Category Archives: Humor

ASK NOD INVITES YOU TO PLAY VIRTUAL GARDENER

Posted on May 26, 2013 by asknod

Welcome to Virtual Gardener. You’ll be happy to be here soon. The rewards program is very liberal. Plant the whole back forty and we’ll even throw in a virtual tractor to rototill the weeds down. Corn as far as the eye can … Continue reading →

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NYMPHOMANIAC CONVENTION

Posted on May 23, 2013 by asknod

Mark sends us this one. He’s been cleaning out the email humor file lately. This is absolutely priceless. Please refrain from drinking coffee or co-cola when reading this as it hurts to aspirate them through your sinus passages while laughing. … Continue reading →

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WEIRD HUMOR

Posted on May 20, 2013 by asknod

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MARK’S LATEST UPLAND CALIFORNIA HUMOR.

Posted on May 18, 2013 by asknod

From the redneck capitol of Northern California (Clear Lake) member Mark sends us the latest he spotted while out and about. The “NEED BEER” is an old one. We had to do that up in Alaska moose-hunting one time. Unfortunately … Continue reading →

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CUPCAKE HUMOR

Posted on May 14, 2013 by asknod

My loving, overworked Cupcake sent this to me today in response to something I said which will not be repeated again in this lifetime.

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CHINESE WOMEN’S GRENADE OLYMPICS

Posted on May 14, 2013 by asknod

Well, I guess that title pretty much speaks for itself. I’d like to think we have brighter ones in our military. From the calibre of the women Vets I’ve met, this would be highly unlikely.

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HOIST ON HIS OWN PETARD

Posted on April 27, 2013 by asknod

Rarely, just rarely, mind you, can you put one over on me. You have to be slick and svelte. It helps if you’re one of my immediate family where the trust is implicit. As most know. April Fool’s Day is … Continue reading →

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VSOs CONTEMPLATING SURCHARGE

Posted on April 26, 2013 by asknod

In an attempt to stem their expected losses following the revelations of exorbitant CEO pay, the Big Six VSOs announced plans today to institute a temporary surcharge on Vets for helping them with their VA claims. James Robert “Jimbob” Sniffalot, … Continue reading →