John Deere original $15,000.00 FOB

You know that one significant other is just waiting for you to send her these gifts or have them installed by the time she gets home from work tomorrow evening. Sharper Image® has all of these except for the Beretta matching 9mm wall sconces. They require a BATFE Form 4473 and a gunshop near you for shipping.Be the envy of your Vet friends this Christmas and make sure you bring home some Polygamy Beer for the wives.  


From the Spiegel ‘Down Home’ collection- $299.00     Chicago 60609



Matching Beretta 9mms. Starting at $1600.00 in parkerized. Slightly more for blued or stainless


Sears’ newest Craftsman entry in Haute couture for the kitchen-$89.00


Rigid’s newest living room conversation starter for just $699.00


Chicago Transit Authority by Fireplace International- $18.000.00 (installed in the continental US).


Jack Daniels Aftershave- $29.00


From the Beautyrest “Viking” collection. Pictured is $8.399.00 with linens as shown


From the new IKEA catalogue. $39.23 – Fireman shelves. (some assembly required)

From the Kennedy roll away catalogue this season- 7 drawer vanity w/ SSS sink and 3 month supply of Lava hand soap

From the Kennedy roll away catalogue this season- 7 drawer vanity w/ SSS sink and 3 month supply of Lava® hand soap-just $899 includes UPS shipping.



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  1. Vicki Foley says:

    Merry Christmas Alex to you and yours. Looking forward to reading your writ “come to Jesus” piece . Thank you for all you do to help disabled vets and those of us who love them.

    • asknod says:

      And Merry Christmas to You and Yours, Miz Foley- you all give me a reason to be alive and stay that way.As for fighting the VA, that’s child’s play. They can’t find their rear ends with a Methane detector. It’s financial entertainment.

  2. WGM says:

    She was expecting a Longines.
    Remember the 1960’s watch commercial.
    A dude would give a diamond ring or Corvet to his girlfriend, and her reply was I was expecting a Longines.
    Merry Christmas and Happy New Year, y’all.

  3. Karen S. says:

    I’m going to pass, thanks. I’d rather have a Coach handbag. LOL

  4. Sue Stinnett says:

    Actually the Viking is on my Christmas list, sorta! I want a small john boat with trolling motor I can use to go fishing.

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