Tag Archives: Veterans Humor

WHEN BEANS GO BAD

Posted on August 7, 2012 by asknod

Back in late March I called VA at their 800 number to see how my CUE claim for reducing my PCT scar rating was doing. I talked to a polite lady named Peggy. I’ve talked to her before and I … Continue reading →

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BERRY CONSPIRACY

Posted on August 3, 2012 by asknod

Raspberry season is over. I really don’t care if I ever see another one. Which leads us to: On deck and waiting in the wings for September? Why what else? More berries. HCVets would do well to eat a lot … Continue reading →

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CUPCAKE’S FAMILY REUNION

Posted on August 3, 2012 by asknod

Once a year we have the Belles family reunion. We didn’t when I was enjoying the fine dining at the vAMC for the last two years. Nevertheless, it is that magic moment again. I look forward to seeing all my … Continue reading →

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THE CARE AND FEEDING OF CARROTS

Posted on July 30, 2012 by asknod

Cupcake comes from the farmer side of the family. I was, and try to be, the hunter and fisher of vertebrates. Learning the science of farming and language of moisture feeders is C3PO crap. Like any ex-military male, I assume it … Continue reading →

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UNDERSTANDING THE FEMALE DEMERIT SYSTEM

Posted on July 27, 2012 by asknod

In our continuing series on the care and feeding of the female psyche, we come across many cutting edge technologies for assessing our progress out of our cave man past and into the modern era. Due to testosterone poisoning, we are actually … Continue reading →

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BEING SENSITIVE

Posted on July 25, 2012 by asknod

Member Cal (who I don’t recall as being terribly sensitive) sent me this this morning. Being sensitive to your humor needs, I naturally post it post haste: Three rednecks were working up on a cell phone tower: Cooter, Ronnie and … Continue reading →

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THE PHYSICS OF TRAVEL PAY

Posted on July 24, 2012 by asknod

Early this year, the line at the travel office window became longer and longer. The VAMC put up some boxes with forms to fill out and apply without waiting each time. Win-win for Vets, right? Well, Virginia-not exactly. The first … Continue reading →

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JACK DANIELS FISHING STORY

Posted on July 23, 2012 by asknod

More from Michigan Bob. This is entirely believable. Most snakes hear you coming and beat feet. Most. Not our friend the Water Moccasin. They come to you knowing you are a potential meal. Jack Daniels Fishing Story I went fishing … Continue reading →

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Top 10 Reasons Why Men Prefer Guns Over Women

Posted on July 19, 2012 by asknod

Here goes… #10 – You can trade an old 44 for a new 22. #9 – You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you’re on the road. #8 – If you admire a friend’s gun … Continue reading →

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IN VINO VERITAS

Posted on July 15, 2012 by asknod

Pliny the Elder once said “In wine there is truth”, or if you’re Greek, “Ἐν οἴνῳ ἀλήθεια”. Its six of one and half a dozen of the other. I was at a wine tasting in Gig Harbor yesterday and what should … Continue reading →

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