SVR RADIO ON WEDNESDAY MARCH 27th.

purple broccoli from last fall that never developed.

purple broccoli from last fall that never developed.

Here’s the link to the SVR radio podcasts. I’ve been on now twice and the Hadit.com crew are warm, wonderful Vets. This venue is a round house of several people rather than a one on one like Richard Townsend’s Firebase Adrian. I hope you enjoy it as much as I enjoy helping you win. Every one of you who attains service connection for your disease here smells like victory. We have had unparalleled success so do not give up.

Sorry I forgot the link. Brain death is a terrible thing. The garden was calling. Thankfully, so was WGM to remind me. I was busy. This is like Christmas and the presents unwrap themselves.

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CAVC–GIRARDO v. SHINSEKI– WHERE’S THE SOC?

I love reversals. They illustrate VA law at it’s finest. Here, Mr. Larry J. Girardo gets another bite of the apple because VA is so dense and obtuse as to be unable (or unwilling) to comprehend that a filing represents a “Notice Of Disagreement” (NOD). The fig leaf the VASEC hides behind couldn’t cover up a gnat’s private parts. One wonders how this even got into their chambers.

With regard to Mr. Girardo’s December 1973 letter, the Secretary asserts that it does not constitute an NOD because it does not “express disagreement” with the RO’s decision…

He (VASEC) asserts that instead, the letter “sought a re-examination of the evidence of record because he believed his original claim had been misunderstood.”

The Court disagrees with the Secretary’s interpretation. Although Mr. Girardo did not expressly state that he disagreed with the decision, those exact words are not required. Indeed, the regulation at the time states that the NOD “need not be couched in specific language.” 38 C.F.R.§ 19.113. Instead, Mr. Girardo’s letter need only have “evidence[d] a desire for review of that determination.” Id. In that regard, his request that VA “re-check,””reexamine,” and “reconsider”its determination unambiguously satisfies § 19.113’s requirement. Thus, the Court concludes that Mr. Girardo’s December 1973 letter constituted an NOD.

Gee, how hard is that to comprehend? “But your honor. We construed it as a request for a  medical exam, or, in the alternative, as a desire to be abducted by aliens. Where do you get a NOD out of this?”  This is a win-win for Larry as well had his law dog Amy F. Fischer. Her phone should be rightfully ringing off the hook if she’s sharp enough to spot these tricks of the OGC. Remember, this is how they win at the RO and BVA. It’s often not what happened so much as what didn’t happen.

To see real justice in action, click here and click on #20 (11-2307). Once it is ensconced in the CAVC system, you’ll have to go to here  , erase {query} and enter 11-2307. Click on download to view normally.

Put on the popcorn and bust out an IPA. This is short and sweet. Nothing swells my heart like a good reversal.

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APRÈS MOI LE DÉLUGE

Once upon a time I spoke French for a living in the Air Force. One euphemism that comes to mind is the title to this epiphany. Literally translated, it says After me, the deluge. A deluge involves a lot of water. Think Moses crossing the Red Sea. Think Noah. What it has always meant as a  French euphemism and still means today is “Who cares what happens tomorrow? I’m outta here”. It can be traced  back to  Louis XV or his significant other- Madame Pompadour. It has resonance in this context because the VA has embraced this philosophy. They (VA decision makers) are merely here for a blink of the eye (twenty years for the most part) and have absolutely no interest in crafting a solution to the intractable bottleneck we currently endure compounded by grossly inflated accuracy percentages.

We hear day in and day out from none other than the Under Secretary for Excuses  Allison A. “Chipmunk” Hickey about how VA is striving to reach a 98 % accuracy rating from the current 86% one. No one is patting down the Emperor to ensure his clothing is invisible. It is assumed he’s wearing something and not out and about Commando-style.

The truth, as we all know it from the VBM (i.e. the Veterans Benefits Manual  by LexisNexis) is that the best they can really hope to ascribe to this process is 40%. This is based solely on the fact that the minuscule number of Appeals that make it to the Court are remanded, vacated or reversed on the order of 60% and sometimes greater.  Thus we are not stupefied to discover the VAOIG has turned up this very same factoid without a methane detector to sense the presence of bull manure. They just discovered this at Nashville, Kentucky of all places. I have written about a plethora of BVA decisions that emanated from this RO and they have all gone in favor of the Vet for the most part. Now we are crushed to find that the actual VARO, not withstanding it’s stellar reputation for clear and concise adjudications, is still in the dog house and only has an abysmal success (read correct) rate of 40%.

