vA–GSA HAS NOTHING ON US

This just in from Houston and the ever-watchful eye of WGM. In all fairness, he spotted it on Ben’s Blog so we must be honest.

In a show of one-upsmanship, the vA transported 1800 of its employees to the Marriott World Center for a four-day seminar in spa technique-not once but twice- to the tune of $5 mil.  They also set aside $4 million more for future HR events of this caliber.  Very far-sighted indeed.

 

This on the heels of the GSA’s paltry $823,000.00 extravaganza in Las Vegas, was a classic example of “Our agency is better than your agency and we spend way more”. Yes, in a show of extreme gratitude, the vA let down their hair and relaxed their stance towards drinking on the job. And what better way to bitchslap Veterans?

In an interview with a Decision Review Officer  from the Waco RO who wished to remain anonymous, he was ebullient about his experience: ” Dude- we were Extremely Trashed or Hammered the whole time we were there. Get it? ETOH?  My friends were playing golf and they took the cart into a water hazard. Awesome! I even got a tattoo on their dime.”

A good time was had by all

In lieu of the need for these training sessions on a fairly regular basis, Congress is rumored to be eyeing an increase to cover them. The President said he feels they are essential to unit cohesion and promote a more relaxed and better understanding of the rating process. “Good raters are happy raters and we want 98% accuracy”. said the VA Secretary at the news conference announcing the future seminars. We at Asknod concur wholeheartedly. Even money says the Undersecretary for Veterans Benefits Denials was a keynote speaker on the subject of Denial Motivation.

For this, we feel the monthly Alfred E. Neuman “What? Me worry about Public Opinion? Award should be shared co-equally by Aunt Allison and Uncle Eric. Their selfless devotion to duty and a desire to make sure each and every one of us get what’s coming to us is indeed heartwarming.

Next Year it’s Mazatlan, dude.

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MUST HAVE BASS-FISHING BOATS.

Cupcake bought this Bugatti Grand Sport Vitesse for me for bass fishing, It’s nice because it has a very shallow draft for close-in-to-shore casts. The rubber bumpers are permanently installed below the waterline to make sure you don’t damage the hull. They’re very trendy and have good resale value. They come with a pretty beefy inboard and there’s an abundance of horsepower there when you need it to get out of tricky situations. She shot this one of me in one of those tricky situations right after I launched it yesterday.

I like its low profile in the water best. It almost feels like driving a car.

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“Changes” at the VA? Wrong Message

In 2008, in the wake of Shreddergate 1, one of the managers at the Cleveland Regional Office was inexplicably “promoted” to VACO.    Of course, the vAOIG “took action” and the ROs immediately stopped shredding evidence AND stopped doing shredder bin inspections.

We are sure they stopped doing shredder bin inspections, but did they stop shredding?

How would we know without follow up shredder bin inspections?

In 2012, at an “embattled director” was “moved” to the Denver Regional Office.

Smells like vA nepotism to me.

Veterans, there are two possible places your evidence could be:

A.   The “old” Shreddergate, Shreddergate 1:

What “fishy smell”?

B.   The “new” shreddergate, Shreddergate 2:

“Now which one of these do you think you put Jim Smith’s evidence in, anyway?”

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HHVETS BACK IN THE NEWS

Help Hospitalized Vets (occasionally), Inc. is back in the news. They were caught buying each other private golf club memberships to the tune of $80 K  back in 2008. That was just the tip of the iceberg apparently. They hauled in a cool $41 million last year and only 35%  made it to the VAMCs.  That’s a lot of leather cigarette pouches I want you to know. It seems the guys on the Board of Directors drink 100 proof Stolichnaya and fart through silk underwear. Mansions don’t come cheap and you have to keep up appearances to bring in that kind of money. What’s more you have to rent a venue to put on your Dog and Pony Show. We know those don’t come cheap at the 4 Seasons.

Check with Google before donating to their kid’s college fund.

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HCV AND ANTIBIOTICS

And we thought that NSAIDs and Tylenol were our only enemies. Newsflash. The list of nasties seems to grow longer every day. I spotted this from LIVER GUY on my facebook page. I friended him because anyone with a name like this is probably very liver-conscious. I was right. Steer clear of moxifloxacin and levofloxacin if you are older or have a compromised liver as most of us do.  Read and heed. If you are like me with Stage 4 and no hope of killing this bug, stick with the old fashioned Erythromycin and its cousins, assuming they will still work for you.

I question every medication that they prescribe me now and often find doctors are complete boobs when it comes to drug/disease interactions. They are so positive they are a superior life form that the idea of making a mistake never enters their mind. More’s the pity for us unfortunates who depend on them.

