Category Archives: Humor

VETERANS HUMOR

Posted on February 23, 2014 by asknod

You do see what I mean when I say “Veterans Humor” now, right? Robert Duval’s Lt. Col. “Bull” Meechum in The Great Santini couldn’t top what we have planned for this year.   My sports car just isn’t going to … Continue reading →

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VA NEWS RELEASE

Posted on February 22, 2014 by asknod

VA has finally released a picture of the new Veterans Benefits Management System (VBMS) computer interface hookup at the Oakland Regional Office. Douglas Bragg, the director of the Oakland Veterans Service Center, pictured here in the ”clean room”, demonstrates how the … Continue reading →

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PERSON OF INTEREST// NOFORN

Posted on February 19, 2014 by asknod

This just in from, well, I can’t say who. We’re on top of it but I want everyone to be aware. Please delete after receipt and scrub your browsers. If this website is suddenly shut down and I can no … Continue reading →

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SEMPER FI CLUB

Posted on February 17, 2014 by asknod

Imagine if you can, a groundpounder with airborne wings coming up with a good Marine joke without an Air Force member present to translate it into recognizable, written English. Nevertheless, that is what happened. I’m calling Ripley’s. They’ll never believe … Continue reading →

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ALPHA SPERM AND CANTALOPE SEEDS

Posted on January 30, 2014 by asknod

In the process of cutting up a cantaloupe the other night, Cupcake came over from stir frying and said “Don’t forget to save the Alpha seeds.” Thinking I’d been lost in space for a lifetime, I immediately  looked at what … Continue reading →

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MARINE CORPS SURVEY

Posted on January 23, 2014 by asknod

A U.S.Marine Colonel was about to start the morning briefing with his staff. While waiting for the coffee machine to finish brewing, the colonel decided to pose a question to all assembled. He explained that his wife had been a bit frisky the … Continue reading →

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VETERAN’S MAN CAVE

Posted on January 19, 2014 by asknod

What do Veterans look for in a man cave? Well, besides the bathroom, they like a place where people don’t say weird things like: “Oh, dear. Pulease! No shoes in here. This is our gorgeous Brazilian old growthe walnut floor.” … Continue reading →

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FROM DA NANG TOMBO’S LIBRARY

Posted on January 14, 2014 by asknod

 I love Tom’s humor. He’s a Marine through and through. I think they just ran out of slots for Air Force enlistments in 1968 when he signed up or he would have become a zoomie. Check this out.  Jerry asked … Continue reading →

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SUNDAY MORNING BEAR ESSENTIALS

Posted on January 12, 2014 by asknod

Member Tombo of the USS Long Beach (CGN-9) during the protracted Tonkin Gulf misunderstanding sends us this absolutely priceless humor to go with our morning coffee. Where does he get all these dynamite videos? While it doesn’t rival the 300 … Continue reading →

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YOU ARE NOT IRRELEPHANT

Posted on January 7, 2014 by asknod

Mark Humor is unique. It’s a lot like my brand. It has to be on the edge to work. I think these qualify. Only the best . I’m thinking about going with an elephant after my lab dies. I’ve still … Continue reading →

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