MILITARY HUMOR PAR EXCELLANCE

Someone once remarked to me that military humor was to humor what military music was to music. Nothing has changed. I received this from member emeritus WGM this morning and its absolutely priceless. Rarely do we get to view this side of our men and women who serve in far away places. Humor is such a necessary ingredient to life because there is so much heartbreak. Here is how they deal with it. Enjoy.

Military_Humor

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Liver transplants: Could your Congressman be an ally when the VA fails?

My DH never received his Combat Action Ribbon (Marine/Vietnam) and the Navy archivists ignore us.   Recently we informed Congressman Kline about our problem; a staff person followed-up promptly.  After discussing our issue, I conveyed our appreciation for their role in helping a veteran with HCV get a liver transplant.  I knew about the case from AskNod’s June 27 post:  VHA: Why you might not be getting that liver.

She told me that they have staff who work on the VA transplant issues! 

Keeping up with the reading activities in this active blog can be a daunting task.  If you missed the story of the MN veteran in Liver Transplant Denial, it’s a nail-biter.   After all the dry government prose, you’ll learn how this transplant drama played out.   What an ordeal.

One MN veteran contacted one MN Congressman and found an ally.   He in turn helped other veterans in a similar situations because an internal investigation was launched.  The resulting public report raises important considerations.

VA’s Office of Inspector General was requested by Congressman John Kline to review why a veteran patient was “unable to receive a [liver] transplant through the VA system.”

The power of one.  Your influence counts.  Use it. 

Editor’s note:

I have observed that the military is woefully inept at awarding medals to its servicemen and women.  That’s why you read about WW2 Vets getting their Silver star 60 years later posthumously. With the short time many of us served in RVN and its environs, our medals were never associated with our files before we were discharged or they didn’t make any effort. I see I got the NDSM and nothing more on my DD 214 yet the history of my outfit speaks differently. Worse, my time over the fence in Laos was never documented or else was ascribed to Air America service. AirAm doesn’t hand out Purple Hearts or Air Medals. None of this is a problem until vA says you weren’t there and if you were, you never got hurt because you weren’t in combat.  Nod

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DRO REVIEWS

Member Denise writes me and says “What to do? Been denied on jetguns and didn’t know I needed a nexus! Fired my VFW rep who is no longer BFF. Found you by accident. I have the letter from my family doctor (attached-please read) and am now debating a DRO vs the regular way to appeal. I have 20 days to file a F-9 or go for the DR thing. What do I do?

I have never been a fan of DRO reviews. With that said, let’s look at what we’re dealing with. If you are denied after you submit your claim, the normal course of events is to submit a Notice of Disagreement or NOD.  You might submit new and material evidence (such as your new nexus) when you are denied. This can occur after the denial and before the NOD or you may submit the new evidence with the NOD. In any case, the VA will respond with either a grant or a Statement of the Case (SOC).  You have two alternatives. vA will present both of these options to you when your denial is continued. You can pursue the normal, traditional appeals process or ask for a Decision Review Officer to investigate this with an eye towards overturning it.

This is why I hate them. vA is going to hang you out for a year on this. Your chances, which were 15% on winning at the outset, are just as bleak at a DRO Review. Unless your evidence is so remarkable as to refute and rebut everything used to deny you, you’re simply going to get a Supplemental Statement of the Case (SSOC) a year or more later saying “We so solly, GI. No can do”.  A SSOC is “What part of No don’t you understand” in vAspeak. The letters are very polite but they are denials.

You may also ask for a hearing before the DR Officer to plead your case. This will drag the timeline out even further before the eventual traditional appeal to DC. Don’t get me wrong. All DRO reviews are not fruitless. Some prevail in the process but I point out that the numbers who do are miniscule.

What many Vets don’t realize is that by submitting new and material evidence after a denial, NOD or at any time in that year following the initial denial, you will get a DRO review of the newly submitted evidence anyway. Once denied, any review of newly submitted evidence is automatically done by a higher up rather than the Rating Officer who did the original denial. Asking for a DRO review is redundant on top of this. If you get a new denial, a DRO hearing is not likely to change the fellow’s mind.