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VARO–KEEPING YOUR HAND IN

One thing you need to know when doing claims, is to keep them on the ropes. Just because your appeals are up at the CAVC, this doesn’t preclude a filing for some error you’ve spotted or a secondary illness that has finally reared its ugly head. As you are filing at the Regional Office level, you will recall that expensive-ass law dog you hired is persona non grata at the old RO for anything the BVA hasn’t touched yet. He has his hands full anyway. Best to let him stick to that while you go on about sweeping up the broken glass from the earlier accidents.

Filing claims at the RO is only permitted to self-represented Veterans or those who choose to use the VSOs’ version of Leaglezoom.com ©. Thus the vA has you at a strategic disadvantage at the most crucial stage of the game.  The initial stages of your claim set the tenor and the pace for what ensues. If you are working it using a VSO, they have their own pace and tempo. It leaves you in a defensive posture versus an offensive one.

Never file harassing, frivolous claims to tie up the system. Each one should be focused to accomplish something. vA has denied me Special Monthly Compensation “S”. It amounts to  $325.00 a month. I am entitled to it by being substantially confined to my home and the immediate environs. It must be attained by either a debilitating illness or one 100% rated disease/injury plus an additional 60% computed in vAmath. I am currently rated 100%+ 40% +10%. vA computes that to 146% or 150% rounded up. I will need an additional 20% to attain my 60% so I am filing for restoration of my other original 10% from scarring which was unceremoniously horse-traded away after the award of my 40%. Yes observant math person. That will only net me  151% which rounds down to 150%. Nevertheless it was awarded lawfully. That means if they removed it unlawfully, it is CUE. Do you remember how hard it is to prove CUE? Now just imagine how the vA can prove that it was awarded  a) fraudulently

b) without enough signatures

c) because I don’t have any scars now that they all vanished.

The same arcane, immutable laws that prevent the majority of us from ever prevailing on a CUE claim are now focused in their full force on the same ones who promulgated the decision. The olde English used to call this being hoist on your own petard (from the French Palan par votre propre piège). vA has made a “finding”. This is a legal holding good for $200 and passing Go! vA now has to defend why they awarded it in the first place. They have to prove it wasn’t outcome-determinative to take it away, that the decision to reduce the rating ( in force for 17 months) “did not manifestly change the outcome” of the eventual rating percentage; that all the laws were obeyed and all the evidence on file at the time indicated that a reduction was called for without discussing the proposed reduction with the claimant prior to reducing said rating. OOOOhhhhh! I like these arguments.

Some of you know this but if vA decides to tamper with your rating, no matter how many chips you have, they have to have a C&P exam that says ” Mr. NOD’s scars have miraculously disappeared on both the dorsal and anterior aspects of his hands and scarring due to mechanical trauma/photosensitivity has similarly undergone Heavenly Expungement. The Pope has been called and he is currently being considered for Canonization. News and film at Eleven”. In fact, the way the LAW is written, vA cannot reduce that rating until sixty days after they first notify you that they have done it. Being a “finding” that I am entitled to this, the only way to effect a reduction by the M-21 would require them to order me to a QTC  Quality Treatment Center posthaste for one of those canned C&Ps mentioned above.

I filed in November of 2008 for Cryoglobulinemia and Fibromyalgia but withdrew those claims upon completion of the PCT for 10%. That was before I even knew about SMC S.  I will be reinstating them soon. I am also contemplating filing CUE on the original denial of my SMC-S denial in June of 2008. That can be sustained because on the rare three days here and there when they discharged me home from the Seattle VAMC , I was lying on my back with a colostomy bag and a 1000ml IV of saline every day in my (by now) permanent PICC line. That’s conducive to watching a lot of Drew Carey and Alex Trebek. The picture looked like this

 

 

vA felt I was faking it and out playing golf in my brand new, vA -issued wheelchair.

 

The camera date is wrong but that’s me in the NASA recliner.

vA looked at all the evidence and the benefit of the doubt came down like this:

 

 

Them vA rater guys. Aren’t they a hoot? Why, you gotta get up purty early in the morning to get the jump on them. They don’t get taken in by some hoodwinking Veteran faking it in a wheelchair. No Sirreee. 85% of us are fakers and malingerers and vA can’t be hornswoggled by the likes of a rank amateur like me. What was I thinking?

