G-rated humor

I found these corny jokes online.  I don’t know who created the cartoon.

A 5-year old boy mistakenly stepped into the women’s dressing room at a health club.
Women screamed and grabbed their towels.
“What’s the matter? Haven’t you ever seen a kid before?”


A man goes into a drug store and asks the pharmacist if he can give him something for the hiccups. The pharmacist promptly reaches out and slaps the man’s face.
“What did you do that for?” the man asks.
“Well, you don’t have the hiccups anymore do you?”
The man says, “No, but my wife out in the car still does!”


Marriage advice: A career is a fine thing. But while you’re busy earning your salt, don’t forget to pay attention to your sugar.


Happy Thanksgiving to all. 

About Laura

NW Vermont.
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