I have been harping on the fact that if 85% if you Vets fail to appeal your denials and go home, the VA counts that as a “correct” decision. In essence, their decision was proper and correct. Had it been in error, you would have appealed it. Simple logic dictates that you are smart and if they’re wrong, you will object. Nothing drove this home more clearly than the recent NOVA decision at the Federal Circuit when the VASEC said virtually the same thing.

Reality is far different as most know. When told you’re a goldbrick and a Safeway “slip on the floor club” charter member looking for the gravy train, most Vets would take umbrage and walk away convinced the system was rigged. They wouldn’t be far off, would they? According to VA’s much-vaunted statistics  no fewer than 85% of us file bogus claims. So it should come as no epiphany that Nashville has been blowing  bubbles lo these many years. But is Nashville an island in this respect? Would that it were true. Anyone investigating this phenomenon would be advised to be fleet of foot and measure all VAROs at once to resurrect their combined credibility nationwide. A simultaneous amalgam of all 57 would ostensibly raise the percentage of accuracy and make them all look better. Doing it piecemeal ensures the VAOIG hammer does not arouse undue attention nationally. Egregious numbers from individual ROs are not liable to cause alarm.

Actually, by transcribing this into a VAOIG report, it should be no great leap of faith to ascertain that most, if not all VAROs, are guilty of this error. Everyone would like to believe that their shop produces perfect widgets. When the VA hierarchy heralds this day in and day out and is even so bold as to tout these statistics at  House or Senate hearings, they attain some semblance or cachet of validity. All this come crashing back to earth like a drunken albatross when the VAOIG shows up. The GAO apparently is in cahoots with them, too judging by the statistics. Rodney Dangerfield had it right. “I don’t get no respect” was his famous byline and it sends the bolt home.

VA can profess to be the Virgin Mary and blame the backlog on Immaculate Conception but that doesn’t change reality. Reality is a harsh taskmaster and once exposed cannot be  made the scapegoat. The ugly reality, much like the naked Emperor, is becoming apparent to Congress and they are not happy campers. Simply ramping up the speed and number of decisions does not ensure accuracy. VA doesn’t get this.

With the unveiling of these indisputable percentages, the VA’s gorgeous sweater is unraveling before their very eyes. Everything they have blamed, including the deluge of Vets applying, is becoming a nonstarter. Remember that VA encouraged the military, at the behest of Vet’s Service organizations, to start briefing our future Veterans before separation on the ins and outs of filing. Now they are implicated as the progenitors of the backlog. To add insult to injury, they are filing as instructed for 5 to 8( and even 10 disabilities) they believe were incurred in service.  So too, are the plethora of Vietnam Vets after the new presumptives were announced in 2010 for IHD, hairy cell leukemia and Parkinson’s.  What’s a body to do? Well, according to the VA, the answer is “Please don’t send the VAOIG to our VAROs and unveil the truth”.

Nashville is no more an anomaly than any other VARO. The poor VSRs are under the gun to crank out 3-7 decisions a day and take care of this interminable Agent Orange debacle. Throw in some Congressional Interests that demand instant responses and a few Channel 7 CBS specials about the homeless Vets with PTSD languishing under  bridges with an ever-changing zip code and you have the perfect storm- gridlock with no escape on the horizon. I won’t throw in the VBMS they saddled 20 VAROs with. Those poor raters are in tears and I don’t blame them.

Does anyone reading this think  Nashville (or Louis XV for that matter) gave a rat’s ass about the findings? Of course not. This is business as usual. Having the VAOIG air your dirty laundry is actually the ultimate bitchslap because they work for the same outfit-VBA. It’s hard enough to do this without Congressional intervention every five minutes. Imagine your own organization coming in and dumping on you. The hierarchy at the ROs must think that Chicken Little may be on to something. What else can you surmise when claims keep backing up and the same old excuses you’ve been proffering for the last fifty years are unavailing? Worse, your own organization arrives and informs the world that your carefully crafted accuracy numbers are not only suspect but aren’t even close to reality.

Agency comments ?

The VARO Director concurred with our recommendations. Management’s planned actions are responsive and we will follow up as required.