The M21- 1MR Manual forbids VA personnel (and DROs) from bargaining but that is just for show. In fact, many are susceptible to some horsetrading in the back room. This usually occurs in a VSO or lawyer- represented environment. It never occurs on paper. It’s done verbally without tape recorders.  You, as a pro se Vet representing yourself, are not likely to be able to go down and plead your case without a month’s delay in getting an appointment. What inevitably occurs is your representative will proposition the DRO like a prostitute. The quid pro quo will be “How about if my client agrees to take 30% for PTSD and we drop the  Hepatitis claims along with all the secondaries?” While this may be unethical, it happens. I doubt you will hear the DRO offer it nowadays, but it was a bargaining tactic in the 90s when the vA had a more laissez faire attitude about this. Of course in the nineties, it was far more likely that the DRO would proposition your representative rather than the reverse. All that has changed.

Nowadays the DRO might say that your chances of winning claim X are about the same as finding a snowball in Hell.  It would be up to your representative to interpret this as an opening to proffer a trade. Again, the chances of success are slim. This is why I personally don’t see wasting my time hanging around the RO and expecting a miracle-especially where a jetgun claim is involved.

Always remember that everyone at the RO is evaluated in performance reviews. Success is rewarded with bonuses and Attaboy Letters attesting to how well you did the job in any year. Everyone likes a well-endowed trophy wall so the wiggle room is there. A DRO will be recognized for his success in resolving claims disputes and he/she can get the signatures on the grant if there is enough substance to rationalize it. If it furthers his/her career without inviting disaster from above,  it may come to fruition. You will inevitably end up with the short end of the stick in this, but oh well.

I prefer the take no prisoners attack and going straight to DC in jetgun claims. There is no guarantee that if you somehow won, you won’t find yourself in a double DRO review quagmire. I speak of a scenario where you end up appealing the lowball rating they try to pawn off on you. This happens frequently enough to remark on it. We have had innumerable Vets with everything needed to get 40 or 60% for HCV on DC7354 yet vA hands them the 10-20%. They immediately start the NOD process over again and spend a year or two trying to bump it up where it belongs. The medrecs may clearly show the entitlement, but that means nothing if the rater makes no effort to really peruse the file.

vA will tell you not to submit duplicate documents to avoid confusion. Ignore them. If they didn’t read all about your near-constant debilitating symptoms the first go-around, it’s time to take it up a notch with a yellow hi-lighter pen and a nasty letter couched in polite terms. If possible, go back to your doctor and get it in his words. I find that when you show a doctor what vA sends out , they take umbrage with a lowly peon unschooled in the medical arts opining like one. This often induces them to write down whatever you ask within reason. My doctor wrote a glowing letter about why I was never going to get better and how I was precluded from ever doing Interferon therapy. Result? Permanent and Total rating in 90 days instead of two years.

So to you, Denise, I say it’s your choice. Depending on your RO, and I pray its not in Oakland, Seattle or the two in Texas, I would probably say go East, young lady. Since I am not a VSO or a Veterans Representative in the legal sense of the word, my advice is purely hypothetical to avoid lawsuits. Justice in this system seems to improve the higher you go. I don’t think anyone at vA reads your C-file in detail until the first visit to the CAVC and a Joint Motion For Remand issues, so a decision prior to that is a wasted effort but nevertheless one required on the path to victory. Even if you don’t win all the battles, the objective is to win the war. Don’t lose sight of that. You haven’t mentioned anything about possible representation by a lawyer so I assume you are adamant about doing this yourself. Just beware of the pitfalls. They have 500 law dogs arrayed against you. If you lose a DR review, I strongly suggest a leagle beagle in DC. It may be the difference in how long you fight for what you’re entitled to. As for VSOs, you don’t get what you don’t pay for.

One last suggestion would be to read my book. I covered DRO Reviews in it and it will give you a better feel for the process.  And to set your mind at ease, the VFW rep. was never your BFF. It was a fig newton of your imagination.

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BERRY CONSPIRACY

Raspberry season is over. I really don’t care if I ever see another one. Which leads us to:

On deck and waiting in the wings for September? Why what else? More berries.

HCVets would do well to eat a lot of blueberries. They are an important source of Resveratrol which is good for the liver. Most of us  usually get that from drinking a lot of good Cabernet Sauvignon but drinking booze is a bozo no-no for heppers.

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CUPCAKE’S FAMILY REUNION

Once a year we have the Belles family reunion. We didn’t when I was enjoying the fine dining at the vAMC for the last two years. Nevertheless, it is that magic moment again. I look forward to seeing all my wife’s relatives. They’re certainly more agreeable than mine. My eldest sister screwed us all out of our inheritance and my next oldest one won’t speak to me because I refused to divide mine in half and share with her. Somehow she failed to notice I’m still a pauper and  my vA compensation wouldn’t even cover her bill at her country club.

