Category Archives: Humor

THE CARE AND FEEDING OF CARROTS

Posted on July 30, 2012 by asknod

Cupcake comes from the farmer side of the family. I was, and try to be, the hunter and fisher of vertebrates. Learning the science of farming and language of moisture feeders is C3PO crap. Like any ex-military male, I assume it … Continue reading →

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UNDERSTANDING THE FEMALE DEMERIT SYSTEM

Posted on July 27, 2012 by asknod

In our continuing series on the care and feeding of the female psyche, we come across many cutting edge technologies for assessing our progress out of our cave man past and into the modern era. Due to testosterone poisoning, we are actually … Continue reading →

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BEING SENSITIVE

Posted on July 25, 2012 by asknod

Member Cal (who I don’t recall as being terribly sensitive) sent me this this morning. Being sensitive to your humor needs, I naturally post it post haste: Three rednecks were working up on a cell phone tower: Cooter, Ronnie and … Continue reading →

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JACK DANIELS FISHING STORY

Posted on July 23, 2012 by asknod

More from Michigan Bob. This is entirely believable. Most snakes hear you coming and beat feet. Most. Not our friend the Water Moccasin. They come to you knowing you are a potential meal. Jack Daniels Fishing Story I went fishing … Continue reading →

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Top 10 Reasons Why Men Prefer Guns Over Women

Posted on July 19, 2012 by asknod

Here goes… #10 – You can trade an old 44 for a new 22. #9 – You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you’re on the road. #8 – If you admire a friend’s gun … Continue reading →

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IN VINO VERITAS

Posted on July 15, 2012 by asknod

Pliny the Elder once said “In wine there is truth”, or if you’re Greek, “Ἐν οἴνῳ ἀλήθεια”. Its six of one and half a dozen of the other. I was at a wine tasting in Gig Harbor yesterday and what should … Continue reading →

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FASTEST GUN IN THE WEST

Posted on July 15, 2012 by asknod

Member Cal sends us this priceless (and timeless) humor. A Cowboy sitting in a saloon one Saturday night recognized an elderly man standing at the bar who, in his day, had the reputation of being the fastest gun in the … Continue reading →

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A HICKEY VIGNETTE?

Posted on July 13, 2012 by asknod

Member Squidley sends a suggestion for a new H-gram. A short dissertation for an e-book by her royal highness entitled: How to deny a claim in 125 days or less with 98% accuracy A Very Short Story by Allison A. … Continue reading →

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DIAL A PRAYER(827-1000)

Posted on July 11, 2012 by asknod
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MOONWALKING

Posted on July 11, 2012 by asknod

This just in from Member Jimbo of the Mekong brownwater Squid persuasion: A Veteran and his wife attend her twenty fifth high school reunion at a large disco ballroom rented for the occasion. After a few hours a gentleman starts to … Continue reading →

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