Tag Archives: Veterans Humor

WOMENS’ PREROGATIVE

Posted on February 12, 2012 by asknod

I was in my back yard trying to launch a kite. I threw the kite up in the air, the wind would catch it for a few seconds, then it would come crashing back down to earth. I tried this … Continue reading →

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2012 CFC–360 C BY NOODLEDUDE©

Posted on February 12, 2012 by asknod

The Appeals Universe is a dangerous place to be for the novice. There are  Black Holes that can make appeals stretch out into light years. Just imagine being trapped in the Remand zone from the AMC!  That’s right, Joe Veteran. … Continue reading →

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INNOVATIVE VETERANS

Posted on February 11, 2012 by asknod

When the going gets tough the tough get going In this new economy, bold initiatives are called for. Thinking outside of the box is critical to success. Being able to see a trend and seize the high ground is often … Continue reading →

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IRISH BIRTH CONTROL

Posted on February 10, 2012 by asknod

 Irish Birth Control Mrs.  Donovan was walking down  O’Connell  Street in Dublin when  she  met up with Father Flaherty. The  Father said, “Top o’ the mornin’ to  ye! Aren’t ye Mrs. Donovan and  didn’t I marry ye and yer Hoosband  two years ago?” … Continue reading →

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Golf–TIGER AND STEVIE

Posted on February 9, 2012 by asknod

Tiger Woods & Stevie Wonder are in a bar. Tiger turns to Stevie and says, “How’s the singing career going?” Stevie replies, “Not too bad. How’s the golf?” Woods replies, “Not too bad, I’ve had some problems with my swing, … Continue reading →

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SMC-K WARNING

Posted on February 8, 2012 by asknod

Some of you are rated for SMC-K at $99.00/month on top of any other rating. This may include a variety of disorders to include loss of one hand or one foot. It also is paid for loss of use of … Continue reading →

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LETTUCE DEPRESSION

Posted on February 2, 2012 by asknod

I am sure you, my fellow Veterans, are aware of this phenomenon by now. If not, forewarned is forearmed. We have all read of the large numbers of Veterans returning from the latest wars with horrible cases of depression stemming … Continue reading →

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BRAIN DEATH

Posted on February 1, 2012 by asknod

Stick Deodorant   I got a new stick deodorant today. The instructions said: “Remove cap and push up bottom.”   I can barely walk, but whenever I fart the room smells lovely.

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VA BACKLOG DISSIPATING (SOON)

Posted on January 31, 2012 by asknod

On my morning hike (100 yards) to the mailbox for the paper, I am always accompanied by my able-bodied PDAs. That would be the 4 personal dog assistants and the new kitty who mistakenly believes she’s actually a canine. With … Continue reading →

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MEN LIKE AU CHOCOLAT TOO

Posted on January 30, 2012 by asknod

Unfortunately, guys also like white socks with brown shoes. Big belt buckles are often another trademark of men here in the west. I’m interested in the wallets with chains attached to the big belts with the big belt buckles. What’s … Continue reading →

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