Category Archives: Humor

COMMUNICATIONS FAILURE

Posted on August 16, 2012 by asknod

Member Cal sends us this wisdom: The wife left a note on the fridge “It’s not working, I can’t take it anymore!! Gone to stay with my Mother.” I opened the fridge, the light came on and the beer was cold………What the … Continue reading →

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FROM MY FACEBOOK

Posted on August 15, 2012 by asknod

I was sent a private message from one of our illustrious  English”VFW”s abroad in Britain (name withheld to protect contributor Rory and Post 9 of the Falmouth Welsh Guard Vets). Apparently some of the recent returnees of the Afghan “Stripes … Continue reading →

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MUST HAVE BASS-FISHING BOATS.

Posted on August 14, 2012 by asknod

Cupcake bought this Bugatti Grand Sport Vitesse for me for bass fishing, It’s nice because it has a very shallow draft for close-in-to-shore casts. The rubber bumpers are permanently installed below the waterline to make sure you don’t damage the … Continue reading →

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WALMART SENIOR GREETER

Posted on August 10, 2012 by asknod

I received this also from Chip. It is a heartwarmer. Charley, a new retiree-greeter at Wal-Mart, just couldn’t seem to get to work on time. Every day he was 5, 10, 15 minutes late. But he was a good worker, … Continue reading →

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THE ART OF THE APOLOGY

Posted on August 10, 2012 by asknod

Member Chip sends us this important “How to” on a sincere apology. Since this site advocates a strong DIY (do it yourself) philosophy, how to’s are always an interest of note to many.   Apology letter  Hi, Sweetheart! I am … Continue reading →

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WHEN BEANS GO BAD

Posted on August 7, 2012 by asknod

Back in late March I called VA at their 800 number to see how my CUE claim for reducing my PCT scar rating was doing. I talked to a polite lady named Peggy. I’ve talked to her before and I … Continue reading →

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MILITARY HUMOR PAR EXCELLANCE

Posted on August 6, 2012 by asknod

Someone once remarked to me that military humor was to humor what military music was to music. Nothing has changed. I received this from member emeritus WGM this morning and its absolutely priceless. Rarely do we get to view this … Continue reading →

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CUPCAKE’S FAMILY REUNION

Posted on August 3, 2012 by asknod

Once a year we have the Belles family reunion. We didn’t when I was enjoying the fine dining at the vAMC for the last two years. Nevertheless, it is that magic moment again. I look forward to seeing all my … Continue reading →

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THE CARE AND FEEDING OF CARROTS

Posted on July 30, 2012 by asknod

Cupcake comes from the farmer side of the family. I was, and try to be, the hunter and fisher of vertebrates. Learning the science of farming and language of moisture feeders is C3PO crap. Like any ex-military male, I assume it … Continue reading →

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UNDERSTANDING THE FEMALE DEMERIT SYSTEM

Posted on July 27, 2012 by asknod

In our continuing series on the care and feeding of the female psyche, we come across many cutting edge technologies for assessing our progress out of our cave man past and into the modern era. Due to testosterone poisoning, we are actually … Continue reading →

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