What concerns me is the insane urge to clean and rearrange what I consider to be acceptable. Just when you become accustomed to where all the furniture is and can navigate it in the dark without creaming a toe, you have to relearn it. I compare it to waking up and discovering someone has changed the English language and it requires remedial education to remaster it.

Nowhere is this enunciated so clearly as in the Bedroom. For six long years, the bed resided in its usual spot. This placement was carefully thought out with much incense and Feng Shui. Our heads would align to the North and the television would be to our immediate south. The CATV outlet was thusly placed accordingly. What to my consternation should I be met with upon returning from gardening yesterday than the realignment of the most important facet of my life where I spend an inordinate amount of my time?

Men will understand the complexity of this. We are only recently potty trained indoors in the grand scheme of Time. This was accomplished by the cupcakes of the world over many eons. We are really only a stone’s throw from the cave in their minds. I personally think this stems from women’s frustration that they cannot claim the whole of outdoors as their urinal as we men can. Now imagine relocating the sleep vessel such that one arises in the middle of the night and is forced to navigate to the water closet from a strange perspective that in no way comports with his geographical remembrances of yesteryear. Compound that with sleep interest and you have confusion piled on top of mental deficiency.

Of far more import is the location of the telecommunications device. As there is now a window due west of my feet, this precludes locating it there. It will have to be at an acute angle to the left or right of it. Naturally the choice has been predetermined without my input to locate it as far from where it was originally. Since I am the designated communications expert and head installer, this will require my relocating the CATV outlet. It would be unsightly to simply tuck the cable along the perimeter of the room.

Electrical outlets now are in the wrong location too. None are accessible since the bed location blocks their access. This, too will require amelioration. I’m praying for an extension cord repair order but I sense it will be far more.

Since we are now looking out over the pasture when we greet the dawn, a whole new paradigm will have to be employed. Landscaping will have to be altered to facilitate a proper view from the prone position. New curtains are in order to frame this properly. Curtains that cannot be purchased at a NORMAL store. A curtain expert must be summoned to pontificate on this new phenomenon and eviscerate my bank account.

I feel conservatively that I will be out many thousands before this is over. I suspect prostate/urinary difficulties too. My first foray at 0300 took upwards of 7 minutes to correctly identify that I was in the walk-in closet and not the bathroom. By then my urinary distress was imminent. Trust me when I say I take no humor in reciting scatological humor. I consider it a medical emergency when I am in that state.

I  politely discussed the incongruity of the feng shui ceremony since we are no longer properly aligned. Cupcake smiled and said “You can’t honestly say you believe in that, can you?” My rejoinder is unprintable but consisted mainly of implying that she certainly did when she designed the house. I now understand that is no longer an operable statement. Feng shui apparently is malleable. What is also glaringly apparent is that I am not allowed to contribute my valued but unsolicited opinions on something I don’t believe in.

I wonder if other men suffer similarly. Is this a female aberration or simply a phase Cupcake is going through? Judging from the past, I will get three or four years to become accustomed to this new arrangement in the bedroom before we revert back to the original format.

 

Fortunately for me, I kept those handy little urinal jugs the vA gave me when I was discharged in 2010.Feng shui can be an art form.  Two can play this game, you know.

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vA–COMPLAIN AND IT’LL COST YOU

Member Kel submits this for our observation. If readers wonder why I remain anonymous pending resolution of my claims with the vA, they need look no further than this example of recrimination. Criticizing the vA is bad for your health. It impairs your earnings potential, causes loss of face and is often a reason for being marginalized right out of your job. Thus losing you job and its attendant financial security can cause health problems when you don’t get enough to eat and suffer mentally.

Michelle Washington is about to discover just how strong her union is -or isn’t. AFGE has been described by some officious former vA employees as being a farce. Their feelings are that it does not represent the rank and file vA workers. Readers will recall the AFGE was the motivating force behind the recent protests outside the Columbia, S.C. VARO.

I make no judgement calls here. I simply report it. But it does strike me as being short-sighted to come down on a whistleblower. What could be more foolish than to exert ham-handed tactics on a woman who testifies before Congress? Subtlety would carry the day here without resorting to an Omaha Beach frontal assault on her. Marginalizing employees for legitimate activities, no matter how injurious to the Agency, is an art form that vA has never attained. Their excesses are legend. Witness the Keith Roberts imbroglio and his subsequent imprisonment for almost four years. After extensive litigation, they admitted their error but who paid the price for their flying off the handle? vA has rightfully earned their sobriquet as an Agency who shoots from the hip and asks questions later. Much later. This is an important precept in the “team” method of accountability. It consists of twenty officials in a circle pointing at one another as the culprit. The obverse is to blame it all on the Veteran and imply that his actions brought this on.

