Tag Archives: Veterans Humor

Hyperdrive Fences

Posted on May 18, 2012 by asknod

Ever had an electric fence? Ever bumped into one? This one, sent in by Member Robert is absolutely the best one I’ve read in years. The title on the email said I’d laugh until I cried. He wasn’t lying. If … Continue reading →

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MILITARY CANINE ADOPTION PROGRAM

Posted on May 18, 2012 by asknod

Member Chip just sent this in. He acquired his last month and crime in his neighborhood has decreased markedly. Nod– Due to a rise of crime in our neighborhood, we just acquired a guard dog to protect our house.  With the recent … Continue reading →

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How to stop a nightmare.

Posted on May 16, 2012 by asknod

Member Cal sends us this bit of wisdom. For your viewing pleasure, see how to stop a nightmare and nip it in the bud. People ask me why I include these vignettes in a HCV forum and I ask right … Continue reading →

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Footlocker Beginnings.

Posted on May 15, 2012 by asknod

Back in the beginning when I arrived in SEA, I saw the need for a weapon up country that actually worked as advertised. The .45 ACPs could do this but, as with all semi-autos, they became a casualty of red … Continue reading →

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Jesus In Retrospect

Posted on May 13, 2012 by asknod

There were 3 good arguments that Jesus was Black: 1. He called everyone brother 2. He liked Gospel 3. He didn’t get a fair trial But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Jewish: 1. He went … Continue reading →

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A WOMAN SCORNED

Posted on May 11, 2012 by asknod

Did you ever have to finally decide? Say yes to one and let the other walk by Its not often easy and not often kind Did you ever have to make up your mind? (Lovin’ Spoonful) She could have paid … Continue reading →

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Military Humor

Posted on May 10, 2012 by asknod

This is what a majority of us thought but could never voice during our time in service. I want one.

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OSAMA SAID TO HAVE ATTEMPTED SURRENDER

Posted on May 8, 2012 by asknod

This just in. Apparently leaked by someone on the SEAL Team who did the dynamic no-knock entry,  it was confirmed today that  Osama himself called in the location of his hideout. After having been holed up with three wives in … Continue reading →

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SNORKELING IN HAWAII

Posted on May 5, 2012 by asknod

For Member Leigh who enjoys my warped humor Everybody’s been to Hawaii, right? I went there in 82 for my divorce honeymoon.   The second time was to get over a particularly rotten relationship that went south over drugs- a … Continue reading →

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Tall Tales From Texas

Posted on April 29, 2012 by asknod

Member Tom sends this to us and he isn’t even from Texas. The testicles of a Texas midget hurt and ached almost all the time. The midget went to the doctor and told him about his problem. The doctor told … Continue reading →

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