Tag Archives: Veterans Humor

G-rated humor

I found these corny jokes online.  I don’t know who created the cartoon. A 5-year old boy mistakenly stepped into the women’s dressing room at a health club. Women screamed and grabbed their towels. “What’s the matter? Haven’t you ever … Continue reading

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WHY I ONLY VISIT FACEBOOK ONCE A WEEK

This is good. I must admit. Thanks Deb. Only someone with HCV can find this kind of humor in such a dark world.

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NEW ARMY MEDAL

In what was widely hailed as a foregone conclusion, Secretary of Defense Leon “the pants” Panetta announced the Army will be creating a new medal to honor those who refrain from shooting back at Afghan soldiers engaged in “blue on … Continue reading

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BERNIE MADOFF-CHINESE MONEYBAG STYLE

Ah, the fabled pyramid of Mr. Ponzi fame. Here’s the innocuous, passive model from Paul and his charming wife. Wondering when you were going to get that big payoff from VA? Well, wonder no more, pilgrim. Take the chance out … Continue reading

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FROM THE FACEBOOK

I love farm signs. They’re so expressive.

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YOUR FAVORITE CHIA PETS

Just in time for Christmas at a vARO near you. Free with the upload of your E-526 filing.  That’s right, Vets. You heard me. Get yours before they’re all gone. Yes, you’ll be the hit of the season with your … Continue reading

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TIS THE SEASON

For us hunter/gatherer types, humor comes in slightly perverted terms. 31Bravo shares this with us. I, for one, am chagrined that I didn’t think of it first. Which is not to say I can’t plagiarize it and be the first … Continue reading

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VA PAPERLESS CLAIMS UPDATE

This just in from the vA Central office. Va has just purchased 5 of these nifty Binford® commercial paperless claims processing devices for each VARO. Simply enter the claims in at the top and hit the power button. Eco-green friendly … Continue reading

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MARRY RON IN SIX MONTHS

Veteran Ralph is lying on his death bed at the VAMC.  He has suffered long with numerous Agent Orange diseases and has fought doggedly for service connection for decades. His wife sits on the edge of the bed holding his … Continue reading

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ALMOST A VET

Great humor. Dude, like I was gonna serve, you know and like, wow, there it was-an opportunity to be like, you know, a pizza delivery guy. How could I pass that up? It was like. you know, fate calling me.  I was … Continue reading

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