They neglected to mention that the VARO director was given a medal, a bonus and transferred to Oakland to “fix” their problems. Ulrike Williams will be transferred to Dayton to deal with their “unique challenges” and so on and so forth. Eventually, everyone will move forward in a “musical chairs” game  and be promoted. Bonuses will be paid and hearts will burst with joy. Unfortunately there will be no joy in Vetville because mighty Casey, the  PTSD Vet, struck out and sucked on a lead Popsicle.

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VA Service Center Managers

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FALLOUT FROM ORLANDO

After reading the writing on the wall and knowing what the new personnel progress report was going to say, Chief of Karaoke John Gingrich reluctantly threw in the towel and announced his intention to fall on his sword for the good of the VBA. This presages a rush for the doors to avoid any legal action from the VAOIG. Bon chance, Johnboy. Human Resources will never be the same without your insane humor. The Patton lookalike gig was your signature to a “T”. They’ll remember you for a long time at the Hilton, bubba.

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P.S. We owe this morsel to Shawn. Good sleuthing, sugar.

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UNEMPLOYMENT = STDs

Member Mark sends us this daisy. The meat is towards the bottom.

After HPV, in order of magnitude, according to the study, new STIs in the U.S. in 2008 included 2,860,000 new Chlamydia infections; 1,090,000 new Trichomoniasis infections; 820,000 new Gonorrhea infections; 776,000 new Herpes Simplex Virus Type 2 (HSV-2) infections; 55,400 new syphilis infections; 41,400 new HIV infections; and 19,000 new Hepatitis B infections.

Sounds like a VA study, doesn’t it? Ignore the latest holding from the CDC that HCV is now (finally) considered a sexually transmitted disease? A good study encompasses all data that can be assimilated. Perhaps there was no way to discern the path of infection so it was discounted. Were that so, how do we reconcile the HIV data?

Mark, by the way, had his C&P Tuesday for an increase on the initial ratings insult he got when he won his claim. As is VA’s wont, they hired a proctologist for the C&P to probe around where only proctologists like to poke and probe. He did a miserable job trying to pretend any knowledge of gastroenterology.  How this will relate to Mark’s HCV Fenderson staged ratings game is any Vet’s guess. Had he been a podiatrist, he would have examined his feet and toes for signs of HCV. Mark didn’t say but I wonder if they did the wooden stick and say ahhhh thing. I wonder who they’ll hire for his DM2 exam? A  psychiatrist, perhaps.

It took everything I had to not jump over the desk and kick that doctors ass, right away he down played my symptoms… this is the guy that called me a drug addict 10 years ago.

As you can gather, Mark has been fighting in the trenches with VA for a while. We know we’ll get him to 100%. That isn’t in doubt. The question is- will they play chess with him for 5 years before they sacrifice the queen and finally concede checkmate? Stay tuned to Mark TV. He’s one of my oldest “Vets” I’ve worked with in terms of years spent. There certainly isn’t anything finer than the smell of Napalm down at 810 Vermin Ave. NW in the morning.

If proctological poking is what it takes, so be it. The way I figure it, Mark, is after you win, publish his name and VA telephone number in the Gay and Lesbian Weekly in San Francisco. What’s fair in love is fair in war (or shortly thereafter).  It is absolutely essential that you keep your sense of humor intact. Remember, April Fool’s is coming up…

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Cure for depression

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CAVC–SHEPARD V. SHINSEKI–UNDERSTANDING 3.156(C) FOR FUN AND PROFIT

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When looking for good cases to read these days, one looks for the word reversal.Even then it isn’t always the shiny nugget in the bottom of the pan. In the absence of the dreaded ” vacated and remanded for reasons and bases and proper application of 38 C.F.R. §…”, a reversal can be innocuous and simply direct the BVA to form a better noose because the original one the RO  fashioned was amateurish. The single judge case of Mr. Robert A.  Shepard is one of the former.

The only things more exciting than reversals are CUE claims like Leroy Macklem’s. What the hey. If the ol’ boy is named Leroy, right off the bat you know it’s going to be a good yarn. The Robertmeister served honorably aboard the USS Guardfish, a submarine, from 1972 to 74. In April 73, they had what the Navy would probably characterize as a “fuel spill”. Just for the record, on a nuclear-powered submarine, there isn’t a gas tank. Thus “fuel spill” connotes the spilling of some atoms. How many was never mentioned but that isn’t the crux of the matter.