Never sit and do nothing in these instances. Small, perceived wrongs can be righted while you wait your turn in line at Indiana Ave. NW. The only codicil is that they be brand spanking new claims or CUE motions for revision of vARO decisions. This is not harassment nor is it being anal and vindictive. By fighting for what is legitimately yours, you show vA that you are not to be trifled with. Just make sure you don’t have any skeletons in your closet or fraudulence in the files. Call it “CUE for fun and profit”. I prefer to call it “Not getting mad but rather, getting even” Always remember Shakespeare’s immortal line ” Revenge is a dish best served chilled”. This requires preparation and a refrigerator properly set to 34 degrees Fahrenheit.

38 CFR § 3.105(e)

(e) Reduction in evaluation—compensation. Where the reduction in evaluation of a service-connected disability or employability status is considered warranted and the lower evaluation would result in a reduction or discontinuance of compensation payments currently being made, a rating proposing the reduction or discontinuance will be prepared setting forth all material facts and reasons. The beneficiary will be notified at his or her latest address of record of the contemplated action and furnished detailed reasons therefor, and will be given 60 days for the presentation of additional evidence to show that compensation payments should be continued at their present level. Unless otherwise provided in paragraph (i) of this section, if additional evidence is not received within that period, final rating action will be taken and the award will be reduced or discontinued effective the last day of the month in which a 60-day period from the date of notice to the beneficiary of the final rating action expires.

The obvious answer to this is:

Dept. of Veterans Affairs

Regional Office

Re:

CSS

Moving Party

Dear Sirs,

I write because the Seattle Regional Office has failed to contact me concerning my filing of October 10th, 2011. I contacted the IRIS system (IRIS Inquiry # xxxxxx-xxxxx) and posted the particulars of my filing there and asked for an update. Apparently the documents have been lost or misfiled. Fortunately I do have proof of mailing to help you find them and copies of the correspondence to resurrect the matter.

Very simply, the Veterans Administration has reduced a rating for scarring under Diagnostic Code 7815 from 10% to 0%. Substituting the Diagnostic Code for Phlebotomies under Polycythemia Vera (DC 7704) in lieu of DC 7815 is impermissible as it is not duplicative nor pyramiding under 38 CFR §4.14.

Most importantly, please find a copy of my Certificate of Mailing via US Post Office Form 3817 showing my mailing of the document requesting a Motion for Revision. If you feel this is not sufficient to overcome the Presumption of Regularity as far as the Common Law Mailbox ruling documenting mailing, I can supply a letter from my postmaster/mistress attesting to the mailing in question. Suzanne has known me for 18 years. It’s a small town. Post Office Form 3817, while not generally used, still certifies that the article in question, addressed to the VA, was mailed on the date stamped on the form by the sender (me). It satisfies the requirements of the Rios vs. Mansfield precedent that shows documented proof of mailing. Furthermore, I only sent the Seattle Regional Office one document during the month of October, 2011.

Please begin adjudicating this Motion for Revision as soon as you can. I feel it is long overdue after ten months of waiting. I am actively prosecuting this. I realize the Veterans Administration is experiencing a large number of filings but I feel the inordinate time delay is inexcusable. A simple acknowledgement of the receipt of the correspondence would be appropriate. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

Noodledude

1234 Yellow Brick Road

Oz, Kansas 60609

P.S. Suzanne says to say Hi. She wants her fifteen minutes of Warhol fame, too.

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HOMELESS VETS STILL WAITING IN LINE

Member Shawn found this and it makes my skin crawl. This is a quote that should give everyone of us pause.

Tragically, every year more than 6,500 Veterans voluntarily surrender their lives … victims of bureaucratic battle fatigue.

Their solace is found in Plato’s prophetic claim more than 2,500 years ago: “Only the dead have seen the end of war.”

It is estimated that since the Vietnam War ended, more Vietnam Veterans have committed suicide than the 58,272 who were killed during the War.

The death toll amongst homeless Vietnam Veterans will continue to climb as more commit suicide, overdose on VA drugs, are murdered, or die of hardship and old age while fighting against the domestic enemy.

How can Congress live with itself? How could anyone recess and go on vacation with this sitting in the in-basket?  It’s a sobering article to me as I am an integral part of that era. I came very close to homelessness within a year of my return from SEA.

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HEY– YOU VETS ARE EXPENSIVE!

Chew on this article. Boot 1.3 million Vets out of VAMCs and save enough money to fight for 12.9 more days in Afland. What are they smoking down in Foggy Bottom? We should be building more VAMCs everywhere because — Newsflash!– we’re getting ready to have a shitpile of damaged Vets on our hands soon. Why is it than when faced with monetary shortcomings, they go through gyrations of “What if we transferred the $ from here to there and short-funded these guys this year? Then when the dust settles, we could commit to this again when we have the dough.” The problem is new priorities arise and the Vet gets the back seat a la Rosa Parks.

