares to contact the Chicago tower and request the police meet their arrival at the gate. The Pilot, an old Air Force fighter jock perks up and  inquires ” Whoa. You say she’s blonde? Shoot. No problem. I speak blonde. I’ll handle it.”

Assuming he’s going to miss out on a teaching moment, the copilot quickly sets the 767 on autopilot and peeks back into First Class. The Pilot jauntily walks up to the class-challenged blonde, leans over and whispers in her ear.

She promptly jumps up and apologized to the pilot and returns to her former seat in Economy.

The pilot comes back to the cockpit and settles back in to his seat. The copilot, flight engineer and stewardess all cajole him into divulging his secret.

“What on earth did you say to provoke that response, Captain?”

I told her First class wasn’t going to Chicago”

i1mages

Happy Veterans Day. No blondes were harmed in the making of this joke.

Posted in All about Veterans, Humor | Tagged , , , , , , , , , | 1 Comment

DoD Sexual Assault Prevention and Response

LucyA member of ASKNOD has submitted a New York Times article to inform us of an increase in reported military sexual assaults and of reforms being proposed by some in Congress.  Sexual violence is a distressing topic but it behooves citizens to understand what the DoD is doing about these crimes against male and female victims of all ages. 

DoD’s Sexual Assault Prevention and Response (SAPRO) “serves as the single point of authority for program accountability and oversight, in order to enable military readiness and reduce — with a goal to eliminate — sexual assault from the military.”

The FY 2012 Annual report contains an overview and details about 3,373 reported restricted and unrestricted cases with a very long detailed list of enclosures from the Army, Navy, Air Force and National Guard.   The DoD believes that MSA is greatly under-reported (p.11)–among the 1.39 million active duty who served in 2012-due to stigma, fear and shame.   This is a very long document–right slider goes to page 729.  

To be able to  read the charts, click the full page icon of your pdf reader. 

It’s too much to take in in one session.  Here are the pages I’ve reviewed:

Definition of Unwanted Sexual Contact (USC) footnote page 12; MSA footnote page 63 and page 89.

Chart–Figure 9 actual reports versus estimates of USC-page 25.    msa

Statistic data begins on page 52.

Chart–Sexual acts by percentage (unrestricted reports) on page 62.

Military justice dispositions, Table 3 on page 69.

Charts: Gender and Age of Victims on page 81.

Chart: Restricted reports (more males) on page 88.

Summaries of restricted and unrestricted reports begin on page 107 Ex. punishments.

Reports of MSA Combat Areas of Interest begin on page 115.

That’s as far as I’ve scanned thus far.

How the VHA deals with the male and female victims of MSA, Congressional actions, and how this situation relates to STDs (including HCV) and unwanted pregnancies   are other issues we can examine later.

Could it be that this disturbing trend reflects the global pornification of most societies. How so? Perhaps because for decades porn has portrayed violence in its imagery as a normal and positive value.  These “value-neutral” Geek.com links point to the global phenomena of porn as a popular cultural norm.  Porn appears to have permeated all global human communications, social relationships and institutions.  Has this contributed to a severe loss of mutual respect and warped sense of personal boundaries?  The Starr Report (1998), detailing ethical boundary-crossings, has been called public domain porn.  Common sense suggests that there may be a MSA and porn connection.  Or is the DoD just dealing with miscreants and haters?

What other unhealthy influences could be fueling MSA ?  Drug and alcohol addictions? 

Note:  This is my opinion only.  What’s yours?

Posted in Guest authors, MST | Tagged , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , | Leave a comment

TERRORIST DONATIONS

Hurricane-Sandy-Hess-Gas-Station-On-Long-IslandThis just in from member Tombo, one of the toughest Marines in the Tonkin Bath Tub. It’s extremely difficult to keep a straight face regardless your political stripe. Strive to keep a passive demeanor for PC? Or laugh until it hurts behind your ears because it’s true.

DONATIONS

A driver was stuck in a traffic jam on the highway outside Washington, DC.Nothing was moving. Suddenly, a man knocks on the window.

The driver rolls down the window and asks, “What’s going on?”

“Terrorists have kidnapped the entire US Congress, and they’re asking for a $100 million dollar ransom. Otherwise, they are going to douse them all in gasoline and set them on fire. We are going from car to car, collecting donations.”