Even money says Michelle will continue to be ostracized sotto voce while accompanied by protestations on Uncle Eric’s part that no such thing is afoot. Once caught with the hand in the cookie jar, the response has almost universally been to adamantly deny the wrongdoing and promise that, even were this the case, it has been looked into.  No further violations can possibly ensue because everyone is aware of it and a Training Day was scheduled to brief everyone on proper deportment in these matters.

Michelle will never regain her place in the sun. Her reputation as a loner who refuses to be a “team player” is now cemented. The approbation of her superiors can never be recalled. Eventually she’ll realize like many did in the military, that this seminal event will preclude any possibility of advancement or promotion in her career.  File this under “Open Mouth. Insert Career.”

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On a pinhead

I’ve been reading a biology text book (c. 1987) that we own.  These sentences struck me:

“A virus is a genome enclosed in a protective coat.  The tiniest viruses are only 20 nm in diameter–smaller than a ribosome.  Millions could easily fit on a pinhead.  Even the largest viruses can barely be resolved with the light microscope. 

A chart tries to illustrate nanometers.  An atom is .01 nm; small molecules might be 1 nms; lipids, then proteins, up to 10 nms; ribosomes are a bit bigger and then we have the small viruses.  HCV viruses are different sizes–some are 50 nms, some a bit bigger.  They can only been seen with an electron microscope.

The CDC writes:

How long does the Hepatitis C virus survive outside the body?

The Hepatitis C virus can survive outside the body at room temperature, on environmental surfaces, for at least 16 hours but no longer than 4 days.

How should blood spills be cleaned from surfaces to make sure that Hepatitis C virus is gone?”

Any blood spills — including dried blood, which can still be infectious — should be cleaned using a dilution of one part household bleach to 10 parts water. Gloves should be worn when cleaning up blood spills.

Our blood is the chemical soup that transports these zombies.  Since HCV can survive on surfaces for days–wet or dried up–then blood spills need be no bigger than a pinhead to house millions of them.

Media images from the Vietnam war period come to mind: outdoor village barbers with their busy clippers and razors; clunky jet-guns pressed into recruits’ bare arms at boot camp;   Vietnamese and American wounds getting dressed in the bush,  hamlets, and compounds.  Such a mixing up of blood and its then undetectable payloads of HCV.

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FORT LEUKEMIA PRESUMPTIVE DISEASES

Here’s the list of diseases associated with the carcinogens found in Fort Leukemia’s water.

‘‘(i) Esophageal cancer.
‘‘(ii) Lung cancer.
‘‘(iii) Breast cancer.
‘‘(iv) Bladder cancer.
‘‘(v) Kidney cancer.
‘‘(vi) Leukemia.
‘‘(vii) Multiple myeloma.
‘‘(viii) Myleodysplasic syndromes.
‘‘(ix) Renal toxicity.

‘‘(x) Hepatic steatosis.
‘‘(xi) Female infertility.
‘‘(xii) Miscarriage.
‘‘(xiii) Scleroderma.
‘‘(xiv) Neurobehavioral effects.
‘‘(xv) Non-Hodgkin’s lymphoma.’’.
We shall see how they rate this. Even money says they’ll do what they already to and deny most claims as being too tenuous to prove.

Fort Leukemia Wastewater Treatment Plant

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Class Action: Against the VA

Hmmmm…I wonder if shredded evidence amounts to “denial of due process”.

This Vet has launched a class action suit, and we are apparently asked to join him.

I would be very interested in Vets comments on this!

For more information contact:

gary001ok@yahoo.com

 

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ASKNOD @ KINDLEBOOKS

Gee, I guess I’m officially published. I was looking on line to see if it had showed up and up sprang this. http://www.amazon.com/s/ref=nb_sb_noss?url=search-alias%3Ddigital-text&field-keywords=ASKNOD.

If you use the Kindlebook phenomenon, you can download it from your computer.

I still don’t have any copies yet in paper form. The publisher says “It’s in the mail”. Barnes and Noble has the paperback

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/s/asknod?keyword=asknod&store=book

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