Tag Archives: Veterans Humor

FOOTLOCKER–BANGKOK BREWERY

Posted on October 30, 2012 by asknod

Remember Singha? More appropriately, remember the odd effect of drinking one liter and not being able to navigate vertically on Friday night and the following week drinking 5 and not even getting a good buzz? The portly German Brewmasters of … Continue reading →

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MISS BEATRICE–WOMENS ARMY CORPS

Posted on October 18, 2012 by asknod

 Miss Beatrice, a Womens Army Corps Veteran from the second World War, was the church organist. She was in her late eighties and had never been married. She was admired for her sweetness and kindness to all. One afternoon the pastor came to call on her … Continue reading →

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vA WATER COOLERS AT ORLANDO HR CONFERENCE

Posted on October 4, 2012 by asknod

This just in from an AFGE union member and photographer who works for the Central Office. He wishes to remain anonymous but forwarded this picture he took of the water cooler in the atrium where they were holding their cheese tasting: … Continue reading →

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SEPTEMBER PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENTS

Posted on September 30, 2012 by asknod

A few of the good ones I receive from you: Thank goodness we got that straight. Thanks Tom.

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NEW NAVY T-SHIRT RULES

Posted on September 26, 2012 by asknod

While this may be a NAVOPS release, I’m sure it will receive wide dissemination by AF and Army unit commanders in short order. Our eye in the sky over SWA spotted this and sent it in: U.S.  Navy Directive 16134 … Continue reading →

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AN INSPIRATIONAL STORY

Posted on September 21, 2012 by asknod

I want to share this with you because some feel I am cold, callous and uncaring. I was once asked to play in a golf tournament. My handicap is like 67 and I’m sooo not tournament material. Usually these are … Continue reading →

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THE ARROGANCE OF AUTHORITY

Posted on September 19, 2012 by asknod

Member Robert of California fame sends us this immortal joke. I love it. A DEA officer stopped at a ranch in Texas and talked with an old rancher. He told the rancher, “I need to inspect your ranch for illegally grown drugs.” The … Continue reading →

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DEER IN CAMP

Posted on September 19, 2012 by asknod

I used to hunt with some guys who were like VSOs and mortally terrified of breaking even the most inconsequential rules. Things such as whether you shot a spike or a doe during high buck, 3-point or better season. It’s not like … Continue reading →

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SENIOR MOTEL MOMENT

Posted on September 17, 2012 by asknod

  Last week, she checked into a motel on her 65th birthday and she was a bit lonely. She thought, “I’ll call one of those men you see advertised in phone books for escorts and sensual massages.” She looked through … Continue reading →

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BLIND MAN’S BLUFF

Posted on September 5, 2012 by asknod

This just in from member Jimbo. Jim was one of the  brownwater Navy gentlemen who harassed innocent fishermen in the Mekong Delta. He tells me he did not have the pleasure of serving on Senator John Kerry’s swift boat, much to … Continue reading →

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