I strive not to have any political leanings here and don’t cotton to others doing so. Nevertheless, this is grossly short-sighted regardless who authors it. Priority 7 and 8’s are tomorrow’s priority 3s. Twenty five years hence they’ll be Priority 1s. When America sent us to war, we didn’t say we’d be available most days but weekends were right out. We sure didn’t discuss salary either. I find it distasteful to see either party become an author to this perfidy. What’s the schedule for doing away with Priority 6?

Member Bob who is an introvert and does not post  had this contribution when he sent it to me:

If I recall,  the invention of the categories can be attributed to Principi.

 What happens when you deny these vets access to VA health care?    They are still sick and broke.

 They move over to the federally funded Family Health Center (where they crowd out low income families and children).

 Or, they end up at the emergency room needing $ 5,000.00 in care which could have been avoided by a visit to the VA outpatient nurse a week before.

 This is a false economy and is a version of the old used car salesmen’s trick.  Mark the car up $ 500.00 and then give the first sucker to look at it a $ 200.00 discount so he feels like he won.

 Snake Oil for sale, cheap.

 If this is ever done our homeless vet population in this town (Motor City) will jump.  A lot.   Once denied health care the “walking wounded” will become too sick to keep working and will be on the streets.

 But, what do I know?

I hate to think of the consequences. Vets of all stripes are stretched pretty thin right now. Their tenuous grip on life and medical care is borderline. The repair order to me is obvious. Time to turn out the lights in Kabul. Who wants to be the last one to die for this? They’re sand ranchers and can’t even agree on how to run their own country but want our money to keep the system airborne. We’re losing more troops to green on blue assassinations than to purely combat now. Helloooooooooo? So let’s cut off the guys who defended them. I guess I don’t get it. There’s less here than meets the eye.

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THE BIG CHICKEN DINNER–WHAT THEY DON’T TELL YOU

GIJoe_OriginalLineupMany’s the Vet- and even more so now -with these insane year-in, year-out deployments to combat zones, who comes home  slightly bent. I know. I did and couldn’t figure out why everyone was not on the same page with me. You cannot go to war and play GI Joe without some of the paint coming off. You never return the same nor should you. If you think it was fun, you need help. But when you do seek help and they can your ass, then you have an intractable problem.

In my day a Bad Conduct discharge, DD Form 258 or its brother the Dishonorable (DD 259) were anathema. I took silver with a General. We called the Bad Conduct discharge the Big Chicken Dinner and bemoaned our friends who, for one reason or another, chose to go AWOL or worse. Men, who in any other circumstances, would never screw up-but did. Add a little death and destruction, salt with IEDs and no sleep and voila- instant temporary Bent Brain. Or permanently Bent after about 3 deploys. For some it was only one. Everyone has a different-sized rubber band in their brain. Some aren’t designed to take this stress. Others can’t live without it-right up until the day they discover they can’t live with it.

My son has a friend he went through K-12,  soccer  and the whole panoply of youth with.  We all use these social constructs as an introduction to life when we get older. Josh is a Ranger. He’s on his third vacation in Afland. He just got married for all the wrong reasons. He just got a Bronze Star and a few other I was there ribbons. He’s into it. He engages in reckless drinking, etc. I recognize him.  I’ve been there. Excitement is like heroin when you’re in the field. The in-between becomes boring. Action must be constant to perceive life properly. Losing a buddy becomes the focal point of a grudge match. There aren’t enough sand ranchers to even the score when that happens.  Or, in my war at some point, you feel it was ordained that you arrange beer summits between Pathet Lao and God-the more the merrier.

Then you come home. Ho-humville doesn’t cut it. Dreams start to crop up with nightmares interspersed. It’s like a Country and Western song.  Soon there are no dreams, no house, no kids and no wife. The Army takes a dim view of you failing to punch in Monday mornings. Alcohol and drugs can fix this for a while and then suddenly none of it can help. The only one that can help is one who has been there. Someone you can share your fears and regrets with. There are damn few of them around on a military base willing or able to do this. They’re busy listening to their own Country and Western songs, too.

Before long you end up with  that Big Chicken Dinner and don’t care. When you finally come to your senses and need psychiatric help to find your way out of this maze, its too late. To add insult to injury, your provendor, that Big Brother (Veterans Administration) assigned to look over you, now shuns you. All those years of faithful service for naught. It sucks but that is the current system. A Vet doesn’t have time to matriculate through the system waiting for a decision on this bent brain syndrome. He needs help now. At the most important, crucial juncture when he or she finally reaches out and cries Uncle, they are met with the “We’ll have to study it and get back to you”.