The repair order was to lock everyone up in a forward compartment for a day and scare the bejesus out of them. They succeeded. Bob was never the same again and eventually was discharged for claustrophobia. Truth be told, if you put me in a paper towel roll and took me underwater in it, I might not be too tightly wrapped afterwards even if they didn’t spill any atoms.

Mr. Shepard realized he had a problem but had no specific name for it. Alas, PTSD wouldn’t be invented for several more years. His VARO gave it the Rubik’s cube treatment but they couldn’t grant. In essence they “couldn’t weave a web” between 1973 and 1980. Basically, Bob lost because he didn’t have a nexus. This was 14 years before Mario began his epic journey to Indiana Ave. NW and judicial fame and posterity. Like most of us, the Bobster didn’t appeal and the claim was put to rest.

In 1999, armed with the sure knowledge that he had been damaged during service, Mr. Shepard correctly filed for PTSD this time. After four-plus years of fighting, he was awarded service connection. As usual, just to be vindictive, VA gave him an effective date of 1999. No effort was made to investigate the manner and content of the new evidence that carried the day. Had they bothered to read the recent Cline precedent, this would never have happened. Hogwash. Of course it would have. VA is not going to sandbag their 2013 Karaoke fund by paying out oodles of money to every Tom, Dick and Harry who got screwed in 1980. When caught, they crank up the post-hoc rationalization generator and fashion a credible smokescreen.

 At some point, three documents at issue in this appeal were added to the claims file: (1) a June 29, 2001, record from the Department of the Army, U.S. Armed Services Center for Research of Unit Records, confirming the incident aboard the U.S.S. Guardfish, and stating that command histories could not be provided due to the U.S.S. Guardfish being a nuclear submarine (see R. at490); (2) a May 18, 2001, letter from the Department of the Navy, confirming the incident aboard the U.S.S. Guardfish; and (3) a 1973 “Record of Occupational Exposure to Ionizing Radiation” recording the amount of radiation detected on Mr. Shepard . VA granted the claim in 2004, effective as of December 1999, on the basis that the “evidence establishe[d] that [Mr. Shepard had] been diagnosed with [PTSD] which is shown to have resulted from a stressful event aboard a submarine in April 1973 which has been confirmed by the service department. . . . Service connection for [PTSD] has been established as directly related to military service.”

This was pre-§ 3.156(c) when the regulation was buried over in § 3.400(q). I doubt that would have made any difference. Bob figured (rightly) that he had filed for this in 1980. The records used to confirm his version were “service department records that have only now been associated with the file and are instrumental in proving the case”.

This arrived at the Court in 2009. The VASEC realized he had a hole in the USS Vermont Ave. and begged for a Joint Motion to Remand it back to the Board. The Court admonished him to make sure they gave § 3.156(c) the hairy eyeball when they did so. Nevertheless, after losing again, Mr. Bob showed up with another denial on his earlier effective date. This time out he missed the boat because he didn’t have the bent brain diagnosis in 1981. Nobody made an effort to ascertain just exactly what was wrong back then other than to say they couldn’t “weave that web”. Sure, the sub had a fuel spill as he said. And yes, everyone got a case of the Willies. Radiation badges were checked but brains weren’t. And that’s why Mr. Shepard was never going to see 1980 on his ratings sheet.

The Board reasoned that “[t]he evidence lacking in 1981 was not evidence that a stressor occurred, but, rather, was evidence that the Veteran had a current psychiatric disorder linked to his service. The Veteran’s account of a stressful incident in service was of record as of 1981, and was not in dispute at that time.” The Board determined that the radiation exposure log was of record in 1981 and that the information provided by the Department of the Army and Navy did not provide the basis for the grant of service connection because in 1981, “the element which was missing was a diagnosis of PTSD or medical opinion that the Veteran had a psychiatric disorder related to his service.”  

The Court is more than aware of the propensity of the VASEC and his honchos at OGC to answer a question with another question or simply just answer another question that was never asked. They are good at it. In my BVA decision, they said “appellant never submitted any new evidence after the SOC was issued therefore the claim was closed.” What they failed to mention is that I supplied this new evidence at the time I filed my NOD a month prior. It was in the record and they knew it. This VA art form allows all manner of lying to occur because they manipulate the calendar to fit their facts. Here, it backfired. The Court has seen this so many times it’s more passé than the homework consumed by Fido.

