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That’s right. Take the guesswork out of your claim. Amaze your Vet friends. The new CFC–360 ® device is guaranteed accurate to within just one year! Enter your friends’ data, too. It has a universal claims USB input port. See who’s ahead! Just think of the exciting new uses you can put this device to. Why, you can file innumerable claims and the CFC-360 can keep track of all of them simultaneously. No more bulky file cabinets and clutter on your desk! Fits comfortably right in your wallet. Instantly scans SOCs and SSOCs. Indicates exactly what to do! Take the worry out of VA claims. LED-like Form 9 indicators and 60-day suspense timer asterisks are available as an upgrade on color versions.
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°–Sorry. No group discounts available for VSOs and VA.
°°–Sorry. No group discounts available for VSOs and VA
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Original posted long ago. (Claim chart also magnifies larger by clicking on it on this one) https://asknod.wordpress.com/2011/09/29/claims-flow-chart-2011/