PREGNANCY AND EXERCISE


So, a Vet and his preggers wife go in for the pre-birth briefing on staying healthy and getting ready for the big day. The room is full of other husbands who have accompanied their wives….

Instructor: ” Good morning.  First, I’d like to share this with you soon-to-be mothers. Remember that exercise is good for you. Walking is especially beneficial. It strengthens the pelvic muscles and will make delivery that much easier. Be sure to pace yourself. I’d suggest making plenty of stops and trying, if possible, to stay on a soft surface like grass or a path.”

Gentlemen, remember -you’re a big part of this, too. You’re in this together. It probably  wouldn’t hurt you to go walking with her. In fact, that shared experience can be very emotionally rewarding for the two of you.”

The room suddenly became very quiet as the men absorbed this information. After a few moments, the Vet at the back of the room, slowly raised his hand.

“Yes?” said the instructor.

“I was just wondering if it would be all right if she carries a golf bag while we walk?”

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3 Responses to PREGNANCY AND EXERCISE

  1. I’ll buy that for a dollar

  2. Calvin Winchell says:

    It’s that love of humor and women that shines thru!

  3. Bob Lockett says:

    You, sir, have a wicked and twisted sense of humor.

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