Here, the Court concludes that, as previously conceded by the Secretary, and as noted by the Court, the 2004 grant of service connection was based, at least in part, on the additional service department records. Even assuming that the Board was free to ignore the Court and Secretary’s prior determinations, for several reasons, the Board’s determination that the 2004 grant of service connection was not based in whole or in part on service department records cannot withstand scrutiny. First, although the Board took great pains to assert that in 1981, the RO conceded that Mr. Shepard’s stressor was confirmed, the 1981 RO decision made no such concession. Even if it had, § 3.156(c) is not predicated on the bases of the previous denial in 1981; rather, its application hinges on whether service department records formed the basis for the ultimate grant of service connection in 2004.

Have you ever watched an old Western where the fancy gambler dude is spinning three cards around like walnuts and saying “keep you eye on the magic card”? You never win this Monte game. When the VASEC deals it up you never do either… unless you have a good attorney or the Court knows of your prior tendencies to strrreeeetchhh the truth.

VA has built the perfect defense around their circled wagons. The only problem is the wagons aren’t circled so much as they are squared up-and poorly at that. VASEC’s krewe  is busy building an elaborate case of §3.156(c) being considered in the context of 1981 when it should be the focus in 2004. PTSD, much like Hepatitis C virus, did not exist in 1973 or 1980, so that avenue of service connection is closed. If you cannot “weave the web” in 1981, how is it that you claim you did in 2004?

To that extent, by 2000, the RO clearly had its doubts as to whether Mr. Shepard’s claimed stressor had occurred. In the 2000 rating decision, the RO expressly stated that the claim was being denied because Mr. Shepard’s stressor could not be confirmed based on the available evidence.  Moreover, the author of a 2001 deferred rating decision hand wrote: “Vet. needs to submit documentation of the alleged in service stressor.”  A March 2001 VA letter to Mr.Shepard provided in accordance with the Veterans Claims Assistance Act of 2000, in a section titled,”What Information or Evidence Do We Still Need From You?” expressly stated: “Need to submit documentation of the alleged in service stressor.” And once service department records were associated with the claims file, the RO decision ultimately granted service connection, stating that the “stressful event aboard a submarine . . . has been confirmed by the service department.”

I think what the new VBMS computer will need to have is a truth scanner to spot these problems before they go to the Court. Think how much money could be saved. The one thing VA is good at is post-hoc rationalization. Because they were (and are) such poor records keepers, they really don’t know exactly what happened in 1981. What they do  have is the sure knowledge of how they would approach it in 2013. They then extrapolate backwards and theorize what should have happened and merrily write it down. This is the new, improved, “will pass the smell test” denial technique. It works every time like a charm unless you appeal. Then, like a cheap WalMart sweater, it unravels and is revealed for what it is- a poorly reasoned untruth. Sadly, you do not need 30 years of jurisprudence to see through this thinly-veiled mistruth. A twenty-something mother of three could figure this out while cooking breakfast and sorting the laundry. What I wouldn’t give to be a fly on the wall up at the Big House.

Alan: Eric just showed up with another one of his faery tales on 3.156(c).

Bruce:  Is that guy dense or what? I thought we had that all sorted out with Cline and Mayhue.

Mary: We did, but he’s in denial. He refuses to take “no” for what it means.

What makes Mr. Shepard’s case noteworthy was his first JMR in 2009. At that point the VA law dogs would have been money ahead to pull the curtain handle above their heads and punch out. Instead, they invited the Veterans law Judge back and had a barbecue and good old-fashioned Texas necktie party all over again. What were they smoking? Eric promised the judges he’d do right by old Bob and he screwed him all over again.  I think what would have been amazing would have been if they tolerated this behavior and merely vacated and remanded it. This has all the hallmarks of “Shut up. Sit down and listen. Read your regulations and quit wasting our time.”

Occasionally these guys find a hole in the fence and escape off the reservation. When that happens all manner of legal shenanigans are liable to ensue. It’s like Greek night at a big University in October-lots of soap suds in the fountain and a toga sheet wrapped around the statue in front of Administration. The urge to go back and “fix” the record to fit the circumstances is almost stronger than Man’s biological urge.

 With regard to the only document at issue that clearly was in existence at the time of the 1981 decision (i.e., the 1973 radiation log), there appears to be some dispute as to when it was associated with the claims file. The Board stated that it was in the record at the time of the 1981 decision, but the Secretary previously stated that it was not. 

