Tag Archives: Veterans Humor

VA ID CARDS

Posted on May 30, 2012 by asknod

Interesting. I get a hit every three or four days on the search engine where someone asks (I don’t know who) what “service connected” means on their VA identification card. As an example, I will include mine here. If you … Continue reading →

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MATH TEST FOR VA RATERS

Posted on May 29, 2012 by asknod

Much has been written of the legendary boys who do our claims. Many words- complimentary and otherwise- have been employed to voice our feelings. I received this from Member Duane: VA RATER’S MATH TEST 1970– The veteran has been service connected for … Continue reading →

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Need Bumper Sticker

Posted on May 29, 2012 by asknod

I found this on my Facebook page from The Funny Farm. It summarizes a lot of my feelings. I filed it under Darwin Awards not yet realized.

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BLACK HUMOR

Posted on May 26, 2012 by asknod

I was barbecuing tonight and the funniest thing happened. Part of the crow clan who have been wrecking my corn starts showed up to continue the party. Dumb. Very Dumb. I have a Small Arms Expert Marksmanship ribbon and an incredible … Continue reading →

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FRANCHISE OPPORTUNITIES IN AFGHANISTAN

Posted on May 24, 2012 by asknod

This just in from Member Cal—- FRANCHISE OPPORTUNITY An ex-SEAL team member has recently started his own business in Afghanistan. He’s making land mines that look like prayer mats. It’s doing extremely well. He says prophets are going through the … Continue reading →

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USPS–TESTICULAR COFFEE BREAK

Posted on May 23, 2012 by asknod

  COFFEE AND TESTICLES A guy goes to the Post Office to apply for a job. The interviewer asks him, “Are you allergic to anything?” He replies, “Yes, caffeine. I can’t drink coffee.” “Ok, Have you ever been in the military … Continue reading →

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VAMC–DENTAL CLINIC

Posted on May 23, 2012 by asknod

Last fall I was in the waiting room at the American Lake VAMC dental clinic. I always get appointments for the first opening of the day. If you’ve ever been there, you’d understand. Just because you have an appointment for … Continue reading →

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Hyperdrive Fences

Posted on May 18, 2012 by asknod

Ever had an electric fence? Ever bumped into one? This one, sent in by Member Robert is absolutely the best one I’ve read in years. The title on the email said I’d laugh until I cried. He wasn’t lying. If … Continue reading →

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MILITARY CANINE ADOPTION PROGRAM

Posted on May 18, 2012 by asknod

Member Chip just sent this in. He acquired his last month and crime in his neighborhood has decreased markedly. Nod– Due to a rise of crime in our neighborhood, we just acquired a guard dog to protect our house.  With the recent … Continue reading →

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How to stop a nightmare.

Posted on May 16, 2012 by asknod

Member Cal sends us this bit of wisdom. For your viewing pleasure, see how to stop a nightmare and nip it in the bud. People ask me why I include these vignettes in a HCV forum and I ask right … Continue reading →

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