Sen. Patty “Sneakers” Murray and her cohorts up at the Big house feel the status quo is workable and needs no fine-tuning. I wish I could introduce her to some of these fine upstanding people who defended America when She asked for their help. Unfortunately, they’re disappearing at the rate of about 30 a day.

welcome home from Vietnam

Nodster

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DISGRUNTLED VET

I received this today and was initially at a loss for words. I read it moments before the Stardust Radio show began and it festered in my mind until it bubbled over in the broadcast. I do not believe in conspiracies or censorship so I will not tamper with it. I will add my answer to it below as it was sent. I rarely receive negative input such as this. Not that I don’t deserve it certainly, but I try to build positive things here rather than complain about things I cannot change. Everyone’s claims (and hence their circumstances) are different and unique. There is no vA claims box that fits all of you. If there was , you wouldn’t come here asking why and how to.

Dear Sir…

Okay….I am a Viet Nam veteran, I don’t turn my back on the war as so many did in the 60’s, I put my life on the line, come back a drug addict, alcoholic, and can’t maintain a relationship due to ED caused by Agent Orange…..and now you have the balls…(must be big ones) to try and sale me a book to benefit no one but you!

I have known some selfish people and will have to put YOU amongst them as well!

Gee Thanks for all your support!

Walter L. Reynolds/ U.S.Army 1970-72/Da Nang, Viet Nam

Ask Nod
5:35 PM (2 hours ago)

to walt

Dear Mr. Reynolds,

 You seem to think I set out to write a book to make money. Well, as  they say in the Hertz commercial-Not exactly. I set out to help Vets win their claims after losing for 23 years. I served just west of you in Laos in 1970 as a FAC interpreter. I got a GSW and a rotten transfusion. I’m dying of the disease now and have a few years left. I also have PCT from Agent Orange.

 You think I’m getting rich? I put all my own money into this for Vets. $5.500 + and I don’t care if I ever get it back. I do hope you can get a copy of it and beat the VA at their own game. That’s what I want, Mr. Reynolds. No fame. No glory. Just pay it forward to Mr. and Mrs Vet so they don’t have to go through what I did for 23 years. I’ve been called a liar. I’ve been told I was never in Vietnam-let alone Laos. I didn’t get my Purple Heart because Air America doesn’t award them.

 If that means I’m on your shit list, then I am happy to be there. I hope I’m near the top, too. If that’s what it takes to help Vets then I will sleep well knowing it. I arrived over there in May of 1970 and DEROSed May 1972. I paid my dues for two years. I don’t wave a flag much-I’m too sick. I was kicked out of the USAF with PTSD- excuse me-Anti-social personality w/ passive aggressive tendencies-with a General Discharge when I got back. I won at something they said couldn’t be done. Should I run and hide the secret of how to win? If there ever is a “profit” from this, I’ll be dead and unable to spend it.

Thank you for your service to America, too. I mean that sincerely from one Veteran to another. We all got the shitty end of the stick in that war. I just aim to even the playing field for us a little bit. I’m sorry you don’t see it that way.

 Sincerely–Buckwheat (ASKNod)

I wish to put a fork in the myth that this is for money. If it was, I’d hire a ghostwriter and a good PR staff with national connections and go on tour. One thing I certainly would not do is assume a pseudonym as I was cautioned against many times by the publisher. Going on book signing tours requires a name-preferably your real one. Profit on this, if there is any (ever) would devolve to Cupcake because I severely doubt I’ll be vertical when and if it happens. So to the Walter L. Reynolds of the world-calm down. If I get a windfall, I have your email address and will send you a free copy. Any others so inclined push send now and I’ll add you to the list. My mission in what’s left of my life is to teach Vets how to legally fish so they can provide for themselves judicially. Money is such a small part of life that it doesn’t enter here. As a human being, I’m shocked that any would ascribe that motive to my endeavour. As a Veteran, I’m insulted.

Even if you knew my circumstances in life, Mr. Reynolds, I find it odd that you would inveigh on my book with no knowledge of its reason or beginnings. However, you must be prescient in one respect. I did have the largest testicles west of the Rockies for several days in April 2009 when the sepsis nearly killed me. I was unavailing in my attempts to get either my son or Cupcake to take a picture of them for you though. For that, I sincerely apologize. It might have set your mind at rest to see you’re right about something. And yes, it would make an interesting conversation-starter if placed on the mantle above the fireplace.

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