Tag Archives: Veterans Humor

The Perfect Husband

Posted on June 18, 2012 by asknod

THE PERFECT HUSBAND Several men are in the locker room of a golf club.  A cellular phone on a  bench rings and a man engages the hands-free speaker function and begins  to talk.  Everyone else in the room stops to … Continue reading →

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Welcome to the Hotel Montana

Posted on June 16, 2012 by asknod

horn·swog·gle  (hôrnswgl) transitive verb. horn·swog·gled, horn·swog·gling, horn·swog·gles Chiefly Northern & Western U.S. To bamboozle; deceive. I have not so fond memories of an old friend who gradually became pathetically power hungry in his own small fiefdom. Roger married Barb to run her life. … Continue reading →

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IT ONLY RAINS ON TUESDAYS AND SATURDAYS IN MAUI

Posted on June 13, 2012 by asknod

On my second vacation to Hawaii in 1993, we went to Maui in June. The wind blows a lot there and really messes with your golf game. I hate that when that happens. We stayed at the beautiful Kaanapali Alii condos … Continue reading →

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WALMARTIANS & THE WAR OF 1812

Posted on June 12, 2012 by asknod

Member (and former Marine) Tombo sends me this one. It’s so priceless I have to share it in its entirety. While I only visit WallyWorld in the fall to get my hunting license, I must admit I, too, see a … Continue reading →

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REAL LIFE DARWIN AWARDS

Posted on June 8, 2012 by asknod

This (or most of it) from members Paul and Leigh. Take 1 (one) Add 1 (one) Stir gently with ® Introduce .45 ACP round into boot being careful to miss steel toe (like that might have helped): Serve with a … Continue reading →

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NW HABITAT FOR HUMIDITY

Posted on June 4, 2012 by asknod

While the rest of the world swelters, we in the Northwest seem destined to rust. With all the rain and cloudy days here, our temperatures have plummeted into the high 50s to the low sixties. Cupcake had to knit little … Continue reading →

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VA ID CARDS

Posted on May 30, 2012 by asknod

Interesting. I get a hit every three or four days on the search engine where someone asks (I don’t know who) what “service connected” means on their VA identification card. As an example, I will include mine here. If you … Continue reading →

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MATH TEST FOR VA RATERS

Posted on May 29, 2012 by asknod

Much has been written of the legendary boys who do our claims. Many words- complimentary and otherwise- have been employed to voice our feelings. I received this from Member Duane: VA RATER’S MATH TEST 1970– The veteran has been service connected for … Continue reading →

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Need Bumper Sticker

Posted on May 29, 2012 by asknod

I found this on my Facebook page from The Funny Farm. It summarizes a lot of my feelings. I filed it under Darwin Awards not yet realized.

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BLACK HUMOR

Posted on May 26, 2012 by asknod

I was barbecuing tonight and the funniest thing happened. Part of the crow clan who have been wrecking my corn starts showed up to continue the party. Dumb. Very Dumb. I have a Small Arms Expert Marksmanship ribbon and an incredible … Continue reading →

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