Category Archives: Humor

FACIAL HUMOR

Posted on April 25, 2013 by asknod

Dennis put this on my social media register. Well spoken.

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SAM’S FACEPAGE

Posted on April 24, 2013 by asknod

This is the definitive statement on women to me.

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FACEPOST WINNER

Posted on April 20, 2013 by asknod

American Legion Georgia #29 posted this today. Been there. Done that. Excellent idea for a warning on a label. I personally only felt the urge to break out in song once.

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This just in for immediate distribution. North Korean IT gurus, after searching for hours, finally located the “unfriend” button on their Facepage. South Korea is shocked. Shocked, I say. They are preparing an announcement for later today.

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LES SCHWAB TIRES

Posted on April 14, 2013 by asknod

Two stories in one. Both true. I buy all my tires for my vehicles from Les Schwab’s outfit. They have a few commercials on TV that show great compassion for the consumer and best of all, they replace your tires (prorated for … Continue reading →

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LET THEM EAT MREs

Posted on April 13, 2013 by asknod

MREs. Meals, Ready to Eat. Three lies in one phrase. Better than C-rations. Way better than K rations. A vast improvement over 18th century fare aboard a ship with its attendant scurvy. I was apprised this morning by Pen Lutt … Continue reading →

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TODAY’S FACEMOON

Posted on April 13, 2013 by asknod

Please, ladies and gentlemen. Think twice when you don your undergarments in the morning. Only you can prevent this visual hari-kiri. I have Trish Valleyly to thank for this on my socially mediated site. I could not bring myself to … Continue reading →

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DRIVE THRU WINDOWS NOW AT MAJOR VAROs

Posted on April 10, 2013 by asknod

In an attempt to speed up the backlog, Veterans Service Center Managers have been instructed to install drive thru windows at all VA Regional Offices as quickly as possible. Citing the need for improved claims processing, Fully Developed Claims (FDCs)can now be … Continue reading →

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SCIENTOLOGY CHURCH FINDS CURE FOR AGENT ORANGE

Posted on April 10, 2013 by asknod

Looking for love in all the wrong places as the song goes. Who would have thunk it? Those religious zealots at the Church of Scientology, founded by famed science fiction author L. Ron Hubbard, are on it,, baby. This enervating … Continue reading →