While this may be a NAVOPS release, I’m sure it will receive wide dissemination by AF and Army unit commanders in short order. Our eye in the sky over SWA spotted this and sent it in:

U.S.  Navy Directive 16134 ( Inappropriate T-Shirts  ) The  following directive was issued by the commanding officer of all naval  installations in the Middle East. (It  was obviously directed at the  Marines.)

    To:  All Commands
Subject  : Inappropriate T-Shirts
Ref :  ComMidEast For Inst 16134 / / 24 K
All  commanders promulgate upon receipt.
The  following T-shirts are no longer to be worn on or off base by any military  or civilian personnel serving in the Middle East  :

1.  ‘Eat Pork or Die’ [both English and Arabic  versions]
2.  ‘Shrine Busters’ [Various. Show burning minarets or bomb/artillery shells  impacting Islamic shrines. Some with unit  logos.]
3.  ‘Goat – it isn’t just for breakfast anymore.’ [Both English and Arabic  versions]
4.  ‘The road to Paradise begins with me. [Mostly Arabic versions, but some in  English. Some show sniper scope  cross-hairs.]
5.  ‘Guns don’t kill people. I kill people.’ [Both Arabic and English  versions]
6.  ‘Pork. The other white meat.’ [Arabic  version]
7.  ‘Infidel’ [English, Arabic and other coalition force languages  .]
The  above T-shirts are to be removed from Post Exchanges upon receipt of this  directive.
In  addition, the following signs are to be removed upon receipt of this  message:
1..  ‘Islamic Religious Services Will Be Held at the Firing Range at 0800  Daily.’
2..  ‘Do we really need ‘smart bombs’ to drop on these dumb  bastards?’
All  commands are instructed to implement sensitivity  training upon  receipt.

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  1. randy says:

    Don’t see much of a problem with any of the above so perhaps Jane has gotten off her arse to stick her nose in others business again.

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