OMG! This is exactly not what you want to happen when you get to Court. If it were you, me or our leagle beagle, we’d be in mega-deep doo doo.  Here, the Court coolly makes the observation that it might behoove the actors in this tragi-comedy to start reading from the same script because it spoils the play for the paying audience.

The smart money says Mr. Shepard is going to be driving a really, really nice new car about this time next year. The Las Vegas line on Eric is 70/1 on a no show this summer followed closely by Hickey in place or show.

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Sheppard reversal.

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TRANSJUGULAR LIVER BIOPSY

Sounds like something out of a Dracula movie. On Tuesday, I went in for the Earl
Schieb $99.95 standard core needle biopsy and discovered that my blood is stuck on stupid. After abstaining from Coumadin blood thinner for a week, my INR had only sunk down to 1.5. The cuttoff for this is 1.3 so I opted to go back yesterday afternoon and do the transjugular version.

While the doctor said it’s much safer, I have to wonder how stuffing a soda pop straw all the way from the neck to the liver and sticking in something that looks like my TR-6 speedometer cable with a needle on the end of it is somehow advisable. In the interest of killing this bug, I’d probably do even more.

After waking up, they made me stay for another three hours. Cupcake and I arrived home about 2000 hrs local PDT. This morning, I had to get up early for a radio show on SVR with the Hadit.com crew. About 1.1 seconds after I woke, my neck informed me about the recent medical procedure.

How many of you remember Jolt Cola? I believe it came out in the early 80s. I had a girlfriend that could (and did) chung an ice-cold one every morning when she got up before even starting the coffee. That’s the 120 volt jolt my body delivered when I awoke. I can safely say I’m going to be turning my whole body around when someone asks me a question today. To add insult, they suggest I not eat anything to kill the pain so that it won’t mask any symptoms of liver leakage.

I will agree with the doctor that this may be safer under my circumstances, but the hole in the side wasn’t this obnoxious back in 2007.

imagesI had occasion to talk to a fellow hepper named Diane Cauchi who had the identical same procedure several weeks ago. This was the first I had heard of it. I bemoaned the fact that they weren’t offering it to me. I got my wish. I feel like Lurch from the Addams Family with an electrode sticking out of my neck.

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FACEPAGE AROUND THE WORLD IN 8 SECONDS

Intriguing shots from all over the world today.

The one that didn't get away

The one that didn’t get away in Sao Paulo , Brazil this afternoon

Fishing this spring in Fargo, North Dakota

Fishing this morning in Fargo, North Dakota

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Several hundred klics from Cairo (EBE)

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Sea World in Nairobi

 Petting Zoo-Sea World  in Nairobi, Kenya  this AM

 Kangaroo trained to do shrimp on the Barby In Canberra. Australia

Trained kangaroo doing shrimp on the Barby In Canberra. Australia yesterday evening

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THE SWEET SMELL OF VENISON

Member and no doubt former hunter Randy sends me this. I love it.

REDNECK LENT

Each Friday night after work, old  Korean “Misunderstanding” Vet Bubba would fire up his outdoor grill and cook a venison steak. But, all of Bubba’s neighbors were true “Friday” Catholics…and since it was Lent, they were forbidden from eating meat on Friday.The delicious aroma from the grilled venison steaks was causing such a problem for the Catholic faithful that they finally talked to their priest.

The Priest came to visit Bubba, and suggested that he become a Catholic. After several classes and much study, Bubba attended Mass…and as the priest sprinkled holy water over him, he said, “You were born a Baptist, and raised a Baptist, but now you are a Catholic.”

Bubba’s neighbors were greatly relieved, until the first Friday night arrived, and the wonderful aroma of grilled venison filled the neighborhood once again. The neighbors called the Priest immediately, and, as he rushed into Bubba’s yard, clutching a rosary and prepared to scold him, he stopped and watched in amazement.

There stood Bubba, clutching a small bottle of holy water which he carefully sprinkled over the grilling meat and chanted: “You wuz born a deer, you wuz raised a deer, but now you is a catfish.”

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MAPLE SYRUP FRANK SEZ…

Member and loyal American Vet Frank from the luckiest Vet state (now) in the Union sends us this little bedtime story about the land of the 125-days and nights.

Okay, all together. Click your heels together thrice and say “I believe. I believe. I believe.”

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