“How much is everyone giving, on an average?” the driver asks.

The man replies, “Roughly a gallon.”

Posted in Humor | Tagged , , , , , , , | 1 Comment

VA CLAIMS 65-70% CLAIMS GRANT RATE

images (3)Well Boy Howdy. This is the finest piece of engineering I’ve seen in a lifetime of statisticating. First allow me to point you to the widget above which downloads VA’s very own statistics on who/how many there are of us and what our ratings are from 0% through Permanent and Total. Allow me to print the bottom line

0%            10%             20%          30%            40%          50%           60%            70%     

12,701      773,094      437,404    354,781     293,748    189,266     188,764       113,029

80%          90%           100%          TDIU                  Total      

71,345      29,841        268,364     250,919              2,983,256

Considering these figures, which, by VA’s very own admission, are static and unchanged year over year, how can it be that…

Since the VA launched the initiative to eliminate the oldest claims first, claims processors at the 56 regional offices of the Veterans Benefits Administration (VBA) have been focused on claims that had been waiting longer than one year.  As of Nov. 4, VBA has completed 93 percent of these older claims, resulting in over 476,000 decisions for Veterans since the initiative began on April 19.  The proportion of claims decisions that resulted in benefits being granted remained on par with historical averages—

between 65 and 70 percent.

downloadOkay, budding statisticians out there. Assemble, and be quick about it, with your archaic abacuses (abacae?) and behold the power of numbers and what happens when you commit the offence of mismathification so recently illustrated in the ACA.

If we were to take the 476,00o souls above -what the hey-call it a round half mil, and be stingy, say 65%, we have 325,000 new lotto winners ranging from 0% to 100% Permanent and Total. This would be just since April 19th, mind you. Let your collective abacus wander further into VA backlog numbers from past years. We have been quoted numbers as high, or higher, of one million new claims per year for several years. Taking just the past year alone, that would mean 650,000 more lotto winners. That’s 975,000 winners back to January of 2012. Whoa, there. We know that the 55,000 souls who lose and set sail for the BVA in Washington DC have a 22% success rate.  The brave ones who venture higher to the Court of Veterans Appeals  after a second defeat have a 60% success rate and live to see another day, too.

Adjusting for burial allowances, burial flag requests and pensions, we still have a success rate that rapidly eclipses the static 2,983, 256 above. We are all familiar with Occam’s Razor. If you’re from Missouri, this is academic. The simplest solution (absent alien abduction) is that someone is cooking the books. Bernie Madoff was able to pull this off for quite some time.

We have what is called a conundrum- an enigma. How is it so many of us are winning at this but none of the winners come forward and jump for joy in public? Why is there a phenomenal number of disenchanted malcontents living under bridges that seem to point in another direction? Were these Tidings of Joy so prolific at the aforementioned 65-70% touted, the VA should be able to put together a Press briefing every afternoon and lay it out for us as I did above. How about a Monday Morning report that breaks down these extraordinary figures, VARO by VARO, and by ratings percentage.

Obviously, VA keeps figures such as percentages of claims awarded. Somewhere on the way up to the Capitol on the days the VA is called to task, these figures magically become inaccessible because the manner in which they are to be construed does not fit the construct. That would be “taking it out of context” as they say inside the Beltway. So, by adding elementary, albeit large, numbers of Veterans and using static statistics of representative percentages of Vets in all ratings percentiles for the last year (2012), we are projected to double the numbers of Veterans being service connected across the whole percentile within four years-perhaps far less, if the new initiative to reduce the backlog continues at this frenetic pace.

In order to stabilize the model, vast quantities of disabled Vets currently on VA compensation or pension, combined with others in the queue, will have to die pronto to balance the books.

If the DVA and the VA Secretary are aware of these figures and have not asked to double the appropriation post haste, they are criminally negligent for not speaking up. Or… Occam’s razor kicks in and the distorted construct comes back into focus. Based on a 12-15% win rate, the attrition from old soldiers fading away with newer ones taking their place in the ranks is maintained. Which means somebody is pulling our leg. We won’t change your ratings. If you like your rating, you get to keep your rating. Period. And, ah, everyone who’s not named Period is not covered by that statement.

Posted in VA BACKLOG | Tagged , , , , , , | 2 Comments